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Narcissa Militant by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. Narcissa is actually the source of the Malfoy family's wealth—and not because she inherited the Black fortune, either. She's an in-demand spy and assassin. But now she's retired, and intent on using all her skills to make sure her baby boy gets what he wants. If that's Harry Potter, then Harry Potter he shall have.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 129,073 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 1,960 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 6/28/2017 - [Narcissa M., Lucius M.] [Harry P., Draco M.]
A New Plan, A New Way by RealaCarsona reviews
During episode seven, Clarke refuses to accept Lexa's fate. In the final moment before the bullet hits it's mark she manages to knock Lexa an inch to the left, changing their destiny from heartbreak to love. And together they change the world. Pairings: Lexa/Clarke Raven/Ontari Lincoln/Octavia
100 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 185 - Words: 260,963 - Reviews: 1692 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 1,488 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 3/4/2016 - [Lexa, Clarke G.] Octavia B., Ontari
Basilisk-born by Ebenbild reviews
Fifth year: After the Dementor attack, Harry is not returning to Hogwarts – is he? ! Instead of Harry, a snake moves into the lions' den. People won't know what hit them when Dumbledore's chess pawn Harry is lost in time… Manipulative Dumbledore, 'Slytherin!Harry', Time Travel!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 470,594 - Reviews: 3846 - Favs: 6,158 - Follows: 7,223 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Enough of Me To Share by majorqueer reviews
In which Harry creates unity where it's needed in Forks and labels himself as a homewrecker. A label he really doesn't deny, but honestly, he didn't think he was that irresistible. Certain people, on the other hand, did and that quite frankly wasn't his fault. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,779 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 1,747 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 1/21/2018 - Harry P., Edward, Jacob, Jasper
Soulless Marriage by Jpena reviews
"We have passed all checkpoints and want to adopt Tom Riddle." Granger said. The older woman appeared startled before she narrowed her eyes. "Tom? But I've never filed any papers for him." Mrs. Cole said. "Mr. and Mrs. Snape, are you sure you wish to adopt a seven year old. Tom is rather peculiar." "We're sure." Severus drawled. Will be M rated
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 122,904 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 1/3/2015
Easy Fear by XxXxDarkVampirexXxX reviews
Harry uses Parseltongue to tell everyone what he REALLY feels about them. Rated for swears and Harry's mature comments about various males. GoF onward. Slightly AU! Preslash? The pairing is still just a possibility.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,894 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 1,573 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 8/19/2017 - [Harry P., Barty C. Jr.] Draco M., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Dwarves of Erebor by jumpingmanatee reviews
Harry Potter died after the final battle. But the Valar took pity on him and decided to grant him another chance at life in Middle Earth, as a Dwarfling. Now alone in a strange new world, but still armed with his magic, Harry meets up with a Company of Dwarves, a Hobbit and a Wizard that are on a dangerous quest that could lead them to certain death. Can Harry and his magic change?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 70,327 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 4/27/2017 - Harry P., Thorin, Dwalin, Dís - Complete
An Arranged Life by Colonel Pepper reviews
When Hiccup and Elsa were babies, their parents wrote out their lives for them in hopes of bettering their kingdoms. Join Hiccup and Elsa as their lives unfold around them. Will be covering childhood, adolescence, adulthood and beyond. No one ever said life was easy, even an arranged one. Hiccup/Elsa without a doubt.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 182,270 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Hiccup, Elsa
Project Iphigenia by Frostfoot-Dreamleaf reviews
Bellamy and Clarke are set in an arranged marriage on the Ark at the ages of 5 and 10, in an effort to ease the gap between the richest and the poorest of civilians. But, with the hope the pair find love together naturally, the plan is that no one tells them until they're 18, but instead to push them together periodically. Bellamy still thinks in any life, he'd pick her.
