Silvia Antone
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Joined 06-27-10, id: 2422566, Profile Updated: 01-14-11

Hey everyone! I am Silvia Antone. Thats me on the left, and my team mate, Mer, on the right. I have been looking at stuff on this site for about a month now, so I figured it was time to make an account. ^^

Let's see...I play soccer, run, and am a dedicated martial artist (advanced red belt, five rears). I love hanging out with my buds. We watch scary movies and play soccer and do diving headers and slidetackles under sprinklers :D . I listen to just about everything under the sun ( 'cept most country :P ), though I prefer alternative and classical. I LOVE to read books and I LOVE complaining about the movies made after them ^^ . I also like to draw, and at the end of this thing I will give you all my name on my fav art site...if ya wanna see some of my stuff :D .

I have light blonde hair (imma natural blonde but I used sun-in to lighten it during the summer) My eyes are hazel and switch from green to brown depending on the lighting. Im average height with a long body and short legs :P. I have a muscular build.

My faves are:

Color- Red

Season- Summer! (winter's all right for the first couple weeks, i guess)

Sport- Soccer (karate is a lifestyle: not a sport!)

Book- Feed by MT Anderson

Book Series: Cirque du Freak (Darren Shan Saga),

Game: Handball

Characters: Mr. Crepsley, Dmitri (from Vampire Academy), Gavner Purl, Severus Snape, Vancha March,

Pairings: Darren and Evra, Crepsley and Gavner, Kurda and Arra (I hate both of them!!...but they are so CUTE together :3),

Foods: applesauce, mangos, chick peas with hot sauce and olive oil, coconuts, the list goes on! (oh and imma vegetarian!!!)

Movie: The Descent (1 and 2) and The Messengers and Black Swan and Avatar

If I think of any more I will add them!!!

On DeviantART.com I have an account listed as GriffinDoor. I have some HP stuff and CDF stuff and a few things from my own book.

There will probably be some Cirque du Freak stuff up soon for anyone who wants to check!

RULES:

1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in parentheses after the song name.
5. Put this in your profile.(This is a re-do for mine, because I've updated my music)

What is the first thing you say in the morning?

Desolation Row (The My Chemical Romance Version)

Your teacher is...

American Idiot (By Green Day)

What's written on your classroom's blackboard?

Take It Off (By Ke$ha) HAHAHAH!

How would you describe your next door neighbour?

Animal (By Neon Trees)

What would your Best Friend say about you?

Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na) (By My Chemical Romance)

How do you feel right now?

Pump It (By The Black Eyed Peas)

What's on your bedside table right now?

Cooler Than Me (Mike Posner)

What did you do when you woke up this morning?

Get Low (By Lil' Jon) SOME OF THESE JUST WORK OUT PERFECT! XDDD

When you open your wardrobe you see...

My Humps (By The Black Eyed Peas) HAHAHAHAHA!

What did you say after you last attended a concert?

Sense Of A Spark (By Finger Eleven)

If you had to write a FanFic right now, what would it be called?

Are You Gonna Be My Girl (By Jet)

- YOUR GUY SIDE -

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear
.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth
.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
TOTAL: 16

- YOUR GIRL SIDE -

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mum for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colors.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewellery.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance
.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower and get dressed.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.

Total: 9

(STOLEN) And now, ways to get on Larten Crepsley's nerves!

1. Walk around carrying garlic and throw it at him when he gets near you

2. Tell him he should dye his hair black

3. Put on Nick Jr.

4. Give him a huge hug...and don't let go for a few minutes

5. Randomly laugh whenver he's in the room, and stop as soon as he leaves

6. Ask him if he wants to go to the beach with you

7. Follow him around, wearing all red and talking all dramatic

8. Poke him a few times

9. Throw him a suprise unicorn-themed birthday party

10. Buy him a smiley face balloon from Wal-mart

11. Leave Twilight on his desk

12. Force him to watch Lassie

13. Scream "Oh my God, it's Dracula! Get a camera!" when you see him

14. Ask him if he sparkles

15. Call Arra a pirate (no disrespect there)

If you think we should be able to write in script form, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Phish Tacko, Slytherin Queen 1.30, The American Ranger, Silvia Antone

"What girls don't seem to know: If a guy acts like he hates you, chances are he likes you. What guys don't seem to know: If a girl acts like she hates you, chances are she hates you."

"Go ahead and talk about me behind my back, but I have advice for you. Click your heels together and say: 'I NEED A LIFE!'"

"They say 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people."

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Pick the month you were born on...

1(Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)-I robbed
7 (July) -I kissed
8 (Aug) -I smoked with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - I hugged
11 (Nov) - I ran naked with
12 (Dec) - I cussed out

Pick the day (number) you were born on...

