UPDATE: Yes, hello. I am still alive. I will no longer be posting on this account. I will be under the same name on AO3. I have no idea how writing and updating will go, but I will try my best since I do miss writing. I will make an update on HTKK so more people will hopefully see it.

Name: MaXdana マックスダナ

Real Name: ...

Gender: I am female.

Age: Old.

Location: My computer.

Animes: Fruits Basket, Death Note, Naruto and Naruto Shippuden, Ouran High School Host Club, Hellsing, Dogs: Bullets & Carnage, Vampire Knight, Fullmetal Alchemist, Inuyasha, Spice and Wolf, Junjo Romantica, FLCL, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Hetalia: Paint it White, The Mystic Archives of Dantalian, Sekai Ichi Hatsukoi, Black Jack, Ghost Hunt, Spirited Away, Whisper of the Heart, The Cat Returns, My Neighbor Totoro, Porco Rosso, Ponyo, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, Princess Mononoke, Howl's Moving Castle, Kiki's Delivery Service, Summer Wars, Durarara!!, Black Blood Brothers, Elfen Lied, No.6, World's Greatest First Love, Mushi-Shi, Darker Than Black, Hakuouki, Say "I love you", Monster, The Wolf Children Ame and Yuki, Attack on Titan, Free!

Mangas: Fruits Basket, Death Note, Naruto and Naruto Shippuden, Alice in the Country of Hearts, Hellsing, Dogs: Bullets & Carnage, Vampire Knight, Fullmetal Alchemist, Pandora Hearts, Beast Master, Dengeki Daisy, Vampire Game, Fullmetal Alchemist, Skip Beat, Black Butler, Bakuman, Shugo Chara, Inuyasha, Wild Ones, Honey Hunt, D. Gray-Man, School Rumble, Blue Exorcist, Wolf Guy, Border, Pinnocchio, The Cain Saga, Godchild, The Dreaming, High School Debut, Spice and Wolf, Dark Metro, Durarara!!, The Fairy and the Earl, Alice in the Country of Clover: Bloody Twins, Ghost Hunt.

Authors: L.M. Montgomery, J.K. Rowling, Edgar Allan Poe, and Diana Gabaldon.

Movies: Labyrinth, The Dark Knight, The Silence of the Lambs, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Phantom of the Opera, Beauty and the Beast, The Avengers, Thor, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Amadeus, Sleepy Hollow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl, Treasure Planet, Watchmen, The Hobbit, Fargo.

T.V. Shows: The Walking Dead, Downton Abbey, Sherlock, North and South, Hannibal.

Games: Professor Layton, Assasin's Creed, Skyrim (The Elder Scrolls), Silent Hill, Uncharted, Heavy Rain, Dragon Age: Origins.

Bands: My favorite band of all time is Guns N' Roses. I practically listen to all types of music, excluding country and including classical. A band I really love at the moment is The Baseballs. If you haven't heard of them before, I highly recommend you look them up.

Characters I Adore: L Lawliet, Deidara, The Akatuski (it's impossible really to only pick one), Britain, America, France, The Mad Hatter, The Phantom, Badou Nails, Heine Rammsteiner, Kyo Sohma, Edward Elric, Alucard, Shizuo Heiwajima, Izaya Orihara, Jack Sparrow, Severus Snape, Sirius Black, Graverobber, Hannibal Lecter, Willy Wonka, The Joker, Beast (Prince Adam), Loki Laufeyson, Thor Odinson, Grell Sutcliff, Altair Ibn La Ahad, Ezio Auditore Da Firenze, Connor Kenway (Ratonhnhaké:ton), Professor Layton, Anton, Vilkas, Nathan Drake, Victor Sullivan, Ginko, Kazuya Shibuya (AKA Naru), Rorschach, Jim Hawkins, John Silver, Norman Jayden, Gaear Grimsrud, Levi, Jean.

... Just to name a few.

Pairings I Love from Naruto: DeiSaku, DeiHina, ItaSaku, ItaHina, GaaHina, GaaSaku, KisaHina, HidaSaku, KakuIno, DeiIno, MadaSaku, MadaHina, PeinKonan, SasoSaku, SasoHina, ShikaTema, ZetsuIno. And I wouldn't say I dislike any pairings. I'll read just about anything. Excluding Yuri and some Yaoi.

Pairings I Love from Hetalia: UK/US, FrUK, FrUS, PruHun, Germancest, RusAme, GerIta, Dennor.

Current Obsession: Richard Armitage.

I, MaXdana, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regarless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the review revolution!

MaX's Reading Corner

If you happened to stumble upon this, check out at least one of these great fics.

-YouStoleMySocks' Journey Underground, which is a Labyrinth multi. chapter fic.

-Onileo's first KisaHina fic Hummingbird, and the one she is currently working on Submerged.

-korinara's (formally known as Fallacy) multi. chapter DeiSaku fic Found.

-Wyntermute's multi. chapter DeiSaku fic Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond.

-grainofsand's multi. chapter fic Demon Dance. A GaaraHina.

-tranquilwriter's multi. chapter fic Divinity, which is a ItaHina.

-AkaYukiBloodySnow's multi. chapter fic The One With the Green Thumb. A ZetsuIno.

MaX's Stories

Update: 9/8/2013 I feel so awful for taking so long to update... I'm the worst author ever D:

This is the bible of fanfiction.

Solecism: noun A nonstandard or ungrammatical usage, as unflammable and they was.

Quotes...

"I despise a world which does not feel that music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosphy." -Ludwig Van Beethoven

"No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is a wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick." -Erma Bombeck

"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Woman can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships." -Gilda Radner

"A book is a gift you can open again and again." -Garrison Keillor

"Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'" -Conan O'Brien

"A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something." -Frank Capra

"Books are a uniquely portable magic." -Stephen King

"Fiction is the truth inside the lie." -Stephen King

"When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why God? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off.'" -Stephen King

"I hope some day to make you all a cup of cofee. Alright, peace." -Johnny Depp

"I would do anything Tim [Burton] wants me to. You know - have sex with an aardvark... I would do it." -Johnny Depp

"The first half of our lives are ruined by our parents and the second half by our children." -Clarence Darrow

"I never let schooling interfere with my education." -Mark Twain

"I have great faith in fools - my friends call it self-confidence." -Edgar Allan Poe

"It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what is the most painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let the person know how you feel." -Unknown

"I wasn't really alseep. I was just meditating on unconciosness." -Unknown

"Rose are red; violets are blue; when I think of you, my writing comes out corny." -Unknown

Do not click this. Even though you are dying to know what it will do, listen to the link.