100 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 240,999 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 2/26/2016
Harry Potter and the Turning of the Sun by Lord umbrex reviews
AU past OP-After Harry is thrust back in time, he has to survive his final years in Hogwarts and live his new life around people he knows will become Death Eaters. Can he beat his prejudices and give people a chance, or will he crumble under the pressure?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 318,076 - Reviews: 1406 - Favs: 3,293 - Follows: 4,187 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Nevermore by Eye Greater Than Three reviews
For The Crownless Queen. Growing up in the Black family, there weren't any tales about soulmates and love. In fact, there was no mention of the subject. When he was ten, Sirius Black witnessed his cousin undergo her Induction. Teaming up, they decided to end the Black family with them. James/Lily/Sirius and Narcissa/Marlene.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,901 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/24/2017 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P., Narcissa M. - Complete
Twisting Time by the-writer1988 reviews
Sirius Black didn't die when he fell through the Veil, instead he is given a second chance, waking up as his twenty-one year old self, a week before Halloween 1981. Armed with knowledge of the future, Sirius fights to ensure the burden of prophecy doesn't fall on Harry's shoulders... But can he survive the war and keep his friends alive? Completed!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 194,327 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 1,689 - Follows: 1,575 - Updated: 3/27/2017 - Published: 2/10/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Voldemort - Complete
Serpents and Celestial Bronze by Levity Lirum reviews
He was only twelve, going on thirteen. And shouldn't Madame Pomfrey been able to detect this and stop it while he'd been in the hospital wing? Because seriously? This? This thing right here? It had to have been something to do with the Basilisk having bitten him. A whole new spin on the Snake!Harry Genre with some Ancestor! thrown in.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,379 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 5,779 - Follows: 6,361 - Updated: 3/20/2017 - Published: 8/23/2014
Darkest between Life and Unlife by darksider82 reviews
Wrong place, wrong time can Harry and the group survive the undead menace?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 64,448 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 3/4/2017 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Harry P., Rick G., Shane W.
The Walking Death by ijusthavetowrite reviews
What would the Master of Death do if the world ended in zombie apocalypse? Slash. Slow-building Shane/Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 166,693 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 2,247 - Follows: 2,735 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Harry P., Shane W.
Burn Bright or Surrender the Night by catdeae reviews
People just couldn't stay out of trouble could they?After Glenn helps Harry when he collapsed on the street Harry promised himself he would pay him back.But he was just planning on giving him a check and some cake, dammit! Then the zombie apocalypse happens and it all goes to shite.Now he's helping a group survive & falling for the most infuriating man in the world. AU/Slash hp/dd
Crossover - Harry Potter & Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,841 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 1,601 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Harry P., Daryl D.
How to Care for a Hatchling by BlueStar29 reviews
Hiccup accidentally makes a wish when a shooting star passes by. The Next morning he wakes up to a baby Night Fury staring him in the face.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,011 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Hiccup, Toothless
Lily's Boy by Jpena reviews
First fan fiction ever, be gentle. One shot, Severus Snape finds a boy performing magic in the street and takes him into his house.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Not Helping! by LadyNyxRavus reviews
Monroe really did have an actual reason for being at the man's house at 6:30 in the morning. Really, he did. Of course, Nick just HAD to be wearing red, didn't he? And taking it off with nothing on underneath was NOT helpful in the slightest.
Grimm - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Nick B., Monroe - Complete
Gives You Hell by azzie adams reviews
Albus and Harry Potter died many years ago. Accusing them of being vampires, Carlisle saw them hang, lifeless, cold, dead. He didn't expect to meet them 300 years later in Forks. But their sordid past seems to have followed them. EC/HP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 170,819 - Reviews: 2297 - Favs: 3,526 - Follows: 3,750 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Edward
Escaping Fate by Jaylee1 reviews
He had somehow managed to find himself in the land that time forgot, and considering that he belonged to a society that still used quills and ink bottles, that was truly saying something. Harry/Legolas. ON HIATUS.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,460 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 1,932 - Follows: 1,906 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Harry P., Legolas