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Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto by
DevilKeys Writing reviews
A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the pariah become the savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a monster of their own creation?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 869,651 - Reviews: 4615 - Favs: 7,283 - Follows: 6,063 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Walking in the shadows by
dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander's road trip takes him much farther then he ever dreamed possible.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 87,085 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 2,420 - Follows: 2,348 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Xander H.
An Unexpected Hobbit by
elveriamoir reviews
Is everything really as it seems to Thorin and company when they meet Bilbo. I do so love reading the comments you leave me :D Will end up containing mentions of Durincest and slash if this isn't your thing please don't read and flame me.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 107 - Words: 289,599 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 10/23/2018 - Published: 6/27/2013 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] [Fíli, Kíli]
Exile by
Kaimaler reviews
Ezio encounters a strange new citizen in Rome. Her elusive behavior makes him suspicious and he tries to discover exactly who she is and how she escapes him so easily. Takes place in AC:Brotherhood and just after Portal 2. [DECEASED - Might be revived at a later date]
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,634 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/9/2018 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Ezio A., Chell
Stories from the Abyss by
NajaLau reviews
When the Avengers seek out the help of an expert on the occult, they get more than they bargained for in the form of two brothers who have literally been to Hell and back. No one could have foreseen the consequences of this meeting, but as the old saying goes: When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you. ***Noncompliant with Avengers: Age of Ultron***
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,549 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 1,755 - Updated: 7/10/2018 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Effloresco Secundus by
romanescue reviews
Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 216,750 - Reviews: 4107 - Favs: 6,541 - Follows: 7,547 - Updated: 6/15/2018 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Hermione G., Sakura H., Team Seven
Master of Wood, Water and Hill by
Karmic Acumen reviews
Bilbo Baggins wondered what Gandalf was thinking. Oh well, Bag End would sort him out. His house did NOT approve of vandalism, thank you very much. That rune carved into his door learned it personally. Besides, it served the wizard right for not heeding the rumors about Bilbo and the Old Forest.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 93,312 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 2,319 - Follows: 2,215 - Updated: 1/2/2018 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Kíli, Fíli
Raising Angels 101 by
yaoigirl22 reviews
God has an odd sense of humor, no really he does. Why else would a flock of Angels be calling him "Mother"?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,900 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 11/19/2017 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
Angel On My Shoulder by
S.Malady reviews
Harry has found himself in a pickle... He's nearly dead. Then an angel walks into his hospital room, wanting to watch him die. Stranger things have happened to him, so who is he to judge? Chapter 28: Closer
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,769 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 1,720 - Updated: 11/15/2017 - Published: 9/29/2013 - [Harry P., Castiel] - Complete
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by
michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4202 - Favs: 10,930 - Follows: 13,031 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Finding Family by
Nemainofthewater reviews
Loki fell off the Bifrost. Lily Potter had a beautiful baby boy with dark hair, green eyes, and a mischievious streak a mile wide.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,542 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 2,603 - Follows: 3,309 - Updated: 8/21/2017 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Harry P., Loki
Wanderer by
cywsaphyre reviews
Life's a lot easier when no one knows you and your only worry is whether or not people in each world speak the same languages you do. Harry can attest to it; he's been jumping for years. He knows how to keep his head down and not get invested. On hindsight, with his track record, Harry supposed it was only a matter of time until he did exactly that.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,309 - Reviews: 1911 - Favs: 8,057 - Follows: 9,478 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Harry P.
Being the Exerpts of A Hobbits Tale by
Kyprish Prophetess reviews
Traveling with a band of people a different race than yourself is bound to cause some confusion. These are a series of short stories pertaining to potential cultural clashes between dwarrows and a hobbit.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,428 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 6/27/2017 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Bilbo B., Bofur, Balin, Bifur - Complete
Natural Disasters by
Nienna Telrunya reviews
Character studies of the Holmes brothers and John plus a short case!fic. Mycroft, Sherlock, and John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/26/2017 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Sakura by
Darkpetal16 reviews
Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 56 - Words: 258,845 - Reviews: 4059 - Favs: 6,043 - Follows: 2,975 - Updated: 4/23/2017 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Dear Bleach Fanfiction Authors by
Sariniste reviews
Humorous short letters to Bleach fanfiction authors: what the characters would say in response to common fanfic clichés. Canon universe, mostly. No non-canon pairings. Drabble series. Plus, how to improve your writing in ten easy lessons from the Shinigami Women's and Men's Associations.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 107 - Words: 60,638 - Reviews: 6352 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 4/3/2017 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Ichigo K.
It All Started in a Bank by
lazybum89 reviews
The Dursleys, Harry, Sherlock, John and Detective Inspector Lestrade all walk into a bank. What happens? Nothing good obviously… So what happens after they leave the bank after something tragic happens?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,135 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 3,538 - Follows: 5,006 - Updated: 1/7/2017 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
A Familiar Force by
Jeggetts reviews
After defeating the Gene Worm Adrian Shephard thought it was his fate to be forever sealed in an endless void. However it turns out that someone has an... interest in the events that will take place on a world called Halkegenia.
Crossover - Half-Life & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 124,103 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/19/2016 - Published: 9/16/2013 - A. Shephard, Louise
There and Back Again, Again by
WeStandHereUnited reviews
Bilbo Baggins was more than ready for another adventure when he boarded the ship to the Grey Havens. He did not know what to expect to happen, but that was the idea, was it not? Still, waking up as a young hobbit lad was the last thing he had imagined...Good opportunity for some fun though. Middle-earth will never know what hit it. (Timetravel fic.)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,673 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 6/29/2016 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Unexpected Variables by
evil-step-sister reviews
When the Potter family was attacked, the Wizarding World mourned their death and celebrated the defeat of the Dark Lord for weeks to come. But people would be left puzzling over the disappearance of the youngest Potter for years. It's too bad nobody thought to include the Winchesters into their equations.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,803 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 2,947 - Follows: 3,924 - Updated: 3/14/2016 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
O' Death by
Chibi-Chan71 reviews
Harry was betrayed my the ministry in the most horrible way. But now, with Lucifer freed, Castiel is running out of options. In desperation He decides to save and restore the one being that can help him win this war. The master of death himself. H/C
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,654 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 2,592 - Follows: 3,872 - Updated: 2/17/2016 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Harry P., Castiel
Supernatural Rejection Letters by
Chibi-Chan71 reviews
'Dear Mr. Potter. We are happy to inform you that you have been accepted to Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry.' ... Nope! Humor/Crack.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 7,937 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 2/17/2016 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P.
Seireitei on Strike by
RedRosa1 reviews
It started in squad four. At the time it was a shock; no-one had ever imagined the meek and gentle healers of squad four would be capable of causing so much mayhem. In retrospect it was inevitable. Rated T for swearing in later chapters
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 31,996 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Hanatarō Y.
Crazy Ain't Contagious by
undercovergoat reviews
Crazy wizard meets crazy angel, and it's the start of a beautifully crazy friendship. Too much crazy? Nah. Told in drabbles. Set in S7, before "Reading Is Fundamental" and onward. No pairings, but a smidgen of bromance. *On Hiatus*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,957 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 1,513 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Harry P., Castiel
Magical Me by
Publicola reviews
Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,693 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 3,261 - Follows: 3,699 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Gilderoy L., F. Flitwick, Hestia J., Amelia B.
Repercussions (of a one night stand) by
Von reviews
It's just one of those things that happens. But now John has a third (fourth) son, who is too mute for any of their comfort and trailing a shadow of evil behind him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,973 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 2,414 - Follows: 3,590 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Harry P., John W., Dean W., Sam W.
Laundry Shots by
Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
What is this story: Humor? Drama? Romance? Crack? In a word, yes. In four words, all of the above. Enjoy! Rated for language.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,793 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/20/2015 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Hanatarō Y., Isane K.
Cops and Robbers by
InkySpectacles reviews
"Let me get this straight." Lestrade groaned as he surveyed the damage. "You took out half the cameras in London, 'borrowed' three cars, and knocked out half my team just because you were playing some convoluted cops and robbers game with Mycroft?"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,008 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 3/28/2015 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tony's Welding by
dri-dri93 reviews
Tony left Stark Industries after returning from Afghanistan, unable to stand the lifestyle. Living in rural Texas as a car mechanic, a beautiful '67 Chevy Impala drives in one day. Little does Tony know that this car (and the two brothers driving it) will change his view forever.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/1/2015 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Impala, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
A Pinch of Belladonna by
E-Loveless reviews
When Gandalf's plans for their burglar mysteriously fell through, the Company of Thorin Oakenshield marched onward, resolving to think of another plan or find another burglar somewhere else. And as it so happens, they did indeed receive another prime burglar, if not the person or at the place they expected to. BAMF!Bilbo AU-Canon Divergence Slow Build Rating will change
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,977 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Know thine enemies, but also know thy friends by
PolemicAcademic reviews
A collection of stories in which Lestrade and Sherlock investigate cases with John and discover some unexpected things about the doctor. Rated for language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 48,585 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 4/15/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
A Wrinkle in Time by
rightforlife reviews
The Fourth Shinobi War ended in disaster. They won, but at a price too great to bear. Given a second chance, what exactly can Konoha's three most powerful men do? Time travel, old enemies, and old friends that all leads to a new future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 124,335 - Reviews: 2618 - Favs: 9,422 - Follows: 9,654 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Naruto U., Lee R., Shikamaru N.
Teach Your Children Well: Goblin Lessons by
dunuelos reviews
Lessons that every goblin is taught as they grow up and move out into the workforce.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 5/24/2014
Mortem Cantor by
Kyandua reviews
After losing everything he holds dear, Harry Potter is thrust into a new world; one with Superheroes and evil Villains that make Voldemort look like a kitten. Struggling to survive in this new world - and, meanwhile, gaining the attention of S.H.I.E.L.D. - he attempts to live a NORMAL life. But, he is Harry Potter after all... what could possibly go wrong? Possible Slash!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,915 - Reviews: 2223 - Favs: 4,906 - Follows: 7,052 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Brotherhood by
S3eK reviews
Assassins and Templars have fought for years. His father was one, and his father's friends believe he'd be better off trained by them. Now at the Triwizard Tournament, Altaïr arrives to protect the school with his allies after the rise of Lord Voldemort is predicted. He is surprised however, to meet a woman who remembers him. Now he must juggle Templars, Fleur, and being Champion.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,197 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 2,943 - Follows: 3,345 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 5/17/2010 - [Harry P., Fleur D.]
Do Over by
Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 10,497 - Follows: 4,734 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
A Shot in the Dark by
Silver pup reviews
AU — When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 220,169 - Reviews: 2509 - Favs: 4,516 - Follows: 2,771 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
The Save Button is Your Friend by
Transcendent Oddity reviews
Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,273 - Reviews: 1661 - Favs: 4,187 - Follows: 4,605 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Crash Landing by
PryzmKess reviews
Peter crashes on a primitive planet and finds more than just a new ally. Mixture of TV GoT and the books, I only know the GotG movies. Pre-GotG and pre-GoT (both characters are in their teens). M for discussions of awfulness and because Peter curses a lot.
Crossover - Game of Thrones & Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,654 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Complete
Prodigy by
ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
AU- Given up after that fateful night, a prodigious Harry Potter ends up in America, working as a Lab Tech/Federal Agent. Now his family wants him back, but can he trust their motives? Can he trust his own? Multi-crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,637 - Reviews: 2133 - Favs: 5,336 - Follows: 3,055 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Harry P., Albus D., OC - Complete
Mama Bear by
Marion Hood reviews
Family means more than blood. And that's more true than usual for the Winchester boys and their godmother.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,426 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,671 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Hermione G., Sam W., Dean W., Bobby S. - Complete
Stars Collide by
gleefulmusings reviews
Rose Tyler discovers vampires, a quick slay opens doors to possibilities of which Xander never conceived, and the Doctor gains a new companion.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,286 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Xander H., 9th Doctor, Rose T.
Lunatics by
Scullspeare reviews
In the midst of snowstorm, a stranger runs into an injured and hypothermic Sam. His memory is spotty; he knows that a hunt went sideways and that Dean's in trouble-he just doesn't know where he is. Outsider POV, showcasing the brothers' relationship. H/C
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,372 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
I Should Probably Be Mad At You But Your Kisses Are Ruining The Moment by
Hisa-Ai reviews
"You have magic, don't you?" Arthur asked, his whisper cutting through Merlin's insults and silencing the entire camp, the forest itself seeming to hush with the question.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/6/2014 - [Arthur, Merlin] - Complete
Of Wands and Kunai by
Womgi reviews
A 7 year old Harry stumbles on a box of old Naruto manga. Inspired, he reaches deep within, using chakra to quickly become a phenomenal ninja. And thus begins a curious tale. Read and see how it ends! Read 1st chapter A/N...story is officially abandoned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 154,743 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 2,817 - Follows: 2,571 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P.
Owls in the Impala by
BatTitan reviews
The new hunter who has joined the Winchesters is, in Dean's words, "a weird little midget with a cool scar." A collection of oneshots that take place mostly during season 5 of Supernatural and after the seventh book of Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 18,033 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 1,132 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Oh You Didn't Know? Yeah, He's Awesome by
RuRuLaLa reviews
Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,325 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 4,439 - Follows: 4,297 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Harry P.
Hell Hath No Fury by
Marion Hood reviews
There is nothing that can stop Loki from opening that portal. Except the one person even more powerful than he.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 2,001 - Follows: 550 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Hermione G., Loki - Complete
The Raikage by
Aragon Potter reviews
After succeeding in retrieving Sasuke, Naruto was banished from Konoha due to the Council's fear of the Akatsuki coming after him and destroying Konoha. 10 years later after being banished Naruto becomes the new Raikage of Kumo and leads it to greatness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 515,327 - Reviews: 3116 - Favs: 7,099 - Follows: 5,536 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Naruto U.
The Evils of Pie by
I. H. Scribe reviews
Sherlock gets a surprise when he goes snooping in the new neighbor's apartment.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,523 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 1,247 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
Witchester by
Marion Hood reviews
Hermione discovers a family she never even knew about. But there isn't a length she won't go to to keep them safe. Accompanying fic to "Heels"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,318 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 219 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Hermione G., Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Meeting Harry by
She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
The people at the Jeffersonian are in for a shock when they meet the completely unexpected other half of Fisher. Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 432 - Published: 2/12/2014 - [Harry P., C. Fisher] - Complete
The Last Archangel: A Minor Christmas Story by
inukagome15 reviews
Part 2; excerpt from "The Last Archangel". In which Gabriel has forgotten it's almost Christmas, Jarvis has trouble with facial expressions, and Butterfingers is particularly fond of pink.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,514 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Gabriel, Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis - Complete
Drugged Honesty by
overtherisingstar reviews
At Beorn's, Óin gives Thorin medicine. Poor Bella (fem!Bilbo) doesn't quite know what to make of the aftermath. Also known as Things Thorin Says When Drugged That He Will Later Regret (or not. Maybe not).
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Links Broken, Bonds Forged by
dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander was kicked out of the group at Buffy's request, so why does he look so happy about it?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,130 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 1,431 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Xander H.
Concerning Hobbits by
JaneMartin906 reviews
Fili and Kili have never met a hobbit before. Naturally they have many questions for Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Kíli, Fíli
Discovering Mr Baggins by
Eareniel reviews
A.K.A. The Quest for Erebor: The story of a Hobbit, told through the eyes of the dwarves.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 100,605 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 11/22/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
How to Win Friends, Influence People by
sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 6,172 - Follows: 3,554 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Catalyst by
Kisuke17Night reviews
Ed doesnt trade his alchemy but his life. But he doesnt die either no he ends up falling from the sky and landing on a 17 year old Itachi who was gearing up to fight Kakashi. I WILL BE REWRITING THIS STARTING FROM CHAPTER ONE AND THEN UPDATING NEW CHAPTERS WHEN I CATCH UP
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,326 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Itachi U., Edward E.
Hobbit & LOTR Spoofs by
Jasper the Poke-e-Gheist reviews
What do the people of Middle-Earth get up to behind closed doors? A series of one-shots...
Crossover - Hobbit & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,345 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Bilbo B., Elrond, Elvenking Thranduil, Lindir
The Mystery of the Cat Figurines by
I. H. Scribe reviews
After the war, Hermione, Ron, and Harry go on a(n occasionally drunken) crime spree that baffles Scotland Yard and the World's Greatest Detective.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 267 - Published: 11/15/2013 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] Harry P., Sherlock H. - Complete
Ninja Who Lived by
88mph reviews
Harry dies at the end of Deathly Hallows and is reborn as Naruto. Now Harry is on the case of uncovering all the secrets around Naruto and deal with his enemies. Find out how Konoha deals with the Master of Death Ninja-in-training.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,566 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 5,501 - Follows: 5,874 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P.
Of Insufferable Dwarfs by
Fanfic Lover 4evr reviews
Had Bilbo known all he had to do to get Thorin Oakenshield to stop being a condescending ass was fall off a cliff and nearly die, he would have considered doing it much sooner.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,727 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Thorin's Rules concerning Dwarves' Prank Wars by
PrincessMnMz reviews
Rules that Thorin puts into effect during a dwarven prank war that takes place during the quest to reclaim Erebor. NO SLASH. Was formerly called "Kili's List of Rules"
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,401 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Kíli
Tolkien's Characters Need a Life by
SivanShemesh reviews
A cell-phone falls into Middle-Earth and suddenly everyone's on the losing end. Can you send them a life? Grin…
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Legolas, Thorin
Lessons in Seduction and Prank Wars by
Akira of the Twilight reviews
Slight AU Set After Changing Channels. Two-Shot. Castiel wanted Dean, Dean wanted Gabriel to leave him alone, Gabriel wanted all of the longing stares to stop, and Sam... Well, no one knew what Sam wanted, but he definitely wanted something. Sabriel. Lots of mentions of Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,021 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 10/18/2013 - [Gabriel, Sam W.] [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
Rhapsody by
FlamingGoldfish24 reviews
TASM crossover- Peter didn't see a problem with helping the Avengers out from time to time. It's not like he expected them to thank him or anything. And he certainly never expected them to grow so fond of him. The villains of New York are going to learn that nobody messes with the Avenger's spider. (Slow-building, Peter joins the team, some whump and angst along for the ride)
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,768 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 10/12/2013
But Who IS He? by
Fool Who Follows reviews
Lestrade and co. get to know John a bit better. Gen, set shortly after ASIP. NOW WITH MOUSTACHE!MYCROFT IMAGE POSTED ON TUMBLR!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,233 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 2,138 - Follows: 2,226 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 2/5/2011 - DI Lestrade, John W.
Insane Asylum Escapees by
RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 3,976 - Follows: 3,053 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Concerning Hobbits and Wolves by
ShivaVixen reviews
While recovering in Rivendell, Kili realizes that Bilbo was far more scared of the mere possiblity of wolves than orcs, and decides to ask a simple question. Why did Bilbo fear wolves? The answer somewhat surprises the dwarves. Alternatively: A discussion of the Fell Winter & Warrior Hobbits, as well as why and how Thorin Oakenshield decides to give their Burglar a chance.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 117 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Bilbo B., Kíli, Thorin - Complete
Finding Family by
Quryuu reviews
Xander is forced to leave Sunnydale. Along the way he finds his family, or more specifically, they find him.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,839 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Xander H. - Complete
A Successful Burglary by
Chamelaucium reviews
An unfortunate injury on Bilbo's part has unexpected consequences. A Thilbo Romance. *Now Complete.*
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,225 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 8/31/2013 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] Bofur, Ori - Complete
Oops by
michaelsuave reviews
Go back to the beginning, that was the plan. Stop Voldemort on the cusp of becoming a dark lord, stop him before he created his first horcrux and change history before it could be written. That was the plan, only Harry made a mistake. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,183 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 2,042 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Harry P.
Zâyung Hi by
Silverneko9lives0 reviews
For HKM: The War of the Ring is over, and everyone is celebrating. News of the fellowship's deeds reach Erebor, where Thorin and Bilbo are worried about what has become of Frodo. Well, according to the letters they are getting, Frodo is getting married to the King of Gondor. Who they have never heard of or met. Cue meeting the in-law shenanigans. Fragorn Thilbo Gimlas
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Frodo B., Aragorn, Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Bought the Ticket, Took the Ride by
jesus-on-a-unicycle reviews
Dean and Sam get zapped back in time again by Castiel's brother, Gabriel, who just recently came out of hiding after years of being incognito. Dean has no idea what happened that night, but he does know that now he is facing a very young Merlin and Camelot, pre-King-Arthur.
Crossover - Supernatural & Merlin - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Merlin, Arthur
Ripples in the Ocean by
Ratface721 reviews
Harry lived a long life as a wizard. He didn't expect to be spending the next great adventure as a ninja, let alone as a girl! Harry always did move to the beat of his own drum. How will him...err...her being in the Naruto world affect the others...especially the Uchiha? Fem!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,923 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 2,529 - Follows: 2,909 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Harry P., Itachi U., Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Shark in the Leaf by
sakurademonalchemist reviews
The Three tails was tired of being used. Magic didn't want it's savior to grow up in a house where it could die from neglect. And someone needed to give the Fox kid a reason to hope. Magic and chakra combine to create one of the most deadly water users in the Elemental countries and the one who abandoned Haru on that doorstep is going to pay.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,606 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 4,518 - Follows: 4,694 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Genesis by
Svren reviews
This was not how it happened. Percy wasn't supposed to be blind. Then again, he wasn't supposed to die on the Princess Andromeda, either. But what is considered the end is only a new beginning—a new world, in which magic is more than fairy tales, and druids are more than legends. Crossover with BBC Merlin. Percy-is-Mordred. Water manipulation!Percy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,535 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 132 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Percy J.
Reincarnation of a Water Lily by
Silent Strikes reviews
If you got a second chance at life, what would you do? - What happens when an ordinary girl wakes up to find herself stuck in the body of a baby in the world of Naruto? - Life as a ninja. OC insert. [warning: marysue according to internet trolls] REWRITE IS UP!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,188 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Shikamaru N., Team Seven, OC
Transit the Sun by
AzarDarkstar reviews
No, she can't land in a world filled with happiness and light and puppies that chase rainbows. It's so freaking typical.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,158 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Buffy S., Aang
A Man Made For These Times by
BlindAcquiescence reviews
In the week following Gordon Freeman's destruction of Nova Prospekt, in the beginning of the City 17 general Uprising, Barney Calhoun has an encounter with a mysterious man, and begins to wonder if anyone can truly be made for times like these.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,982 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Barney C., A. Shephard - Complete
Low Key? by
WhatWldMrsWeasleyDo reviews
The Winchester boys get sent off to New York where some strange stuff is going on.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Bobby S., Loki - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by
Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 3,459 - Follows: 1,211 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Pink Nails by
Dorsal reviews
While under the rule of the Combine and numbed by a suppression field, it appears that every teen in the resistance is smitten by The Opener of the Way- except one.
Half-Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/25/2013 - [Alyx V., Gordon F.] OC - Complete
Schooled by
WyrdSmith reviews
7th Year Gryffs learn why it is never a good idea to piss off their favorite victim, shy Ravenclaw Hadrian Morgan. The orphan's payback during Professor Slytherin's class is BEAUTIFUL & piques the interest & libido of the Lord Marvolo Slytherin, who courts him with the aid of most of the School. But just how naive is Hadrian Morgan, really? TMR/HP Slash OOC AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3734 - Favs: 9,438 - Follows: 8,733 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Writer's Revenge by
Sabulana reviews
The real reason why Thorin, Fili and Kili die in the Battle of Five Armies. Or, why pestering writers about their work is not always a good idea. Having had enough of Fili and Kili's questions about his book, Bilbo decides a little revenge is in order. Mild Bilbo/Thorin.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli, Thorin - Complete
Mission Accomplished by
mizukiryu73 reviews
There is a reason hawks are kept hooded before the hunt. For you can clip their wings and hobble their feet, but they are hunters true. And they are loyal only to those who respect that, to those who earn it. Because they are always, always dangerous.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,217 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 2,249 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Harry P., Hawkeye/Clint B.
A Jaunt Through Time by
Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. The odds of temporal displacement were tiny, too infinitesimal to count, and yet… The Harry Potter luck striking again, he supposed. So now there's an older, wiser, more mature Harry (well, the older part's true at least) stuck in the past. And he's determined that if he's going to change things, he'll have some fun doing it. (OR: Time travel minus angst equals this.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,630 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 2,518 - Follows: 722 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
My Dwarf by
Rosa Cotton reviews
"But Ada, Mithrandir gave it to me!" No slash.
Crossover - Hobbit & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Legolas, Elvenking Thranduil - Complete
Third Watch by
uncer giedd geador reviews
Sat on watch together, Bilbo and Kíli take the opportunity to discuss beards, the lack of them, and the irresponsibility of youth.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Bilbo B., Kíli - Complete
Wizard Hidden In The Leaf by
Corruptmonk reviews
After defeating Voldemort and freeing the wizarding world from his clutches, Harry was ostracized and labeled as the new Dark Lord. A belated help from Albus Dumbledore offered him a new chance at life, a new home to call his own, a new world to make a name for himself. Strong-Powerful-Shinobi Wizard Harry, Strong-Naruto, no pairings as of yet.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 134,942 - Reviews: 1855 - Favs: 5,233 - Follows: 5,249 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Small Families by
thursdayplaid reviews
John Watson was ripped from his life and thrown back into a London where he's never existed, in the body of an eight year old child. In the struggle to get back his place in the world he becomes part of the lives of homeless children, street kings and a man life him, the once DI Dimmock. But what will he be in the life of the singular Sherlock Holmes?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,007 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Mama Can I Be by
SapphireShelle91 reviews
Its an age old question, even in Middle-Earth! A child questioning their parents over what they can/want to be when they're all grown up. Bagginshield, with Fem!Bilbo. Very fluffy and cute! Please enjoy!
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 70 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
Standard Procedure by
Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Being an AI did not mean that one was without inependent thought, nor action. Jarvis was an independent being, albit a slightly protective one. "Hello SHIELD. This is Jarvis. If any of you threaten, hurt or attempt to hack Mr. Tony Stark, I will be forced to take steps for the removal of your existence. Have a good day." "
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 4,427 - Follows: 1,089 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Jarvis - Complete
Unbroken by
princezsupastar reviews
When Sakura finds herself facing a rogue ninja, she never dreamed that she would end up fourteen years in the past. Trapped in a Konoha where she must hide her true identity, she runs into a familiar face, except he doesn't seem familiar at all.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 132,779 - Reviews: 1697 - Favs: 2,534 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.] Rin - Complete
Holding Up by
chappysmom reviews
Post-Reichenbach, John has rebuilt a life for himself, until one day, "holding up" has a whole new meaning. Can you say 'bank robbery?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,376 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - John W. - Complete
After Battle Bath Time by
Venra reviews
It was over. It was over and Bilbo was exhausted, dirty, and his husband promised him a bed to collapse into. (Post Battle of the Five Armies, nobody died, everyone's happy.)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
The Will of the Wind by
acrosticacrumpet reviews
AU, oneshot. Very few people in Konoha know of Iruka's brilliance with a sword.
