Short Fat Faghide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Stargate: SG-1, and Harry Potter. I love to read stories that are generally considered for children. Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Charlie Bone, Jermyn Graves, the Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, the Beaudelairs, Spiderwick, the Bartimaeus Trilogy, the Inheritance Trilogy, the Three Investigators, Mildred Hubble, Lily Quench, Wizard's Hall, etc.I'm a huge sci-fi fan and love Star Trek, Star Wars, Stargate SG1, Farscape, Battlestar Galactica (old & new), Babylon 5, Crusade, Doctor Who, Earth 2, Andromeda, Dune (old & new), Mission Genesis, SeaQuest, Red Dwarf, Blake's 7, Lexx, Lost in Space, Buck Rogers, the Tomorrow People & Space 1999 I love Charmed and Queer As Folk. Charmed rocks and they have really hot guys in it. Not as many as Queer as Folk, where they have nudity and sex thats an inch from porn. Mostly I like any TV show or movie with gay themes and characters, or even just really hot guys who take off their clothes. Loved the show Oz on HBO! Rome looks promising as well. Ben Browder, Michael Shanks, Christopher Meloni, Jamie Bamber, Steve Bacic, Kevin McKidd and James Purfoy are my kind of hot guys! Generally, I love anything with SLASH in it! |
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Adventures in Life Drawing by Davenrood reviews
An update, after all these years! A new class is added to Hogwarts that isn't suitable for students under 6th year. Surprise people end up naked and on display! SLASH SLASH SLASH! SS/HP HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,161 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 3/26/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Shattered Illusions by angel74 reviews
HPRW, A car accident leads to some unexpected revelations that Harry has long tried to keep secret. Will he reach out to his best friend’s family when he needs it most or will he accept his cruel fate?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 247,055 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Veela genes by Gothical-Fairy reviews
Hiatus Draco is, surprisingly enough a Veela. In an odd twist of events, Harry is his mate. With Voldermort, angry Weasley's and a swarm of fangirls, it's going to be an interesting year slash HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 86,316 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Lost Inheritance by paulaluv2000 reviews
Harry defies Dumbledore and finds out about his mother's family. What Harry uncovers will rock the wizarding world!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 38,559 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 1,802 - Follows: 1,687 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Albus D., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Ties of Blood by WolfMoon reviews
On a dark summer night, Harry walks straight into a situation that will change his life forever when a strangely familiar vampire saves from him a Death Eater. AU sixth year; some Canon; no pairings as yet. ABANDONED - if anyone wishes to pick this up, let me know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 112,561 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Ties of BloodOld by WolfMoon reviews
.:Story Discontinued. Re-write in Progress and first chapter posted:.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 97,110 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Ava Adore by fairy-dust3 reviews
Draco Malfoy is expelled from his school in England and sent to live in NY with his uncle what happens when he meets a raven haired boy? CHAP 41 UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 45,261 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
When things go right by Gothical-Fairy reviews
Today has, so far, been a terrible day. It's no surprise, really, after finding Harry Potter bleeding to death on my doorstep when I've had no contact with the magical world for two months. This day can simply not get any worse. Yet. DmHp, threeshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,799 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Smells Like A Teen Spirit by raven00 reviews
Draco’s a rare blood half veela, half elf. And Harry’s his mate. Now all Draco has to do is seduce Harry. Right? Well… It’s not that simple after all, as Draco soon finds out. disclaimer: title from nirvana
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,313 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Poem Read by Eppy the House Elf by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Eppy the House Elf from Harry Potter & the Azkaban Parody recites a poem written by the late, great Doris Wishman.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Children of the Future by Ahja Reyn reviews
In Harry's 7th year, children from the future suddenly appear at Hogwarts and one of them claims to be Harry's son. Problem is, Harry isn't the only father...DMHP [NO male preg]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,177 - Reviews: 2208 - Favs: 2,314 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Azkaban Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,649 - Reviews: 2426 - Favs: 1,978 - Follows: 1,542 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 1/4/2005
Just A Slow Dance by Firesword reviews
Slash. HPDM. PostHBP & PostVoldemort. Harry had declined Ginny's request for a dance. However, when he was asked by silverhaired Draco Malfoy, how would he respond?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 90 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 2,339 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
Different Life by the Prince's Jewel reviews
There's not much that happens in a dungeon cell. Especially when the door only opens twice after you're thrown in. mention rape, torture, character death
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Other Azkaban Story by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
COMPLETE! Azkaban Story. This is about how Harry was wrongly sent to Azkaban for killing Voldemort by corrupt Fudge. Now that he is out, how will he cope with the world again? How will his friends cope with a damaged Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,295 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 12/14/2005 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Leap of Faith by Sunrize reviews
A trip to the mountains becomes a battle for survival.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,662 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/12/2005 - Published: 11/29/2005 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Harry Potter & A Different Kind of Azkaban Story by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
SLASH. Post Hogwarts. Post HBP. After the war ends Harry is framed and sent to Azkaban for being gay. After a few months the truth is discovered that he was set up and is released. However, what no one knows is that Harry Potter really is gay.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,443 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/9/2005 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Harry P., Seamus F.
