Hello everyone!

I am a 16 year old girl named Howlingatmoon. My real name starts with "non of", and it ends with "your business". Well my real name ain't important for my stories or reviews... Anyway I'd like to remain anononym because I mean, that the stories you write reveal more about yourself, than anything you could ever say. If anyone is slow: It was a cue for you ti read my storie/s (but I did actually mean it). I like classic, rock, pop, piano and some R'n'B music. I love animals (I'm a vegetarian). I am very fascinated by the moon and stones. Many people call me "mærkelig" which is danish for "weird". To german people: Ich liebe mein Eltern, Tier und mein Freunde, und ich wohnt in Dänemark. Ich liebe auch zu lesen. Well, sorry for my bad grammar, the translation is: I love my parents, animals and my friends, and I live in Denmark. I also love to read.

I really love to read; that's the foremost reason I made an account. Especially Twilight (I have read the whole saga minimum ten times), Percy Jackson and The Olympians, The House of Night, novels which is about the far away asia, Harry Potter, some of Dan Brown's books, Memoires of a Geisha, The last concubine and a whole lot of other books. And of course I LOVE to read FANFICTION. I love to watch Gravitation, Loveless, Junjou Romantica, Teen Titans, X-Men Evolution and Avatar: The Last Airbender. I've recently become a yaoi fangirl! I LOVE Gravitation (I've watched the OVA and anime and I'm currently reading the manga) and LOVELESS (I've read the manga and watched the anime).

Additional info:

Phone number: Call me and I will tell you.

Favorite color: That's shifting with my mood; I like all colors. Though it also depends what the color is for... I wouldn't paint my walls green, but I love to look at green... And pink is pretty but I wouldn't wear it.

Pets: 2 dogs.

Country: Denmark.

Languages I can speak: Danish (duh), english, some german and I am learning latin. Next (school)year I'll learn greek.

Why I am telling you this: I do not have anything better to do at night.

Religion: None. I'm agnostic.

I dislike: Gossip, mean people, people who refuses common sense, animal abusers, valley-type of girls, people without a brain (trust I know not quite a few of those people), peoples who judge other people without knowing them, people who won't give an reasonable explanation, people start a discussion and won't continue it and my self... Sorry when I start the list I have a hard time stopping myself.

Oh, I probably should tell, that just about everyone I've met consider me weird, since I'm mostly on a permanent sugar-high. The worst about that is i rarely eat sugar. Personally I don't know what's even normal. I mean none of us are exactly alike, so why bother make up a word trying to cover the lot. That is discrimination against miniorities... Or maybe I just am wierd... You'll never know... *Evil laugh*

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Okay here I'm going to post some crazy things:

Roses are red,

violets are blue.

God made me beautiful...

what the hell happened to you?

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Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I have five fingers,

And the middleone's for you... :P

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Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

Sugar is sweet,

and so are you.

But the roses are wilting,

The violets are dead.

The sugarbowl's empty,

And so is your head. xD

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The brain is a wonderful things; it starts working from you where born, right until you need to use it.

Learning is not a childs play; we cannot learn without pain.

Hope is like a waking dream.

As empty vessels make the loudest sound, so that they have the least wit are the greates blabbers.

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From a strictly mathematical viewpoint

What makes 100 percent? What does it mean to give MORE than 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We all have been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over one hundred percent. How about achieving 103 percent? What makes up 100 percent in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions;

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98 percent

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96 percent

but

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =100 percent

and,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20= 103 percent

and look how far this one will take you,

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7= 118 percent!

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and ASSKISSING that will put you over the top. (and this is the truth)

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Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down, and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

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Her's some radom quotes:

"I called your boyfriend gay and he slapped me with his purse."

"The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"The trouble with real life is that there's no background music."

"Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for a while and leave footprints on our hearts."

"I have not lost my mind; it's backed up on a disk somewhere."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"Computers make very accurate mistakes. (2+2=3 Calculated in 0.000000001 seconds)"

"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room."

"If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?"

"If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost."

"OK, I'm wierd! But I'm saving up to become eccentric."

"I tend to think in simple, clear terms that are wrong."

"Yo-yo: an object occasionally up but normally down (See also: computer)."

"Beware of the letter "G." It is the end of everything."

"I do visit reality, although it's on a tourist visa."

"Flying is not inherently dangerous; crashing is."

"Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win."

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door..."

"Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door."

"Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark."

"He learned what every man must learn...never insult a girl's looks, especially if said girl can kick your ass"

"I'm not awesome, you just suck."

"IT'S THE SUGAR TALKING, I SWEAR!"

"People say violence isn't the answer. Well, they're right. Violence is the question. The answer is 'HELL YES'."

"I never said I was normal... you just presumed I was."

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

"Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars, and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

"It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone in the mouth."

"Silence is golden... but shouting is fun!"

"Don't knock on Death's door; ring the bell and run- he hates that"

"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it!"

"Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls!"

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How You Can Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios smile :)

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Do you actually read this or am I writing to no one? Well if you read it (which you actually do if you see this) have fun! I hope you like it. And what do you think about my page-break?

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Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental
Hospital.

Please select from the following options:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2
for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and
6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you
want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be
forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a
little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which
number you press, nothing will make you happy ayway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the
beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait
for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you
have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have
short-term memory loss, press
9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our
operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn
on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy
forever. (I couldn't help showing this one to my mom.. :D)

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HAVE MY OWN STYLE so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE (I'm a YAOI fangirl xD)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENISANCE FAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK, so I MUST have no life. (In Denmark you can buy alcohol from age 16)
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac.

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A smal collection of "copy and paste's":

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love to laugh, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love to write copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who don't, it is a mythical lemon with wings. ha! now you know!), then copy paste it.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you know a person thats a bitch to you copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think I have to many "copy and pastes" in my profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think I have at least one more "copy and paste" thingy in my profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you were right, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you want to enter enter any cartoon and murder the characters for being idiotic, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you think I'm being an idiot for saying all this crap, copy this into your profile.

If you think Spongebob is totally gay, put this in your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you have/had a crush on any Teen Titan people, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you wanna WHACK the Cartoon Network people for canceling Teen Titans, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!!

If you ever wanted to go in the TV and make Robin and Raven kiss (or any other couple you adore but are too dense) COPY AND PASTE THIS!!

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind (including yourself), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you've ever stood straight up, then fell down for no apparent reason, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever lost your sunglasses, then found then on your head, copy this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. (Never going there again! ;))

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copying this into your profile. Copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile (definitely my german teacher...)

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

If you or your best friend (or both) are insane, copy this into your profile. (DEFINITELY us both ;))

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you think racistic people are retarded copy this into your profile.

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "Damn! That was fun!"

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

95 Percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, put this on your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, imfromjupiter, spam29rice, Black Raven 13, Lecter the werewolf, Howlingatmoon.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, paste this in your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, paste this in your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

Have you ever noticed that when you put a mark between the E and the R in THERAPIST you get THE/RAPIST? If you have, copy this in your profile.

Normal by it's own definition does not exist. If you believe this, copy and paste in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile. lI understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

You look like a monkey

Caged in the zoo

Don't worry

I'll be with you

Not in the cage