Hellooooooo,

I'm Maggiewoob,

I'm a tiny bit weird and will do things that contradict myself

ALL

DA

TIME.

So don't panic,

just know that I am crazy in all meanings of the word.

WOOT!!

BTW, I'm Bi

I LOVE SNOW!!! JUST THE WORD AND IT MAKES ME GO CRAZY!!!

Q

Fave Fic Types:

Naruto, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Merlin, Avatar:LAB, Pokémon, NCIS, Sherlock, Danny Phantom, Adventure Time, Assassins Creed, Thor, Avatar, Percy Jackson, Transformers twilight

Fave Parings (the ones I can think of):

Naruto:

Naru/sasu

Naru/kashi

Naru/Tachi

Naru/Ino

Naru/Hinata

Naru/Kurama

Hated Pairings

Naruto/Tayuya

Sasuke/Sakura - JUST NO GAHHHH (I will read it though if it has a good pairing for Naruto)

Naruto/Sakura - JUST NO GAHHHH

Harry Potter:

Favourite Pairings

Floor/Harry

Draco/Apple

Harry/Hermione

Draco/Harry

Blaze/Hermione

Hated Pairings

Ron/Hermione

Harry/Ginny

Ron/Harry

Ginny/Hermione

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

You know you live in 2008 when

1. You accidentally enter your password on your microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space.

4. You would rather look all over the house for the remote rather than just pushing the buttons on the t.v.

6. Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7. As you read this list keep nodding and smiling.

8. As you read this list you think of sending it to all your freinds.

9. And you were to busy to notice # 5

10. And you scrolled back up to see if their was a # 5

11. Now your laughing at yourself stupidly.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny
(")_(") into your profile to help him gain world domination. He he...

bunny and mesage provided by: fulofhyperness

Put this on your profile if you love NARUTO!!
Naruto Lovers Unite.
A. N. I. M. E. = Awesome. Ninja's. In. Manga. Everyday.

Sasuke IS bringing sexy back, bitch. xD
Sasuke is?
S: Sexy
A: And
S: Still
U: Understandably
K: Kinky
(and)
E: Erotic

I got this from the author Sarah1281

The Top Eleven Things Everyone Should Know About Twilight (which given that other people have put it on their profiles I should probably mention was something I came up with)(Sarah1281, not me)

1. Werewolves are only immortal as long as they want to be. Yeah. Kind of strange. Apparently it has to do with how often they choose to become wolves. Of course, these are quite strange werewolves who don’t follow the moon.

2. Vampires sparkle in the sun. Really. And no one ever laughs at them when they do this. Then again, they only ever show this to lovestruck teenage girls.

3. In a werewolf/vampire/human threesome, the human has to be in the middle so the freezing vampire and burning werewolf balance each other out. Or something like that.

4. It is not at all creepy to make an unborn baby your soulmate nor is it creepy to raise your soulmate from infancy as its father/brother and then become its lover.

5. Author Stephenie Meyer is apparently a big supporter of the rights of demon babies.

6. Wanting to literally eat your girlfriend is romantic, not deeply disturbing.

7. Jeopardizing a fragile treaty between two very dangerous, deadly groups because you can’t control your hormones is endearing, not painfully stupid.

8. When you’re friends with vampires and werewolves, you no longer are required to care about your human friends and family.

9. . When a guy you have been dating for a few months abruptly leaves and never plans on coming back and you take to cliff diving to hear his voice, you are in no way crazy nor should you look into therapy.

10. You should never, ever let Bella and Edward name anything. Ever.

11. TELLING a group of vampires that want to kill your baby that she is half human will do nothing. Finding someone who claims that they are half-human solves everything. They’ll even kill that vampire that’s out to get you for you.

PET PEAVES (I'll write more when I think of them and have access to Fanfiction)

HARRY POTTER STORIES.

My Biggest pet peave for Harry Potter stories is when people dont put what year it is set in. I am Reading a story right now and it's slightly AU. BUT IT DOES NOT TELL YOU WHAT YEAR IT IS!!!!! So every time I read about Harry and... Let's say... Draco are holding hands, I first think of Young!Darry, and then it is revealed in the last chapter that they are in Sixth year, WTF author?? GAHHHHHH!!!!

Still like the story though! .

92% of the teen population would die if they were told it was uncool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8% that would be laughing your head off.

93% of American teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7% who would ask the person 'What was your first clue?' copy this into your profile.

Meaning of color and your birthday!!

Don't cheat, if you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good.

Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating! The answers are at the bottom.

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

2. Your first initial?

3. Your month of birth?

4. Wich color do you like more, black or white?

5. Name of a person of the same gender as yours.

6. Your favorite number?

7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)

Answers:

1. If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black - You are conservative and aggressive.

Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue - You are spontaneous and love, kissed and affection from the one you love.

Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. if your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5.This person is your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

7. If you chose:

Flying: You like adventure.

Driving: You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday

My Answers

Black - You are conservative and aggressive

M - you try to enjoy life to the max & your love life is soon to blossom

September - you will have a great year and will experience a major Life-Changing experience for the good

Black - your life will tack on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glard for the change.

Emma - This person is your bestfriend (True)

8 - this is how many close friends you will have in your lifetime (Also true so far)

Flying - You like adventure (True)

Ocean - you are spontaneous and like to please people (True)

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

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Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:

You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!)
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous)
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..)
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged);
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle:;
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;
You sigh as this list ends XD
You were also screaming at Konohamuru in chapter 347 (page 10)
and You were awwing when Naruto dispelled the jutsu (jealous much?)
You replayed the credits ending to Shippuuden 65 over and over until your fingers cramped...then kept going anyway XD

You have been on the computer too long when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don’t have a screen name or Facebook.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.
7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.) & now you’re laughing at your stupidity.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession place this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you think that those god-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you fell down a flight of stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have fallen UP a flight of stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried opening a door by pushing it when it said "Pull" or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever tried to stick your head out of the car window and collided with the glass, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!