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The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 500,952 - Reviews: 2304 - Favs: 5,867 - Follows: 5,233 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Atlas by Kagaseo reviews
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I don't have chakra. I can't walk on walls, I can't breath fire, and I certainly can't make a clone of myself. Who cares? I'm awesome anyway." Can Naruto be a good ninja in a world where everyone BUT him has superpowers? Yes. Yes he can.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 187,252 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 2,296 - Follows: 2,198 - Updated: 5/9/2018 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Naruto U.
Tis Femina by Sythe reviews
Naruto had gone to his last battle with Madara fully prepared to die with his enemy. He did not think he'd be manipulated by old toad sages and thrown to the far past. He did not expect to wake up in the Senju clan compound either.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 191,745 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 3,824 - Follows: 3,627 - Updated: 11/30/2017 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Naruto U., Hashirama S., Madara U., Tobirama S.
Win Some, Lose Some by obsidian dreamer reviews
Bits and pieces are sometime the best things in life. Non-related Naruto oneshots, anyone interested in writing them into full stories is welcome to do so. Naruto/Many Anko, Yugito etc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 600,256 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 1,771 - Follows: 1,287 - Updated: 9/1/2017 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Splintered Dreams by Fairheartstrife reviews
A retelling of FFVII in a "What If" story where it is Cloud that dies on that rocky hill en route to Midgar and Zack that survives. Tifa x Zack. For note: Rating has been changed to M
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 193,738 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Tifa L., Zack F.
Fakers! by TheGreatHibiki reviews
It was a bad joke, one heard from her mother that brought about a great change in both her own life, and the life of a man who became her most precious person.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 73,029 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 1,712 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 3/15/2016 - Published: 1/16/2011 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] - Complete
On the symbiotic relationship by hundredacresky reviews
Somehow they ended up doing everything backwards. Ino/Shikamaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,317 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/7/2016 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Shadows of Konoha by Amora Journeys reviews
Naruto Uzumaki is one of the strongest ninja in the world today. But everyone has their limits. Can he survive ANBU or will it defeat him first?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 513,454 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Iga Naruto by tibo reviews
Naruto, guided by a presence from the past, discovers a personal connection to a ninja clan long since lost to history. In a world shaped by endless war and constant bloodshed, can Naruto find a way to stop the cycle of hatred and free the world from the echoes of the past? Naruto /Mystic eyes. Intelligent, strong, grey Naruto. Naruto/Multiple women.
Crossover - Naruto & Basilisk - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 236,110 - Reviews: 1785 - Favs: 3,490 - Follows: 3,152 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Naruto U.
The Empty Cage by Rathanel reviews
AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 373,732 - Reviews: 1923 - Favs: 2,935 - Follows: 2,596 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama
The Hunter by Kur0Kishi reviews
A certain blonde that isn't very good with staying within the rules, a wild card; the Joker. A black haired swordsman that hides a checkered past and fears underneath his black cloak. A girl that is just looking for a way out of the prison named AINCRAD joins them on a journey with their lives in the balance. SAO, a reality that is defined by one's sword.
Crossover - Naruto & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 97,792 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 1,672 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Naruto U., Asuna/Asuna Y.
The Cost of Living by livezinshadowz reviews
My response to pudgypudge's Jiongu challenge. Watch as Naruto is mentored by Kakuzu to become a powerful ninja and bounty hunter, and follow him as he discovers that his new life requires a payment in blood to live successfully. Jiongu!Naruto; Naruto/Fū. Sequels up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 199,952 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 2,989 - Follows: 1,925 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - [Naruto U., Fū] Kakuzu, Akatsuki - Complete
Consequences of an Honest Enemy by Bleedndreamz reviews
What if Naruto chose to stay and fight Sasori instead of chasing off after Deidara and Gaara? A story where Sasori opts to give Naruto the cold honest truth about his shinobi training, then giving him the knowledge that allows him to redeem it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,716 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 2,812 - Follows: 2,610 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Naruto U., Ayame
Possession by Mayonaka no Ame reviews
Sorceresses and Knights, when together, kill people. This has always been a fact of history. Love doesn't create exceptions. In fact, love could make it worse. He would do anything for the chance to change her fate.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 140,746 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Squall L., Rinoa H.
Lost soul by LD 1449 reviews
The eve after Kyuubi's attack, Konoha is low on strength. The council agrees to turn Naruto into a living weapon. But years later, after Sarutobi's death, will Konoha's weapon continue to defend it? Or will he poise his blade to carve out their throats?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 117 - Words: 586,123 - Reviews: 11124 - Favs: 6,678 - Follows: 4,124 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Dealing with the Heat by pharaoh-90 reviews
Stuck in the desert while waiting on a delivery, Tenten gets fed up with the heat. Lemon-ish, some plot, otherwise PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,062 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Seguleh by Tehol.Beddict reviews
In the aftermath of the failed Sasuke retrieval mission, a hardened Naruto decides to follow in the footsteps of a woman he could look up to rather than a womanizing pervert. Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,297 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
The Mysterious Disappearance of Uzumaki Naruto by Syroc reviews
The title is pretty self-explanatory. Naruto vanishes without a trace one day. Sakura asks Sasuke to look for him. What follows is something that nobody could expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,751 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Even When he Smiles by AppleCoreCandyBox reviews
Secrets can be kept for only so long, especially those that are gift wrapped in an disarming smile. :cutting, self-abuse themes, no yaoi pairings: DISCONTINUED DUE TO PERSONAL TROUBLES
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 149,473 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ladies, Ladies, Ladies by Sub-Zero879 reviews
A Necromancer, one step from becoming a demon himself, is forced into saving Sanctuary from the Prime Evils, starting at the Rogue Encampment. But he's just a bard, and some of those demons are... quite attractive. Harem. Serious-parody. Warning: lemons.
