I'd give you my name but my friends somehow found out that I wrote fan fiction and have been trying to search my name for the past month, thinking it would be about Star Wars and how I will forever be in love with Obi-Wan Kenobi. If only they also knew my love for Gary Oldman and Alan Rickman.

I have a cool dad complex. All my fan fictions have been about the daughters of kick ass dudes.

I like punk, indie, and electro.

Shows: Mighty Boosh, the L Word, Stella, Arrested Development. (I gave up television for lent... good thing all my favorite shows get cancelled.)

Movies: Star Wars, Trainspotting, Interstate 60, I Heart Huckabees, Into the Wild, Amelie, Legend of Drunken Master.

I can't write worth crap, so when I get reviews specifically stating how seriously angry they are that I can't write, I laugh.

For being a grammar nazi, I forget to proofread constantly, and then when I read them after they've been published, I become a grammar nazi on myself. But then I remember I have a life outside of this world and go drink with my friends instead of editing.

People starting writing fan fiction for a reason... because they enjoy it. Oh, and they're secretly nerds. So don't be so hard on them; just stop reading.

I do, however, hope you enjoy mine. Any suggestions, just leave me a review. Actually, leave me a review anyway, because after the 5th or 6th chapters... if I haven't got any, I tend to stop writing and then realize I probably need a boyfriend.

You don't want that to happen, right?

Right.

Later.