1) "Um... crap..."

2)"And then... I died but I got better."

3)"My pinky is inhabited by an evil spirit, his name is Bob the incandescent."

4) "I won the scary mask competition but I left my mask at home."

5)"Vampires don't like garlic, try telling an Italian vampire that."

6)"A zombie ate George W. Bushes brains! He's running for president!"

8)"I live in a split level head."

9)"Love is life, love is hell."

10) "For Pony!"

I am (probably) going to start posting here, please ignore my previous writings, as they are truly terrible (in my eyes).