So, you meet someone who gets you. You have fun together, you like each other, and they're cute. But he says you're too young. What are you supposed to do? Just let it go? -Cover Art by Coasting-

Taken and experimented on, a child will become a creature. Taken and nurtured, that creature will become a man. In the eyes of the world, however, he would forever be an abomination. Adapting and learning as he grows, he stands at a crossroads; become a man of the light or a demon of the dark? Rated M for lan/sc/vio/gore (summary under revision)

Naruto has stumbled upon the last remains of Dr. Eggman's work, his brain uploaded to the EggNet moments before his death. Now, the good doctor's mind has made the young Jinchuriki his new apprentice. Look out world, here comes the EggFox! Contains Naru/Hina and Smart!Powerful!Naruto

The night sky twinkled away as Hagrid was never sent to fetch Harry which resulted in him being alone for his birthday. Harry never forgets the memories left behind and occurrences have surfaced that have begun to deviate from the norm. With it might come something that will shake the world. Ash will fall from the sky. A Song of Basilisk Venom and Phoenix Tears. Slytherin Harry A/U

Shunned by his friends, attacked from every angle and trapped in a deadly tournament. Harry Potter must fight to survive, but will his new wings and the care of a stranger help him be the man he never thought he could be? GoF Winged Harry/Fleur AU. Warning: will contain swearing and violence.

Three centuries of watching generations birthed, living and dying left a bad enough taste in his mouth for Harry to turn his wand on himself. Wanting to rejoin his loved ones, he finds himself again being the butt of a cosmic joke and having to return to the past to set it all straight. New friends and old alike a this Harry tilts the world on its ear. Harem Super!Harry

Left for dead by those he had been sacrificed for, Uzumaki Naruto is saved by Lady Luck in the form of a giant landshark. With a maiden of ice, the Kyuubi, a giant sentient sword, and a new dream by his side, just what lies in store for him? !KonohaBashing !SlightlyDarkerNaruto !SamehadaNaruto !NaruXFemHaku !REWRITE

What if Harry had discovered his powers at a younger age? What if he met someone that would help him get through the terrors of the Dursleys? Slytherin!Harry, Smart!Harry, Damaged!Harry, Elemental!Harry, Grey!Harry, MisguidedButGood!Dumbledore, Indifferent!Snape, Pairing: HarryxDaphne Because every Ice King needs his Queen. Year One Done. Part of the "Sokoverse"

What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.