We were born to a weasel and a marmot and we were raised in the Sahara Desert, and then we moved to Wenis (is a real place, look it up if you don't believe us!) and we built a few pyramids there, so we died. Then we moved to New York and we wrote some fanficcies.

We will continue to write fanficcies until all the civilized world and Canada knows about us.

Disclaimer: We do not own Canada. And we don't actually live in New York. But for the sake of sanity (or lack of it) we'll pretend.