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HIYA!

Tis' Dusk Neko4 here talking about stuff...

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1 scary way to break up

this is so wrong...so it just kinda freaked me out. I dont really believe this but i am superstitous. :( SOOO SCARY!! Click here to I dont believe this, but i got goose bumps. A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!! One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important. Sarah could have sworn he was going to prupose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled "I am breaking up with you, you awful ...!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ...life! DUMB...!!" He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub. Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder. Later that week, Sarah's exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said "Goodbye Jason." She cut his throat before he could scream. If you do not repost this with "1 scary way to break up", you are a heartless ...and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died you have 13 minutes! Repost this or you will die! add a discription. scared the hell outta me.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you read the chant you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this into your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded...

Now thats over...

List 12 of your favorite Naruto Characters

(Not in any particular order)

1. Hinata

2. Tobi

3. Naruto

4. Gaara

5. Temari

6. Haku

7. Gai sensei

8. Zetsu

9. Minato

10. Kiba

11. Itachi

12. Sasori

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

(Itachi, Haku) OH GAWD!! If that exists, the sick minded person who made it is...sick minded!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

(Gaara) Omg... he is so hot... scale of 1-10...9.8

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

(Sasori, Zetsu) I would say..."Intresting" then shoot myself...

4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?

(Minato) Several...

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

(Haku, Tobi) HakuTo?...Oh god.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

(Temari, Minato or Temari, Kiba) TemaKib, at least they are both alive...

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

(Gai walked in on Tobi and Sasori) He would record it and call it a fine example of youth...

8. Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

(Naruto, Kiba) Oh, umm...:It was a hot day, and a certain Jinchuriki was taking shade in a strange bar...unbeknownst to him it was a gay bar and...yeah.

9. Is there anything as such as a One/Eight fluff?

(Hinata, Zetsu) Yeah probrably...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Tweleve Hurt/Comfort fic.

(Gai, Sasori) Shit, no.

11. What kind of plot would you use for Four to de-flower One?

(Gaara, Hinata) ^^ Shit, no.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

(Naruto)Nope...just me

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

(Itachi)Idk.

14. Does anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

(Tobi, Gaara, Temari)I hope not... .

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

(Kiba) OFF WE GOOOO-A! Idk.

16. If you wrote a song fic about Eight, what would you choose?

(Zetsu)Omg easy! Black or white by Orochima-- I mean M.J. (Rest in peace)

17. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Seven?

(Kiba, Gai) I'll show you the full extent of my youth... I feel sick..

18. How emo is Two?

Are you stupid?

19. One and Seven are in a happy relationship until Seven runs off with Four. One, broken hearted, has a hot one night-stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three.

Hinata and Gai are in a happy relationship until Gai runs off with Gaara. Hinata, broken hearted, has a how one night stand with Itachi and a breif unhappy affair with Sasori, then follows the wise advice of Temari and finds true love with Naruto!! Yay for NaruHina!

'Tis 'bout time for a BRAIN FART!

Yes, you heard right. I'm not even sure what a brain fart is but its just another word in my vocabulary for brain storm.

FANFICTION IDEAS.

NOTE: To all of the people who gave me their stories to adopt: I'm sorry but my computer deleted all of it. Every. Single. Bit. I'm sorry.

