Hi There!!

Well it had been about 2 years since I had updated this..so I figured... might as well do a little house cleaning.

Where do I start...I'm 44 years old Ohio wife and baseball Mom in love with a 17 year old Vamp boy/Man.

Well, not really. I have discovered that my love for all thing Twilight has morphed into an unhealthy obsession with FF.

I no longer want to discuss Stephanie Meyers version but I want to meet and throw myself at the many "Wards" I have met and

fell in love with here on Fan Fiction.

Needless to say...I would sell my one and only child to have the opportunity to meet Robert Pattinson.

I secretly thank his parents every time I see a pic of him. Damn. That man is fine.

Speaking of said child...JR. Q (AKA...Michael) he is the reason I get up everyday. Seriously, I have to drive him to school...but anyway

he shares WAY to much of his life with me...but I cant complain...he has given me many, many, many ideas that have prompted the

perverted writing of High Anxiety.

High Anxiety?? Maybe you have heard of it?? It owns me. Literally. I Beta that Bitch... help with the funny and baseball scenes,

Esmom duties and write the outtakes.

EdwardsBloodType is my BFF and I dont know how to get through the day without talking to her at least twice.

She is the Master Mind behind it all..Im just her loyal flunky...but I wouldnt have it any other way.

We have a thread over on Twi for this story...come and visit with us...we are a bunch of pervy ladies...

mostly harmless but pervs none the less.

Yeah, I Twitter..or Tweet or Twat..what ever you want to call it.

Come and look me up under Suzyq402 (original, huh?)

In the mean time..check out the stories on my favs..I tend to fall into the AH category...so if thats your thing take a look-see.

Remember to thank the authors and tip your waitresses.

Im trying to think if there is anything else I should share...if I've missed something let me know. K??