Crossover - Naruto & Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Iruka U. - Complete
Finding Home by
cywsaphyre reviews
When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 2814 - Favs: 14,164 - Follows: 6,971 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Size Matters by
REwrites24 reviews
It was an inside joke among the four Marauders that werewolves were well-endowed. Remus has a big problem. Sirius can't help himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/17/2013 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
After the Dust Settles by
bgtea reviews
In the aftermath of the Battle of Five Armies, Thorin came to realize that he had many regrets but none of them could measure up to his mistake in casting Bilbo away. Now, with the Hobbit's life hanging precariously on the line, he strives to make amends. An AU retelling of the events before, during, and after the Battle, but not necessarily in that order.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,859 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
The Pandorica by
Alarose reviews
The Pandorica. A legendary box containing the universe's greatest threat is a great temptation. The Avengers are about to find, however, that they are not the only guardians out there. One-shot written at 3 in the morning on a Doctor Who high.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 122 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Rory W., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Broken Shadows by
sakurademonalchemist reviews
Shikamaru is possessed! But this is no ordinary ghost...because this ghost is able to possess others and prank them! Watch out Konoha, Harry Potter is here with a vengeance, and he plans to stay! Can Harry find a way to return to the living, or will Shikamaru be stuck dealing with a mage who died before his time? Harry is an adopted Nara in this one.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,590 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 2,898 - Follows: 2,685 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Harry P., Shikamaru N.
The Five Ways To Court A Winchester by
thejigsawtimess reviews
Gabriel is sick of Sam ignoring him, and he suspects Castiel is having similar problems with Dean. Together, they're sure they can concoct a plan brilliant enough that both of them will get their man.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,297 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Cocoon by
shinigami714 reviews
Bilbo dances, and unknowingly entrances, for a prompt on the hobbit kink meme. Thorin/Bilbo, Fili/Kili, Dwalin/Ori
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 69 - Published: 2/7/2013 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] [Fíli, Kíli] - Complete
To Encourage a Courtship by
DestinChild reviews
What is Thorin to do when he notices his nephews trying to court the hobbit whom Thorin himself loves? Try to out do them and court Bilbo himself of course. Thorin/Bilbo. There is slash in this. Nothing graphic, but it is there. Romance at its heart with a bit of humor, because when Fili and Kili are involved is there anything else
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
A TARDIS In New York City by
tinyrose65 reviews
All Jack, Rose, and the Doctor wanted was a nice trip to New York. Of course, they just had land smack-dab in the middle of an alien invasion, didn't they? And what's with all the people in funny costumes? (Doctor/Rose, Jack)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,382 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - 9th Doctor - Complete
How to Handle Your Warg - A Handbook By Bilbo Baggins by
Jhaia reviews
Post-movie. Bilbo Baggins goes for a night walk, gains a rather unusual pet and brings new meaning to the words 'it followed me home, can I keep it'. Done for a kink-meme prompt.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 102 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Bilbo B. - Complete
Close Encounters by
Firebirdie reviews
Castiel makes a new friend, and Donna falls in with a couple of hunters. Rated for Dean's language.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Donna N., Castiel - Complete
Icky Sicky Bilbo Baggins by
Cumberbatch Critter reviews
Bilbo Baggins is used to his warm, comforting hobbit home in The Shire. So, trekking across the landscape, getting in fights with both the Orcs and the weather, it is completely possible for the out-of-his-element hobbit to fall ill... Sick!fic. Technically movie!verse, although could probably just be book!verse as well.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,904 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Bilbo B. - Complete
Our Bunny, Our Hobbit by
Rosa Cotton reviews
Really, one would suspect from the dwarves' behavior that they were displeased over the loss of a precious jewel rather than Master Beorn's tendency to cuddle their burglar! Movieverse, bookverse. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 85 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Complete
Charming When He Needs to Be by
Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Maybe the world should be grateful that Harry only became the next Dark Lord and not something else. Like the Minister. Featuring Benevolently Snarky Dark Lord Harry. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 129 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Nasty Little Hobbitses by
Idlesana reviews
Gandalf learns how much of a force a hobbit scorned can be. Implied Bilbo/Thorin.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bilbo B., Gandalf - Complete
Matters of Vital Importance by
OnyxBird reviews
Kili is delirious and determined to carry out some very important tasks. Bilbo proves his talent in handling a delusional dwarf.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 58 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Kíli, Bilbo B. - Complete
Prompt: Rory Pond, Clint Barton, wounded by
PlayPrayDie reviews
There was something about this guy. He wasn't exactly lying, more like just not bothering to tell the truth. Clint just couldn't quite put his finger on what it was that he was glossing over.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Rory W., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Master of Death Wears Hawiian Shirts by
The Architect Project reviews
In which demons discover why you shouldn't summon the Master of Death while he's on vacation.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 445 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Harry P., Sam W. - Complete
A Real Burglar by
thetravelinglemon reviews
'A Grocer indeed' Thought Bilbo, as he sunk into sleep. 'They will know their mistake.'
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
House of Took by
yaoigirl22 reviews
Bilbo may say he's a Baggins, but he is also a Took, and Tooks are very…eccentric. As our company of Dwarves are about to find out. "What do you mean we're married!" Not Slash!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 189 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Bilbo B. - Complete
Coming Home by
theramblingrose reviews
Thorin comes home.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Where Does He Put It All? by
Rikkamaru reviews
This is the first actual meal Bilbo has had this entire journey, so when Beorn told him to eat as much as he pleased, he did exactly that. And ends up out-eating Bombur. Done for a prompt on the Hobbit kink-meme. No pairings.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 183 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Bilbo B., Bombur - Complete
Late at Night I Shall Seek Comfort by
Resacon1990 reviews
Bilbo gets awfully uncomfortable being mothered by dwarves sometimes, other times it pays off.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 67 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Power in Words by
Rikkamaru reviews
Hobbits believe that certain races were made by certain spirits, called Words. All of them were made by Big Words, but Hobbits? They were made by Small Words, of course. One-shot. No pairings.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Bilbo B., Gandalf - Complete
Smith and Watson by
Monetary Value reviews
The Doctor got Dr. John Watson as his attending physician rather than Martha Jones. / Post-Reichenbach, no slash, S3E1 "Smith and Jones",
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,528 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - 10th Doctor, John W.
Yule Among the Beornings by
dreamflower02 reviews
According to "The Hobbit", Bilbo and Gandalf spent the winter with Beorn, before heading home in the spring...(Written for Marigold's Challenge #31.) Holiday one-shot. Recipe-fic. Book-verse.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Bilbo B., Beorn - Complete
Under Contract by
Rain Seaker reviews
Two-shot. Harry smiles at the anachronistic electricity lines and the shinobi appearing from smoke and leafs on top of a roof and decided that he will like this universe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,290 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Harry P., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Out of curiosity by
Anki-Shai reviews
In which Thorin knows what Thranduil is trying to do and enjoys every minute he spends denying him the pleasure of getting closer to Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin
Well, This Is Complicated by
freckles-knows reviews
100 Wholock drabbles that are 100 words long.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 12,182 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
An Invitation by
Anki-Shai reviews
In which Thranduil enjoys torturing Thorin, Thorin wants to break something and, in the end, Elrond won.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Bilbo B., Elvenking Thranduil - Complete
The Darkness Rises by
raithsands reviews
Spike tried to rape Buffy. Xander can't just let that go unanswered. So he pays him a visit and brings some friends.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Darkness - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Xander H. - Complete
Queen of the Dwarves by
PotatoCrumbs reviews
"I think congratulations are in order!" Bilbo/Thorin. Humor. Ficlet.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
The Tale of Smauglock and Johnbo Watgins by
Miriamele of Shalott reviews
In anticipation for The Hobbit film, I took inspiration from Benedict's and Martin's subsequent appearances and wrote this piece, combining the best of both worlds and characters. The seemingly insignificant hobbit Johnbo Watgins ventures into the lair of a dragon by orders of the dwarven king only to discover a startling surprise by gaining a deductive-loving friend along the way.
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,967 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Bilbo B., John W.
Been There Done That by
night flame miko reviews
Stiles is constantly trying to protect his father from the supernatural, even if that means keeping him in the dark. The thing is, John Stillinski has more than a few skeletons in his closet, and when something is threatening his son, well...he might just have to step in. One shot.
Crossover - Supernatural & Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,508 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 178 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Dean W., Stiles S. - Complete
Surprise, Please don't tell my Dad! by
wolf-with-snake-eyes reviews
Shawn has a secret... How will his colleagues handle it, or better yet his father?
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 65 - Published: 11/25/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Shawn S. - Complete
Fired Up: Don't Mess with the Watsons by
chappysmom reviews
Companion piece to to "Calling in Favors," this tells about Harry's boss's very, very, VERY bad day after she fires Harry after a kidnapping ... because you DON'T mess with the Watsons! (Funny, fluffy, and complete.)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,713 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/20/2012 - John W., Harry W. - Complete
Semper Fidelis by
Blind Author reviews
Complete. Written for a kinkmeme prompt: Moriarty frames John and Anthea of betrayals which cause both of the Holmes brothers to cut them off, and they then try to clear their names. Violence, het and slash: Mycroft/Anthea and John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,221 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 1,814 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Oh, My Hero! by
Ninjababe reviews
How Darcy initially met the Avengers. This is part of my 'Darcy Lewis, Vampire Slayer (Semi-Retired)' series. It takes place near the beginning. For the time line of stories in this series, see my author profile.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Complete
All Hallows' Eve - New York by
Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 6,387 - Follows: 1,760 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
John Plays Hooky by
chappysmom reviews
Didn't he deserve a day to himself for a change? A day to do what he wanted? A few hours without being chided and bossed and ordered about by his brilliant but annoying flatmate? With no sniffling children or worried mothers? No police lights or crime scene tape? No chaos? Just … sunshine and a chance to relax for a change?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,673 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Calculated Fury by
Sydelle Rein reviews
Fury destroys lives. It clouds judgement, ruins friendships, and can make a person do horrible things he may regret for the rest of his life. Merlin was always taught to control his temper, and taught never to enrage anyone else if he could help it. But this time, fury was the only tool he had to save his king. Whatever it took, he would save Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,538 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Aburame Lightning by
sakurademonalchemist reviews
Abandoned on the doorstep of the Aburame clan, Shino must find his own path. But he isn't alone, because his best friend Naruto is always with him. What will happen when his own past comes to drag him back? Will the world that abandoned him survive?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,500 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 3,063 - Follows: 2,889 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Harry P., Shino A.
Five Times Darcy Almost Saved The Day by
Ninjababe reviews
Five times Darcy almost had to reveal she was a Slayer... and the time the Avengers finally found out.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,599 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Complete
Counting Down by
midnightluck reviews
Timothy Drake dies and Tim wanders a bit before finding that sometimes, you're your own worst enemy; thus, Timothy McGee is born.
Crossover - NCIS & Robin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,724 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Tim M.
Guy Love by
danang1970 reviews
Face hated Murdock when he first met him, but then he didn't hate him any more. This is a snippet of the in-between the movie didn't show.
A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/13/2012 - T. Peck/Faceman, H.M. Murdock - Complete
Whatever Remains by
OnyxBird reviews
"When I've eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how mad it might seem, must be the truth." Post-Reichenbach, John uses Sherlock's method to make a decision, with surprising results.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2012 - John W. - Complete
Steve And The Barkeep by
Runaway Deviant reviews
Steve has a routine, and god help him if he's going to break that routine for anyone - yes, that includes you, Tony. Enter a local barkeeper with a penchant for the occult and the gift of good conversation. EWE, not slash, just a couple of guys and a few hundred drinks. Rated for fear of the thought police.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,438 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 6,805 - Follows: 3,808 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
A Peculiarity in the Structure of the Universe by
ink-stained dreams reviews
The Small Road Stop Diner, without fail, induces spontaneous car-breakdowns within a mile radius and, more importantly, attracts duos of the adventuring variety. Don't ask me how this happens. The universe has a twisted and ineffable sense of humor. featuring Dean, Castiel, Tony, and Steve, plus supporting cast.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Dean W., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Odd Phone calls and Old Friends by
101FrozenFire101 reviews
Gibbs receives an odd phone call from an old friend from his Marine days. A bit of shocking news gives him some things to consider. ONE-SHOT Kinda AU
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, John W. - Complete
Revenge Is A Dish Best Served With Beer by
SylverSpyder reviews
Anderson is having a bad day. Homeless people hate him. John is laughing. Totally unedited, per usual.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/22/2012 - John W., Anderson - Complete
The Doctor by
SylverSpyder reviews
John is John, and his awesome Johness means a whole lot of things change, from Sally's hair do to Mycroft's love life. Alright it seems a little random, but.. He does carry a gun.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/21/2012 - John W. - Complete
Study in Mycroft by
chappysmom reviews
A look at Mycroft's thoughts and actions during a Study in Pink.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Mycroft H. - Complete
Guertena's Books by
xXHanamizukiXx reviews
So much to do, so much to see, so much running away from mannequins and...reading Guertena's private stash of naughties?
Ib - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Garry, Ib/Eve - Complete
Different Strokes for Different Folks by
Publicola reviews
Harry Potter shows up in the middle of the Council of Elrond, and shows them why all magic is equal, but some magics are more equal than others. Brace yourself: it's a Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings crossover kinda-sorta crack!fic one-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 244 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Most Powerful Piece on the Board by
Raliena reviews
After eighteen months of living with Sherlock, John knows how to spot a tail. After two tours in Afghanistan, John knows how to spot a sniper.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,001 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - John W. - Complete
Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting by
odmonkey reviews
"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,804 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 2,004 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
All in a Day by
chappysmom reviews
Oddly enough, it seemed like this time, Sherlock had been kidnapped for no other reason than to pressure John. In other words, this had nothing to do with him. Really, this on top of the blow to the head was enough to make him dizzy. One chapter one-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Rocket Man by
Still Bullet reviews
You know the achievement, and you know the pain that came with it. But have you ever wondered what Alyx was thinking while Gordon was running around with a random gnome all that time? Episode 2 one-shot. Marking my official comeback after a two-year absence from FF!
Half-Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Gordon F., Alyx V. - Complete
Drowning in Darkness by
chappysmom reviews
He couldn't decide if it was a relief or a curse that he'd been left completely, absolutely alone. You couldn't fight darkness with your fists, and no matter how strong your will-power, it could be beaten down by the constant monotony of nothingness. Nobody needed John. Not quite as dark as it sounds. 4 Chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,575 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
That Would Work by
chappysmom reviews
In which John once had a successful hobby that he never told Sherlock about, until one day, there's a crash from Mrs. Hudson's flat..
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,073 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 102 - Published: 7/28/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Rory the Roman History Teacher by
can-you-imagine reviews
Rory's tired of stress. Being a nurse is stressful. More stressful than a history teacher. He could do it too. 2000 years of experience. Living history and all that. Roryfic. "Look, Headmaster Wilkins, you won't find another person who is as qualified as I am. I know history. I've lived most of it. And I would like to work here."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Rory W., Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Never Too Late by
KCS reviews
Drabble series continuation of A Messy Business, continuing the original prompt involving overprotective!parental!Sherlock and cold-catching!wee!John. Warning for kidfic and ghastly amounts of fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,215 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Wee Doctor by
thursdayplaid reviews
ChildJohn. AU When John takes a bullet he suddenly finds himself much smaller than he was, erased from his life. He must hold on to who he is in a London that's suddenly too big for him. Crackfic 7% solution
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,401 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
It's the Quiet Ones You Have to Watch Out For by
Enigma-Eggroll reviews
People want to make him out to be a Boy Scout, everything innocent and patriotic about America. That's part of his DNA, but Steve's a man, not a saint, and even saints have breaking points.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Darcy L., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Children by
CatsbytheGreat reviews
"Tell me, have you ever come home to find that your son has inexplicably become your daughter?" Rory isn't the only parent with a lot on his plate.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Rory W., Odin - Complete
The Twelve Secrets of Timothy McGee by
Rhiw reviews
This was the second time he'd almost died from being buried alive. Not that he said anything. Because that was a secret and Tim didn't share his secrets. Honestly, most of his others were worse.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,470 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Tony D., Tim M.
Looking Glass Wars by
AzarDarkstar reviews
Two-Shot. His mother is gone. His uncle is missing. And Zuko runs for his very life.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Every Denny's in America by
Sookie Starchild reviews
Thor and Steve are definitely not hiding in a Denny's restaurant. Because Thor doesn't hide and Steve doesn't run away from his problems.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,608 - Follows: 205 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
Contingency Plan by
Ai Enmaxjigoku shoujo reviews
When it came to quitting smoking, Garry had a plan - lemon drops to soothe the urge. Ib had a better idea.
Ib - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Garry, Ib/Eve - Complete
Let Me Read You by
hifunctioning reviews
In Which A Heat Wave Leads To Bromance And Bonding - but no sexytimes - Between Asexual!Sherlock And BAMF!John Triggers: Child Abuse, Domestic Abuse
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,748 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dark Thoughts by
Stealth Dragon reviews
Merlin can temporarily read minds. He really wishes he couldn't. Hurt!Merlin. Protective and BAMF Arthur. Friendship.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 202 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Temporary Teammates by
Whispering Darkness reviews
Not many people knew that the most powerful wizard in the world lived in America. However, Director Fury made it his business to know these things, especially since he seemed a prime candidate for his Avengers Initiative. Unfortunately, the wizard in question didn't quite agree. One-shot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 2,814 - Follows: 929 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Liebesleid by
xXHanamizukiXx reviews
Ten years. One lies forgotten in a dark corridor with only fresh blue petals for company. The other dreams of a maze of lurid monsters as she creates glorious music from enchanted fingers. And in some blank unloving space, an artist longs for redemption.
Ib - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,850 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Garry, Ib/Eve - Complete
More Flies With Honey by
peroxidepest17 reviews
Castiel finds himself in a Manhattan under alien attack.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 135 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Castiel, Loki - Complete
Restoring Balance by
StillWaters1 reviews
After the events of ASiB, Sherlock buys Mrs. Hudson a mobile phone. John teaches her how to use it. And the fact that 999 is speed dial #4 tells the world that threatening Mrs. Hudson is just not on.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Mrs. Hudson, John W. - Complete
Jinchuuriki by
WizardsGirl reviews
Harry makes a deal with a Shinigami, and is now Mitarashi Midori, the adopted Jinchuuriki brother of Anko. His best friend is Naruto. This is all about his adventure. M for Ninja-ness... R&R ! READ A/N!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,936 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Double Trouble by
sakurademonalchemist reviews
Adopted at a young age, Tatsuki learned early on how to lead a double life. However, her two sides are about to cross when Ichigo gains his soul reaper powers. Can she find about her past while maintaining her two sides? STRONG FEM Harry!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,348 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Harry P., Tatsuki A.
What the HELL by
boundenid reviews
Gibbs asks for a simple background check and proceeds to get his brain pulled apart.
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Abby S., Sam W. - Complete
The Art Of Communication by
StillWaters1 reviews
Lestrade was used to getting odd, non sequitur texts from Sherlock. But when "John went out for milk" was followed by a terse "two hours ago," Lestrade immediately understood three things: John was missing, Sherlock was quietly panicking, and this could all end very, very badly.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 94 - Published: 6/5/2012 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Shadowy Organization Based In Mount Rushmore by
MarzBarz reviews
Sam is taken to the headquarters of the shadowy government organization - in Mount Rushmore. Now that he feels more like a secret agent, it's time for him to officially become a member of the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Espionage, and Logistics Division. The name is still a work in progress, they've got their best people on it. Part 2 of Sam Winchester, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 67 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Sam W., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
The Seduction of Dr John Watson by
XistentialAngst reviews
John convinces Sherlock that if he doesn't stop interfering with his sex life, he will move out. Sherlock is afraid that if John dates women he will marry and leave him. He can't allow that so he decides to fight - with a little help from Irene Alder. NOTE: I'm now writing m/m romance as Eli Easton.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,193 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cabin Fever by
A Wandering Minstrel reviews
A massive storm keeps John trapped in Baker Street with a half-blind (for science!), very bored Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,343 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 66 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Broken Fates by
sakurademonalchemist reviews
Harry learns through Sirius that he has family outside England. Being fed up with Dumbledore, he takes a chance and moves to Konoha. His presence in the village sets off a chain reaction and alters the fate of more than just himself. Harry/Anko
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,566 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 2,429 - Follows: 2,422 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Harry P., Anko M.
An Ordinary Pocketwatch by
TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Most people tend to assume that John Watson is unremarkable and ordinary. Except that he isn't, not really. Doctor Who crossover. Complete.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 189 - Published: 5/28/2012 - John W. - Complete
This Man Can't Die by
Yuval25 reviews
Why wouldn't this man die already? Why? He wrote his name, so why wasn't he dying? OneShot. Please R&R! Funny, and another crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 182 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Harry P., Light Y. - Complete
Master Of Death, What A Joke by
Yuval25 reviews
Harry finally discovers who's been killing all of those criminals. Curse the muggle who did this to hell for giving him so much paperwork. OneShot. Please R&R!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 261 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Light Y. - Complete
The Mind Can Make a Heaven of Hell by
TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
"Eternity is really rather boring, John. Mortal life seemed as though it would be far more interesting." Sherlock is actually the Devil, but he decided to live as a mortal because ruling Hell was boring.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,562 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 272 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I'm Nick I'm Xander by
Manchester reviews
Grave things were sure to be discussed at the first encounter with two sets of legends, so everyone was on their best behavior. Well, right up to the point where two guys walked away together without any explanation at all for the perplexed others.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Complete
Lunch by
Lucillia reviews
Gibbs and Fornell drink coffee and watch one of Fornell's fellow FBI agents have a mini meltdown.
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/30/2012 - T.C. Fornell, V. Henriksen - Complete
How Did This Come To Be? by
The Circus reviews
It's not often the detectivtes of NSY get shoved off their own crime sceen for reasons not concerning Sherlock Holmes. It's even less often that Sherlock gets shoved off with them. So why can John stay?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 102 - Published: 4/16/2012 - John W. - Complete
The Difference Between a Chuunin and a Jounin by
Mirror and Image reviews
There is one notable difference between Chuunin and Jounin. Then there's the difference between Kakashi and everybody else.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 151 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Emrys Revealed by
Volcanic Plug reviews
Morgana will kill Arthur unless Emrys reveals himself. So he does.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,954 - Follows: 398 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Merlin - Complete
Sunshine by
Riddelly reviews
Rory's not quite sure how he ended up on something that rather resembles a lunch date, but the break from his Doctor-infatuated wife is admittedly welcome. And Molly Hooper is more than a little likable, after all. Rory/Molly one-shot
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,257 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Rory W., Molly Hooper - Complete
The Art Of Sexting by
immaculately-flawed reviews
Harry steals John's phone over dinner and starts texting obscene things to Sherlock. What happens when John goes home? Sherlock/John. Rated M for language and slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Broken Wings by
SaturnXK reviews
The typical Harry Potter x Naruto crossover. HP Book 4. -Complete- (Don't bother reading if you're expecting something great. This was an experimental story and a first time one at that. Quite honestly it's only still here because I'd like this to be an example of what NOT to do in a crossover... or any story, really.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,106 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
CRACKED by
DarkAuroran reviews
Comedy from Konoha! KakaIru based stories that are designed to make you giggle and just have no place in my regular fics. Ch3: It's April Fools Day and that can mean nothing but trouble. Fruity trouble!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,604 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Unoriginality by
EosAella reviews
Uther's magic hating speeches. Sorcerer's Uther hating speeches. Frankly Merlin was getting bored with the unoriginality. Includes a little Bamf!Merlin and is verging on Crack!fic also a sort of Reveal!fic. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 148 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Merlin, Uther - Complete
Child of Destruction by
Mother-of-Monsters reviews
Pain is not the only burden John Watson carries. Sherlock isn't helpful in that respect. After all, the all-knowing detective doesn't believe in monsters. **Please do not redistribute my works to other sites such as goodreads or ebookstree without my express permission**
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,293 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
End Game by
Riddle Master 101 reviews
"A man strides purposefully out of the smoke and gloom that have filled the London night, an umbrella swinging from his hand like an odd walking stick." He's the most dangerous man you'll ever meet, and now Moriarty has just tried to kill his little brother.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
The First Time Hunters Came For Sherlock by
Ackradin reviews
SuperLock. Strange men with rosary beads and holy water break into 221B Baker Street and John makes a discovery that changes... well. GEN.
Crossover - Supernatural & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
A Long Time Coming by
WerewolfDoctor reviews
After being gravely injured on one of his cases with Sherlock, John has a run in with Sally Donavan and ends up giving her the talking to he's been longing to give her for quite some time.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Sgt. S. Donavan, John W. - Complete
Don't Blink? No Problem by
Evenmoor reviews
Castiel meets a Weeping Angel. It's not a fair fight.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 66 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Weeping Angels, Castiel - Complete
Bait and Switch by
PurpleMoon3 reviews
Lucifer's greatest sin was pride. After millennia in the Cage, did he really think Gabriel wouldn't learn anything new?
