CertifiedNutsohide bio
 Author has written 5 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Robert Langdon series, Reservoir Dogs, Vampire Knight, Twilight, and Con Air. I have an unhealthy obsession with zombies, super-villains & Quentin Tarantino films. Movies; Reservoir Dogs/Con Air/Desperado/Batman/The Avengers/LOTR/Labyrinth/Pan's Labyrinth I like writing (duh) & art :) Tweet me; @CertifiedNutso http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwZx-udWuxI&hd=1 !! All of my stories are now active! Yay! Though the rate of updates will fluctuate from week to week. I got a job with hours which are always changing so yeah :) !! |
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Newly Created HIATUS by xxyangxx2006 reviews
HIATUS How is a Shinigami made? Why they are created from the souls that are meant to die, but left something unfinished in life. When a new Shinigami needs a teacher, she is sent to the Undertaker. How will the crazy mortician react to her?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,210 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 4/28/2011 - [Undertaker, OC]
I Won't Say It by Melora Maxwell reviews
After the little incident with Hercules, Hades has been repaid on the scales of cosmic justice by finding Persephone, goddess of rebirth and woman of his dreams. Interlude: 'I am officially the most comfortable goddess in existence right now.'
Hercules - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 151,517 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 12/10/2017 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Hades, Persephone
Unforgettable by CutieBelle26 reviews
They said they had to erase my memory, that I knew too much. But I woke up the next morning. And I remembered EVERYTHING. (Contains OCs. Sorry.) COMPLETED! :D
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 58 - Words: 66,815 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 1/5/2011 - [Hanabusa A., OC] - Complete
Bane's Lullaby by Narrie reviews
When Rayna is presented with Bane, she did not see him for the monster most saw him to be. As Rayna starts to construct the mask that would soon cover his entire face, he starts to see Talia for the monster she is and decides that she is no longer worthy of his protection and that she is no longer the innocent child from the prison but he soon decides to protect another. Bane/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,337 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Bane
The Golden Age Of Rapture by Michelleeeeeeeee reviews
1947, the year Rapture welcomed some of its most prized minds and citizens. Millie Thompson was nothing of that sort, if anything she was special because of her relationships with the high and mighty. She was normal, plain, a wallflower, and a child, yet she still managed to stay in his mind. Isn't only natural that Dr. J.S Steinman would want to find out why?
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,881 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Dr. J.S. Steinman
Of Roses and Angels by RedFluffyBanana reviews
The sheltered existence of a Little Sister. The world of Rapture, through their eyes, is one of majesty and comfort. In reality, it is something much darker. One-shot.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Complete
A Transgression Most Welcome by Paper Pearls reviews
Nobody can maintain total control of their feelings, no matter how vigilantly they guard their heart. Not even Mad-Eye Moody. Warning: CrossGen. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,209 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Alastor M., N. Tonks - Complete
Wings of Luck by Shoysrock reviews
A fanfic of Don Bluth's Thumbelina! Mr. Beetle is alive and well, and feels empty without his wings and Thumbelina...but a drink at the bar changes all as he rediscovers hope and learns a valuable lesson about treating women right...T for mild pervetednes
Thumbelina - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,397 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 10/1/2008
After the Mile by Amymimi reviews
My very own sequel to The Green Mile! John Coffey's execution brings about problems for the guards at Cold Mountain..namely, Percy, on the other side of the bars!
Green Mile - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,467 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 4/12/2002 - Complete
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The Hunter and the Hunted reviews
Maya is the sister of Kaien Cross, headmaster Of Cross Academy and ex-vampire hunter. How will her life turn when she falls for a certain blue eyed vampire & how will she react when an old love returns? Crappy summary but please give it a chance x Rated M for scenes of graphic violence at stages
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,078 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Hanabusa A., Toga Y.
I Just Want You To Know Who I Am reviews
After rushing to help an injured man, Emilie is whisked into the world of organised crime, becoming a favourite of the one and only Mr Pink. But can he bring himself to even tell her his name? The story of how Garland Greene evolved from professional thief 'Mr Pink', to renowned mass murderer 'The Marietta Mangler' & the girl caught in the middle.
Crossover - Reservoir Dogs & Con Air - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012
Love Without a Heartbeat reviews
He noticed her instantly. Stood motionless, awaiting her death. Welcoming it. To be surprised is a rare gift indeed. AroXOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Aro
A Far Cry From Innocence The Joker reviews
After waking up in Arkham Asylum after being kidnapped, Alexandra meets The Joker. A Gotham criminal whom she helps escape. Psycho ex-boyfriends, psycho girlfriends & psycho love-interests. We're all mad here.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,839 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Joker, J. Crane
Deliver Us From Evil reviews
Following the events of The Davinci Code & then afterwards. After spending the best years of their lives together, Kimberley & Silas' relationship faces its hardships. Can they get through this together & finally accept their feelings for one another? - I know, the summary isn't that great but I promise the story is better :
Robert Langdon series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Silas, Bishop Aringarosa