Deny Thy Father by Indigo Kitti reviews
PreHBP On the eve of his seventeenth birthday Draco's mother tells him of her shrouded past and his real father. Now, desperate to find his mate before it's too late Draco must look in the most unlikely of places. Veela!Draco, slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,419 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 10/10/2005 - Published: 9/20/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Harry Potter & the Veela Must Die Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
COMPLETE! This is a story written by Eppy, starring Eppy and about how she feels about Veela. This is inspired by Rorschach's Blot's new story, Odd Ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Severus Snape Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Severitus Challenge - After reading so many stories about where Severus Snape is somehow Harry’s father, I have decided to write a parody about them. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter & The Veela That Wouldn't Go Away by darkmoore reviews
Seventh Year, Harry Potter's last year at Hogwarts and how he deals with a pesky Veela, Dementors, the Minister of Magic and other problems in his life. Honeychurch prequel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,738 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 12/23/2004 - Published: 4/22/2004
Suicide Watch by Siren of Hell reviews
Harry has sunk into a deep depression after Sirius’s death. Can Draco pull him back up into the real world again? Especially considering the trials he will face in the holidays before his sixth year alone. HD SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/13/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Harry Potter & The Return to Honeychurch by darkmoore reviews
Post Hogwarts - After a busy first year teaching at the Honeychurch Institute of Magic, Harry has a few unforseen bumps along the way. Sequel to Harry Potter & the Honeychurch Institute of Magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,594 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 4/22/2004
Curse of the Banshees by Sheyda reviews
(Title-changed) AU. GoF. Harry was sent to Azkaban for mass-murder. Now, after defeating Voldemort he returns to Hogwarts and all those who abandoned him. Sorrow can be your downfall or your greatest strength. And banshees are just the beginning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,602 - Reviews: 1822 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 1,540 - Updated: 10/27/2004 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Harry P.
Harry Potter & the Veela Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
COMPLETE SLASH Veela Story After reading so many bad Veela stories, I have decided to write a parody about how they all break down into a basic storyline. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/3/2004 - Complete
Milk Is My Sugar by Michael Serpent reviews
My Veela twist... HD. Harry does something very stupid and ends up protecting Malfoy from the lust-crazed fellow students. He also decides to help the ranting and paranoid Malfoy to find his mate. Warning: This story is completely crazy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,675 - Reviews: 2101 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Depths of Winter by bananacosmicgirl reviews
Complete. Four years after getting out of Hogwarts, Harry lives alone in the Muggle world. He has turned his back on the magical world – until one day, when Draco Malfoy gets into a car crash before Harry’s eyes and ends up paralysed in a wheelchair.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 116,688 - Reviews: 2718 - Favs: 3,226 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Scion by Kalimyre reviews
Jack and Daniel slash. Ever wonder what it would be like to meet yourself as a child? Daniel is about to find out.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,884 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/6/2004 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill
Hook by Kalimyre reviews
Jack and Daniel Hurt Comfort story. When Daniel comes back from being held prisoner off-world, the damage goes far deeper than the physical. This is the story of his recovery.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,357 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/6/2004 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill
Blood Tide by Sunrize reviews
What makes Daniel so special?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,246 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2004
Harry Potter & the Honeychurch Institute of Magic by darkmoore reviews
COMPLETE - Post Hogwarts - After defeating Voldemort and deposing Minister Fudge, Harry thinks that he has become unemployable in the Wizarding world until he finds a job that just suits his needs
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 97,341 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/22/2004 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
The Death of Harry Potter by darkmoore reviews
AU - This story is about the death of Harry Potter. Every chapter will be a different version of his death. Some will tragic and some will short and sweet, but each will be different.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,785 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/10/2004 - Published: 3/30/2004
Total Recall by BlueScorpion reviews
Chapter 4 added [SLASH (JD)] A strange ruin attracts SG-1 to an alien planet that is seemingly deserted. As a vicious storm approaches, Daniel learns first hand just what has happened to the population of the planet.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,292 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/17/2004 - Published: 6/17/2003
It's All Coming Back to Me Now by Ximeria reviews
Daniel's trying to remember the things he used to like. (slash JD -- mild spoilers for 'homecoming')
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/10/2003 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson
A Man and His Plushie by Meredith Bronwen Mallory reviews
Humor-- slash (j/d). Thanks to a mischievious Cassie, Jack's dark secret is about to be revealed.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,991 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/28/2003 - Published: 8/14/2003 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill
Being True To Myself by Damion Starr reviews
One small statement can change your life. After Double Jeopardy Slash JackDaniel
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/27/2003 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
Convincing Oliver by coalbunker reviews
Out for a night on the town with Fred, Harry bumps into Oliver at a crowded club... OliverHarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,001 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/8/2003 - Published: 12/9/2002 - Harry P., Oliver W.
Learning to Love a Veela by Minerva-Severus-Dumbledor reviews
**Complete!!** Author's Note added!!Draco's part-Veela, Harry's his mate. BUT I have Frizzy's permission for Plot borrowing. My own twist.. Enjoy!!! R/R SLASH**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,335 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 6/7/2003 - Published: 4/8/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Christmas Gift by Nessessitee reviews
*J/D SLASH FIC* Jack's beloved mother has died, and now it's Christmas time with his family. He invites the rest of his team along to share it with him, however it's only Daniel who goes. 1/7 chapters
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,187 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/18/2003 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill
A World Without by Leeni-chan reviews
*COMPLETE* AU. A world without magic and Voldemort for Harry Potter should be dull. It's not. HP/DT & HP/DM slash. Notice Added.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,490 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/19/2003 - Published: 2/28/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
All That We See or Seem by Aurora Middleton reviews
When the son of Harry Potter asks Professor Draco Malfoy a hard question about his heritage, will the truth come out at last? *slash, implied mpreg*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,610 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Whatever Stirs Your Coffee by Hathor reviews
Daniel has had too much coffee and too little sleep when Jack calls around (Alpha Gate Challenge Response). *Warning: Contains Slash*
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2002 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill
Too Little Too Late by Nellie1 reviews
[SLASH J/D] An drastic event give Jack and Daniel to insights to things.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,679 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/10/2002
Reading Between the Lines by vodka straight reviews
A first anniversary and an odd gift from Lois makes ya think. . .
Lois and Clark - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2001
Perceptions by Po0ntZ reviews
The way Jack thinks of his team could end up being a problem... *Warning: contains slash J/D*
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,518 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/4/2001
The Reason by Chance reviews
Daniel's thoughts in his journal after Sam asks a question. Slash Jack/Daniel
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/20/2001
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Harry Potter & the Journey Into Isolation reviews
AU - Seventh Year - Harry Potter disappears just after his seventeenth birthday only to be found tortured, abused and near death three weeks later. Now he journeys to either come out of the trauma or deeper into the isolation of his own mind. Pre-Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,379 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/1/2006 - Published: 5/13/2004
Harry Potter & Rejecting the Veela reviews
SLASH - Seventh Year - Harry learns Malfoy is part Veela has chosen him to be his mate after denying himself since the age of 13. Now Malfoy begins a campaign to win Harry's love. Will he succeed?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,775 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/4/2005 - Published: 7/16/2004
Harry Potter & the Carbon Copies of You reviews
SLASH - After graduating from the Auror Training Academy, Harry disappears for nine years and only just returned to seek out his hearts true desire and then to do a job for the Ministry of Magic. HPDM, HPOC, DMOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,167 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/4/2004 - Published: 4/24/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter & You, Me and Moaning Myrtle reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy attempt to have a romantic evening together but someone else has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4/21/2004 - Complete
Stargate SG1 Reactivation reviews
COMPLETE! SLASH Jack O'Neal is frozen in Antarctica and his younger cloned self has been reactivated into service. Then the teams learns just how different he is from the original.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,296 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/19/2004 - Published: 4/10/2004 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
Stargate SG1 The Bonding reviews
SLASH SG-1 goes to a new planet where Jack and Daniel become bonded telepathically and they eventually learn how they feel about each other.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2004 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson