About me:

Im 19 :)

I love writing

I love reading

I love wrestling

Currently Attending Art Academy of Cincinnati

FAVORITE WRESTLERS: I die for Evan Bourne, Alex Riley, and Dolph Ziggler

Followed shortly by Justin Gabriel, Randy Orton, The Miz, John Morrison, Jack Swagger, Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin

WRESTLERS I DON'T LIKE: ALOT

I remember falling in love with The Heart Break Kid and being enraptured by Y2J and I remember screaming 619. My childhood has always revolved around this sport and my life still does. I'm proud to be a WWE fan and I always will be.

MUSES FTW:

Evan Muse: AKA Evy: He's a spoiled little brat, that gets everything and anything he wants. Most commonly paired with Randy and on the rare occasion Cena ...but prefers Randy

Randy Muse: AKA Panda: He's very bossy and abusive when he wants to be. Is most commonly paired with Evan...Or Cena or Miz..Although he prefers Evan

Cena Muse:AKA Jay: He's very spastic and can be abusive when things don't go his way. Most commonly paired with Swagger or Justin or Randy or Evan or Morrison or Miz...He's a bit of a whore :P

Jack Muse:AKA; Swaggy AKA Jacky: He's very hard-headed and stubborn and uses his size to his advantage. Hes most commonly paired with Cena or Miz . He's also one of my favorite muses and tends to be around a lot :)

Morrison Muse: AKA JoMo AKA MoMo: He's a giant tease and he loves to dance and sing. Most commonly paired with Miz or Cena or Ziggles

Rey Muse:AKA Rey-Rey AKA Rey-Boo: He's short sweet and adorable. He's always always always with Alberto...seeing as Dave died...but not really

Kofi Muse:AKA Kit Kat(because of the double k :p): He's very smart and knows how to get what he wants. Normally just around for S's and G's. Paired with Miz...all the time

Miz Muse:AKA Mizzles: He's kinda on the dumb side, childish and stubborn. Most commonly paired with Randy, Cena, Swagger, Morrison, Alex and Kofi. He prefers Alex as of late. He's also my favorite muse of them all and is constantly around :)

Drew Muse: AKA Drewby: Very stubborn and hates us all...He really does lol. He's getting paired with Rey whether he likes it or not. He's also the most random out of all my muses and has fluctuating moods...but I still love him :)

Alex Muse: AKA A-Ri: He's just a cocky bastard and he ranks third in my muses right after my Mizzles and my Swaggy. I have no idea how I have gotten this far without this little shit :). He gets paired with Miz all the time except for when he's got Justin

Justin Muse:AKA JBay: He's very very very shy and is always hiding behind Cena. Most commonly paired with Cena and Alex. He prefers Cena though...and tormenting Alex

Alberto Muse: AKA Bert AKA Berty: He just recently arrived and is still adjusting to the weird that is my muses. He's always always always...always with Rey. They just seem to be way to right together. :)

Dolph Ziggler Muse: AKA Nicky He's my newest muse and he's fuckin perfect according to P!nk...and me...hell he's amazing. He's always with Morrison because they seem right and Miz because I'm weird and think they make a cute couple

Edge Muse: AKA Adam AKA Addy: He's an annoying shit head but I luffles him mucho :) and he's always starting fights with me or anybody else and he sings a lot. He's always paired with Christian because yes

Christian Muse: AKA Tian He plays referee to me and Adam...or Adam and anybody. Always paired with Edge because yes :) On the rare occasion he'll get Justin

Chris Muse: AKA Chrissy: He's an interesting little thing and he's very very smart :) Always paired with Lexy because yush :)

Alex S. Muse: AKA Lex AKA Lexy He's a dumbass no other way to describe him :) Always paired with Chris because yush :)

Heath Slater Muse: AKA Heath Bar: He's my newest and most amazing ginger muse...my ONLY ginger muse :) He's a bit on the weird side...but who out of my muses isnt? He's always with Justin because I refuse to get a Wade muse...for the time being :)

My Couple Names

Bourne/Orton=Bourton

Swagger/Cena=Swena

Morrison/Ziggler=Ziggison

Rey/Batista=Reytista

Kingston/Miz=Mizston

Shannon/Drew= ShannIntyre

I have a weird brain when it comes to making these up

Favorite Pairings:

Ted/Cena

Randy/Cody

Randy/Ted

Randy/Evan

Cena/Swagger

Cena/Randy

Swagger/Miz

Morrison/Ziggler

Rey/Batista

Kingston/Miz

Shannon/Drew

Shannon/Jeff

Shannon/Amazing Red

Alex S./Chris S.