Crossover - Supernatural & Thor - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,108 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Gabriel, Loki - Complete
Watson's War by
SylverSpyder reviews
Watson gets aggravated at Moriarty and decides to play a game of his own. A.N. apparently "Badassery" is not a genre
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/8/2012 - J. Moriarty, John W. - Complete
Army Doctor Turned Assassin by
Corpium reviews
Sherlock stalks an assassin then gets kidnapped by said assassin. Then they become best friends, because, hey, no matter what occupation he's in, John Watson is awesome. Probably a oneshot. Unless you persuade me otherwise.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 253 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Many Faces of John Watson by
SylverSpyder reviews
short drabble during Study in Pink
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Never Again or why Sherlock always drives by
grannysknitting reviews
a slight spoiler for ep2 season 2. Also, not angst - is that allowed? Also, crack!fic. Also a birthday pressie for Scopes. The title is the summary
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Cat Came Back by
midnightluck reviews
Uther attempts to arrest Merlin for magic. Multiple times. It never quite takes.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 244 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Uther, Merlin - Complete
Ace Up His Sleeve by
ladypredator reviews
"Rely on John, oh yes. Always, always, rely on John..." Missing scene for ep 2.3 "Reichenbach Falls" Revised 1/24/12.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Obviously by
DeviantAccumulation reviews
post-Reichenbach. Drabble. John and Lestrade did in fact notice, that some things just did not add up. Two certain brothers are going to get a surprise visit.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/22/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Homecoming by
PeaceRoseG'ladheon reviews
Sherlock always has, and always will be alone. Or so the Scotland Yard thought, until a soldier, just back from Afghanistan, appears at one of the crime scenes, looking for a Sherlock Holmes. For detectives, they're terrible at making accurate deductions.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 2,517 - Follows: 365 - Published: 1/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Art of Trolling by
Hekateras reviews
Post-Reichenbach: Moriarty is still alive, and hacks into John's blog again. Big time.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/20/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H. - Complete
Work On Your Balance by
speculate reviews
In which John is actually pretty good at ice skating, Sherlock's not and insists it's all for a case , and Lestrade is pretty amused by it all. Johnlock, if you look for it, but could also be read as friends. Fluffy, wintery oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Finding John by
IronicNarwhal reviews
Sherlock Holmes has met exactly twenty-four Johns in his life. They have all been the wrong John. He's getting tired of waiting, staring at the inscription on his finger and wondering when his John will turn up, if ever.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,915 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 197 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Waiting For John by
LadyNyxRavus reviews
Having worked with New Scotland Yard for a year, imagine the team's surprise when they find out the incomparable Sherlock Holmes has an actual boyfriend? Can you even imagine the freakish, alien, weirdo he must be to put up with Sherlock all the time?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 1,888 - Follows: 343 - Published: 1/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Road Hazards by
A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Sherlock Holmes learns to drive. Mycroft may never recover.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
That Time of Truth by
hwc reviews
Prompt: Druids start to slowly come out of hiding, living their lives peacefully in the kingdom and even sending a diplomat or two to Camelot. While no one ever does reveal Merlin is Emrys, a lot of people start to talk about Emrys in Camelot.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,501 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 296 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
On Shaky Ground by
Sydelle Rein reviews
Sequel to Arthur's Silent Guardian! With the unknown identity of his sorcerer-protector plaguing him, Arthur is unsure how to deal with this new knowledge. Meanwhile, a series of mysterious earthquakes is threatening the safety of Camelot. No Slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,275 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 1,728 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
One Fine Day in the Middle of the Night by
Callicokitten reviews
Amy Pond wasn't the only child in Leadworth with an imaginary friend and she certainly wasn't the only one an extraordinary destiny. A creature hidden deep within the earth is stirring and it's up to two dead boys to save the universe once more.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,136 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Rory W., Sam W. - Complete
Common Threads by
Kaitou Jareth reviews
At a doctor's office, Rory meets a man in the waiting room. But what do the Last Centurion and an Army Doctor have in common? Well, just a few sociopaths.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Rory W., John W. - Complete
The Interview by
McGemcity reviews
It's Tim's turn to be accused of murder. Luckily for him no one, apart from Sacks, thinks he did it. He also has an alibi for all of the murders, but the FBI takes some convincing to believe it. This isn't how they had planned to tell everyone. McNozzo.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
4 Times Sherlock Kissed John for Science by
CKerased reviews
4 Times Sherlock Kissed John for Science, and 1 Time John Kissed Him. Sherlock convinces John to take place in a few kissing sessions... for science!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,719 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cold Thunder by
Eggbert 3000 reviews
What if Zuko was different? What if he wasn't a hot headed and stubborn firebender with a major complex? What if.. AU
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,875 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Zuko, Toph
Karakura Thugs by
The Quiller reviews
/It was widely acknowledged among the thugs of Karakura that everyone in Kurosaki Ichigo's circle of friends could and would kick your ass./ Arrancar-arc, gen-fic.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 2,489 - Follows: 469 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
What You Are Worth by
Lastew reviews
John helps Sherlock with a case, but he questions his real value to Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,488 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Write or Die, Moriarty Mode by
CaffieneKitty reviews
One of John Watson's less vaunted skills becomes necessary to stop a bomb from exploding. Gen.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/28/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Not there by
Tashilovet reviews
John met a man that wasn't there. He wasn't there today. He wish and wish he'd go away.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,140 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/24/2011 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Flatmates should know the worst about each other by
Ariane DeVere reviews
There are many things that John has to tolerate now that he lives with Sherlock, but nobody ever prepared him for this.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Death and Times Of Thackery Binx by
midnightluck reviews
You can take the boy out of the cat, but, apparently, you can't take the cat out of the boy.
Crossover - NCIS & Hocus Pocus - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Tim M., Thackery B./Binx - Complete
His Probie by
shadowdweller25 reviews
McGee was his Probie. No one else's. His! So who the hell did Detective McCadden think he was calling McGee Probie? McNozzo. McGee was Tony's Probie. No one else's. Tony's! So what the hell was taking Tony so long to make a move? McNozzo. Slash.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
It's the Thought That Counts by
ConeycatJr reviews
From a norsekink prompt: When Loki shows up at the Avengers Mansion with a puppy for his brother, Tony wonders what he's really up to.
Crossover - Avengers & Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Loki - Complete
The Stranger in the Bar by
ReluctantSlashFan reviews
Ziva meets a mysterious stranger in a bar...
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Ziva D., Castiel - Complete
Why You Don't Mess With Merlin by
ForIHaveOvercomeTheWorld reviews
Claude is new in Camelot and he doesn't understand that Merlin and Arthur's banter is normal. He wishes to teach Merlin a lesson. Will the other guards stop him in time? Will they have their own story of foolishness to tell? Whump, bromance, no slash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,976 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
rise like a god by
wild wolf free17 reviews
"Robots using magic," Coyote says, head tilted. "Now, that's just not fair." -Gabriel&Loki, connected drabbles
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 142 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Gabriel, Loki - Complete
Storm's Rising by
Keeper of Storms reviews
Halloween taught Alexander Harris two very important lessons. The first Time is not fixed, the future not set in stone. The second Nothing is impossible, some things are just really, REALLY unlikely.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,405 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Xander H.
One More Turn by
Noxialis reviews
Merlin's magic is exposed and he is assumed dead. But he can't just leave Arthur alone, so he disguises himself and returns to Camelot.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,240 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 148 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
ReRewriting History by
Emachinescat reviews
Merlin is saved from the Dorocha's icy touch by two men & an angel wielding salt and a flame-thrower. Sam, Dean, and Cass in a circle of salt all night with Merlin, Arthur, and knights. The Winchesters are re-rewriting history and enjoying it, too.
Crossover - Supernatural & Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Complete
Of Oddness and Rumors by
Elithay reviews
Professor Daniel was a strange man.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,583 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Severus S., Daniel - Complete
Right Here by
Rachel500 reviews
Rory knows the moment that breaks him.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Rory W., Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Never Have I Ever by
Hannelore-Grace reviews
In which the Yarders, Sherlock, and John play the time-honored drinking game.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cas' Milkshake by
zeppx reviews
It brings all the boys to the yard.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 122 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Nobody Loves A Moron by
clair beaubien reviews
Dean interrupts a hold up and is taken hostage. The bad guy doesn't believe him when he says his little brother is going to save him. Now up Ch2: the detective investigating the robbery meets up with Dean & Sam. Outsider POV.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,333 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Revisionism by
Acacia Carter reviews
Time is an odd thing, with a sort of intelligence of its own. When it needs to heal itself, it will do so, using whatever tools it has at its disposal. This time around, the tools happen to be Harry Potter and Neville Longbottom. Slash, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,247 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by
shadowglove reviews
SLASH. When Arthur gets slipped a potion by yet another magical woman who got passed Camelot's castle lax security, Merlin quickly realizes that people in the castle believe he has much more sway over Arthur and his temper tantrums then he really does.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,114 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 237 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
There's Hope For Us Yet by
velja reviews
Sherlock gets to put the famous shock!blanket on someone else. And John finally gets what he has deserved for a long time: a genuine praise from the master of deduction. Propmt fic. My first Sherlock story. Canon, possibly pre-slash. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Rory Williams: PartTime Horcrux Hunter by
goldenegg31 reviews
In which Rory Williams defeats Lord Voldemort in his spare time. Crackfic.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Rory W., Voldemort - Complete
Gordon and the GMan by
Super Fanfic Entertainment reviews
A parody of Half-life 2. Gordon comes up with a way to prevent the alien disaster happening everywhere. Rated T for some strong language.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Alyx V., Gordon F. - Complete
Apple of my Eye by
Emerald1 reviews
Just when you thought you knew somebody... Complete in three chapters, will post a chapter a day.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,361 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Tim M. - Complete
The Entrance of Jashin, aka Mr Black by
Scholar of Time reviews
Hidan's come up with a new Jutsu, and far away in another dimension, a certain anthropomorphic personification is going to be disturbed from his much-deserved rest. Rated M for Hidan's language, noslash, w/thanks to calysto-antonsen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,841 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Harry P., Hidan
The Triplets by
fringeperson reviews
oneshot. complete. don't own. Harry is brought to Wammy's House and meets both L and Beyond Birthday, who he physically resembles a great deal. AU and OOC.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 382 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Harry P., L - Complete
Lost by
danang1970 reviews
Five times the A-Team lost their pilot.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,700 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - H.M. Murdock - Complete
Potter and the Tailed Beasts by
fringeperson reviews
oneshot. complete. don't own. What if... Harry was immortal... and forever young... and the reason for the Hidden Countries... and the Tailed Beasts... and just so happened to run into Gaara and Naruto? I have no idea, honestly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 2,010 - Follows: 726 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Complete
Just Rory by
Philote reviews
Wherein Rory is a perfectly competent nurse and the Doctor makes a lousy patient.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 81 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Rory W., 11th Doctor - Complete
A Different Bleeding Effect by
Sweet Neverwhere reviews
Probably one of the many reasons why Malik can't trust Altair to be left on his own for too long. Oneshot.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Malik, Altaïr - Complete
The Rules of Fair Play Do Not Apply by
The Wall Had It Coming reviews
After the 1st hostage in TGG, Sherlock called Jim, figured out who he was, and now Jim comes to harass the consulting detective at 221B when they're both bored. Jim decideds that John is fairly interesting. Sherlock takes offense. Competition ensues.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,107 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 5/9/2011 - John W., J. Moriarty
Yet Another Universe by
Silverfawkes reviews
AU lighthearted funfest with mature overtones,Post DH Harry gets pulled to an AU only to be expected to do it again. Dumbledore bashing is rampant Harry is doing it his way but he's going to have fun doing it! RATING FOR LANG. AND SEX INUENDO
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 65,708 - Reviews: 2377 - Favs: 5,304 - Follows: 2,550 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Watermelon Waterfall by
Mewgia Mirrorcoat reviews
All seems lost. The Mythic Dawn stands at the gate of Cloud Ruler Temple. All the Blades have left are five thousand scrolls of Absorb Mercantile and a watermelon...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Martin S. - Complete
Orbis Non Sufficit by
lalunaticscribe reviews
A spin-off of the Battle Butler, involving several jokes about Bond, ninja turtles and the Roundworld equivalent of Vetinari. MajorCRACK! designed to be laughed at. The joke's on Moriarty now. The world is not enough for John Watson to change sides. LLS
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/21/2011 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
One Saved Message by
Mousme reviews
Dean decides to surprise his brother with a new phone. Even better is when he finds that he's been able to save all of Sam's old information and restore it to his cell. That's when he discovers an old voicemail that Sam has kept saved...
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,015 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 103 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Sit In by
Literaria reviews
Not entirely surprisingly, Merlin ends up in the dungeons again... but the Knights of the Round Table never abandon one of their own.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 199 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Merlin - Complete
333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ by
iTorchic reviews
Have you heard of the '333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart? Well, here's an FMA twist on it with the whole cast! It's manga and 1st anime based. Rated: T. This is just to get rid of writers block and supress my boredom. XD COMPLETE CRACK.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 28,427 - Reviews: 1826 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
In Fair Verona the no such thing as dignity remix by
TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
'Looking at the contemplative expression on Lucifer's face, Sam thinks that this has the potential to be either very bad, or completely awesome.' Written for Remix Redux 9. Two humans and two archangels in the Cage.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Sam W., Adam M. - Complete
Wag the Dog by
michelle439731 reviews
Percy is missing and Arthur tries to track him down. Set post war in the bureaucracy of the Ministry, Arthur discovers that tracking Percy down will be a lot harder than he first thought as he slowly uncovers what Percy did during the war. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,784 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Percy W., Arthur W. - Complete
The Secret Life of Percival Weasley by
cyher reviews
"To others, he seemed the fool, but Percival Weasley had a secret mission within the ministry, protecting untold muggles he would never meet and family and friends who would never know. Until one day..." Set just before Book Six.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,391 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Percy W., Molly W. - Complete
Of Course Not by
Princess Alyra reviews
Merlin does magic. Merlin doesn't have magic. Elyan is confused.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 117 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Elyan - Complete
Exaggerations and Overreactions by
Ultra-Geek reviews
Merlin and the Knights of the Round Table are led to believe that Arthur is dead. Merlin doesn't take it very well. BAMF!Merlin
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 2,037 - Follows: 313 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Rules for Capturing Murdock 101 by
rubberducky2010 reviews
Just a bit of fun with Sosa telling Face that she's about to capture Murdock and Face knowing better.
A-Team - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Complete
Feel Your Pain by
Myashke reviews
Merlin takes Arthur's pain without permission.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,532 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
What Archangels Have Joined Together by
TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Gabriel/Sam, Dean/Lucifer - Gabriel didn't really die, instead he bound Dean and Lucifer together... this may be his best or worst prank ever. Crack!fic.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 122 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Dean W., Lucifer - Complete
Six and Counting by
Bacon.The.Bard reviews
' "On your Six, Boss," McGee says quietly, and dares anyone to think he said it on accident.' Six times McGee announces he has Tony's six. Gen/Friendship. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Retainer by
lalunaticscribe reviews
Sequel to Battle Butler. What happens when Watson gets fed up with Moriarty's assassins and finally takes things into his own hands. It's always the unassuming ones that are the most dangerous. EPIC! and MINORCRACK! induced.Moran is one of them. LOL.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
Means I Love You by
spoodle monkey reviews
Means I love you in dinosaur. FaceMurdock
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Complete
Crime by
Denaliyasha reviews
"Do you think for one second that if Sherlock Holmes ever decided to kill someone, you'd know or even suspect him?" John defends Sherlock in an unconventional way. Pre-slash-ish. Maybe. Mostly just John being awesome and condescending.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/19/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Same Old Story by
Kitty O reviews
Ho-hum. Normal day in Camelot; Merlin's been accused of sorcery. Again. Uther reflects on every other time Merlin has been arrested and resists the urge to pull his hair out. Ficlet. Do you think the king's an idiot?
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 109 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Uther, Merlin - Complete
A Matter of Perspective by
Ultra-Geek reviews
It ends with Lord Alcott screaming for Gwaine and Merlin's immediate banishment or execution. Arthur is given the, uh, pleasure of trying to figure out what the hell happened. Questing Trio centric!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 195 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Gwaine, Merlin - Complete
Harsh Truths and Blunt Observations by
She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
After releasing Lucifer from Hell, and then being told by Dean that they should split up, Sam's not entirely sure what he should do anymore. He surprised to get a visitor. Not a very welcome visitor either. Sequel to Tall Tales. SLASH. Gabriel/Sam.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,460 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 128 - Published: 3/8/2011 - [Gabriel, Sam W.] Dean W., Castiel - Complete
An Example of Fleeing Stylishly by
tanyart reviews
In which Malik and Kadar's first mission together involves annoying archers, bad French, awful plans gone questionably right, and an obvious use of a thesaurus.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Malik, Kadar - Complete
Pull Up, Pick Up by
tanyart reviews
Night shifts at the McDonalds' Drive-Thru. Altair/Malik, AU.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Malik, Altaïr - Complete
Gred and Forge Find Out Who The Marauders Are by
inlovewithpadfoot reviews
Exactly what the title says. *giggles* Set in the summer before Fifth Year when everyone is at Grimmauld Place, sometime after Harry's trial. There is dinner and Remus and Sirius and, erm...prostrating? IDEK. Oh, and not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 75 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Giftwrapped by
Lucillia reviews
Sam and Dean have a somewhat peculiar method of dealing with some of the more...mundane problems. The members of the BAU aren't complaining.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 180 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
Fake Out by
Tramontana reviews
A single sheet of paper turns the world upside down. How will the team cope?
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Complete
Crossing the Line by
Ultra-Geek reviews
In which Merlin is bludgeoned, strangled, attacked, smothered, shot with glass, and tossed out a window, burned, whipped, stabbed, thrown down stairs, nearly drowned on dry land, and harpooned, and still manages to save Camelot from seven evil sorcerers.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 2,567 - Follows: 378 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
HalfLife Drabbles by
PointBlank2890 reviews
9. Rule of Thumb "If you're in Ravenholm and someone yells 'Duck' You'd better duck." Small drabbles that goes on in the Half Life Universe. Rated T for slight language.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011
Battle Butler by
lalunaticscribe reviews
Cont. from Batman. There is a very good reason why hit-men stay the hell away from Baker Street. The number one reason is not due to Sherlock Holmes, but the Battle Butler behind him. EPIC! and MINORCRACK! induced.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/12/2011 - John W. - Complete
Heroes Are Made of This by
Mahiri Chuma reviews
Five times Murdock rushed to save a member of the team and the one time they all rushed to save him. For A-Team kink!meme. H/C
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,984 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Complete
Another Day in the Life of Merlin by
LadyElaide reviews
Merlins used to getting into trouble, but getting stuck underneath a table surrounded by knights and Arthur is something he wouldnt like to become a regular thing, especially whent the topic of conversation is about Merlin and Arthur's hidden love for him
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 68 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Batman by
lalunaticscribe reviews
Not that one! An old tradition of the British Army: espionage. An older tradition? The Battle Butler. To live with Sherlock Holmes, it is almost necessary to possess the necessary skill to survive every crazy situation. CRACK. Humor. Might have a sequel
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/25/2011 - John W. - Complete
The Kids Are Alright by
LOVEZINKSY reviews
John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,041 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 2,324 - Follows: 259 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Hand by
thecouchcarrot reviews
Dean/Cas, multichapter, slight AU. Dean's busy trying to re-soulify his brother, but Cas needs help. Maybe it's time Dean gave it to him. Ch. 15: Dean glared indignantly. "I find the term 'lovebirds' to be offensive. We prefer to be called 'sex-falcons.'"
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,474 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Soldier by
Partly reviews
Booth meets the most interesting people in diners.
Crossover - Supernatural & Bones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Dean W., S. Booth - Complete
Auto Incorrect by
AristaHolmes reviews
Sherlock knows where the keys on his phone are, and he doesn't need to proof read his texts which leads to some interesting messages for John Watson. Can be seen as Slash. Inspired by "Waiters are Traitors" Iphone crack fic "Texts From Last Night".
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Proving Them Wrong by
GriffinSky reviews
What are you going to do?" she asked softly. "I'm going to fight back." Percy replied calmly. What Percy was really up to during Deathly Hallows. Teaming up with some unlikely allies, he tries to bring the persecuted to freedom... and stay alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 79,473 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Percy W., Audrey W. - Complete
Unintentional Eavesdropping by
Sydelle Rein reviews
3x13 tag. Lancelot doesn't understand Merlin. He saves all of Camelot, yet asks for no recognition. Well someone needs to thank him, and Lancelot decides to fulfill that roll. But what if someone else is within hearing distance when he does?
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 223 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
7 Ways to Kill a Warlock by
Ardialene reviews
Merlin has been found out, and Uther has sentenced him to death. The only problem is, no matter what method Uther tries, Merlin just won't die! Will Merlin ever escape Uther's wrath? Merthur if you squint really, really hard.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,297 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Shock Blanket by
Carinthe reviews
Lestrade's thoughts on Sherlock's new 'colleague', dr. John Watson, set during a Study in Pink.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/16/2010 - DI Lestrade, John W. - Complete
After The Mission by
fringeperson reviews
What if Hermione was actually a Konoha shinobi - so deep under cover that she was practically a civilian while at Hogwarts? When she returns to Konoha, what will she have hidden up her sleeve with that wand? Don't own. Rated for violence & stuff later.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 98,531 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Ups and Downs of a Crack Commando Unit by
torncorpse reviews
Five times Hannibal wished he'd picked a saner team, and one time he wouldn't have traded them for the world. Touch of Murdock/Face. Non-graphic.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Complete
Another Chance by
Tiro reviews
32-year old Uzumaki Naruto is a very different person from when he was 12. Death has made his life different. What will he do when he gets thrown back into the past with two of his last friends? Non-yaoi. Rated M for some violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,965 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 3,077 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Merlin's Best Friend by
RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Arthur, Gwaine and Lancelot fight over who has the honour of being Merlin's best friend
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 134 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Merlin, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
Texts From Last Night by
LOVEZINKSY reviews
99% of the time, Sherlock can't be bothered to proofread his texts. / / "Luckily I've learned how to translate your bizarre AutoCorrect mishaps, Sherlock. Anyone else might've been alarmed if you asked them to look at the 'new fetus' in the kitchen."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 150 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Spiritbender by
Tsurai Shi reviews
In an AU, Aang loses the battle against Ozai and death prevails. Nearly sixteen years earlier Sokka wakes with a start, again a mere babe and possessing a power he ought not to have…to distort emotions and make others feel. Eventual Sokka/Zuko slash.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,066 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Sokka, Zuko
Dragged Up by
grannysknitting reviews
Can you imagine the people who dragged the Freak up? Sally Donovan learns that John Watson has limits and Sherlock learns... well, nothing he didn't already know. cross posted to LJ
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 68 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
This Is What He Does For Fun by
nyssa123 reviews
Sherlock and John go to the pub after a long day and Sherlock realizes that the man sitting next to them is a serial killer. He then proceeds to tell everyone how he knows. Written for a prompt on the LJ kinkmeme.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/4/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Deceiving Appearances by
Blind Author reviews
Oneshot, written for a kinkmeme prompt that essentially boiled down to: Moran doesn't think much of John Watson, until their paths cross and John beats the crap out of him. Featuring Moran being too overconfident, and John being a badass.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 143 - Published: 11/2/2010 - John W. - Complete
The Driving Lesson by
SherlockianGirl reviews
John tried to teach Sherlock how to drive a car. Once. Never again.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Money's Worth by
RosieG reviews
Written for a prompt on the Sherlock BBC Kink Meme. Sherlock and John discover an amusing quiz on-line. Just how much IS John Watson worth in bed?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Blood of the Phoenix by
midnightjen reviews
A unique visitor during the summer rewrites Harry's world and sets him on the path to Voldemort's ultimate destruction. Takes place during Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 188,914 - Reviews: 3174 - Favs: 5,281 - Follows: 3,193 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 1/7/2009 - [OC, Harry P.] - Complete
The Plan by
Blind Author reviews
John had a plan, and it's name was Get Some Sex. And the capitals were most certainly necessary. A short, humourous oneshot that I wrote for fun. Slash, Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 84 - Published: 9/20/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
I Will Hold On Hoping by
ZabellaCookie reviews
Whatever this is, Mycroft is convinced he caught it from his brother. Mestrade, aka Mycroft/Lestrade. MUMFORDVERSE.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
The Innocence Of Guilt by
ENSIGN reviews
Harry Potter was sentenced to Azkaban prison. However he never went there. Who is James Pathertrory and what has he got against the Death Eaters. Unspeakable, Confident and Cocky Harry. Post OOTP, HBP ccomplient. No DH relation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 156,300 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 4,170 - Follows: 4,368 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Harry P., OC
Five Times John Caught Sherlock Cuddling by
ZannaBQ reviews
... And One Time He Participated J/S, fluff
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/4/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
When We Sleep by
PrincessNala reviews
Sherlock needed to feel every beat of his heart, every rise and fall of his chest as he breathed. It was the only way to completely assure himself that John was alive and right there next to him, and not dead, no, never dead… John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,660 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 102 - Published: 8/25/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Ranting in G Major by
Jadeaffection reviews
In which Sam dwells on the past and things he shouldn't want, Dean and Castiel are delightfully obtuse and Gabriel rants because he cares. *Slash* Sam/Gabriel, implied pre-Dean/Castiel. Oneshot. Coarse language and Sexual references. Spoilers for 5.19
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,044 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Midnight Sun by
Herald-MageAnduli reviews
COMPLETE! AU GOF. Neutral! Harry. The 'Boy Who Lived' is Harry's older twin. Neglected by his family, intelligence constantly underestimated, his placement in Slytherin house is a shock. Disowning him was their worst possible mistake. Along with his friend Draco Malfoy he faces the challenges of the Twizard Tournament. Beware the Midnight Sun. Mild Swearing, Pre-Slash. 1.4M Views!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,303 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 5,653 - Follows: 2,249 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
An Interesting Encounter by
lokiMMXII reviews
"This was the first time he'd ever heard Sherlock Holmes being spoken to like he was nothing more than an errant child." Lestrade meets Mycroft for the first time.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/19/2010 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Curvature of the Earth by
peroxidepest17 reviews
The one where Dean doesn't have a gay crisis because Sam has it for him.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Unappreciated by
Dragonite Himura no Tenshi Ryu reviews
Historians aren't appreciated as much as they should be for their hard work, dedication, and -at times- obsession over the past. This goes doubly for a Historian affiliated with the Assassin Order.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Shaun H., Desmond M. - Complete
Ignotism by
Silver Pard reviews
They have t-shirts, a designated pub and a support group. 'I shared a flat with Sherlock Holmes and lived'.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 93 - Published: 8/14/2010
Enough by
HedyLamarr reviews
As everyone waits for news of Gordon, one rebel joins the gossip and shares his story.
Half-Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Complete
What The Cops Weren't Expecting by
Icee67 reviews
The team has an advantage over cops who don't know Murdock. Just a drabble, I was bored. Hope you like it! I don't own The A-Team!
A-Team - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2010 - H.M. Murdock, Hannibal S. - Complete
Five Times Rory Met Jack by
RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
because waiting two thousand years and being plastic you're bound to meet an immortal time traveller at some point in your life
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Jack H., Rory W. - Complete
Poison Pen by
GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9410 - Favs: 24,082 - Follows: 9,577 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
My Father's Keeper by
Emerald1 reviews
When Gibbs goes too far protecting Tony after the events in Flesh and Blood, who will pay the ultimate price?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 65,254 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Lunch with Heaven and Hell and a Mechanic by
Jedipati reviews
Heaven's newest archangel, the new Lord of Hell, and a mechanic meet for lunch every Saturday. Post 5.22. Or, in other words, Team Free Will confuses the locals.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 90 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Rock Paper Scissors by
dryskim reviews
Barney and Alyx fight over heavy weapons, Gordon tries to defuse the situation. Wrote this a long time ago, hope you like it. If not, too bad.
