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Author has written 2 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

So here's a bunch of useless crap about me that people very likely don't care about! =D

Name: Katie

Nicknames: Chie, Red, Kat, and Canada =3

Likes: Animals, music, the internet, Doppel Keks (a German cookie) and this may sound weird but I love washing my clothes. xD I like anime, manga and comic books. I love yaoi and yuri. Oh yeah, I'm also a sucker for cheesy romance movies. And I also love writing. Original stuff and Fanfictions! :D

Hates: Homophobes, pompous douchebags, Moshi Monsters (those things are annoying as hell!!! I saw an advertisment at the mall for them and I punched it. People stared at me xD) when my family acts all caring and it's obvious they don't D: OH I HATE THE WAY MY LA TEACHER PRONOUNCES CERTAIN WORDS!!!

Music: I don't know where to start. I love B4MV, Papa Roach, Panic! At the Disco, Lifehouse, Home Most Days, Cruskin, Flyleaf, Three Days Grace, Sick Puppies, Adema, You Me at Six, Silverstein, RED, Blue October, Hollywood Undead, Regina Spektor, Skillet, and HIM, and there's a lot more xD

So yes... I'm not very good at describing myself so I'm not going to try! :D

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Katizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple Cat

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Rose Red (that's what one of my friend's calls me and it sound cool so)

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): WitKaino

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Black Amerreto

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Atocsrn

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Jean

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Purple Snickers (lolz)

What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at

I'm a Clueless Uke! ^_^

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YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
You love video games.
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
You talk with food in your mouth.
You sleep with your socks on at night.

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
Video games are boring.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance. after a month
It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Pick the month you were born in:

January: I ran shirtless with...

February: I kissed...

March: I slept with...

April: I ran naked with...

May: I cuddled with...

June: I smoked dope with...

July: I killed...

August: I needed...

September: I banged...

October: I killed...

November: I shot...

December: I stabbed...

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

01: ...a camera...

02: ...a dog..

03: ...the Kool-Aid Man...

04: ...a Spartan..

05: ...a stripper...

06: ...your mom..

07: ...Barney the dinosaur..

08: ...a prostitute...

09: ...a pornstar...

10: ...a bag of weed...

11: ...my toothbrush...

12: ...my crush...

13: ...Santa Claus...

14: ...a duck...

15: ...a horse...

16: ...A bowl of Fruit Loops...

17: ...a meth junkee...

18: ...a bisexual...

19: ...a tampon...

20: ...a man in a hot dog suit...

21: ...a homeless guy...

22: ...this hot dude/chick..

23: ...my lover...

24: ...an Easter egg...

25: ...George Washington...

26: ...Master Yoda...

27: ...Spiderman..

28: ...a Welshman...

29: ...my postman...

30: ...a glass of milk...

31: ...a fluffy bunny...

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White: ...because I'm sexy like that.

Black: ...because that's how I roll.

Pink: ...because I'm just that amazing

Red: ...because you touch yourself at night.

Blue: ...because I'm such a pimp.

Purple: ...because I like pointy things

Gray: ...because I love sexual tension.

Other: ...because my boobies are huge.

Green: ...because it was for the good of the whole

Orange: ...because I smoke crack

Other: ...because I gotta pee.

Brown: ...because the little people told me to.

Shirtless: ...because he broke through my damned wall!

