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random quotes i like;

“and paint the wicked pictures with your motherfuckin blood.
FROM YOUR VEINS WILL DRIP MY MIRACLES.
your crushed bones will make my special stardust.
WELCOME TO THE DARK CARNIVAL, BROTHER.

-homestuck

“IT'S REALLY WEIRD.
THIS HUMAN EMOTION YOU CALL FRIENDSHIP.”

-homestuck

iF i CoUlD mAkE yOu SmIlE iT'd Be ThE bEsT fUcKiN mIrAcLe I eVeR dId PaRt Of

-homestuck

“ATTENTION WORTHLESS HUMAN.
THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING.
IT IS A WRATHFUL GOD WHO DESPISES YOU MORE THAN YOU COULD HAVE POSSIBLY DARED TO FEAR.
I HAVE WATCHED YOUR ENTIRE PATHETIC LIFE UNFOLD.
I HAVE OBSERVED YOU WHILE YOU WOULD QUAKE AND TREMBLE IN PERSONAL PRAYERS OF SHAME.
WHILE YOU PLEADED FORGIVENESS FOR BEING SUCH A WRETCHED DISGUSTING FAILURE ON EVERY CONCEIVABLE LEVEL.
PROSTRATE BEFORE THE STUPID AND FALSE CLOWN GODS YOU HAVE SCRIBBLED ON THE WALLS OF YOUR BLOCK.
BOGUS DEITIES WORSHIPED BY A PRIMITIVE "PARADISE" PLANET.
BUT YOUR PRAYERS WILL NOT BE ANSWERED.
THERE ARE NO MIRACLES IN STORE FOR YOU, HUMAN.
ONLY MY HATE.
IT IS A HATE SO PURE AND HOT IT WOULD CONSUME YOUR SAD UNDERDEVELOPED HUMAN THINK PAN TO EVEN CONTEMPLATE.
IT IS A HATE THAT TO FATHOM MUST BE PUT INTO SONG.
SHRIEKED BY THE TEN THOUSAND ROWDY SHOUT SPHINCTERS PEPPERING THE GRUESOME UNDERBELLY OF THE MOST TRUCULENT GOD THE FURTHEST RING CAN MUSTER.
IT IS A HATE THAT MADE YOU AND WILL SURELY DESTROY YOU.
MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE.
IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU.
YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THAT.
YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT.
hi karkat

-homestuck

“GUESS WHAT THIS CONVERSATION IS ABOUT! NOT THAT PARTICULAR TOPIC.”

-homestuck

Apples, Stripes and Strawberries by Hanyou-Kyo reviews
Let me introduce myself. I'm stripes, or at least that's what everyone calls me. My best mate is Rae and we're currently in Japan. Crazy right? Want to know what's even crazier? We get transported into Death Note. And so the mayhem ensues.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,907 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Light Y., L