Alex/Miz

Alex/Justin Gabriel

Rey/Alberto

Miz/Edge

I have finally decided my OTP is: E&C

The weird conversations I have that involve wrestling

(A conversation between me and my bff via text about Kane and the Undertaker while watching Smackdown one night)

Me: hahaha yea wtf is it like big nose night?Ahh Kane laughs like a pedo

My bff:hahahaha yeah he's prlly a pedo 2 he prlly molested his bro

Me:hahahahaha he prlly did he took advantage of the vegetative state

My bff:haha prlly did sick fucker

(Me when Daniel Bryan came on the tv once)

Me: " Boo! Boo! Rubbish! Filth! Slime! Muck! Boo! Boo! BOO!"

Mom: " Who are you talking to?"

Me: " Obviously the tv mother!"

Mom: " Rightttttttt o.o

(Me on using wrestling moves on my dog/Dad )

Me to my dog: "Shut the hell up before I Brogue Kick your ass!!"

Dad: "Dont kick the dog!"

Me under breath: "Dont make me Brogue Kick YOU!"

(Me screaming at the tv when Eve decided to insult Miz and Alex Riley)

Me:"Eve!!! PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP PLEASE AND THANK YOU!!!!"

My dad: "...She cant hear you."

Me:"Ugly?! UGLY?!!! BITCH OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES!!"

My dad: " She cant hear you."

Me:" YES SHE CAN SHE JUST CHOOSES NOT TO!!!"

-About 3 minutes later-

Me: " Eve if you want that hand for the rest for your life I suggest you keep your fucking hands off that sexy male that goes by Alex Riley"

My dad:" Im not gonna even say it this time."

( A convo via phone I had with my bff about music that's on her iTunes)

My bff":...and JoMo is here."

Me:" OMG AT YOUR HOUSE!!!!! :D"

My bff:"No on the itunes list for music"

Me:" Oh..."

-awkward silence-

My bff:" You scared me"

Me: :D

( A conversation I had with my mom about Edge and Alberto Del Rio after she had seen Alberto for the first time)

Me:"I'd lick that man's abs!"

My mum:"That mexicans?"

Me:"Ew never Id rather lick a toilet seat that has crabs! I was talking about Edge."

( Me to my bff when she was arguing with her boyfriend one friday night)

Me:"I would and I'd demand to know what's up R-Truth style before I knuckle up and blow his roof up R-Truth style!!!"

(Watching RAW with my sister one monday)

Me:" BRIE'S A MAN!!!"

My sister:" Which one is Brie?"

Me:" The one that looks like a man?"

My sister:"...They BOTH look like men."

-About 10 minutes later-

My sister:" Does his crotch say loch?" (Referring to Sheamus)

Me: I think so"

My sister:"He has a lake on his crotch!"

Me:" WELL OBVIOUSLY HE HAS THE DRIP!!"

(My mother upon seeing Otunga for the first time)

My mom:"THAT...IS ONE GHETTO BOOTY!!"

(Sitting around watching Smackdown with my mom and bff)

My mom: " Why is Cody Rhodes givin people groomin tips...IS HE GAY!!??"

Me:" He makes me wonder!"

My bff:" HE LIKES IT UP HIS DIRT RHODE!"

( Me speaking to Punk when he appeared on the tv)

Me:"Dear Punk you look like a scruffy pantsless hobo strung out on acid...you should get some hemmroid ointment for your eyes Love me :)"

(My mom and me watching RAW)

Punk: "...my good friend Dave Batista!"

My mom: " THEYRE DOIN IT!!!!!"

Me: " ...Mom?!"

( Me to my mother one monday night)

Me:" That look Miz did though reminded me of a rapist."

-Mom shrugs her shoulders-

Me:"Wellll obviously we have a rapist on Monday night RAW hes climbin in yo rings snatchin yo championships up so you need to hide yo belts hide yo mics and hide yo Lawlers cuz hes just beatin everybody out here!'

My mom:" Are you on drugs?"

-About 10 minutes later-

Me: " Im tellin you if we take half of Otunga's ass and half of Husky's fat we can make a new Nexus member and I can have Justin."

My mom:"Once again are you on drugs?"

( Me and my mom regarding Edge)

Mom:" I like Edges jacket"

Me:" You can have his jacket if I can have him...does that sound good?"

Mom:"Okay as long as I get the jacket."

(My mom on Cena's hip injury)

My mom:"Where's Cena?"

Me:"Hurt his hip."

Mom:"Well he needs to stop doing naughty things with his wife!"

Me:"Wade did it."

Mom:"Well they need to stop doing naughty things."

( My mother on Randy and Miz's match for the WWE title)

My mom:"So now Randy gets Miz right?"

Me:"Basically."

Mom:Well his boyfriend wont be happy with that!"

Me:"Whose?"

Mom:"Miz's.That Alex boy hes always touchin."

( My bff on her obsession with Kofi and Lifetime movies)

My bff:"This dude is physco and cyber stalking people...all I can see is me and Kofi."

Me:"Well you did stalk his Myspace, Twitter and FanNation."

My bff:" I know and I got banned from FanNation because of his sexy Jamaican sexyness."

Me:"...righttttt."

(My mom on my new obsession with Alex Riley)

My mom:" So you like that Alex?"

Me: "Yes he's sexy and I want his babies."

My mom:" o.0 Youre a dork"

Me: "Nope he winked at me after I said it ;p" (This is very true I got to see the finale of NXT live and when there was a commercial break I stood from my seat in the arena and screamed, " ALEX RILEY I WANT YOUR BABIES!" and he turned, saw me, smiled and winked. The benefits of being about 50 meters from the ring )

(My sister on Alex Riley)

My sis: "Alex Riley is ugly"

Me: "EXCUSE ME?!THAT MAN IS SEXY AND YOU'RE JEALOUS!"

My sis:" Jealous that the Miz doesnt touch me?"

Me: "YES!!"

(Me one monday night)

Me: "OMG WHO IS THAT ASIAN!!!!????"

My sis: "What?!"

Me:"Oh its Otunga...he looks Asian from the side :/"

My sis:"...He's Black...How do you get Asian out of Black?"

Me:" Tanning?"

(My sister upon seeing Ricardo swinging a towel during one of Alberto's matches)

My sis: "What the heck is that Ricardo dude doing? IS HE RALLYING UP!? Who does he think he is? Ricky Ortiz?!"

Me:"...Whatever happened to Ricky Ortiz?"

My sis:" I don't know but I liked him :("

(My sister on Justin Gabriel's 450 splash)

My sis:"Damn what the hell is he a YoYo?"

Me:"If he was a YoYo Id be his string."

My sister:"WHAT?!"

(My sister on John Morrison removing his jacket)

My sis:"Morrison just ripped off that jacket like he was going to jump on a stripper pole."

Me:" Id pay him to jump on a pole anytime."

(Me on Edge)

Edge's entrance music:" You think you know me."

Me:" I think you're sexy!!"

My mom:" Ew."

Me:"Silence fool!!!!"

( Me talking to my best friend about the guy I like after she was positive I broke his bike...also we have a slight obsession with saying R-Truth's lines )

Me: " Haha its the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth and when he realizes that the truth will set him free only not really because if he tried to leave Id knuckle up and blow his roof up and the Bloodhound gang would be singin the roof the roof the roof is on fire!!!!"

My bff: "Hahahahahahahaha wtf???"

Saw this thing and couldn't resist

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
.I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be obsessed with boys
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic and gossip