01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend
03 -a hobo
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 -the trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy boy
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - an elephant
13 -a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bag of weed
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - an Easter egg
20 - tori the snowman
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 -yo momma
24 - a mexican
25 - a teletubby
26 - a face
27 - a gangsta
28 - paris hilton
29 - Barney the Dinosaur
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 -my lover

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...

White - because I'm sexy like that
Black - because I love weed
Pink - because I smoke crack
Turquoise- because I'm good at monopoly
brown- because it's fun
Polka Dots - because I love my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Grey - because I have AMAZING boobs
Other - because I'm retarded
Green -because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because I still love him
RED- because the gummy bears made me
blue - because I like shoelaces
Tye dye- because I'm a friggin scuba diver
graphic- because I am crazy like that
none- because I have a killer six pack!

My results: I stabbed the trojan man because I have AMAZING boobs and I am crazy like that!

I bet you're looking at my profile just to copy and paste stuff, aren't you?

If you don't have an iPod, and are perfectly O.K. with it, copy and paste to your profile. Sansa Clip ALL THE WAY!!!!!!! :DDD

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If 'They Want Fries with that'.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana'.

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

You say Aeropostale,
I say Spencer's.
You say Justin Beiber,
I say Gerard Way.
You say the Jonas Brothers,
I say My Chemical Romance.
You say High School Musical,
I say Alice in Wonderland.
You say prep,
I say punk.
You say Holister,
I say Hot Topic.
You say Jacob,
I say Sirius.
You say freak,
I say thanks, I'll go join the Cirque after school.

List Twelve characters form your favorite fandom, any order!

1) Kurda Smahlt
2) Sirius Black
3) Hank Hill (from 'King Of The Hill') XDDDD
4) Vancha March
5) Peter Griffin
6) Paris Skyle
7) Larten Crepsley
8) Gavner Purl
9) Party Poison
10) Gannen Harst
11) Spartacus XDDDD
12) Peggy Hill (also from 'King Of The Hill')

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Nah...but Paris is so old...it may have happened XDDD

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

hot...HAWT hot :D

3) What would happen if Three got Four pregnant?

ugh...IMAGINE THE BABIES!!! DDDDX

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

weeeelllllll Abbi and I have a RP about him if that count for something!

5) Would Two and Eleven make a good couple?

...i cant see it...but that would be some hot loving :D

6) Five/Eight or Five/Ten?

Peter GriffinXGavner Purl or Peter GriffinXGannen Harst...PeterxGannen ALL THE WAY! XDDDD

7) What would happen if One walked in on Five and Six having sex?

If Kurda walked in on Peter Griffin having sex with Paris Skyle...ACK PETER WOULD CRUSH PARIS!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Hank Hill X Gannen Harst: that would be awkward...VERY awkward...

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

KurdaXGavner...OF COURSE! IT'S ONE OF MY FAVE PAIRINGS EVER!!!!!!!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Crepsley and Peggy...ummmm...no no no no not even gonna think about that. It's wrong on so many levels.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

...don't got no friends on here yet! (and I don't know ANYONE who wouold anyways haha)

13) What might 3 scream at a moment of great passion?

his classic: "aaGHHAAAAAA!!!"

14) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

OH GAVNER PURL! OH GAVNER PURL! OH GAVNER PURL! (OH WE LOVE YOU GAVNER PURL!)

15) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Kurda/Paris/Peggy Hill? ...nah I don't even know how that would work. Just not gonna even bother with this one XDDD

16) What might be a good pick-up line for 1 to use on Two?

Kurda to Sirius: "I'd better call the dog-catcher, because a very naughty puppy seems to be on the loose!"

17) When was the last time you read a fic about Five

Never even seen a Peter Griffin fic! XDDD

18) Who would make a better college professor: 6, or 11?

I'm guessing Paris: he seems just a little more booky than Spartacus XD

19) Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?

Sirius? meh. he's kinda cute.

20) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

Peggy Hill send Gavner Purl on a mission to retrieve eggs and milk from the grocery store. He feels a little out of place XDD

21) What would 5 most likely be arrested for?

HAHAHA! well I guess for dressing up as a flying british nanny and splattering two children all over the floor after falling through the roof...or, well heck MOST of his other antics! XDDD

22) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?

I'd feel pretty safe with Crepsley OR Gavner...but I'd love to have an excuse to hold Mr. C's hand :D

23) What would 3 do if he found 2 and 4 together?

"aaGHHAAAAAA!!!"

24) Make a summary about 1 and 4.

Vancha and Kurda: Vancha would have liked to see him become a prince!

25) Can you make a 2 ,3 and 10 lemon?

Dervish, Bill-E and Lord Loss?! Omigod, yes!

26) Did you read a 9 and 8 fic yet?

Yep.

