My age is between 1 and 1000. Where I live is none of your concern.

Some quotes that either made me laugh or caught my interest...

"Which team are you on; team Edward or team Jacob?" "Team Guy-Who-Almost-Hit-Bella-With-A-Car. Too bad he didn't succeed." – a random MLIAer and Cleverbot

"Eh, I have no good excuse, I'm lazy. It's not that I get writer's block, because once the document is open, I can write and write until it's done. It's just opening that document in the first place. It's so hard.I have to, like, click it and everything." – ThirteenJinx

"Life is short, so let's laugh at it." – Jackaloo (on dA)

"You. I’m going to break every bone in your body, starting with your miserable neck. And then I’m going to break them all over again, just to make sure I haven’t missed any. And then I’m going to grind all the broken bits together. And after that, I’m going to have to hurt you a bit." – Thor (to Loki) in Runemarks

If you HATE child abuse as much as I do, copy and paste this on your profile

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see.

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Will still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car,

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls,

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try to hide

From his evil eyes,

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says it's my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But it's now much too late,

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again,

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

Tonight, my daddy,

MURDERED ME.

STOP THE CHILD ABUSE!

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