Diablo - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 199,556 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - [Necromancer, Blood Raven, Andariel, Rogue] - Complete
Wild World by HowdyU reviews
Salvation from chaos or ashes and dust from the whole of creation? Which will Naruto choose when the world is his playground? He should be careful though - he isn't the only one playing the game.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,996 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Naruto U.
Rising upon the Frosted Heavens by Andoryu-sama reviews
DISCONTINUED...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 105,778 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Tuebor by Hugplx reviews
He had two friends in the entire world. One betrayed him and the other disappeared. His desire was to always protect those who couldn't protect themselves, but now he's finding it hard to stay motivated, yet still, he remains strong. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,911 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 1,139 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
The Unorthodox Arts of War by hundredacresky reviews
The ancient, time-honoured learned art of seduction was an important rite of passage for kunoichi. This was all very good and well... Ino just really, really wished they could switch partners. Ino/Shikamaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,122 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N.
Folly by AKKON reviews
A man, trying to face a heritage he's fought long to deny. A woman, trying hard to forget. Human foolishness, that is. LCKT, past AoD.
Tomb Raider - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 77,631 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 5/7/2005 - Complete
Get low, Naruto! RW! by Meinos Kaen reviews
A.W.C.B.G.L.T., as in Annual Wave Country Beach Games and Limbo Tournament. It’s the closest thing the ninja villages have to a vacation. And the leaf is going to be there, of course! Expect madness and Anko in a GString! REWRITE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,669 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Naruto U.
Forged in Darkness: A Dark Brotherhood Tale by Raven Studios reviews
Sarielle left home and walked straight into the arms of the Dark Brotherhood. Now with a traitor threatening the only family she can belong to, Sarielle finds herself one of two who can stop the traitor. Rated T for adult themes, violence, and language.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 258,218 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Lucien L., Vicente V., Mathieu Bellamont - Complete
Livewire by Case13 reviews
The difference between Love and True Love isn't much... except for that 'Even Unto Death' part. Naruto, caught between love, death and his team, can't decide which is the most vexing. Not yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,609 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Naruto U.
Ink: Remixed by bmw.remixed reviews
Being Hokage meant upholding the village’s honor and traditions. ::Tsunade::
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Tsunade S. - Complete
Kiss and Yell by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
In which everyone finds out more about the Sexy no Jutsu than they EVER wanted to know and Naruto and Ino realize that violence is the spice of life. NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,824 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 391 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Fudge it! by SeikoTuNeR reviews
No one ever told Naruto ANBU training was going to be easy. But he joined anyway but now he wants out. But you don't just leave without any repercussions..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Shizune
Altered Reality : Final Fantasy VII by Luminus Prime reviews
In a world where religion has divided humanity by conflict, lies and deceit run deep, and the true nature of the war is buried. Join Cloud Strife and his unfortunate party as they stumble across the truth and uncover the reality behind the lies.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 158,593 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Complete
The Indirect Approach by The Sh33p reviews
On the eve of the Chuunin Exams, during his training with Jiraiya, Uzumaki Naruto is going to learn the hard way that some enemies just can't be beaten without use of a more... Indirect approach...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,850 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/20/2005 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Foxhound by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Discontinued. After his training with Jiraiya is interrupted by an Akatsuki attack, Naruto makes a dangerous gamble with the Kyuubi in order to survive. AU after manga 238.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 239,130 - Reviews: 1886 - Favs: 2,688 - Follows: 1,872 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Slouching Toward Bethlehem by theharshlightofday reviews
The Cubiculum Nephili was destroyed, along with the future of the Nephilim race. Or was it? Lara and Kurtis soon find themselves pulled into a dark world of death, betrayal and an ancient evil which threatens to cover the earth in eternal darkness. LCxKT.
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 60,453 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Lara Croft, Kurtis - Complete
Impasse by Geno Calamari reviews
Some thoughts on you and her before I kick your ass. Naruto POV, One-Shot. Spoilers for manga 219
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/21/2004 - Complete
Cadet Days by Larathia reviews
This is a collection of short stories about Squall's days at Garden - from his arrival to the graduation ball. I don't write them in any particular order, but I've chaptered them in chronological game-time order. NEW: 'Thunderbird' - Squall gets a Guardia
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,261 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/2/2001 - Published: 5/2/2001