After a heist gone wrong, Kaitou KID has finally been caught. Now imprisoned, Kaito's trying to survive until he can figure out a way to escape. His cellmate, ex-detective Kudo Shinichi, might be able to help. As the day of their planned escape nears, only one question remains in Kaito's mind - Is Kudo really the criminal they claim that he is? Prison!AU.

Kudo Shinichi: high school intrepid reporter in a city of super-powered vigilantes and villains. Current status: In distress, probably. Could really use a superhero, maybe. Waiting on a certain team of teen heroes to get their shit together, mostly. Snarky and annoyed, definitely. Superhero!AU. MOVED TO AO3.

"This is the story of why we had to start calling Danny Fenton, Danny FINton. Get it, Danny? 'Cause you have FINS? Oh, I kill me." - summary by Tucker Foley.

Sequel to 'Phantasma Nereiorum Formant'. Danny and his friends have started their final year of college and problems are already arising. Danny is trying to gather the courage and the right moment to ask Sam an important question while battling his inner desires for her. Meanwhile, Vlad returns to plot his revenge on Danny and the group to get what he wants.

In which Danny's secret is revealed to the world before he ever steps foot in Amity Park…and before he ever meets Sam or Tucker. Pre-PP AU. Post-reveal. Rated for language.

To most of the rest of the universe, Ben Tennyson, wielder of the Omnitrix, is a hero. To a young Necrofriggian hatchling, however, he's something far more... he's a mother.

AU Samantha Manson woke up with twelve hours until her wedding...only to wake up the morning of to discover that she was already married to some guy named Danny Fenton, who was definitely NOT her fiancé. Oh...crap. Her mother was going to kill her. Cover art by Reena Joy

A chance encounter with a strange girl named Sam throws Halfa onto the shaky twisting path of remembering who he was before, questioning the people he's with now, and wondering what could have possibly got him from one to the other. Or should he say who? (AU)

Vlad did it. He took Maddie. Everything would be perfect if it wasn't for one thing: Danny. The child he never wanted. For Maddie's sake he keeps him, but by no means does he accept him. A little boy raised by isolation in a cold mansion. Invisible to all. That is until he meets the girl with lavender eyes. The one person that can truly see him.

I heard my mother giggle. "Sam, that boy almost tripped into his car staring at you." I looked over to the parking lot to see a raven-haired boy panic as he tried to back out, hitting the brakes HARD before he could turn, causing him to honk as he was thrown over the wheel. Please tell me that weird kid didn't like me...

It's been over a year since the defeat of BelialVamdemon, and things have been quiet in the Digital world. Then Takeru starts having nightmares about an ocean. When those dreams start to cross into reality, they are forced to accept that it's not only the Digital World which can bring danger to them all. But can they find the source of their nightmares before it's too late?

Ran finds out at the worst possible time Shinichi is Conan. Now she's got to break them both out of the Black Organisation's lab, and time is running out.

This whole situation is really starting to get to TK. He's hardly slept or eaten; he's nearly died more times than he can count. He's only survived this long thanks to Patamon - the only thing he can remember about his life. And now he's run into a group called the tamers who have the answers he seeks, but they aren't talking... even when the fate of the world is at stake.

And Shinichi tells her how he'd fallen out of a tree, broken his wrist on the fall down. The cast… well, that's the final problem. [Oneshot] [Dysfunction-Verse]

Kaito meets a dying KID Killer in the hospital, but something is off. No one visits him, the hospital has emptied the hall his room is in, and Akako is ranting about demons. Chapter 5: An Anxious Raccoon

Or, Shinichi becomes Death, and it's not funny except in the sense that it – well, kind of is. [for the prompt: "I had a near death experience." OH BE QUIET. I WAS NOWHERE NEAR YOU.]

After overhearing a conversation between some suspicious attendees of a heist, the KID Capture Brigade investigates the disappearance of Kudo Shinichi. But as their attempts to unravel the mystery of his apparent murder progress, they start to realize that some cases should be left closed. Just how can a detective be both alive and dead? MOVED TO AO3.

Trapped into going to one of those stupid "gather all detectives to solve an old mystery in a creepy mansion" things with Hakuba, Kaito was planning to lay low. But of course, Conan not only shows up but gets amnesia. With the mystery looking more personal by the minute, and with no one there but Kaito knowing Conan's true identity, Kaito finds his hands uncomfortably full.

