Nero goes to Dante in hopes of finding Kyrie, who's been abducted, again. Trish and Lady join in the search. Kyrie, using her wits, must survive and tame a returned Devil until Nero can find her. The old song and dance number has added a new tune. NeroXKyrie, DanteXTrish

Hidan got turned into a kid, can the Akatsuki deal with it?

When Phantom Skye visit's Vaughn's dealership for some fun, he gets more than what he bargained for.

Gilbert would do just about anything to see Ludwig in a uniform, including dressing in one himself. So when the opportunities came, he couldn't let them slip past. Pure crack and uniform fetish. Germancest. Now with extra chapters.

This tale chronicling the life of Team Magma's leader, Maxie Matsubusa, begins as he leaves home for college, where he finds a best friend in roommate Archie Aogiri. As time passes, Maxie falls in love, experiences unendurable tragedy, and watches himself grow older as a selfish war rages on, threatening to transform his very self.

I met her when she was young. No relation to me. Who knew such a small event would play such significance in my life. 100 Theme Format. KakuTsu. Rating could change to "M"

maxie has pretty much the biggest hard-on for archie when he's in that dumb wetsuit. i mean, look how stupid it is with its weird zipper thing, its stupid buttcape, how skintight it is, how it outlines all of archie's muscles… yeah it is pretty stupid. also maxie makes decisions he regrets. [ hardenshipping, Maxie x Archie, Maxie/Archie, all that fun stuff ]

Italy Veneciano didn't like it when his brother was quiet. Because with Italy Romano, quiet meant hurt. Tickle fic.

Nny is having a tough morning, and waiting for caffeine isn't going to help. ONE SHOT.

Ludwig was convinced by Antonio and Feliciano to spend the night having an orgy but what he didn't plan on was him being the centre now he must dance the dance of the Latin Trio and learn the Art of Seduction. WARNING: Smut Uke Germany oral sex. Rated MA for a reason. Pairing: Spamano ItaGer Germany x Latin Blood Trio

It's winter at the Akatsuki hideout and all the members are dreading going out into the cold! Deidara took in an abandoned cat, which some of the other members despise, and something other than partnership sparks between the members. Rated for Hidan's compulsive cursing!

The stupid potato bastard called my fratello over to his house and my fratello, being the idiot he was, dragged me along with him. I didn't want to go. At all, but this time was different. Prussia was home. Rated M for abuse and mentions of torture.

When Zim discovers that it is Dib's birthday, he tries to bake him a cake. ZaDf.

Happy Halloween! Tobi was gone half the day and suddenly decides to appear barking, Deidara misses him more than he thinks and doesn't even know how everything ended up like this! RATED M FOR MATURE CONTENT. TOBIDEI! YAOI! トビデイ! やおい!

The prequel to 'Akatsuki High' and the story of Deidara's life. Follows the Akatsuki High characters from when they were kids all the way to their junior year. Rated M. Pairings, same as in Akatsuki High.

It's been too long since they've last done this. ItaGer, light bondage, not for kids.

Deanon. Italy tops a blindfolded Germany. If you haven't guessed, not for the kids.

Lovino just can't accept it. No... Antonio was supposed... he said he'd be his forever. He promised they'd... be together forever. The pain's building, and the Italian can only see one clear way he'd pull himself through. And it's finally time to say goodbye to all. Past Spamano, Suicide, Two-shot, Current SpaIta, Completely rewritten

Just a rant of Romano's personal feelings. Basically memories of the past haunt him during a world conference and he has somewhat of a mental breakdown in front of all the other nations. He just wanted to be recongnized as a nation too, is that too much to ask for?

After breaking one of Sasori's puppets, Deidara seems like a fitting replacement. Although, Sasori wants to have a bit of "fun" with him first!

Romano's pain is finally to much, and he has convinced himself the world would be a better place without him.

Germany is always so strict and just thinks about work instead of having fun. The Prussia, France and Spain want to change that fact but it's harder as they thought. Look inside and find out how they achieve their goal.

Shower-sex without much of a plot. As usual, Hungary tops. Human names used.

