Greetings to all you out there who have the time of day to read fanfiction (hint, hint, nudge, nudge, a wink isn’t as good as a nudge to a blind bat to all my friends). I am 13 (well in September I am), proud to be Canadian, goes to an all girls school (unfortunately), loves Buffy, Angel, Inuyasha, and more movies and books than I can name. I am a hopeless romantic (I always read bodice ripper books) and I will proably never fall in love myself so I have to be content with my fics. I like soccer and rugby and I also like free swim. I suck at running and all other sports. My life is boring as hell, but oh well! That rymed *disco dance*!Anyhow, something about me: I love doomed romances. I know it is clichéd to its death but I can’t resist. One thing I can’t resist is the fact that most of the time the couple have to keep the affair secret. That is always fun. I also find that everyone else is on vecation to some exotic place except me. That kinda get's me down, I mean all my friends are going to France or Mexico. compared to where I am, Canmp is more exotic. By the by, the sixth Harry Potter book is "Harry Poter and the Halfblood Prince". We can all guess who that is. Oldmortva. Or Moldy Voldy.I have also got the greatest dis known to man. It goes a little something like this: Sir, you are an apogenous, bovaristic, coprolalial, dasypygal, excerebrose, facinorous, gnathonic, hircine, ithyphallic, jumentous, kyphotic, labrose, mephitic, napiform, oligophrenial, papuliferous, quisquilian, rebarbative, saponaceous, thersitical, unguinous, ventripotent, wlatsome, xylocephalous, yirning zoophyte. If you wanna know what it means, review my story. I have many friends (not)! I only actually have a few. I suck at writing, but do it anyways. Has anyone out there heard of "Shaun of the Dead" cause no one at my school has. Now to move on to some pairings that are sooooo forbidden. 1)Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger (Harry Potter) I know, I know, it would never work, but a girl can hope can’t she? This pairing is probably my favourite because it has the most doomed elements. Totally different classes (Dra=rich Her=middle), different families (Dra=pureblood Her=muggle), and of course, different crowds of friends (Dra=Goyle,Crabbe,Pansy Her=golden trio). If they ever got together, it would be doomed from the start. Some amazing Dra/Her are: Unexpected Love, The Blind Dragon, The Bet, Is Seven Your Lucky Number?, I Believe In You, Fate and Destiny, Draco’s Spirit, Draco and Hermione, Black is Our World (which I hope will become a Dra/Her HINT HINT to IcyPanther), A Romeo and Juliet Story, A Christmas Romance, and A blessing in disguise and that is about it. I would also love it if anyone out there would please e-mail me at theblackwitchfromtheunderworld@hotmail.com if anyone has any good Dra/Her fanfics because I am in need. In fact, if anyone out there has any fanfictions that include the pairings listed, e-mail me. Now, on to number two. 2)Dawn Summers & Conner Whatever Angel’s last name is (Buffy the Vampire Slayer x Angel the show) This pairing isn’t exactly forbidden, but it is frowned upon because of the “my older sister used to date your father, but the relationship was full of angst and stuff like that and it didn’t help that he was a vampire and almost tried to kill her” scenario, so of course they always have to keep them hidden. Some of my favs our: Night Tides (Please update soon t-rat!), Merry Christmas Angel, Evening Ways, Escape from Darkness, Dawn In L.A., Dark Destiny, and that is all I have to mention, but I am sure that there are many more out there. 3)Well actually, there are many more but those two are the main ones, but I have other ones two. Oh, by the by, I HATE Harry/Her, Ginny/Dra, Miroku/Kagome, Sesshie(hands off ladies, he's mine!)/Rin (that's gross!), Conner/Cordelia(that's gross too!) Shippo/Kagome(ditto), and those are the only couples that I HATE! And now some quotes: “You silly, silly british man”-Andrew “Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' “-Charlie Brown ” Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.” –Jim Carey “When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.” –Peter O’Toole ”What does a girl have to do to impress you?" "Well, it involves a feather boa, and the theme to "A Summer Place."" -- Devon and Oz! "You know, Buffy, Spring Fling just isn't any dance. It's a time for students to choose, um, a mate. And then we can observe their mating rituals, and tag them before they migrate... just kill me!" - Xander "I'm not ashamed. It's the computer age. Nerds are in. They're still in, right?" – Willow "I laugh in the face of danger! Then I hide until it goes away." -- Xander "There's a Slayer handbook?" "Wait, handbook? What handbook? How come I don't have a handbook?" "Is there a t-shirt, too? 'Cause that would be cool." - Willow and Buffy "If the apocalypse comes, beep me." – Buffy "You know what? My Grandfather was lesbian, so that makes me quarter lesbian." -Cartman