Mood: :P

Okay, call me Kylie because I hate the name that is leagally mine, I'm a very random thirteen year old girl that doesn't care about what the cool kids are doing. I like the color green and I make up words on the spot. I have a strange obsession with hair clips and glitter, I like to read upside down and almost all of my best friends are guys. I don't care what other people think of me and if you have a problem with me, say what you like 'cause it doesn't bother me. I don't have a problem with homosexuality or bisexuality, it doesn't bother me in the least. I don't mind people from other places or people that have a different skin color, actually when I was little, all of my baby dolls had some color to them, hehe. I love animals and want to work for PETA one day. I'm good at keeping secrets, lying, stuffing all of the food that's on my plate in my mouth all at the same time, singing, dancing like a spaz, and I have a knack for color coordinating despite the fact that I still have my mom throw together my outfits because when I do it, I never match and I look like an 'unmade bed'.

I want to have a conversation in French with someone, I want to go to Tokyo and check out all the crazy hair accessories there, I want to meet the creator of Naruto (I don't know how to spell his name and I don't feel like looking it up right now), I want to create an invention that'll change the way we look at something, and I want to somehow make life easier for those like me who are different and don't care what others think of me! Send me a message if you like.

Anyway, here's a list that I randomly put together so I could better describe myself to my lovely viewers! Enjoy! :)

Music: Rhianna, Bowling For Soup, Good Charolette, Simple Plan, Katy Perry, Christina Agulaira, Fergie, Daughtry, Paramore, Pink, Chris Brown, Fall Out Boys, Beyonce, Britney Spears, and Lady Gaga!

Food: Pizza, Chocolate, Pineapple, Mango, Pie, RAMEN!, Shakes, Eclairs, and Cake. w

T.V.: Naruto, Death Note, CSI, Criminal Minds, Cold Case, Without A Trace, Eleventh Hour, Chowder, and Pokemon.

Fave Characters: Deidara, Mello, Near, L, Matt, Gaara, Sasori, Naruto, Grissom, Chowder, and I wuv Flygons...yeah, I'm random, I know...

Color: Lime Green, Sage Green, Mocha, and Aqua. :)

Stupid Things I've Done: Pulled A Door That Was Clearly Labled 'Pull', Argued With Myself And Lost, Slammed Into A Door Because I Wasn't Paying Attention, and I've Tripped On Air More Times Than I Can Count, I Forgot My Name When I Was Introducing Myself, I Wrote My Final Spanish Exam In French Because That Was My Next Class, I Put On A Shirt Backwards And Inside Out And Went Around Wondering Why Everyone Was Laughing, I Went In The Wrong Bathroom During School Hours, I Folded All My Laundry And Put It Away, Then Went Downstains And Wondered Where My Laundry Basked Went, And I Didn't Plug In The Playstation Before I Turned It On, It Took My An Hour To Figure Out What Was Wrong With IT! XD

Fave Video Games: Pokemon Emerald, Pokemon FireRed, Pokemon LeafGreen, POkemon Rangers: Shadows Of Almia, Spyro The Dragon, Spyro The Dragon: Riipto's Rage, Spyro And The Eternal Night, Pac Man World, and DDR (even though I suck at it).

Pairs I Dislike: Sakura x anyone in the Akatsuki, hello people, the akatsuki have no intrest in Sasuke's personal fangirl! Actually, I hate Sakura.

Kasame x Itachi, like seriously, they don't like each other that way.

Pairs I Do Like: Naruto x Hinata, couples don't get any cuter than this...:)

Gaara x OC...um, yeah...I'm working on a fanfic right now with another OC...

Shikamaru x Temari, I fell in love with this pair on accident...

OCs: Karasuko Itsumo (Naruto), Salem Riley Blair (DN)BTW: Sorry if my story updates are super late, my computer likes to eat my files! :(

Copied And Pasted Stuff That Describes Me:

If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

if you dont watch laguna beach, or the O.C., or the hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, then copy and paste this into your profile.

if you love naruto so much that you wish the characters were real or that you are one of them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!

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Ever ran into a wall or part of one, copy and paste into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you didn't even know sexy was gone.

Almost every teenager talks on their phone for hours on end. If your one of the few who dosn't, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list. gothgirl-narutofan, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Haruko-Uzumaki, Heza-chan x3, totalnarutofangirl85, Kakashi Forever, MixedZephyr

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If you haven't, and never will, try the Twilight series copy and paste this into your profile.

Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name to the list. UNITE GAARA LOVERS!! GaaraandAikoforever, LoveShinobi4eva, Silver Element,BlueSkyHeaven, Ketsueki Senshoku, Gaara's Pyro RACCOON, Gaarasminestayaway, .Faking.This.Smile, Lilly, Jay Jay, StormofSilver, inspired122, Kasumi18, Gaara ish my sexeh beast, Xanie, Heza-chan X3, totalnarutofangirl85, Kakashi Forever, MixedZephyr

If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no mattter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.