Italy and Germany try to build on the trust between them for a new and specific kink. De-anon from the kink meme.

Why do you fight? Why do you continue to resist the darkness Sonic the Hedgehog?

Germany is stressed and can't sleep. He wants to ask Prussia if he'd mind sharing his bed, but he's afraid Prussia will mock him. Perhaps Prussia cares more about his little brother's well-being than he lets on, though.

An AU story with the Akatsuki from their childhood to adulthood. YAOI in late chapters. Pairings: KakuHida, SasoDei, KisaIta, and various popular pairings! Warnings: Shounen-Ai/Yaoi. Language/Hidan. 'Light' Sexual Themes/Hints?.

Italy decides to cook dinner and dessert for Germany, but Germany has unexpected intentions. Italy decides to play a game with the German. ItaGer!

Kakuzu had a good life until he finds an interesting young boy who turns his world upside down. naru-verse the ordering of when people joined the akatsuki will be messed up. kakuhidan, gore, swearing.

Akatsuki didn't care much about each other- and Deidara was no exception. But when a jutsu turns him to a child with no memory of his ninja life, the gang has to band together to set things right. Akatsuki's bound to learn a lesson they'll never forget.

Italy decides that a dinner date needs some spicing up. Embarrassment of Germany ensues. De-anoned Kink Meme fill. You know what to expect.

It's Christmas again! Love is in the air and so is Lovino. Falling. Downwards. "Well, I'm dead."

Before he heads off to bed, Tails wants Sonic to play a little guessing game. Based off the children's book. My first Sonic the Hedgehog fic!

"Gir has never had a birthday party before so I decided to throw him one this year." Dib realizes that perhaps Zim does have a soft spot for Gir after all... Zim and Gir friendship!

"They hurt you, master. The Tallest hurt you badly." Just like Zim, Gir was never given the chance to live up to his full potential. Zim and Gir friendship

Because if there was anything Akatsuki did, it was bicker. Pein muses at his organization and comes to a revelation.

Italy thinks Germany's beautiful when he sleeps. Drabble.

Just a short one-shot about Kakuzu and Hidan...and an unfortunate drink machine.

The death of Hitler came not from suicide but by the hands of a nation. The nation of North Italy. Rated M for safety.

What happens when Ludwig finally decides to leave Gilbert home during an important meeting? He was better off not knowing; and it all started with the sexting. submitted for Meinbruder pornfest, and de-anon from kink-meme

The US government's witness protection program has never had a witness die while under its protection. After innocent civilian Arthur Kirkland witnesses a murder ordered by the Vargas mob, will a hero's protection be enough to keep the record clean?

Random PWP smut. Italy's all cute and innocent... but we all know he's not.

It didn't matter if Pein wanted a normal breakfast or not. He was never going to get one.

Italy at times has odd dreams, but the oddest one he has so far was of Germany being a girl. He wakes up and checks to make sure Germany is still a guy. Italy ignores the fact it annoys, disturbs, and upsets Germany along with making him feel insulted.

To be a child again...For just a day. For just a moment. The innocence, the joy, the carefree nature...When Itachi is turned into a child, the Akatsuki members realize a few things about themselves, and a lot about Itachi. Not crack. COMPLETE

Young Germany decides to treat his older brother to a bedtime story. Kink Meme de-anon.

Germany and Prussia both long for the other but what happens when they think the other in love with Italy and Prussia has an accident? Written in German Brother POV and promises Lemon in later chapters. GermanCest!

What if Eggman's robots gave him a surpise baby shower? R/R

Romano is fed of with Spain continually calling him cute. Now he has a plan to make Antonio stop. But what if it fails? WARNING: Romano X Antonio in that order. LEMONS. First actual M so please forgive me DX Might contain slight OOC

Nero celebrates his first Christmas at the office. Can a mistletoe curse you? Is that what happened to this Grinch character? Slight D/N. A drunk Lady and the appearance of Kyrie! Dun dun duuuuun.

Akatsuki prepare for Christmas... each with their own dilemma.

Romano finally gets his chance to speak with his grandfather Rome when he comes to visit his other grandson who he constantly pushed to the side as a child. Angst.

How I think Deidara's version of Jingle Bells would sound like. One of my christmas specials! Rated T for certain words. Please read and review!

Germany was caught doing something in private and he keep on saying 'I do not need help' in vain for no one tends to listen to a person with one wrist cuffed to the bed. In the end Germany ends up being with someone and it is a Surprise.

Hello, Pain here and do I have a deal for you! Come on down to Red Cloud Motors and roll out in a brand new car for the lowest prices around. Or get a "bomb" paint job on an old ride. This weekend only! Everything must go! Quality service a guarantee!

Prom night is right around the cornor and love is floating through the air. Kind of makes me want to puke, well at least Pein is letting me have some fun tonight - Hidan. Warnings inside.

Oh no! What happens when the youngest of our heroic friends gets a temper and runs off? And what does Sonic have to do with it? Sorta a Cream origins story...see more, see more. Read and leave opinions! Should be okay as K for now.

Hidan vs. Edward Cullen

Prussia decides to throw a sleep over at his place with his two best friends: Spain and France. They basically play games and share their thoughts.

Germany tries to ignore Prussia's advances as he makes dinner. Prussia/Germany

What happens when you put the Akatsukis in school? Chaos breaks out. It's the first day of high school for the Akatsukis.

Kakuzu is pissed that Hidan gets all the ladies. Out of the kindness of Hidan's black heart he decides to play matchmaker. The lucky lady? None other than Granny Chiyo! How will the Akatsuki react? Insanity ensues! First Kakuzu and Chiyo story ever!

Italy wonders what kind of love Doitsu loves Italy like. rated M for mature content and sexual things.

Why is everyone avoiding Kakuzu today? D: not YAOI... that I know of... Possible OOC.

Germany lets it slips that he's still a virgin and his brother soon followed by France vows to remedy the issue. He hides out with Italy, who comes up with a very interesting solution... Virgin!GermanyxExperienced!Italy, M for awkward first time

Kakuzu always cleans his clothes after a job. Hidan thinks this is a waste of time. Violence ensues. Rated T for Hidan's language and for the violence. Non-Yaoi

Deidara briefly wonders why that foul mouth Jashin idiot has not been killed off by Kakuzu yet. Especially since he had just drawn crude stitches all over his body and was loudly proclaiming Kakuzu's love for porn.

Lies and destruction – these are the only two words that can only describe what her life currently feels like...This is currently undergoing editing. Up to chapter three is edited. It is already finished - in a sense.

Kakuzu finds a baby on his steps one rainy day and as much as he doesn't want to take the child in, he does and raises him as his own. KakuHidan and SasoDei rated M for language and yaoi

The Akatsuki is on high alert when a new and deadly gang makes it's way to their high school. Now it's up to Akatsuki to stop them.

Oh snap! An Akatsuki member has read the cursed book. Who is it? What is the cursed book? Crack! Rated T because Hidan talks.

Imagine Sonic X without Chris Thorndyke, being more based on the games with a big story, composed of a dozen story arcs, each focusing on a certain character, then adding more laughs and references than you can shake a stick at. Thats basically what it is

AU. The Akatsuki is an orphanage holding many 'different' kids. Hidan, a 12 year old Jashinist, starts to develope these feelings for another, Konan. He doesn't know what he's feeling, what should he do? A HidanKonanPain love triangle story.

Vampires and werewolves living together to preserve their species from a war that has almost made them extinct. Its up to two brothers to bring an end to the war! Can they do it? Yaoi

Germany's penchant for love stories had led him to believe he would lose his virginity in a particular way. Trust Italy to be the one to change his mind about such things. Italy/Germany

Austria read a book on how to comfort Germans and then he puts it into action which start a series of events. Warning Yaoi between Austria and Germany. Possible Prussia x Germany along with Austria x Germany x Prussia. Not 100% sure yet, Please Review.

Pein has a consulting session with the Akatsuki members, where each of them are forced to go through the past that they wish they could forget. Oneshot, PeinKonan in the end. For once Hidan doesn't cuss.

