kelseychicagohide bio
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 Author has written 5 stories for Maximum Ride, and Chronicles of Vladimir Tod. Updates: All stories currently on hold. Sorry folks. Me llamo Kelsey. Yo tengo diez y seis anos. And I'm not actually a Spaniard. But I play one on tv. I like a lot of things, they include Panic! at the Disco, VersaEmerge, AFI, A Day To Remember, My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, and of course some other things that aren't bands. Me gusta John Green novels, especially in combination with one Sir David Levithan, *Ahem, Will Grayson, Will Grayson is my favorite book ever* and I adore Mr. Scott Westerfeld and every beautiful piece of work he does. Will Grayson Will Grayson, Peeps, Just Listen, An Abundance of Katherines, Looking for Alaska, and the ever-popular Uglies Trilogy are the best books I've read to date, though I've been known to frequent the Maximum Ride series and The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod. "You can live with me in this house I've built out of writer's blocks." ~Pete Wentz, Awesomest Person In The World. (yes, that is his official title.) "Knowing you is like going into the jungle. I have no idea what I'm gonna find next, and I'm real scared." ~ Jerry Seinfeld. "I cry because others are stupid and it makes me sadd." ~ Sheldon on The Big Bang Theory. "I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. |
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Let's Go There A Ziley Story by luvandwar7 reviews
The story of the two boys' relationship and exploration after the breakup. Fiona/Adam are also very much included! Rated M, but mostly T through out. If you don't like some chapters, just skip it hun there's plenty more where they came from.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 100,841 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Riley S., Zane P.
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4226 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
St Fang's Poetry Corner by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, I got bored in Spanish class. Out of boredom, I decided to write some Fang-related poetry and other little writings. I learned one thing fo attempting this: I am no poet. At least it's kinda funny. Narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not again...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 101,661 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Fang - Complete
What the Gryphons Know by Nightfall169 reviews
Sequel to You Look Good in Gray. What's poor Neville gotten himself into this time? Neco Neville/Draco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,165 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Neville L., Draco M. - Complete
The Twelve Days of Christmas by rootlessdream reviews
The Flock celebrates their first real Christmas. Set after MR3. Fang/Max. Iggy/Ella. Fluff Alert.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,922 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 12/5/2008
Kiss with a Fist by aussiemma reviews
She's a walking contradiction. A rush of wild blonde curls and piercing intense blue; who can chew you up and spit you out. She was the bane of my existence, and apparently I was in love with her. How the hell did this happen?
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,257 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Duties of a Drudge by BestDayNever reviews
Henry spends the night at Vlad's house where an unfortunate accident unravels events that will change both of the live in the long run.
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,535 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Vladimir Tod, Henry
Stolen by nrthernwind reviews
A collection of drabbles/ficlets centering around the pure adorableness that is Riley and Zane. Inspired by the song by Dashboard Confessional.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 35,743 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Riley S., Zane P.
Beckoning by IchigoPudding reviews
He stood, frozen, stuck in the middle between two sides. Ficette, Neville/Draco, contains spoilers for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
A Little Longer by RainaPerun reviews
Neville and Draco cross paths, and change each other as a result. In a cruel world, hope is all you've got, and trust is hard to find. But maybe if they stay a little longer...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
Driftwood by Snake79 reviews
Neville and Draco are outed to the school and the school's reaction is probably to be expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
Cause and Effect by narcissus-snake reviews
Kindness can bring its own rewards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,763 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Neville L., Draco M. - Complete
Routine by glitterscarves reviews
Neville has his routine, Draco has his work. Perhaps things are not as easy as they seem. DM/NL. 2nd Chapter as a prelude.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,393 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Neville L., Draco M. - Complete
A Reason To Stay by LovingPipersBoys reviews
After an unspeakable act was committed, will Riley and Zane find a way to stay together? Or will the pain be too much to overcome? Slash with lots of lemon.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,516 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Zane P., Riley S.
Beautiful by bgreenwivy reviews
It's the little things that gave him away. In his own way he cared, the firewhiskey was a clue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
You Look Good in Gray by Nightfall169 reviews
It all started one day in detention...the day Neville began unraveling the riddle that is Draco Malfoy. Neville/Draco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Neville L., Draco M. - Complete
Naughty Spring Time by Angel Lupin reviews
It was a Sunday morning in early spring. There was still snow on the ground. The sky was a melancholy shade of blue. The birds were chirping quietly as Vikas and Tristan enjoyed their picnic. It was a beautiful day. And the two were making the most of it.
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Vikas, Tristian - Complete
Of Cigarettes and Cakes by glitterscarves reviews
Neville and Draco both have their vices but maybe they need something else for comfort?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Neville L., Draco M. - Complete
Deflowering Tristan by Angel Lupin reviews
It's time for Tristian to lose his virginity.
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Vikas, Tristian - Complete
IMing in the same house by kathyklt reviews
FAX. I know BIG shocker! Theres some Eggy and all is peaceful...Or is it what happens when Max suddenly gets Amnesia?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,687 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Max, Fang
Epocha by MairiNathaira reviews
SLASH WARNING. Draco's sense of duty and obligations are questioned in his seventh year, which diverts him from what he really wants in life. But can he really go after what he desires? A three-part tale that spans over twenty years.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,949 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
Oneshot: Not so Subtle by Shapooda reviews
Vlad convinces Henry to go to a club with him, things get rough...Vlad's vampiric nature shows through SLASH VladXHenry
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Complete
Say by Eighthnote reviews
Drabble. Max. Fang. Kind of vague. Shamelessly fluffish. But it has branched off a bit. There's something for everyone. Angst, fluff, romance, pretty much anything. Back, yes. I have added another one.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Max, Fang
Vladimir Tod Drabbles by Metoria reviews
A bunch of random moments in the lives of our CoVT characters :D please R&R
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 10,037 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009
Nothing Good Comes of Boredom by ra1n reviews
Mutant bird teenagers SHOULD. NOT. DRINK. ALCOHOL. 'M' Rating, as you can see where this is going... R&R, Let me know what you think.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,903 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009
Womanizer by Angela-Amazingly Special Girl reviews
Is Fang a womanizer? Max knows. Songfic first chapter! Fax! Rated T, just in case. Extended because of reviews!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,135 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Max, Fang
A Day At The Fair by Tigress-Eyes reviews
Max is sick and tired of the flock not hanging out with her, so she devises a plan. ONE-SHOT.FAX. Please read and review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Max - Complete
Happenings by jaz719 reviews
These are one shots about Max and Fang. Chapter 4 is now up! Consructive criticism is welcome. Read and review. FAX/MANG
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,754 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
The WingedWonder Makes A Chatroom by Mocha Iggy's Last Name Here reviews
The flock is now IMing! But, there is consequences. Seeing Fang in his boxers, for example. And having the ultimate yo mamma contest. Plus having Fang get bottle fingers. You know, that type of stuff.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 13,128 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Max - Complete
The Weight of the World by Bojangles78 reviews
The Flock are at the beach, what could possibly go wrong? You've probably guessed it, and if you haven't you soon will.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
How the Flock Celebrated The Super Bowl 2009 by the7thflockmember reviews
A oneshot of this year's superbowl! Basically just fluff. Boy oh boy did I have fun writing this.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
A Maximum Ride Christmas by scatteredxmemories reviews
Well, the title says it all. Christmas is coming, and the whole flock is excited for it. A whole lotta Fax, and maybe even Eggy! Rated T for some language and flirtatious dialogue. XD
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008
What Could Have Happened by Letham reviews
These are all things that could have happened between Max and Fang. First Fanfic! Fax, if you hadn't already guessed that. Enjoy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Max, Fang
I HATE YOU! by sonora rox reviews
This is a story about max and fang getting into an arguement and spilling a couple of secrets!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Fang, Max
Reasons Why I Like by Bojangles78 reviews
Set during SOF when they're in school, Fang is bored in a Biology lesson. FAX, surprise, surprise. Its called 'Reasons Why I Like...', hope you like it!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Fang - Complete
Down South by PeruvianChick reviews
The Voice tell's Max they have to go down to Mexico to chase down a wanted murderer. In Mexico they find out about a new Itex branch. Told mostly in Fang's POV. Lot's of Fax!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,399 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Fang, Max - Complete
The Story of Justin by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
This is the story of Justin, Fang and Iggy's illegitimate child, who was adopted by Rosalie and Emmett. This story is a Christmas Gift to all my 'Avian Flu' readers. So, if you haven't read my other story, this may not make sense to you.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
Extremely Random Stories That Don't Make Sense by Mocha Iggy's Last Name Here reviews
Okay... These are really weird stories that I wrote... Please don't review if you're gonna be mean!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Max - Complete
Demanded by beautiful imperfections reviews
Max will do anything to save the flock. So would Fang. And when their demanded to do the unthinkable, backing out is just not an option. And for Max, neither is taking pleasure in it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,077 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2008
Your Guardian Angel by A.D. Williams reviews
Fang's feelings for Max have been building for a while...finally, the time comes when he can no longer hold them back. How will she react? And why is she crying? Songfict based from "Your Guardian Angel" by the Red Jumpsuit Apperatus
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Fang, Max - Complete
Please Forgive Me by For Shadowed reviews
Just a One-Shot that I made... A song that Max left behind for Fang to find, actual song is called "Missing" by Evanescence. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Fang, Max - Complete
KindaSorta by Darker Still reviews
One-shot. FAX. Max thinks about how Fang never said "I love you" back, and finally tells him without the aid of any Valium. T for some language.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Complete
Dreaming of What if by Fair Little Bird reviews
Tally and David together a week after the escape from Dr. Cable. While in hiding they dwell on some what ifs. How will their conversation affect her usually dreamless sleeps? Post Specials not sure if one shot or to continue rated T for now
Uglies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2008
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What If I Lay An Egg? reviews
Well, Max has an unexpected night with Fang, and gets an unexpected suprise, as you can probably guess from the title. I know it's been done before, but it's my first story and I had a hard time thinking of ideas. R&R! New chapter up now! YAY!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,077 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Max, Fang
What A Pleasant Annoyance reviews
Well, I wrote this a verry long time ago, but I just got my laptop fixed. It starts with a car ride and ends in Faxy chaos. I don't know much more. Just read it, okay?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,147 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Max, Fang
My Vampire Heart reviews
HELLO! This is just a collection of random drabbles 100 words! about Vlad and his awesomeness. Rated T because I'm paranoid and don't know what else I'm going to write about.
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009
Dead Silence, And The Irony Of It reviews
A depressed Fang and a sharp pocket knife. What do you think is going to happen?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Fang, Max
Back To Virginia, The Good Ol' Days reviews
So, this story is about random crap that happens when the Flock is at Anne's house. Trust me, it is not actually all about pudding. Seriously. It's not. Set sometime during book 2. The faxness will come later. I promise.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009