"Your boyfriend has a crush on my boyfriend" [polyamory, heishin, shinran, heikazu]

He was a boy. She was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious? / Holly Short is an overworked, underpaid barista at Root's hipster coffee shop. Artemis Fowl the Second is a reluctant student in search of "proper" coffee. Cue the Coffee Shop AU.

Ben is a boy who is still fitting into the shoes meant for a true hero. Azmuth is the creator who is hard to please. Their relationship has been rocky, having its ups and downs. But when it comes down to it, they are fond of each other more then they would care to admit.

Takeru is quite content living in a strange world which changes from day to day. He has Poyomon by his side, and regular visits from the quiet children who are his playmates. Then a new friend arrives - a boy his own age - which sets off a chain of events that will turn his world inside out. Just what is real, and who are his friends anyway? 02 Canon Divergent AU.

Danny keeps dreaming of a strange castle while the ghosts across the world gossip of a 'halfa'. Does it mean anything?

When an alien spaceship crash-lands in the middle of some small, backwater town in the middle of Ohio, the townspeople are more than spooked. As soon as the government gets involved in the capture and imprisonment of these otherworldly "visitors", teenage activist Sam Manson is determined to throw a wrench in the system... and flip a couple people off in the process.

Written for Poirot's 6-8k Writing Competition #2. ForensicShinichi. Shinichi's world is filled with numbers. Numbers are easy to understand, people? Not so much. One-shot

A collection of drabbles, each exactly 100 words long. Various characters and genres. 157- Convergence. The second time was different. Drama, rated K.

Hired by the LEP as a consultant, Artemis finds himself at the centre of a growing crisis. He was right: human children ARE getting smarter. Webisode 3.02.5: Homecoming is bittersweet, especially at three in the morning. But, like most things, it's easier with friends.

Just after TLG. Artemis's legacy has a profound effect on his brothers' futures. Recent events introduced Myles Fowl to the realm of the fey. For the sake of his brother, he becomes tangled in the affairs of the Underland and in conspiracy.

COMPLETE! House Xover. No PP. House pre-season 4. Amity Park's in trouble and Danny's stuck in New Jersey with a doctor who won't release him until he's "better." But how can House cure his patient without realizing he's only half human? DxS

AU. Shinichi and Kaito are a few things: Best friends, addicted to texting, and utterly nuts. It works out well enough. (Done for the second prompt exchange at Poirot Cafe forums. Modified semi-epistolary format. Canon pairings.)

A simple dare from Astrid to Snotlout is all it takes for the teens to engage in a one-for-all dare off. How far will they be able to go before they either end up killing each other or drive Stoick crazy?

Who knew that a half-baked metaphor, some iced-to-perfection straight-A students, a sprinkle of basic yet uncomfortable questions, and a dash of lame baking puns were all it would take to explain Danny's very existence? But you know, that's just the way the cookie crumbles. Oneshot.

In which the C-Cube's color remains in hot debate, and the new Artemis Fowl movie announcement isn't helping settle matters at all.

Even before Takato was electrocuted, he was having a crummy day. It all started when he woke up with no memory, in a strange place, and surrounded by a group of kids known as the digidestined looking for somebody named TK. Now he, Guilmon, and five worried kids must set out to find out what exactly is going on… and why. COMPLETE.

Better written but still the unserious, hilarious story you love. When Artemis comes face to face with 12 alter egos, each one worse than the last, it's just plain annoying that a revived Koboi should feel like taking over the world. But on the brink of humanity's likely extinction, witness what happens when absolute stupidity meets total genius, with some teenage antics thrown in.

Companion Piece to The Fatal Turnabout. Our heroes might have conquered Dahlia's spirit world, but that doesn't mean that they're completely free of it yet. Some might relive their nightmares, some may panic over what could have been, but with the help of group therapy, they're determined to beat the evil Hawthorne sister's plot once and for all.

For Rin and Suguro, friendship is more like a battlefield. As with most things involving his brother, Yukio is becoming resigned to this. No pairings. [Oneshot]

Sequel to Revenge. Nethersian is back with a vengeance and when he goes back in time to wipe out Ben before he can become a threat, it's up to Gwen to convince an alternate Kevin and Syvux to help stop him. Canon pairings only.

A prisoner has escaped from a high tech prison ship and landed on Earth. But what is it that they're after? And what is the connection to Ben and his recent nightmares? Gwen/Kevin & Ben/Julie

A short, almost Christmas-themed piece.

Picks up right where TLG left off. Artemis is back. There has to be some catch, right? Moreover, Opal has cheated death as well and becomes a ghost. Her plan for revenge is possibly her most devious one yet and right at the center of it is Foaly. The plot is about to get deliciously twisted.

Eight years after leaving Labyrinthia, Phoenix returns for an unexpected reunion.

A collection of stories featuring romances between Artemis and Holly. Some are continuous, some aren't; all are romantic in some way. Rated T for context and language. Now taking prompt submissions!

Ten years ago, Phoenix faced the most difficult trial of his life and buried his darkest demon in the past where she would never be able to hurt anyone again, or so he thought. A threatening message and a mysterious package mark the return of the biggest monster the defense attorney and his crazy company ever faced, and she's hungry for revenge. Last time she played by the rules...

When a basketball game ends with a trip to the hospital for TK, the digidestined are faced with more than they could have ever bargained for when a normal injury takes an unexpected turn as they are reminded they cannot escape destiny. Or their demons.

Bad news always goes down better with burgers and a shake. It's a patented Maya Fey motto. Except when that bad news is walking into your sister's—usually neat and tidy, but now wrecked and frenzied—law office and spotting a seventeen year old boy sobbing over said sister's bloodied and dying body. –––AU

Artemis Fowl is recovering from the effects of the Atlantis Complex. But action has finally died down, and for the first time since they met Artemis and Holly have nothing to do. What frustrations and emotions will be revealed in these dull moments between adventures? Rated T for romance and mild violence. Set between Books 7 and 8.

Trouble always manages to find poor Danny- no matter how hard he tries to avoid it. Bullies plus ghosts 24/7 can really make a life hard. He usually figures it out, but how does one ghost stand up to the majority of the ghost zone? (A little DXS)

(On hiatus, NOT dead. Please see my profile for details. ) A former member of the Black Org wants the secret of eternal youth and immortality, and he thinks he can get it by kidnapping Conan. Conan begs to differ.

What happens when Danny's moods come out to play? I'll tell you: Tucker gets lots for blackmail, a family is formed, and Sam's lips get a workout ;D Rated T because I have a few cuss words but that's pretty much it. O, and I'm a bit paranoid! Total Danny X Sam fluff but not very intense.

When the town learn that Phantom is Half Human, they shun him. A year later, it's time to go home. Disclaimer: I do not own Danny Phantom.

AU. She eyed the yellow tape, daring it to keep her from the school grounds. After a moment, she decided to ignore the forbidding warning of the black DO NOT CROSS letters.

Artemis gets shot when he jumps in front of Butler to save him. He gets rushed down to the J. Argon clinic in critical condition. Holly is haunted by the memories of that fateful night. When she finally gets to go and see him, she is shocked to discover that it's not exactly Artemis in control of the teenager's body. Post TLG. My first fic. Just your trashy, guilty pleasure go-to.

None of the stories ever happened, you know. Series AU. (Themes of death and illness.)

My first MerDanny fic. A rare species of merman comes to the surface in the guise of a human to find a mate. He must do it while avoiding humans who wish to hunt him and endanger his race. This is my first MerDanny fic so please be nice. DxS TxV Cover by CartoonFreakshow

Danny, Sam, and Tucker get into a very unfortunate situation, and struggle to find a solution before their unusual changes are permanent. It's bloody hilarious.

It felt like this: with so much past sitting like an anchor between the two of them, it was impossible to simply be. She needed to write that book, and he needed to read it. (Post TLG)

A little treat for my beloved DP Angst Day

Artemis Fowl had no problem understanding paradoxes. Travel with the Doctor had merely taught him to know when they weren't enough. Post TLG!

In the aftermath of the Great Techno-Crash, not everyone is there to pick up the pieces. - Heavy spoilers for The Last Guardian!

Deep in the subterranean tunnels under Amity Park's Museum of Natural History, an ancient evil stirs. Overwhelmed by parents, school, Vlad and budding powers, Danny is left with no defense against the creeping darkness rooting into his own mind. Even as he stands as Amity's last defense, he begins to doubt his own heart... 'Nomen mihi Legio est…quia multi sumus...'

As Maddie walks by Danny's door, she hears a noise, one that might just alert her to the happenings of her son. How will she react to this new revelation? Revelation fic! Danny/Maddie bonding, maybe. Rated T for violence.

Sequel to SC. When Riley enters Casper High as a freshman and a ghost attack results in her learning Danny's secret, she swears not to tell. Danny knows Riley works very hard to keep her promises, but exactly how good is she at keeping secrets? Slight DxS

A post "Raven Chaser" story. Because "The Raven Chaser" opened many doors…and Kaito worries. Animeverse/Movieverse.

Plot bunnies, previews, little drabbles, and oneshots I think are cool but not cool enough to deserve their own stories. Now: Partner work is stupid. Warning: contains high amounts of Riley. Proceed with caution.

Dreamer Ghosts taunt Danny for mysterious reasons. To make matters worse, Danny has to deliver a speech in front of national television about his new Spaceshuttle at NASA. Can he solve the mystery before having to face his fear of public speaking?

Danny and his sister are down in the lab, when he accidently is hit with the newest in ridiculously named Fenton inventions. Now he is nothing short of a Fruit-Loop! Will his friends be able to fix him, or will he be sent to the loony shack? COMPLETE!

After an extremely destructive fight against Ember gets aired from start to finish on live TV; a group of Phantom haters labels Danny as having "lost all human thought and regard for his surroundings" but a spat with Skulker and fate, may prove them wrong.

Combing Danny with sugar...not such a great combination... DxS in this completely random fluffy fic! Read and review please! One shot!

A man of hypnosis, who goes by the name Magic Magician, comes to Amity Park and everyone is excited. Danny doesn't trust this magician. But things turn for worst when he gets captured by the Fenton's. What happens when Phantom becomes a volunteer? {Being Revised}

Sometimes even a relatively normal day in Danny Fenton's life can be amusing and eventful by itself. Yes, even during Mr. Lancer's class. Oneshot collection. Now: Lancer assigns partners for a project: learn 10 things about each other, and present them.

What starts with Danny finding Danielle, makes its way through both teenagers new lives together. This will be the tale of the Two Phantoms, as they learn to face challenges together, kick ghost butt, and just be a great brother and sister. Post PP!

I wasn't always a hero. People seem to forget that it took a whole month for me to start heroing. Left to my own devices I wouldn't have started at all. Because the accident didn't just turn me half ghost. It gave me a voice. -My first fanfic-

Jack and Maddie come to Casper High to give a demonstration on ghost hunting. That is, until Danny Phantom becomes the lab rat for the class. Hows he gonna get out of this one?

Au winged!Danny. What is it like to not know why you exist, or if you should even exist at all? Danny needed to find out the answers, but he had no idea how dangerous the journey would be, or what kinds of things he would find on the way. COMPLETE.

AU; sequel to "The Facility". Danny starts community college with Sam, but his powers start to dangerously branch out, especially with a new, ghost-hating friend in the picture. DannyxSam, TuckerxOC

Alternate Universe; Danny was injected with a powerful ectoplasmic serum as a child, and kept under strict surveillance as he grew up. At the age of eighteen, things go wrong as Danny's powers begin to manifest. Hints at DxS, rated for language.

It was all supposed to be over at the end of the Hazakurain Trial, but what secrets still remain unspoken about the Fey family past? Is Maya's life in danger yet again? Phoenix/Maya

Danny's finally going to get to meet his new crew at NASA and start training them. But when his new co-pilot, Nicholas Stevenson, accidentally discover his secret, their relationship takes off with a bumpy start.

AxH, post-TAC When Artemis's past misdeeds come back to haunt him, he and Holly must embark on another dangerous mission. But with the Atlantis Complex, a hostile LEP, and some old foes to contend with, the odds are stacked against them.

Too short to summarize. Just know... Mister Lancer... it's best not to get on his bad side... *shivers*

Green eyes blinked hazily open to a sea of curious faces staring down at him."What is he?" someone whispered."He's a familiar," someone else responded smartly."Whatever it is, it's repulsive," a third person snapped.Danny glanced down at his hand...

The sequel to The Ultimate Dare Off! Sam and Tucker are ready for the long month of being slaves to Danny, who isn't going to make it easy for them. What can come out of this? Chaos, of course!

Danny and Tucker get shrunk down and swallowed by Danielle. Now, they have to think to escape before becoming Dani's next meal. Can Danny push his limits to escape? And can Tucker please stop screaming! DxS DanixTuck

Danny finds out that Jack Fenton is not his real father. But who is? Or... what? Unexpected Revelations. WARNING. *muhahaha*

Takes place near the end of 'Identity Crisis' with a twist. One-shot.

WARNING: This story involves white suits, secretiveness, unhygienic facilities, and horrifying outcomes. Read at your own risk.

It's a WTF moment for Danny when unexpected revelations about a certain classmate comes to light one night. Oneshot.

Danny, Sam, Tucker, Dash, Paulina, Kwan, Star, Mr. Lancer, and Danny's parents are all trapped in the ghost zone with only Danny to get them out. Will Danny be able to keep his secret? A little bit of DxS

Ghost portal are not built secretly in basements by mad scientists. They are built by large and powerful corporations with lots of attention from lots of people. Likewise, a ghost hybrid is not created so quietly either.

Complete - Kaitou Kid promised a heist to Hattori Heiji, and it's time to deliver. But Conan has been sitting on something and figuring out how to deal with it. When all collide at the heist, can things go well? No, of course not.

Based on one of ghostanimal's challenges. There's a new class at Casper High and Jack and Maddie Fenton are teaching it. Can Danny survive?

Andy's acting strange, at least stranger than a five-year-old with ghost powers. Danny is determined to get to the bottom of this mystery, even though he had no idea what dangers he's about to face.

My own collection of little one-shots and drabbles for Danny Phantom. Never anything gruesome, angsty, depressing, tragic, and no character deaths! Might include a few previews of my stories-to-come! R&R!

Danny Phantom/Harry Potter Crossover One-shot that really is too short to summarize without giving everything away. BEWARE! Really random idea- read at your own risk... *muhahaha*

Walker went cold. "Madeline Walker Fenton, age 42. Husband is Jack, kids are Jasmine and...oh hell...Clockwork! This your idea of a joke?" Post PP.

Due to a certain Time Master, no one realized that Danny was supposed to be at Hogwarts until he's sixteen. How will he affect the life of a sad and angry Harry Potter?

Danny, Sam and Tucker compete in the Ultimate Dare Off, where only one will win the champion title of Ultimate Dare Master...and two personal slaves for a month isn't bad either.

Danny, Sam and Tucker need to dissect a frog for science class. Things don't exactly go as planned...

The Nasty Burger is getting closed down but not without a fight!Can Danny,Sam,and Tucker and people from Amity park to help and stop it from closing...and how far will they push to keep it opened?...Chapter 7 is up so make sure you check it out! :P

Ever wonder what's on Danny's Ghost Files? Maddie does and when curiosity gets the better of her, she hacks onto Danny's account on the lab computer and find a LOT more than she was looking for. PP does not happen

Set right after Time Paradox, slight spoilers for Atlantic Complex, though. Artemis is feeling bad about lying to Holly. But is there something else wrong with him? Implied AH

A fresh coat of snow has fallen over Amity Park during the night. Andy excitedly gets up, wanting to start the day building snowmen outside with Daddy. But Danny's got other plans, plans his five-year-old doesn't want to hear of.

There's another thunderstorm over Amity Park. While his parents are sleeping soundly through it, Andy has other ideas.

Sam takes Danny along in her car, showing him what her daily routine is when picking their son up from school. Unfortunately, Danny sees Andy getting picked on, and immediately jumps to action, with disastrous results.

Sam and Tucker decide to help Danny perfect his newly acquired Ghost powers... Unfortunately, this turns out to be easier said than done.

Five years pass since Danny left. Sam, now a single mother, and Tucker, mayor of Amity Park, still long to be reunited with their best friend. When Andy, Sam's son, discovers a jewel, a race between human and ghost begins, in order to reach the prize

After full-filling his dream of becoming an astronaut at NASA, Danny returns to Amity Park after several years of escaping his home town. He wants nothing to do with being a hero anymore, but a new ghost foe causes Danny to rethink his choice.

The teens are ready for one last hip showdown, and their target is Technus, Master of All Technology. But will Technus prove he really can talk the talk? Will the teens be outdone and humiliated by the tech ghost? Third in the Hip Talk series. Rated for slight language, though not explicit.

Mr. Lancer is horrified when he has to teach Driver's Ed to Danny, Sam and Tucker. Chaos ensues.

When Lancer gives a speech on Shakespeare, how far will our favorite trio go to get out of it? First fanfic!

Six-year-old Danny is having difficulty sleeping again, no thanks to his father's nightly ghost stories. But as usual, big sister Jasmine has the solution.

This story is my idea of what happened the day Danny Fenton got his ghost powers.

sequel to Vacations are EVIL. Danny is having school troubles... as in, his parents signed him up for a benevolent ghost school that helps ghosts gain control of their new powers. What could possibly go wrong? may contain OC ghost students. ON HIATUS! SRY

ORIGINALLY WRITTEN BY NICKTENDO SQUAD. Now adopted by truephan. Original Summary: Bloopers of the show I made up, give me ideas for more of them... details inside... PLEASE R&R AND REVIEW! AND NO FLAMING!

Complete - Ran and Shinichi arrive at the Tendo dojo with a problem that only one Saotome Ranma can fix. Now if only the residents would LISTEN to them...

Complete - As always Conan stumbles across another body; and this time the prime suspect is this high school kid named Kuroba Kaito. Sequel to The Case of the Hidden Epidemic.

ON HIATUS.There was one month between the Accident and the encounter with the Lunch Lady. One month of Danny trying to get the hang of his powers.Hinted Dx

Complete - Watanuki quite literally runs into an odd boy with an even odder spirit-double.

AU!1920s. Young Sam Manson runs away from her rich parents, finding herself in a rundown speakeasy. After meeting a boy named Danny and exploring the joys of "The Pits" of Amity Park, a ghostly mob boss ruins it by holding the young heiress for ransom.DxS

When Danny's field trip is held at the same place as a local middle school's, Danny is paired up with probably the most annoying kid he's ever met! And now she's stuck to him like glue! How can he keep his secret when she won't leave him alone? PrePP DxS

Complete - Conan has stumbled across a mystery. This time the victims are much closer: the students of his elementary school. With Genta and Ayumi hospitalized, Conan will need to solve this case quickly. But then Ran gets hospitalized.

Danny gets turned into a 2-year-old and his enemies start attacking thinking he's weak. Over time though they start to wonder: what's worse? The new annoying and hyper Danny Phantom, or the fact that they still can't beat him?

Danny's family is on vacation in England when they have a run in with some rather unsavory characters...

Gwen needs both of them- she needs Ben to depend on her, and Kevin to make sure she's okay. And at the thought of losing Ben, she's not quite sure what she needs. Alien Force Hurt!Ben and Angsty!Gwen with a smidge of Gwevin if you squint.

No, Fenton. You are not letting her bring home another animal. One shot. [DxS]

The full version of Lions, Tigers, and Ghosts. Danny pulls a prank on Vlad. In revenge, Vlad exposes Danny and gets him locked up in a zoo. Possible DXS. On hiatus

Danny's last adventure ended on a high note in April. But now, it's time for the next chapter, with new trials and general trouble for the whole team. Longer Summary inside. EVOLUTIONS 4, Sequel to HOPES.

HPDP Crossover Hogwarts is no longer safe, and Harry, Ron, and Hermione are relocated to a small Muggle town. Not just any town, though: Amity Park, home of the infamous Danny Phantom. It's all AU from here, folks. Unplanned hiatus. Oops.

Back in September, Danny's life became very complicated. Now in April, ghost and human politics collide and conspire to threaten the greatest source of stability in Danny's life. His secret identity. SEQUEL TO EXCEPTIONS

With the threat of ghostly doom out of the picture and his parents accepting him for who he is, Danny Fenton is ready for a much less complicated life. But...longer summary inside. SEQUEL TO COMPLICATIONS

Danny Fenton’s already complicated life is about to get even worse. Longer Summary Inside. Rated T for Safety

Mouri Kogorou was no fool.

Cute and fluffy peril! Amity Park has been engulfed in a new pet craze, but these animals are not all that meets the eye.

At the risk of sounding conceited, I rock. This, boys and girls, is my masterpiece, my tour de force, my ultimate creation. I have created the perfect murder.

Oneshot. There's a new claw machine, you know, the ones with the stuffed animals inside, at the Nasty Burger, and Tucker won't leave until he has a chance to try it out.

In real life, people are in no way confident when they pop the big question. Danny's confidence level is minus 67. He's blabbering away like an idiot. And Sam is trying to figure out exactally what it is he's trying to tell her. For my dad.