Ithileonhide bio
 Author has written 7 stories for Stargate: SG-1, Mom's Got a Date With a Vampire, Harry Potter, V, 2009, Lost Girl, and Smallville. Name: Ithileon Favorite Books: I love to read (it's how I escape). Some of my favorites include Harry Potter, House of Night, The Inheritance Cycle, Narnia, and five books concerning Middle Earth Favorite Comic: Calvin and Hobbes, The Far Side, Mutts Favorite Movies: Avatar, The Lion King, Sands of Oblivion, and Pirates of the Caribbean Favorite TV Shows: Charmed, Firefly, Monster Quest, Stargate SG-1, V 2009 Favorite Video Games: Pokemon (for the record, I play for the plot, not the Pokedex). I also like Mario Bros, but it's more fun watching my brother play. Quotes: Life’s hard. Chocolate helps. Everyone Needs A Happy Place. Mine Is Reading A Book. SEARCHING FOR THE MEANING OF LIFE. But will settle for my car keys. PADDLE FASTER! I hear banjo music. Cats humor us because they know their ancestors ate ours. I’m going to face Bowser for the last time. Again! (My brother, while playing Super Mario Galaxy.) Updates: I'm new to writing fanfiction, but not to reading them. I have three ideas at the moment, and I've started two of them. I should have one posted soon. General Disclaimer: Any fic I write, unless I invent the character, is not mine. I'm just taking various forms of entertainment and making my own stories with them. SG-V May's ring: (Sorry that wasn't up earlier.) May's song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTCru8yfo34 May's cover story (hopefully I can explain this without confusing people): Jack is the foster father of two children, Daniel and Janet. Sam, Cam and Teal'c are siblings, Teal'c adopted due to civil war in his homeland. May decided as the only girl on the team, Sam had to be engaged to Daniel. Working with what she's got, Adria decided her mother and Cam would be married and she would be their daughter. |
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A Whisper of Light by kaiserklee reviews
But if memories must be removed, it would be even safer to remove them from Elsa. She couldn't harm someone who didn't exist to her. (AU: Instead of Anna, Elsa's memories are removed. After her long years of isolation, one day she happens upon a girl lost in the woods and weak from cold.)
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,240 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Olaf
The Monster They Fear by kaiserklee reviews
Elsa makes good on her word. When her palace of ice is assaulted and her life is threatened, she decides there is no more right, no more wrong. She kills for the first time, and she only feels free. (A different take on the battle between Elsa and the Duke's men.)
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Hans - Complete
Return of the Whiner by LornaCat reviews
3rd part of the V/Star Wars parody, a sequel to Hobbes' New Hope and The Visitors Strike Back! Hobbes' plan to woo Erica by shipping her with Lisa is almost complete...join the dark side, Erica! Just do it!
V, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Erica E., Kyle H. - Complete
Marcus's Secret Diary by roxypony reviews
UPDATED. A series of insights into the unexpectedly interesting life and times of everyone's favourite expressionless assistant to the High Commander. I try to follow the series storyline for the most part. Some OOC. Some crack. All fun.
V, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,055 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Marcus
Cookies and Cinnamon by meridian-rose reviews
Erica shares a Christmas tradition with Lisa, that of baking and decorating cookies, bringing them closer together and giving Erica hope. For the V Holiday Fic Fest prompt #25 Lisa Erica gen - baking
V, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Erica E., Lisa - Complete
That's The Eggnog Talking by roxypony reviews
MSD Top Secret Christmas Edition: A Secret Santa on the Mothership, an abundance of obnoxious decorations, a lot of Samuel singing, and Anna making a complete human of herself. Who better to keep everyone in line than our expressionless hero?
V, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,654 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Marcus, Anna
Visitors On Vacation by roxypony reviews
The Fifth Column decides they need a break from the stress of their job... However, the Visitors have had a very similar idea.
V, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,343 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011
Three Worlds Collide by dark dhampir reviews
What if Harry wasn't raised by the Dursleys at Number 4 Privet Drive? What if instead he was raised in the Sanctuary by the grandmother no one knew he had, Dr. Helen Magnus?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,982 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Helen M. - Complete
Comfort Only A Mother Can Give by Hollie47 reviews
Adria ends up losing all of her Ori powers on a New World and she runs into her Mother, Vala.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Vala, Adria - Complete
Thieving by LornaCat reviews
Another cracked out smut comedy starring Erica, Lisa, Hobbes & Ryan. The Three Musketeers of heisting meet their D'artagnan. Yeah, I took it there.
V, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,307 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Erica E., Lisa
The Visitors Strike Back by LornaCat reviews
a sequel to Hobbes' New Hope, a V/Star Wars parody in which Hobbes tells everyone about his Star Wars dream and the parts they all played in it. Yes, Erica Solo and Princess Lisa are still together.
V, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Erica E., Kyle H. - Complete
Pragmatic by meridian-rose reviews
There's a reason Hobbes knows another language or two
V, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Erica E., Kyle H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 4227 - Favs: 10,560 - Follows: 4,213 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Goblet of Fire by kyaru-chan reviews
Let's have a little FUN this year, shall we?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,416 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 3,400 - Follows: 1,021 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Prisoner of Azkaban by kyaru-chan reviews
A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren't talking about Uncle Fester?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,026 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 3,385 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Chamber of Secrets by kyaru-chan reviews
Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,236 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 3,600 - Follows: 834 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Sorceror's Stone by kyaru-chan reviews
A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 4,129 - Follows: 1,003 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste by kyaru-chan reviews
He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 5,297 - Follows: 1,805 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Sacrilege by meridian-rose reviews
Erica disguises herself as a nun to protect Jack at a clergy-Visitor function. She attempts to seduce Hobbes, who's initially happy to role-play. However when the tryst doesn't go as planned it's left to Jack to smooth things over for the sake of the team
V, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Erica E., Kyle H. - Complete
Like Heaven by shadowglove reviews
FEMSLASH. When Chloe bumps into Morgana at MetU she doesn't realize that that event will change her life and her opinion on Arthurian Legend.
Crossover - Smallville & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,648 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Chloe S., Morgana - Complete
Hobbes' New Hope by LornaCat reviews
Hobbes tells his 5th Column 'friends' about a dream he had. You know that episode of Muppet Babies where they imagine they're in Star Wars? Yeah, it's just like that... Contains silly femslash in the form of Erica/Lisa.
V, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Erica E., Lisa - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9410 - Favs: 24,082 - Follows: 9,577 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
32 Short Tales About Alagaesia by JoeMerl reviews
Angry gods. Weird shippings. Idiotic Ra'zac. Shades eating cheezeburgers. Come on, what more could you possibly want in an "Inheritance" fic? I mean, you know...besides character development or a plot? Chapter 28: "Screw You, Elves!"
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 38,357 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Eragon S., Arya
A Work of Highly Questionable Literary Merit by DeathbyChiasmus reviews
A 55-word metafanfic, in which Harry Potter and Jack Sparrow are forced to join forces against the forces of evil.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Harry P., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Light a Candle by Sara Wolfe reviews
Spending Christmas with the Kents.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,063 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Clark K./Superman, Kara/Supergirl
Things Not To Do At The SGC by gothfeary reviews
There are some things you just shouldn't do... And why did the third word in rule number two get censored? Fer cryin out loud! Now rerated to allow certain words.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,824 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 8/9/2006
Why Galbatorix is Lame by alsdssg reviews
Title is pretty selfexplanitory. I wrote it when I was bored so please don't take it as an insult to Eragon.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 37,502 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 7/28/2006
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The Phoenix Ascending reviews
While SG-1 investigates Smallville, Eve befriends an amnesiac Kara. Krypton and Celestis collide in a war of ideals, Lana must come to terms with being related to an alien and Chloe discovers Stargate Command. Turns out Earth isn't as alone as they thought . . .
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Smallville - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,861 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/8/2015 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Kara/Supergirl
Ride of the Valkyrie reviews
In which Tamsin's truck dies and she searches for a new one.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lost Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Tamsin - Complete
Seven Times Aife Saved Harry (And the One Time She Really Meant To) reviews
Alias Aife raises Harry and the consequences therein.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lost Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Complete
The Phoenix Reborn reviews
When SG-1 travels to Celestis to confront Adria, they don't leave empty-handed. Once again, rated for slight use of profanity.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,818 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 9/18/2013 - D. Jackson, OC - Complete
Death of the Phoenix reviews
Perhaps I'm reading into the kiss between Adria and Daniel in The Shroud more than I should. But at one point Adria does say she can see why Vala likes Daniel so much. So since Daniel and Merlin's plan requires time to complete, and having the favor of the enemy leader certainly can't hurt, they play along. It has consequences. Rated for mild language.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,738 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Adria - Complete
Dark World Rising reviews
In the aftermath of Dimitri, Chelsea Hansen wants to put the whole thing behind her and move on, but unseen forces move to suck her back into a world she wants no part of. As anyone who's had such an encounter can say, the supernatural world doesn't let go so easily. Will she free herself from the darkness, or adapt to it?
Mom's Got a Date With a Vampire - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,556 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013
SGV reviews
The rift was created, and on that day, the Ori were born. And so were their brethren the Ilvar. Now one of their children wanders among the Tau'ri in search of her place. This is her story.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & V, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,355 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Adria, Lisa