If you love and want to marry any Naruto character on the whole show, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie, Heza-chan X3, Kakashi Forever, MixedZephyr

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Haruko-Uzumaki, Heza-chan x3, totalnarutofangirl85, Kakashi Forever, MixedZephyr

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If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Copy & paste this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you think that Sasuke should have died along with Deidara...paste this into your profile.

If you wish to see the Akatsuki take over the world at the end of Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no apparnt reason, paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever spelled your name wrong paste this in your profile.

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If you ever just wanted to SLAP someone,copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

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93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hizmit12-waterlilly3721, hinoru14, SassySaku, Kunoichi Hyuuga Tenten, xpuppychanx, Sunshineemomix, MixedZephyr

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

Guinea pigs have two rules: Screaming gets you what you want and if it fits in your mouth, its food. If this rule applies to you, copy thin into your profile and add your name. MizedZephyr,

Rules To Remember:

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.

2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.

3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.

4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.

5.Do not go out in public.

6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.

7.Note expressions.

8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.

9.Floor is slippery when wet.

10.Lake is slippery when dry.

11.Only talk to strangers you know.

12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all.

13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note.

14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.

15.Kill them for security purposes.

16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.

17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible.

18.The men in white coats are not your friends.

19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.

20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.

21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.

22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.

24.Always remember, um... uh... Damn.

25.Train army of flying monkeys.

26.Goldfish don't like milk.

27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.

28.Find out who invented the word "pianist".

29.People are staring at you.

30.So act insane.

31.People are weird, but not as weird as me.

32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth.

33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.

34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible.

35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.

36.Never pet a burning dog.

37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka.

38.Naked men dig parkas.

39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.

40.You know what would look good on you?

41.Immolated cockroaches.

42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.

43.The size of Danny DeVito.

44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.

45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.

46.Stalking is fun. Do it more.

47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!"

48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.

49.That way is rum.

50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t.

52.You cannot kill the snow.

53.The snow can kill you.

54.Grass can also kill you.

55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...

56.Catch and castrate leprechaun.

57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.

58.Staple paper in the middle of the page.

59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.

60.You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.

61.Pretend to be so around teh n00bs.

62.Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.

63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?

64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.

65.Remember to kill HIM...

66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.

67.Note reactions. Avoid parents.

68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.

69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.

70.Hide the bodies, otherwise peole ask embarressing questions.

71.Eat the evidence. Or get Zetsu to do it.

72.But not if it's broken glass.

73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.

74.Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.

75.Disregard last note.

76.Note reactions.

77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.

78.Stock up on ball point pens.

79.Learn to fly. Tell no one.

80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

81.Do not stick fingers into blender.

82.Blender... Bad... Ouch.

83.Blood loss is bad.

84.Find way to re-attatch fingers.

85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.

86.Answer every question with a question.

87.Ask people what gender they are.

88.Note reactions.

89.Refer to people as "mortal".

90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.

91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.

92.Start by drowning them in fire ants.

93.Find the creators of pop-up messages.

94.Kill them.

95.Brutally.

96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.

97.Dunk head in boiling water.

98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.

99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling!

100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Deidara, Sasori, Kimimaro, Kabuto.

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? SasoDei, DeidaraxOC, KakuHidan, NaruHina.

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Hentai is wrong, but I like a little bit of yaoi, nothing too graphic as I said, I lack a lot of mental capacity.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? No.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: I don't own any Naruto stuff :(.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? DEIDARA!

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Neither, I'm not fond of Naruto, and I HATE Sakura

9. Which team is your favorite? Akatsuki

10. Do you support the obito theory? (tobi-obito) Tobi is Madara Uchiha, not Obito

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Yes (and it's already proven)

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Dei-kun!!

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro-Sasuke, he was sort of cute before he went all emo on us :( I miss the old Sasuke...

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? No, but I'm close to it.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? No

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADHD? Duh!

17. Sub or dub? Dub! It is the one i started watching so thats the one i like.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? ANTI SAKURA! SHE IS SUCH A FREAK!!

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funny and adorable!

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Yeah

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Ugly Nerd, God he's freakish!

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Haku would be, even Naruto thought he was a girl.

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Weird

24. Which character would be best OOC? I really don't know...Gaara, maybe?

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? YES!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? YEAH!

27. Do you like lemons? No, I lack the mental maturity to even read one.

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? No, I don't bother to explain my obsession to them.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Huh?

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? No.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Nope.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? I'm not that good with anime drawing...

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' No.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Life yes. Grades... no...

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? nope

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? No, mature concepts bore me...I could care less. And, as I said, I lack a lot of maturity...

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No way!

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. no

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? No, he wasn't sexy to begin with...

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yeah, Coco, and some that are still in development1

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Yup!! And proud of it!!

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight throuth the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital bacause they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a come for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rest a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

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