Fave Song: hmm... at the moment I'm obsessed with Alexander Ryback's "Into a Fantasy". And I also adore "Goodbye Summer" by F(x), and "Don't Go" by EXO. (and basically anything by exo tbqh)

Fave Band(s): EXO, TVXQ, B2ST, Super Junior

Fave Author(s): Markus Zusak, Ally Carter, Terry Pratchett

Fave Show(s): Sherlock, Hannibal, Supernatural

Fave Book(s): Harry Potter, The Book Thief, Gallagher Girls

This has got to be one of the cleverest brainteasers I've seen in a while.
Someone out there either has too much spare time, or is deadly at Scrabble.

1. DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

2. PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

3. ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

4. DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

5. THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

6. GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

7. THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

8. SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

9. ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

10. ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

11. SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

12. A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

13. THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

14. ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

15. MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Yep! Someone has waaaaaaaaaaay
too much time on their hands!

Proof of the Existence of Stupidity

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Oh, but that saves so much time!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be...)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with head colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(And I'm taking this why?)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(Hmm...Something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to what? No doors?)

On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(Captain Obvious strikes again)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.