Half-Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Complete
Shawn Spencer: The Ultimate Reference by
sgs09 reviews
Shawn Spencer was the ultimate reference. He was the go-to guy for a quick reference when the Winchesters were in need of something. #1 in The Reference 'verse
Crossover - Supernatural & Psych - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 66 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Shawn S. - Complete
Time Relative by
mute90 reviews
The Doctor always came back for him.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/31/2010 - 9th Doctor, Sam W. - Complete
Alfred a History by
saltkettle reviews
Did you ever wonder how Alfred got his start? Well, he wasn't always called Alfred. Once Upon a Time he was called Harry.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,570 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Alfred P., Harry P. - Complete
Per la Luce e Ombre by
janizer reviews
Altair appreciates light -- especially when it's on Malik. Kinkmeme fill.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Tim by
Franavu reviews
Tim and Tim, now and then.
Crossover - Batman & NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Timothy D./Red Robin, Tim M. - Complete
The Sly Fox by
monkies ate my sisters reviews
Ichigo really wasn't expecting much. They bust in, get Rukia, and bust out. Simple. No problems. Piece of cake. That is, if Urahara didn't invite some..."extra" help. Well, every plan has it's twists and turns, right? This one just happened to be blonde.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,680 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 1,896 - Follows: 1,710 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Naruto U., Yoruichi S.
The Strawberry and The Fishcake by
Uncle Joe reviews
Formely The Maelstorm and the Guardian renamed. Naruto Bleach Crossover. Naruto continuing on centuries after his love ones have died decides to spice up his existence by walking in a new world and which world is that, why Bleach of course. Harem lemons..
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,658 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 3,243 - Follows: 2,854 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Naruto U., Yoruichi S.
10 People Who Found Out That by
PinkFairy727 reviews
...the Crown Prince of Camelot Is Sleeping With, And Is Possibly In Love With, His Man-Servant. Summary: In which Gaius and Morgana get an eyeful, The Great Dragon is amused and Uther doesn’t behead anybody. Arthur/Merlin
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 91 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by
Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6436 - Favs: 12,883 - Follows: 5,006 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Clue Feathers by
cloudyjenn reviews
Something is seriously messed up with Castiel's wings.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 2,087 - Follows: 245 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
txt msg by
Daria234 reviews
Humor one-shot about Dean/Cas. Originally written for a prompt on comment fic on livejournal, "For a guy who never talks you sure send some racy text messages." Set while angels and demons are looking for Dean since he is supposed to be a vessel,Season 5
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 87 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Plan B by
Aurilia reviews
Tag to ep 5.13. In a sudden flash of understanding, Sam finds himself with a really good idea.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Castiel and Slash Fiction by
JoyHeart reviews
Sam and Dean showed Castiel what slash fiction was. This was a mistake. Especially when Chuck publishes the Supernatural books that Castiel happens to be in, allowing fangirls to make a new slash pairing. Crack.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 134 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Jurisdiction by
Rinne reviews
NCIS encounter one of the Winchesters at a crime scene without realising it. COMPLETE
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Tony D., V. Henriksen - Complete
Swimming Lessons by
CleverDucky reviews
In which Ezio teaches, Altair refuses to learn, and Desmond contemplates destroying the bloodline.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Complete
RuneMaster by
Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 144,241 - Reviews: 3815 - Favs: 15,794 - Follows: 6,603 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Buttercream Icing by
songxbird reviews
Holmes/Watson Bromance. "Holmes," Watson interrupted. "This is hardly the time or the place to discuss the nature of my hygienic routine." Why did Watson stay awake after the duo was thrown in jail? To Holmes, the answer is obvious.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Complete
I Know You Know But You're Not Telling the Truth by
windscryer reviews
“Call me Shawn. I think it would be awkward for us to remain formal considering we almost entered into an extortion agreement just now.” No slash.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/26/2009 - S. Reid, Shawn S. - Complete
Are You Kidding Me! by
Sydelle Rein reviews
Another run in with pesky bandits puts Merlin and Arthur in a sticky situation, and Arthur is left gawking like an idiot at Merlin's escape strategy. No Slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 142 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
One Hobbit and an Elf by
Reason-Flower reviews
Legolas is never mentioned in The Hobbit, but presumably he was there . . . a series of encounters - well, one so far - that he might have had with Bilbo. Meant for idle entertainment only.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Legolas
Guns and Pineapples by
Kanae Yuna reviews
Never in his life did Carlton Lassiter imagine that Shawn Spencer would be saving his ass, but right here and right now, that was what the psychic was doing. Shawn has a secret, and he's not about to tell, but Gus is. No pairings
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 77 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Shawn S. - Complete
What's Your Name? by
Meatball42 reviews
You said you don’t have a name, but everybody has a name." How Eliot got his name.
Crossover - Psych & Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Shawn S., Eliot S. - Complete
A Magical World by
Miranda Flairgold reviews
Last fic in the trilogy! Demons invaded Earth intent on enslaving all magical life. But they miscalculated...the Earthling's magic is stronger than they suspected, and far more dangerous. Now the survivors regroup in the new magical world, to fight back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,170 - Reviews: 2029 - Favs: 3,823 - Follows: 3,978 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009
Carjacking by
CaffieneKitty reviews
Some cars have better anti-theft systems than others. Gen, Wee!chesters, Outsider POV. Rated T for language. (Winner of the February 2016 Flash Fiction/Preseries Award from Supernatural Monthly Fanfiction Awards)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The Knights Have a Thousand Eyes by
Stakeaclaim reviews
In which Arthur is out of sorts. His manservant leaves a lot to be desired, Morgana is scary, Merlin's 'luck' is becoming too noticeable, his knights need to learn some lessons, and they're beginning to act very strangely. Arthur blames Merlin. COMPLETE
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 74,232 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 2,151 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Cards by
quixotomy reviews
Ichigo is taken prisoner to Hueco Mundo. He is bored. He plays cards. Grimmjow is intrigued. Things degenerate from there. Crack!fic. :D
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,696 - Follows: 320 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Carry on by
sg2009 reviews
John's got a broken arm, Dean's fifteen years old and hurt, and the hunter they've teamed up with ends up reminding John of someone they know. There is some unexplained Sam time-travel in this story.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Weapons Master by
Jedi Sapphire reviews
The Rangers are expecting a new weapons master. When he arrives, they find him not quite what they bargained for.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,060 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Legolas, Halbarad - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by
LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 8,282 - Follows: 1,989 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Time Lords and Tour Guides by
Jessa L'Rynn reviews
Then one day, over a plate of chips, they suddenly became very interesting. A University lecture tour becomes an issue for the Doctor and Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/30/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Imitations by
Psychotype reviews
Two childish rebels, Rob and Timothy, have stolen Freeman's crowbar and glasses! It's all fun and games when you pretend to be Dr. Freeman for a night, until you find out you've been being watched. . .
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Complete
A First Time For Everything by
Hobbithearted reviews
Setting: pre-Black Mesa Incident. How an accident prone, laconic scientist and his wise cracking security guard side-kick might have met. And what kind of hijinks might have ensued. Barney's POV
Half-Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,820 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 10/15/2008
Ealdor by
shadowglove reviews
Sequel to While You Slept. AU. preslash. Two months after Arthur was taken Merlin saved a young druid boy, raising the five-year-old, and eight months later Arthur returns with his knights and Morgana. Merlin realizes who Arthur is, and Arthur has a plan.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,550 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Outside Help by
Goody reviews
Shawn and Gus are stumped on a robbery case so Shawn calls the best thief in the family for advice.
Crossover - Psych & Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Shawn S., Eliot S. - Complete
Two Coffees and A What by
FiveForFighting09 reviews
Gibbs looked at the two coffees and then at the bag once again. McGee could tell that Tony was doing his best to keep the smirk off his face and McGee prayed fervently that somehow DiNozzo would escape this encounter with all body parts intact.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
The Real Reason For The Marriage Law by
SevyLu reviews
Many years into the future, Minister Shacklebolt explains why a new law is necessary.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Kingsley S., Arthur W. - Complete
ID by
Mr. Iwantyourbody Muraki reviews
Lassi goes to the BAU to ID the body of his brother and Shawn tags along. I own Nothing
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Complete
The Maiden's trap Seven ways out by
magic207 reviews
Merlin and Arthur are trapped. there is only one way out. very smutty. seriously, just smut.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,410 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
A Hunter's Nephew by
kirallie reviews
ch12repostBtVS crossover. Eventual slash. Bobby Singer has a younger sister who happens to live in Sunnydale. Her son decideds to stop by for a visit during his roadtrip and meets the Winchester boys. Things progress from there.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,017 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - [Xander H., Sam W.] Dean W., Bobby S. - Complete
Sasuke is a Moron by
Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 303 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Don't Fear The Reaper by
She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
Harry defeated Voldemort at a cost. He eventually ends up in America, where, eight years after the defeat, he meets two brothers who fight the supernatural…. He certainly isn’t the one they are set to save either. Harry Potter crossover. Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,068 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Harry P., Sam W. - Complete
Soldier Boy by
gothraven89 reviews
AU. 18 yr old Sam Winchester doesn't go to Stanford like his Family thinks he did. Instead, he ends up at Parris Island and then the battle fronts of Iraq itself. This is the story of that Journey and after. Please REVIEW the longer the better
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 92,541 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Sam W. - Complete
Changes in a Time of War by
Miranda Flairgold reviews
Sequel A Second Chance at Life. Harry is training in bloodmagic/necromancy, he is becoming a basilisk with a thunderbird's soul, there's a plague in europe, demons are about to invade Earth, and Voldemort needs to die. Fae, vampires, new magics and school
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 343,956 - Reviews: 5507 - Favs: 5,844 - Follows: 3,131 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
Window by
Lady Salazar reviews
The eyes are the windows to the soul, but Harry knew something was up long before his eyes changed. HP/Naruto crossover, oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,271 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 371 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Half Life: Anomaly by
Beth Einspanier reviews
Gordon Freeman, smooth operator.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
An Uzumaki Amongst the Dunes by
pudgypudge reviews
Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,558 - Reviews: 4485 - Favs: 8,977 - Follows: 4,586 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by
RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 6,818 - Follows: 1,421 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
100 Ways To Get Killed By The Akatsuki by
PeinSaku reviews
The Akatsuki. With just those two words, an entire village could be brought to its knees, quivering and crying for mercy. Despite this, a dark secret hovered above these men - and woman. This motley crew was actually composed of...imbeciles. [Crack!fic.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
To Rivendel by
FrozenxWonder reviews
While guiding Sam, Pippin and Merry to Rivendel after Arwen takes Frodo, they run into an unexpected friend. movie based.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Why So Sirius? by
sparrowed reviews
Gordon messes around with the Joker. Harry Potter crossover ... sorta. A twoshot?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,842 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Sirius B., Joker - Complete
Rises the Flame by
peppymint reviews
A will of fire cannot be so easily denied. The continuing saga of Hiraku Kazama. Sequel to "From the Ashes."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,952 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 1,619 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Psychic, a Hunter, & a Werewolf Walk Into a Bar by
windscryer reviews
Shawn was just minding his business and playing some pool when his life took a sharp turn South. And he's not talking Georgia here. But at least it's good company. Pre-Series crossover with Supernatural. Gen. PYO ASR 1.
Crossover - Supernatural & Psych - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,815 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Dean W., Shawn S. - Complete
Slipping Through the Cracks by
kokoda2007 reviews
With the burden of hunting consuming their lives, John and Dean let their responsibility, for what should be their first priority, slip through the cracks. Pre-series. Sick Sam.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,071 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 86 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sam W., John W. - Complete
Radom Idiocy by
hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "Pity the new players on the SBPD team who have to learn about Shawn Spencer."
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Shawn S. - Complete
The Grass Is Always Greener by
kb0 reviews
During the second term of Harry’s sixth year, he ends up saving Daphne Greengrass from a fate worse than death. To repay him, she teaches him Occlumency and they get to know each other well enough to learn that labels are not always useful... HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 100,620 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 7,284 - Follows: 2,627 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Microwave Casserole Incident by
Valeria Lector reviews
The true story of what happened on that fateful day. You know the one...involving a certain microwave casserole. Rated K for violence involving exploding casseroles. Please read and review!
Half-Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
Monster in the Closet by
DellaVie reviews
When I told Dad I was afraid of the thing in the closet, he gave me a .45!" - Sam, Pilot.
Crossover - Monsters Inc. & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Randall B., Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The First Law of the Mithlantil by
EDelta88 reviews
How most of the story could have been avoided [Also, my first fic and hilariously terrible]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
From the Ashes by
peppymint reviews
After being left for dead, Naruto starts his new life, away from Konoha. Slight AU due to lack of specific information. Please read my Naruto Timeline, don't skip it. R&R Sequel is up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 29,981 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 2,578 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Good Geek, Bad Geek by
ceilidh65 reviews
A missing scene from Deception - just how did McGee make Geckler talk? Gibbs is about to find out. As always, I hope you enjoy, please R&R if you do!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Tim M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print by
nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 231 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Better than Oz's costume by
dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF where Xander picks a costume that actually outranks Oz's fourth season Halloween costume.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 217 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Xander H. - Complete
Hostage Situation by
Collegekid2006 reviews
There's a hostage situation at the SBPD involving everyone's favorite fake psychic.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
The screaming King and the naughty Elf by
Tiro reviews
Théoden stands by his son's grave when his mood is about to make a turn for perhaps the better.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Arkan Sonney by
windscryer reviews
“You be sure to put that on my headstone: Here Lies Dean Winchester. Died from a bite by a rare albino hedgehog. They aren't native to the area and it didn't have rabies because it wasn't FOAMING AT THE MOUTH!”