Sally has a headache

Main: SasoDei followed by KakuHida. How did Hidan come to join Akatsuki? What did Deidara do before Sasori and Kisa and Ita came to him? Sasori and Deidara struggle with a little prob of the Blonde's. Hidan and Kakuzu reawaken a long-felt crush. MATURE!

The Akatsuki play Truth or Dare... well, people should have seen the likes of it plenty of times, you know the drill; chaos ensues, lots of fainting an puking and cursing and... blablabla. Rated T 'cause of Hidan, PeinxKonan.

Pein decides he's sick of his organization moping around the lair, so he decides it's time for a mandatory vacation. Of course, nothing ever goes as planned. Crack fic. Completed.

Hidan decides to get a tattoo. Thanks to help from the resident artists, careful planning and a sample of blood he isn't the only one… Kakuzu is not amused.

Deidara respects Kisame as his mentor and his friend. This is a request for a friend. Not Yaoi

Konan is bound and determined to cook for thanksgiving this year and no one has the heart to tell her she can't cook. Funny Akatsuki one shot!

Charmy couldn't believe what he was hearing. SonicXCharmy /friendshipper/

Adaptation from the Ru/Sa/Em games. This is a story about a boy, a girl, and a journey. I'm deadly serious.

It is cold! The perfect weather for Cream and Cheese to have fun in the snow. But will their day be ruined? Will the frostbite get them?

Kakuzu gets angry, and Hidan doesn't want to see him leave. Light Yaoi, Fluff. One-shot. Rated T for Hidan's cursing. Enjoy!

Lilli is home alone when Gilbert shows up on her doorstep with a few surprises - including a plan to claim her in the name of Prussia! What happens when Vash comes home to find ore-sama swooning his little sister? T for language, suggestion and...Gilbert!

Kakuzu and Hidan receive a strange package from.... yaoi fangirls? Short one-shot, rated T for Hidan's language. Could be seen as a sort of sequel to "Hidan learns about Yaoi".

A countdown to Christmas with Sonic and company! Updated daily, there will be 25 short stories starting on the 1st and running all the way to Christmas day. Romance, humor, and good cheer are guaranteed. Welcome to the Advent Calendar, Merry Christmas!

A typical Saturday for the Akatsuki. sort of a crack fic... just an idea i came up with last year and i'm adding on to it... rated for language COMPLETE!

Prussia attempts to take care of Germany while he has the sniffles.

When Hidan and Kakuzu enter into the hidden steam village, memories of Hidan's childhood comes to mind. Warning: Hidan and Kakuzu crack T4Hidan

A little collection of stories where poor little Animal Realm gets to be everyone's plaything. Readers get to decide the pairings, except for the first one. :3 yaoi!

This started out as a simple SasoDei oneshot but it kinda changed into a multi-chap whole group fanfic xD I don't own the characters or the song used as the title. Please be nice with comments and no flames, thank you! Rated M for Hidan's swearing xP

“Deidara.” Pein began. “Allow us to relay to you a small tale about me, this mansion, and, of course, the Alices.” A suspicious mansion in the woods and a lost blonde equals a nightmare of trouble.

I made up a list on how to bother Pein-sama! XD

Tobi has just read The Little Mermaid, and begins to wonder how mermaid's have babys. Not a good thing to ask Deidara! T for swearing. :3

Tobi and Konan fight about a cookie

Another boring high school year for Amy. Or will it be boring. ShadowXAmy, or SonicXAmy? rated T to be safe.

Konan devises a thing called game night to get some Yaoi fangirl action. Everytime has failed so far. But tonight she gets more than she bargained for! Funny oneshot!

Shadow offers Amy some advice on Sonic.

This was a funny short story I wrote for Halloween last year. Sonic and his friends are planning on going out to celebrate Halloween, and Sonic convinces Shadow to join them by coming up with a clever idea for costumes.

A teeny-tiny oneshot. Piccolo is trying to chill, but Vegeta's just being a pest... Non-yaoi buddyfic... NEW! It now has a sequel!

Zetsu is hungry, but Tobi is no where in sight. