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 Author has written 13 stories for Mummy, Xiaolin Showdown, Elder Scroll series, Transformers, District 9, Far Cry, Batman: Arkham Asylum, and Life on Mars. Hello, and, welcome to my profile. I am currently writing FanFiction in my spare time, wanting to get all my inspiration for writing out in one fell swoop so its not bugging me for days. I tend to indulge in rather a lot of different fandoms, but, most of them are horror/fantasy related. Most, in fact all of my stories to date, involve one of my OC's simply because I find it less rigid than if I have to follow Canon characters, I worry about the flames if I portray them drastically wrong. One of the things that I suck at is action/fight scenes and I'm hoping that through the reviews I get I can get some tips in order to improve that, and other things about my writing. Most of my stories will not be finished, unfortunately, simply because I lack the motivation to follow through to completion without someone poking at me to upload. So, if you like the stories below please do review them as it's the only way I'll probably finish the majority of them XD The stories that are currently being worked on are: Ink Blots - Batman: Arkham Asylum and Frustrating Bird - Life on Mars Favourite Fandoms: Far Cry 3 Harry Potter Skyrim Lord of the Rings Transformers Metalocolypse Anything and everything to do with ZOMBIES! Favourite Quotes: I will love you as a thief loves a gallery and as a crow loves a murder, as a cloud loves bats and as a range loves braes. I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong.' - Lemony Snicket 'The Beatrice Letters' 'He had a heart that could have held the entire empire of the world; and, in the end, he had to content himself with a cellar. Ah, yes, we must need pity the Opera ghost...' Gaston Leroux 'The Phantom of the Opera' |
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Citius, Altius, Fortius by MarinasDiamond reviews
The Waldorfs were known for their excellent archery since the times of Aegon the Conquerer. A small house with a great reputation, and the Lady Rebekah Waldorf was beautiful, unmarried and a talented huntress without a match. At least she thought so until she meets a certain sellsword. OC x Bronn
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 59,456 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Tyrion L., Bronn, Tywin L., Oberyn M.
A Siren's Call by devotedmuse reviews
The Joker is determined to give Gotham the kind of criminal it so richly deserves. But what happens when he's ensnared by the call of a Siren? Enters Marceline Fox, a local artist who is not at all what she seems.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 113,457 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/25/2017 - Published: 2/23/2015 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker, L. Fox, OC
Dremora Debauchery by Jaquie Moreau reviews
After a forgettable night with Sanguine the Daedric Prince, Adraria is left with a gift in the form of a staff. Never in her life would she expect a Dremora to come from it. No matter how much of a pain in the ass he was, he was pretty helpful. But being around the Daedra too long has its own side affects. M for Violence and Sex.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 58,756 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 1/13/2017 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Sam Guevenne - Complete
An Interesting Turn of Events by TwistedSystem reviews
She was hardly what Ondolemar had expected to find in Markarth, but he couldn't say she was considered a negative. He was, to her, something far too intriguing for something that represented such dangerous things. She was, to him, an interesting turn of events. But both got more than they bargained for. Rated M for a reason.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,703 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/18/2016 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Ondolemar
You're Going Places I Can't Follow by VaultEscapeArtist reviews
Nordic Dovahkiin Rakel wakes up not only with the worst hangover she's ever had, but also in the worst situation she could ever imagine; marriage. And if that wasn't bad enough, Rakel discovers who she's hitched to for life.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,413 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 4/13/2016 - Published: 2/17/2014 - [Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Sam Guevenne] Farkas, Aela
Down The River Anduin by ALadyofRohan reviews
When Cory Blair is called into work in the middle of the night, she finds herself staring at the body of a man who looks like he bounced out of a Medieval Fair. And this time, he's alive. (Warning, OCxOC crossing)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 63,437 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Boromir, OC - Complete
The Dove and the Lion by GraceEliza123 reviews
What if Margaery had a sister? Dove Tyrell, who arrives at Kings Landing a week before her sister's wedding. Dove soon catches the eye of a certain Tywin Lannister. Intelligent, beautiful and cunning, how will Tywin deal with this new player in the game of thrones? Has Tywin met his match? And can he resist the Tyrell beauty? But is Dove in over her head wrestling with a lion?
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 88,996 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 5/22/2015 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Margaery T., Sansa S., Tywin L., OC
What Happens at Disney by mermaidsahoy reviews
Ned Stark and Robert Baratheon go to Orlando for a conference, bringing their families with them. The kids decide to go to Disney World, and Sansa is sure it will be a good way to repair her relationship with Joffrey.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,375 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
The Lion Still Has His Claws by EverLastingXLove reviews
Elves no longer exist in Westeros or so everyone thought. What happens when an elf maiden is taken before Joffrey and to Tywin's surprise she looks just like Joanna? What will Tywin think of this situation? Tywin/OC I DO NOT OWN GAME OF THRONES OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS!NOR DO I OWN THE ELVISH LANGUAGE AND THE SONGS USED!Though I do own my OCs.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,991 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/17/2015 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Tywin L.
A Lot Can Happen In Five Nights by AlphaTheGriffin17 reviews
Synthetic Saga 1- Mike Schmidt is desperate. He's lost his job. The rent is piling up. He's on his last few dollars. He has no friends, he's unwilling to ask his family for help. Until he's apparently saved in the form of a new security job at a local pizzeria. On his first night working there, he learns there's a lot more than meets the eye about Freddy's. And it's not that bad
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,221 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 10/2/2014 - Freddy Fazbear, Chica, Bonnie, Foxy - Complete
The Shoshone and the Poleepkwa by Cute Fierce Kitten reviews
A young woman befriends a young, orphaned Poleepkwa and together they discover the love of friendship.
District 9 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,793 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 3/10/2010
Of Flesh and Metal by the-spoon-of-doom reviews
Megatron angers one God too many and Primus finally deems it time he and his Decepticon followers learnt a cruel lesson. But will they change after seeing life through the eyes of the humans in one of the poorest places on the planet. Eventual Slash.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 240,762 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Megatron, Starscream
Don't Be A Hero by Echo528 reviews
Evangelina was told all her life don't be the hero. Heroes are heroes because they die. But after one eventful day in her past, she want's to make a difference. And when she's given that chance, she finds out what really happened... And meets the Bot that saved her life. [Rated T for language. RatchetxOC]
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,620 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Ratchet, W. Lennox, Optimus Prime
Stamina by G.E.H.L.T.B reviews
This is a request/fill of a prompt over at the Skyrim Kink Meme site. The original prompt is included but tl;dr: My OC Dragonborn discovers that she enjoys pranking Ancano. In return he responds with his own pranks, culminating in some naughty action.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,100 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Ancano
A Broken Promise by MegaGummybear07 reviews
When a twenty-something-year-old washes up on the beach of Rook Island with absolutely no memory, her struggle for survival begins. Once she meets the pirate king, Vaas Montenegro, her struggle only worsens. Fear, war, romance, and eventually her past all put her sanity to the test. WIll she be able to stay sane or adjust to her new life? Vaas x OC Possible M rating later.
Far Cry - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,406 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Complete
JXHQ: Date Night by Mrs.Volterra reviews
JokerXHarleyQuinn what happens when Harley wants to have a date night with the Joker? Little red dresses, candlelit tables, and LOTS of fluff. Read and review!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/7/2013 - [Harley Quinn, The Joker] - Complete
The Value of Things by amcc1221 reviews
When Harley has a near attempt with death, the Joker gets concerned and changes the whole game. Will Harley be able to handle it? Rated M for future chapters.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,617 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
The Burglary Job by Myrielle reviews
A drunken Vex sends the Dragonborn on a rather special burglary assignment that involves a tall, dark and handsome Justiciar and a pair of smalls.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,092 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Ondolemar
The Cure For Madness by HopelessRomantic1818 reviews
""Yes, Cicero, you are mad, but I believe there to be only one cure for your madness. Me." I grinned to myself, still curled on the floor. Once again, sweet Listener, you are right." Cicero x Listener Audrey/Anemone Warning: citrus content and lotsa fluff
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,621 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Cicero V., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Of Prawnlings And Paint by Sweetly-Sadistic's-Romanticide reviews
I guess this is an alt-univ story, sort of. Van Der Merwe takes Oliver to child services as threatened. Now Christopher must work with his son's case worker and foster mother, Izzie, to get him back. Oliver doesn't make it very easy for either of them.
District 9 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,463 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Christopher J., Oliver J.
My Fault? by MildlyInsane reviews
Metalocalypse, Dethklok. My own scene that is meant to take place after the last scene in the episode,"Dethkids." Rated 'T' for mention of drinking alcohol. Features Toki, Nathan, and a bit of Pickles...
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Nathan E., Toki W. - Complete
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Ink Blots reviews
Meradith risks her life and limb to fulfill her artistic dreams of putting together a collection of pieces centered on the glamorous super criminals of Gotham. Knowing that they most likely will not take kindly to such a show, Meradith prepares to face the consequences of her actions - but is surprised with the events that follow her opening night. PAIRING UNDECIDED.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,971 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/11/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - The Joker, Two-Face/Harvey Dent, Penguin/O. Cobblepot, OC
A Frustrating Bird
Gene Hunt can't believe his bad luck when yet another transfer comes to work in his team. As if Sam Tyler wasn't bad enough he now has a woman on his back! Not expecting the relationship between him and the new DI to take quite the turn it does, Gene has to come to a decision that might affect his marriage to the illusive Mrs. Hunt. OC/Gene - M for later scenes and language -
Life on Mars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2015 - [Gene H., OC] Sam T.
Counting Bullets reviews
Vaas men steal from Hoyt's shipments one too many times, so he enlists the help of an auditor to make sure it doesn't happen again. A naive female is sent to respond to his request and she's far from what he expects. What problems will ensue when she meets several of the islands more colourful inhabitants? Rated M for MATURE THEMES/ LANGUAGE! Hoyt/OC/Sam
Far Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,088 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014
What If Things Were Different? reviews
The treatment of the Poleepkwa in District 9 worries many people across the planet, but two women step forwards and do something to change it. Building their own home for the off worlders is not without its challenges, and when it is finally built will they even want to stay there? AU story, with OC characters. Rated T for now but might go up.
District 9 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2014 - OC
The Last of Us reviews
After the destruction of Chicago, and the death of Megatron and Starscream the Decepticons are scattered. Thundercracker and Skywarp find themselves imprisoned within Lockdown's ship, alongside the last Decepticon occupying Cybertron. The arrival of a pile of scrap is hardly unusual, until they see the tip of a tell-tale wing. AU MovieVerse set just before AOE.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,315 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Starscream, OC
Metamorphosis reviews
The complete nature of the AllSpark is unknown even to the Prime's. What it can transform seems to be limited to human machinery. Yet, even so, the risk of Sam merging the spark with Megatron's own is great, and not the brightest idea the human male has ever had. The Autobots must be ready, to face the consequences of such an action. AU MovieVerse, set just before ROTF.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Sam W., Optimus Prime, Soundwave, OC
Veritas reviews
Rune doesn't expect the new member of the Thieves Guild to know a damn thing about runes, let alone be able to help him find out about his past. What information does she find out about him, and what choices will that lead him to make? OneShot! Includes a possible explanation for Rune's name. Rune x Oc.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,046 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2014 - [Rune, OC] Brynjolf, Delvin Mallory - Complete
Advisory Changes reviews
The College of Winterhold, not best known for its stories of romance finds a new one starting in its halls - involving the person they least expect, Ancano. When Zara, the new Altmer Novice Mage arrives on campus, changes are set in motion that end up altering more than his arrogant disposition. OneShot! Based loosely on the Mages Guild but alters at the end. OCxAncano
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,287 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/15/2014 - [Ancano, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin] Savos Aren, Altmer - Complete
Behold the Fool of Hearts reviews
[OneShot] F/DB!xCicero "Ah I know you, Cicero never forgets a face! You are the kind lady from the road, helped Cicero fix his wagon you did, never thought I would see you again never mind as a sister in the Dark Brotherhood!" This story follows the Dark Brotherhood questline, through the eyes of our dear Fool of Hearts! Slightly fluffy, I'll admit.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,153 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/12/2014 - [Cicero V., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin] - Complete
To Bend a Will reviews
DISCONTINUED The last thing Alimili Redril wants to do, is kill a dragon, yet the Dragonborn finds herself torn between her protective duties, and her admiration. In search of knowledge she turns to the Daedric Prince Hermaeus Mora in a desperate bid to try and save the lives of the dragons she feels so connected to all the while stopping their reign of terror in Skyrim. F!DB.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,860 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Paarthurnax, Savos Aren, Hermaeus Mora
The Antiques Road Trip reviews
DISCONTINUED Jack Spicer, is running low of luck, and low on Wu. So when a Shen Gong Wu turns up in a dusty Antiques shop in England, and the owner is all but willing to give it away, and help him to find more, what's an evil boy genius to do? JACK SPICER/OC/CHASE Rated T for now, it could change with later chapters :D
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,417 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - [Jack, OC]
You're What I Go To School For reviews
DISCONTINUED Jack Spicer is the typical Goth left reeling from loneliness at the absence of his parents, Chase Young is the typical Jock, bullying those around him to hide his own problems. What happens when new girl, Darcie steps into the social circle of Heylin High? Who will end up falling for her, and who will she fall for in return? JACK/OC/CHASE. AU. M for future scenes.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,041 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Jack, Chase, OC
Love Eternal reviews
DISCONTINUED Evelyn was not the only gift to be given to Imhotep when he was resurrected a second time, much to his -and Ancksunamun's surprise- his childhood friend and lover Layla was brought forth from the past reincarnated as an offering for his return. Will Imhotep finally be able to love again, or will he be damned to lose the ones he loves, for all eternity? Imhotep/OC.
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,815 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/25/2013 - [Imhotep, OC]