27) what would 7 do if he found 9 in bed with 5.

...he would scream and run.

28) Will you make a 1 and 4 lemon

ANYTHING involving Hank Hill and lemons just DOES NOT WORK!

29) Do you think that 7 and 4 makes a perfect yuri couple?

CREPLSEY AND VANCHA MAKE A SMOKING HOT SEXY AMAZING YAOI ONE!

30) What would happen if 4 walked in on 1 having sex with 6...

Vancha walks in on Kurda having sex with Paris Skyle? He would be VERY VERY jealous! (of Paris stealing Kurda...NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND I SWEAR!!!!!!!) XDDDD

Knock Knock?

Who's there?

You Know..

You Know who?

YES! AVADA KEDAVARA!

"Let's eat Grandpa!!"
"Let's eat, Grandpa!!"
Punctuation saves lives.

75 of all statistics aren't true.

If at first you don't suceed, maybe you shouldn't go skydiving

If people annoy you on a regular basis, post this on your profile!

If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile!

When you imagine the charcters in a book and they looking nothing like the actors in the movie, post this on your profile!

If you don't have nightmares after scary movies and you're just jumpy for a while, post this on your profile!

╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this on your profile
║╚╣║║╚╗If you like to laugh!

It's the dark side. DID YOU REALLY EXPECT US TO GIVE YOU COOKIES?

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Life's like a button. Push it, and something happens.

You know your crazy when at the end of the day you hear a voice that says "Is there room for one more?"

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianFairypirateatwilight, Storms-Are-My-Nature, ShadowRose18, Claire Violet Thorpe, Mourning Star 13, Silvia Antone

For Hogwarts:

- If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout "TO THE BAT MOBILE!"

- I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.

- I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard" when sent to the headmasters office.

- I am definitely not to sing it accompanied by the house elves acting as a backing group.

- Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda.

- If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 10 minutes, I shall assume that I am not allowed to use it.

- It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

- "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

- Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

- I am not allowed to paint the House Elves blue and call them smurfs.

- I should not remark that “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” when Snape gets angry. Ever.

- There is no such thing as the "Hufflepuff Marshmallow Man".

- If I become an animagus, I am not allowed to yell “IT'S A MORPHIN’ TIME!” every time I change.

- I cannot do this whenever anyone else changes either.

- I am not to shout 'I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!' at Voldemort lest he should kill me.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (or almost)

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

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If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is frowned upon in most societies. ~Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

If you don't understand a person, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day but set the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

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Savior of the Night by Tytue reviews
Same characters, same names. New Assistant. Set in a semi-parallel world where the introdution of one girl could change the course of the intended characters lives and intentions forever. But some things can't be easily changed. Read and Review!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 156,764 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/11/2015 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Mr. Crepsley
Travelling Trough Worlds Means Trouble by Ronnie Ravenly reviews
New Darren Shan Story! Probably not a masterpice, But I will keep trying. Unless you beg me not to. This story is a little Steve based too. But also a little Crepsley based. Both will have some crazy fan girls at their tails, So wish them luck! On HIATUS.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,744 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Mr. Crepsley, Steve Leonard
Vampire Mountain Idol by roxypony reviews
up next: Truska cracks that whip and makes err'body trip just like a circus!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,255 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/13/2010
Not Anymore by Dragon Rhapsody reviews
"Gosh, Gavner, you're going to squash me." Story about Crepsley and Gavner when they shared a coffin together.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Mr. Crepsley, Gavner Purl - Complete
Into the Past by Blood Rose Vampiress reviews
When Steve returns to his home town he's faced with unpleasant memories. Can Gannen help him forget about them? Gannen/Steve. Slash.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Steve Leonard, Gannen Harst
Forget Him by Blood Rose Vampiress reviews
Gannen wants to make Steve forget about Darren. GannenxSteve, one-sided StevexDarren. Slash.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Steve Leonard, Gannen Harst - Complete
The evil plan of how to do Mr Crepsley by Lady Heston of Bloomingshire reviews
This is one of my random experiments. Please tell me what you think of iy, by reviewing. A short one shot.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Mr. Crepsley
A little more than training by shinyshine13 reviews
Larten takes the vampire general trainee out for some work and both get a lesson they did not expect ;P Yaoi. Gavner PurlxLarten Crepsley
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,444 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Complete
What Happens When Spongebob and Patrick Get Drunk? by Waffles-r-after-me reviews
Patrick goes to a strip club and sees Spongebob there...WORKING! He and Spongebob go home for a little FUN. Of course, FUN loving Spongebob and Patrick can't keep it all to themselves. So a few others come over.........
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Complete
Soup by Inyx reviews
Serving the Lord of the Vampaneze when he has the flu isn't an easy job. Poor Gannen. Spoilers up to book 9.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2005