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Friend by TheBlackEwe reviews
When a girl moves to Konoha with her family, joins a strange team of Genin, deals with weird clients, finds an insane cat, and develops a reluctant crush on one of her teammates, only adventure can follow. Follows canon from 1-698 with some changes (Added female fight scenes and character development, Neji lives, OC is present etc.). Alternate ending.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 410,353 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 4/10/2018 - Published: 12/30/2009 - [OC, Sasuke U.] - Complete
The Unexpected by DianneRose2016 reviews
What happens when the one person you need to stay dead comes back from the grave. WARNINGS: CHILD ABUSE, VIOLENCE, SEXUAL CONTENT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 49,135 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/19/2017 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Silent As The Grave by DianneRose2016 reviews
Some people will do anything it takes to get out of debt even sell their own flesh and blood. High school is hard enough throw in bullies, a sex club, a nosy counselor and you get hell. Oh ya plus he's a mute it's hard being Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,929 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/19/2017 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Kiba I. - Complete
Living Life Over by Kistelle reviews
"You can see where I'm going with this right...?" Silence. More silence. "Congradulations on being 5 years old again!" And with that, Naruto – for the second time that day – screamed. M for language etc.. Multi pairings and pranks galore. PLEASE R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 68,365 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Naruto U.
In Between by DoubTrust reviews
"Didn't you always want to molest Naruto?" Sasuke snorted at Itachi's question. How he wished he could do that right now. Only problem; Naruto had no recollection of him or his life in the Ninjaverse. Trust Sasuke to put a weapon against the unsuspecting blonde's throat instead, after finally reuniting with him in the human world. SasuNaru. Full summary inside. SemiAU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,251 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Fifth Element: On Tour by SilverEyeShinobi reviews
Trapped in their house from the insane popularity, The Fifth Element decides to take action and go on tour. A universe of troubles awaits them, and the return of a certain rival... NejiTenten, SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaTema, ItachixOC. THIS IS A SEQUEL!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 60 - Words: 276,561 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Silent Howls by Darks00 reviews
Father/son relationship of Sasuke/Kakashi. Sasuke becomes self-abusive. Kakashi wants to save him, but Sasuke doesn't want to be saved...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,264 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
25 steps to get it through the baka's head by rosetteluv3 reviews
NaruHina! takes place after manga 437. Its long, and full of "Awwwe" moments. Chapter 17 is now here! This story has been abandoned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,571 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Scrumdidileeumptious by BitterSweetCrimson reviews
[SakuxAkatsuki AU] She was a freshman and they were juniors but when insanity became reality, love and lust mix strangely, and life starts falling apart, lines typically get blurry. New philosophy: Don't look back. Kick some ass. And get the guy... guys* [Rated for language only. Currently updating all chapters, will complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 194,970 - Reviews: 3023 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Online! by Juura99 reviews
Naruto is hooked on an MMORPG game. He has tons of friends there and spends almost all his free time playing. However, he's never met a single friend in person. He doesn't mind, but then one of them wants to meet him in person. What should he do? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,362 - Reviews: 2247 - Favs: 1,631 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Cheater by Vitty Rose reviews
Cheater's deserve nothing but the worst, but there is some good when you meet a new man because of it. SasuNaru lemon Continuing!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,139 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
CherryBomb: Hearts Away! by Kami-Inu reviews
AU. Yamanaka Ino was an average, albeit lonely high school student, who one day discovers an ability to see what others cannot. She also comes face to face with death - but is saved, by a wild demon hunter named Haruno Sakura. And so, it begins. Shojo-Ai/Yuri.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 103,031 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 9/23/2008 - [Ino Y., Sakura H.] - Complete
Heart of Gold by xXTheCrypticCrayonXx reviews
Five years ago, Naruto's parents were murdered. Now, blamed and ostracized, he has to face his innermost fears and learn how to trust those who love him once again. SasuNaru, AU, OOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,343 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
26 Shorts Featuring SaiSakura by rubyxblade reviews
26 one shots. Each is based on seemingly random words A to Z. Featuring Sai/Sakura hopefully will have a bit of everything by the time it's done! *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,821 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
School Is Prison by ApplesAreForever reviews
Hinata is hated at school for being herself. This made her into the shy, stuttering girl we all know. One day she meets Naruto who treats her differently. Why is he being so nice? Will Hinata make new friends? Will this year be different? READ IT!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,620 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Dear Kazekage by Maerchen Freunde reviews
Gaara and Hinata become pen-pals. Will their correspondence lead to deeper things? Or are these two shy people only able to express themselves on paper? Gaara/Hina, Shika/Temari, Naru/Saku, and others. Rating for language and adult situations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,809 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Sasuke's Prank by Chaotic Brian reviews
Sasuke prank calls Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Suna's Mental Asylum by Bluefire Rose reviews
Gaara is placed in the mental asylum because no one believes the Shukaku is real. They think that is only in ancient stories told to kids to scare them into behaving. Aoihi Akatsuki is assigned to Gaara. Aoihi is out to deem him Sane in any means.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,329 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Gaara
Torturing Jiriaya by dragonzap93 reviews
A new Show to torture Jiraiya. Check it out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Jiraiya
Noble Blood by PAINisGOD reviews
This is a NaruHina with eventual LEMONS! :P ... bear with me, its my first story :P This is set where only a select few know if naruto's parentage.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,589 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Fifth Element by SilverEyeShinobi reviews
After befriending the band members of The Fifth Element, Tenten and her friends are dragged into the bands problems with a rival band causing a hell of trouble, as well as Neji's struggle with his uncle. NejiTen, ShikaTema, NaruHina, SasuSaku, ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,431 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Parody no Jutsu! by TeenageNeko reviews
UP FOR ADOPTION.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,002 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Gaara, Akatsuki
What the heck is wrong with the Akatsuki? by TeenageNeko reviews
The Akatsuki are acting strange, and poor Itachi isn't getting out without a mental scar. CRACK FIC SO MUCH CRACK IT'LL MAKE YOUR EYES BURN!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Deidara is the Best! by Funky Bracelet Chick reviews
Yupp. Deidara is the best. At least, in my point of view he is. This is a random list I came up with as to WHY he is the best because SOMEONE wanted me to prove it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Deidara - Complete
Friends Are Forever by oceanmoon reviews
Will something that started as friendship, and then went to a one-sided crush, ever evolve into something more?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,638 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
A New Day for Hinata by Kakashi's Missing Icha Book reviews
-ON HOLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE- a story my friend started before he died and i am now finishing it for him what will happen when Naruto returns from his trip with ero-sennin and finds that chaos has manifested itself in in konoha and Hinata cracks, R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Birthday Party by shizuke reviews
Sasuke and Itachi have to get dates in time for Sasuke's birthday party. Let the seduction of Uzumaki Naruto and Hyuuga Neji begin. SasuNaru ItaNeji, slight AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,443 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 3/19/2006
Life's Little Changes by ladywolfTerri reviews
Naruto didn't think he needed a tutor, that is until Kakashi got one for him. SasuNaru. Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,078 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Question Game by aznanime-eyes reviews
Lee challenges, Neji loses. Now, Neji must do Lee's bidding for one month. [NejiSaku, SOME LeeSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,488 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 6/11/2005