VoldEMOrtHeRmiONehide bio
 Hi.Harry Potter is awesome.I'm a half blood witch like Harry Potter,Tom Riddle and Seamus Finnigan.Minecraft is awesome (even though this has nothing to do with anything I've said so far).Now that you've read this,do you prefer Avada Kedavra or Crucio? PS.I'm not very good at reviews or profiles. |
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Fudge Delight by bookfreak1317 reviews
The Golden trio is eating Fudge, Umbridge completely overreacts. Warning: implied character death, minor OOC-ness
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Dolores U., Hermione G. - Complete
A Very Potter Msn by Huff The Puff reviews
Harry Potter and his friends manage to bag themselves a laptop and find their way onto Facebook, MSN, Youtube and Fanfiction. Though, they soon discover Voldy has one too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011
iCan't Believe This by MetalAndInk reviews
A Seddie story and a dramatic moment for Carly and her family.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,394 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Son of Snape by AmericanPatrol reviews
"I am now your legal guardian." "Pardon?" asked Neville. Surely, he had heard incorrectly. Certainly Snape hadn't said... "I am now your legal guardian," Snape repeated. This story asks "What if Snape were Neville's father?" A bit out of character.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Severus S., Neville L. - Complete
The B tch gets owned by ahxena reviews
Umbrige gets her butt kicked by a pissed off Potter and a bowl of noodles. T cause I fuckin' love noodles. and I'm nervous and everything. Summary sucks, read it and you get a cookie. Review for a cake..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Running by Kaitley reviews
Sam can't take it anymore. Her life is falling to pieces. So she keeps running. From her problems, her mistakes, her hopes, her dreams. But he knows this. He knows that she is slowly breaking down. And he will do anything to help her, to save her.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,730 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B.
The Park by miscellaneousmystery reviews
Spencer, Carly, Freddie, and Sam go to the park on a nice, sunny day. But when the nice weather calms them down too much, they say things they've never said before, to anyone... at all. *gasp* Rated T for... i have no idea, actually. x Review please!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iPopular by The Throne reviews
When Sam goes through a girly phase and joins the cheerleading squad, and Freddie from working out becomes corterback of the football team, will they leave iCarly to obtain they're new reputations?
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,318 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Complete
Professor Longbottom's Office by FloatingCloudBadger reviews
Some nights, Professor Longbottom regrets telling people his office door is always open.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Neville L., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Luna Lovegood and the Death Eaters by Lyla93 reviews
When the Death Eaters accidentally kidnap Luna Lovegood, they end up in over their heads in all sorts of new trouble. Will Lucius finally admit Snorkacks exist? Will Draco ever stop stalking Voldemort? Will Macnair learn how to dance? Find out NOW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Luna L., Voldemort
Meeting Mrs Lovegood by The One-Winged Author reviews
While at the mall with the Dursleys, Harry runs into Luna Lovegood. How will the Dursleys handle meeting the odd radish earring girl?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Vernon D., Luna L. - Complete
Dudley The Dark Lord by Inky Pirate reviews
Voldemort is tired of Harry getting away all the time. So he decides to enlist the help of Dudley. Together, who knows what they could accomplish? DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,320 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Dudley D., Voldemort
Neon Fishies and Cocoa Puffs by Queen-Me reviews
Weirdness. Yay. WARNING: Includes ponies, grilled cheese, and illegal Christmas tree buying.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/27/2003 - Published: 8/31/2003 - Luna L., Voldemort