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Kindergarten Isn't Ready for Dean Winchester by
vanillafluffy reviews
It's Dean's first day of kindergarten, and his teacher doesn't like his attitude. Or his dad's. Wee!Dean. Warning for language.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Dean W., John W. - Complete
Gossip Queens by
opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 2,246 - Follows: 322 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
The God of Chaos by
Lady FoxFire reviews
SG-1/Buffy - When a god travels across several dimensions to ask Jack for a favor, will he turn him down or not. And exactly what is the favor?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,997 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 230 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Xander H., J. O'Neill - Complete
Master of the Zanbatous by
pudgypudge reviews
After defeating the Akatsuki and losing his sensei, Naruto is given the responsibility of being the Toad Sage. On his way from the battlefield he acquires two familiar swords that wish for him to become their master. And is Sakura falling for the blonde?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 152,130 - Reviews: 1962 - Favs: 3,422 - Follows: 1,612 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Prodigal by
isis-sg1 reviews
Shawn's secret is out and has no option but to leave town. It's a year later and the people that let him leave need his help, will Shawn come back?
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,765 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Donna's Decision by
Fayth3 reviews
Donna Noble wants to know why the Doctor hasn't gone to get Rose yet. Well, explain yourself!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 66 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Huh, So Where's the Fire by
bambers2 reviews
Dean's first twenty-four hours in hell...So, with everyone writing about Dean's death...I just couldn't resist going for the funny...Kel goaded me into it, well, not really twisting my arm as I loved writing it...thanks Kel!
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Dean W. - Complete
A Curious Rebel by
Noun of Nouns reviews
This is taken from Half-Life 2 Episode 2 When Gordon has to disable the Combine auto-turrets. If you stay in that room where the zombine bangs on the window long enough you hear a rebel ask Alyx if Gordon is her boyfriend. ONE-SHOT
Half-Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
Fuinjutsu by
Eleature reviews
A new seal made by Naruto malfunctions when it's challanged by Akatsuki's extraction ritual. Now Naruto has to deal with situations he'd never dreamed of before: a war, a demon attack, Orochimaru, spies and the paradox of his own existence. Timetravel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,367 - Reviews: 1970 - Favs: 4,396 - Follows: 4,352 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U., Torune
The Crowbar by
Meshakhad reviews
The reason for the Combine's invasion, and Gordon's survival, has been in Gordon's hand all this time. Well, it's also spent some time in Combine skulls. Oneshot, slight spoilers for Ep2.
Half-Life - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Complete
Cauterize by
Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1681 - Favs: 7,743 - Follows: 976 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
The Golden Fox by
Nyce456 reviews
After Naruto and company failed to return Sasuke, he was banished from the village. six years later, with the Akatuski and Sound defeated, The Cloud has declared war on the Leaf. Tsunade believes there is one person who can help, the Golden Fox himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 447,425 - Reviews: 4105 - Favs: 5,754 - Follows: 3,188 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Family Reunion by
JJ Rust reviews
During a family outing at the London Zoo, Harry has an unexpected encounter with Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia. But what happens when the Dursleys must deal with Harry's wife . . . Luna Lovegood!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,907 - Follows: 389 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Pretty boy by
Abandonedsrry reviews
Sokka and crummy pick up lines do not mix well, especially when they are used on Zuko. Sokka x Zuko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Naruto: Rise of the Lord of Foxes by
VFSNAKE reviews
AN: Don’t own Naruto and all that stuff or anything from other anime shows and stuff that’s not mine originally.Summary: The fight at the Valley of the End is over and Naruto has won the battle, but the war is far from over as Kakashi arrives on t
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 151,748 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 4,458 - Follows: 2,087 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Sniper by
DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 5,014 - Follows: 1,233 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Counterclockwise by
Georgina the Hyena reviews
Percy has lost all of his siblings and his father in the war. But with a cunning plan and illegal time travel, he may just get them back.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,231 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Percy W. - Complete
The Hazard Suit by
Some Guy567 reviews
Because some things don't make sense. T for swearing.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Poison's Birth by
peppymint reviews
Side Story to From the Ashes Origin fic for my O.C. Akira Dokuzo. Hope you enjoy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by
DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 4,838 - Follows: 1,186 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Don't Forget to Reload Doctor Freeman! by
Northeast reviews
Just a story about a friendly rebel who offers advice to everyone's favorite bespecled doctor. Please R'n'R and I hope you all like it.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
I Blame Iendil Ancawen Entirely by
crazyroninchic reviews
A Mary Sue is dropped into MiddleEarth with every intent to wreck havoc. Join one normal, canon abiding girl in her quest to stop the Sue. Poor Legolas...poor Frodo...poor Fellowship!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,030 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
Celestin by
Chosha Kurenai reviews
13 years after the dissappearence of the boy who lived, a dark wizard assassin has been killing former deatheaters. could this Celestin and the famous Harry Potter be one and the same?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,992 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Harry P.
Miles Before I Sleep by
SilverKitsune1 reviews
An AU where Sam never went to Stanford.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Hooey by
paperbkryter reviews
Two young hunters of evil get bored and one FBI agent pays the price.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,518 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury by
nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 234 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
How To Hit On A Chuunin by
nayru-kleinefee reviews
[KakaIru, GenRai] What could be the best way to pick Iruka up? Kakashi and others give it a try.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,444 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Inamorato by
firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 4,199 - Follows: 540 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Crap Job by
SciFiNutTX reviews
What happens when Sam & Dean stop in for supplies at a convenience store and find themselves in the middle of a robbery? OC POV. Complete.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 62 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Hunt For Harry Potter by
Rorschach's Blot reviews
A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1661 - Favs: 5,031 - Follows: 2,266 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Aphrodisiac by
Erandir reviews
What exactly did they put in Legolas’ wine? Aragorn is about to find, and out in the most unlikely way. Pure PWP.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
There's Something About Zaraki by
drakensis reviews
Hitsugaya has questions about Yachiru, but he wasn't expecting the answers.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 142 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Yachiru K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Toots by
nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 257 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
A ClawFilled WalMart Adventure by
Gina44144 reviews
Preseries, humor fic. The Winchesters try to leave WalMart. It doesn't go as planned.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
Security Procedures by
Honeyfish reviews
A cracky rewrite of chapter 116. Hanatarou exercises his acting skills. Byakuya is not amused.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Hanatarō Y., Byakuya K. - Complete
Pan Fried by
A-blackwinged-bird reviews
Wee!Chesters Christmas PWP. Oneshot.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Mettare by
Rhyselle reviews
In the last few days before the Fellowship leaves Rivendell, Boromir shares a Yule custom with Pippin and Merry. Happy Yule!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Boromir, Peregrin T. - Complete
Parent Teacher Conference by
Scarbie reviews
While undercover in the living world, Zaraki has to go to a parent teacher conference to discuss Yachiru’s interesting take on a class assignment.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 119 - Published: 11/19/2006 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
a break in time by
CetraGlow reviews
[AU] Timetravel. Dumbledore had it all wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 111 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
JUST ONE QUESTION by
Jenmay reviews
I know it's a silly question, but, come on! You've thought about it, haven't you? Haven't you? My first HalfLife fic.
Half-Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Complete
Killing Isn't Hard by
Pisces reviews
Gordon Freeman was very confused. [Oneshot]
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Complete
Ten Nonlinear Moves by
Sequitur reviews
Tony doesn't become team leader overnight. First, they have all have to watch movies, develop new neuroses, and make flowcharts.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 78 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
A Study of Prodigies by
H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka is known among teachers for being able to spot a prodigy without ever having seen them fight, and everyone has their own theories on how he does it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 112 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Iruka U. - Complete
Infamy by
peroxidepest17 reviews
20 myths and legends about Zaraki Kenpachi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 88 - Published: 7/26/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
By the Sword by
peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 2,459 - Follows: 324 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
A Second Chance at Life by
Miranda Flairgold reviews
When Voldemort’s assassins find him Harry flees seeking a place to prepare for the battle. Bloodmagic, wandlessmagic, necromancy, fae, a thunderbird, demons, vampires. Harry finds the strength & allies to win a war. Singularly unique fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 251,462 - Reviews: 4704 - Favs: 9,157 - Follows: 3,560 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
Outclassed by
WinterOfOurDiscontent reviews
Hatake Kakashi is a jounin. Umino Iruka is only a chuunin. But this time, Kakashi's outclassed. KakaIru, shonenai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,823 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Getting What We Want by
E. Clay reviews
I just wanted a grown Sam and Dean to be bratty to John one night while all three were stuck in a motel room.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Twenty Ways to Die by
Diva-esque reviews
There's more than one way to die. Each of the shinigami has learned this the hard way.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/11/2006 - G.S. Yamamoto, Hanatarō Y. - Complete
Make A Wish by
Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10982 - Favs: 19,459 - Follows: 6,405 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Call by
Cheryl W reviews
“Sammy, I think I totaled the Impala,” came Dean’s voice across the cell lines.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Complete
But Why a Spoon? by
paperbkryter reviews
Who me? Freaked out? Nah. A little post Nightmare ficlet
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Complete
Barbie by
WinchestersGirl reviews
What happens when Dean sleep walks? 'This is better then finding out you watch Oprah' as Sam would say...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Friendship Story by
Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 4,128 - Follows: 834 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Subject, Ruler, Finder, Wanderer by
Lady Smoothie reviews
AU, Pre HBP, sequel to HVSC: After the last battle, Harry finds himself in another world, one where werewolves are locked away in silver cages, he died as a baby, there is no Lord Azkaban or Heir of the Six, and he must battle Riddle once more… By Aerin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,715 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 12/4/2005 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Harry P., OC
The Fords of Isen by
LadyBranwyn reviews
Do the bonds of friendship endure beyond the grave? A Rohirric ghost story, written for annmarwalk's birthday.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Boromir - Complete
The Glimpse by
A-blackwinged-bird reviews
Dean finally notices... oneshot
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Complete
Death to Mary Sue by
Weesta reviews
Sam and Dean have a deadly encounter in a strange town.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Complete
All Save One by
LadyDeb1970 reviews
Based upon the movie, Return of the King. In Minas Tirith, Frodo's awakening led to the reunion of the Fellowship. . .all save one.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Frodo B., Boromir - Complete
Found in Translation by
Sequitur reviews
In which Tony gets hit on the head and starts speaking in tongues. Metaphorically, of course.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Tony D. - Complete
The Untitled Cheekquel Project by
nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,193 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 2,246 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Hero, Villain, Saviour, Conqueror by
Lady Smoothie reviews
AU, Pre HBP: In the summer after his fifth year, Harry is tried and sent to Azkaban. The catch: He's innocent. Follow Harry as he discovers his heritage... and all that comes with it. By Aerin. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 82,570 - Reviews: 1831 - Favs: 2,807 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by
Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 2,539 - Follows: 538 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Have You Got Any Stamps, Legolas? by
Eggo Waffles reviews
If there had been a way for Boromir and Faramir to keep up correspondence during the Quest, it might have sounded somewhat like this. A more humorous outlook on some of the darker aspects of the War of the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,637 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by
nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 4,340 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Harold by
Erestor reviews
A short, bizarre moment in the history of Rivendell: Glorfindel introduces Erestor to his sock puppet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
While they walked by
Unhobbity Hobbit reviews
During those days of non-stop walking, the fellowship must have had some pretty inane conversations, mostly started by the hobbits. I've written a few of them down.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,870 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/21/2004 - Published: 2/5/2004 - Peregrin T., Boromir
Partners in Crime by
slightlytookish reviews
In Rivendell, Merry and Pippin meet a future member of the Fellowship. Movie-verse. Written for Marigold's Challenge 8. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2004 - Complete
A Tough Nut to Crack by
Sue reviews
Movie-verse, post-RotK. A good-will gift from Harad arrives for Aragorn, and he, Faramir, and Eomer spend the better part of a summer afternoon trying to figure out how to open a coconut. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,082 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
The Care and Feeding of Hobbits by
Baylor reviews
Ruminations on the Little People by Boromir, Man of Gondor. NEW CHAPTER: HOBBIT CUSTOMS AND CELEBRATIONS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,649 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 11/17/2002 - Boromir, Peregrin T.
The New Defence Teacher by
eternata reviews
Written for a drabble challenge - "Let me introduce this year's Defence Against The Dark Arts teacher. Class, this is Col. Mustang." Crossover with Harry Potter. I have no excuse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 92 - Published: 6/5/2004
Funny by
The Rebellious Observer reviews
Yes, it was really funny, the way the twins locked Percy inside a pyramid during family vacation. Only, it wasn’t.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/11/2004 - Percy W.
No Living Man by
Elana reviews
In which the Witch King realizes that, for an inhabitant of Middle Earth, the knowledge that you cannot be harmed by any living man is no reason to get cocky.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Complete
Moments Say So Much by
Evadne reviews
The Fellowship sometimes has some trouble getting along
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/9/2004 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Gandalf, Frodo B.
Ties of Love by
Avon reviews
Boromir and Faramir and the ties which bind us. Boromir explains a Gondorian superstition to Pippin.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/2/2003 - Published: 7/9/2003 - Faramir, Boromir
What Does the 'J' Stand For? by
JKLB reviews
Remus J. Lupin's friends wonder what his middle name is. MWPP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
King of Men by
mnemosyne23 reviews
Movieverse. An explication of Aragorn's thoughts during his final scene with Boromir. Not slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2002 - Aragorn, Boromir