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A Canadian Cinderella Story by NOMNOMBUNNYWILLEATYOURSOUL reviews
Matthew's step father won't let him go to the school's halloween dance, but his friends have a plan to get him there without the step father finding out. Read to find out how!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,026 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/23/2016 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Canada, Prussia
The place for messed up kids by Crazy.rabbit2 reviews
After finaly snapping and beating up his bullies, Alfred Jones,is sent to 'Rock bottom lane' a school notoriuos for taking in the most dangerouse, depressed and generally messed up kids around, there he meets a punk Brit, A suicidal Canadian, and a Prussian with Pyromania. Will they survive the school year? especialy with a head-master,with less than honest intentions..
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,598 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 6/23/2012 - England/Britain, America, Prussia
Tear Us Apart by Tragically Hopeless reviews
Their relationship was anything but ordinary. It was not normal to have this type of relations with another man. But neither can they imagine themselves with another. For Matthew, it has always been Alfred and for Alfred, it has always been Matthew - no matter what life they're living. AmeCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,357 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 8/24/2012 - America, Canada
Perfection by GoAnime reviews
"Look at me compared to him." Matthew's life spirals out of control when his family finds out about his cutting problem. He finally gets noticed by the person he loves but Alfred is noticing him for the reasons he doesn't want to be noticed for. Will a panic attack make this family treat Matthew better or are they going to repeat their mistake again. Rated M later in later chapter
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,444 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Canada, America
Blood and Tears Mix by XannyBites reviews
Canada is ignored by his boyfriend Prussia, and decides he's tired of being brushed off and unheard by everyone who once 'cared' about him; So he changes his attitude... With his cold demeanor suddenly appearing, he begins to gather the interest of another northern nation... Tad bit of Snapped Canada before Russia PruCan becomes RusCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,180 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Canada, Russia
The crazy ride called Life by One Mad Wolf reviews
"Well..." Mathew muttered as he thought back to what the Hungarian girl had told him, "Shit happened." "Naw," The Albino replied, giving him an oddly serious look, "Life happened, and you just weren't able to hold on for the ride." Mathew ends up in the psych-unit in the Hetalian hospital for sick children due to an invisibility complex, where he meets some very interesting people.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,998 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Canada, Prussia
My Red Eyed Guardian Angel by Wolfen Artist of KilGuin reviews
10 years after his parent's deaths Matthew is in pain, he cuts, but when he begins to contemplate ending it all will his new silver haired classmate be able to save him Rated T for blood, self-harm, attempted suicide, Gilbert's mouth, and because Carlos and Ivan are evil.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 93,302 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Rise from the Ashes by keisan reviews
AU. When a young American boy is dealt a harsh hand early in life, will he rise to meet his destiny or fail? Two worlds collide when Alfred unexpectedly meets a quiet, troubled violet-eyed boy who behaves like the wallflower status he's settled for. What happens when history repeats itself? Alfred x Matthew, with other pairings. Slash. WIP.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 10/3/2012 - America, Canada
Truths, Lies, and Somewhere in Between by Stitched-Song reviews
Matthew Williams just moved to a new town, and thinks he won't have any friends, but boy is he wrong. He befriends the school's 'bad boy', Alfred F. Jones. However, Alfred has a big secret. They both struggle with feelings, single fathers, and school life. Goth!Canada and Cutter!America. UsCan, yaoi, self harm, human names used, M for language and subject matter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,754 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Just Dance by woodbyne reviews
When ballet meets break-dancing, beautiful things can happen. Of course, Alfred could also meet Matthew, and they could not hit it off. At all. Chosen from their respective companies, how is a stuck up prima ballerina supposed to dance with a low-down thug with his pants too low if neither of them can agree on anything?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,961 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 9/12/2012 - America, Canada
Crushes and More by AyameWolf13 reviews
Matthew has had a crush on both Alfred, his best friend since childhood, and Gilbert, a high school friend of both of them . Sometimes Matt can't control himself and gives into his feelings... But what will happen when said crushes find him in an awkward position? Rated M for many reasons...*cough*threesome*cough* America X Canada X Prussia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Sorry, I cared by WI is AWESOME reviews
An OOC Prussia tells Spain everything he's sorry for. Everything he regrets. PrussiaxSpain
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Prussia, Spain - Complete
Hero by Emechuru Insania reviews
songfic Hero- Superchick its sad
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2012 - America - Complete
The Kid by MoyaKite reviews
Prussia is becoming human, and he finds a little boy as he backpacks around Europe. What kind of father would he be, anyway? Originally for the KM; not explicit sexually, but does have eventual character death. Also eventual PruCan. - Question: Should I split this into chapters?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35,572 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Looking for the High Life by Rapier-of-Red reviews
You don't get to choose your lot in life. You're dealt your cards and it's up to you to play your hand. Do you go all in or do you fold? Live life to its fullest or crumble under pressure? AmeCan AU, further summary and warnings inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,323 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/30/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Make Us One by Pixietoast reviews
America couldn't understand why the other nations despised American football so thoroughly, why they criticized it so severely. It was no more 'gay' than European football, it was no more violent than hockey less, even! and it was no more ridiculous than cricket. Still, even he can't claim total interest in it. He's just in it for the tradition. And to spend time with Canada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/25/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Dare or Dare by Naoto Tatsumi reviews
Prussia dares America to pull Canada's curl. America is confused. Just a very strange story I started writing a while ago entirely for fun. It's kinda all over the map ha , but I hope it'll at least amuse you. Also, smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - America, Canada
Armide by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Arthur is a lonely novelist. Matthew is the 18 year old next door. What happens next might not be okay. AU, Arthur/Matthew
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,120 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/5/2011 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
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The Art Of Snapping reviews
Matthew gets tired of not being noticed. He wants to make his existence known. Will his sanity fade away during the process? Rated M for later cludes PruCan and some RusCan, Snapped!Canada is also included! Human names are used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,166 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Canada - Complete
Matthew's Lullaby reviews
Young Matthew Williams can't fall asleep due to the rain outside. His papa France sings him a lullaby to calm him and fall asleep. Should I put a warning for cuteness?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Canada, France - Complete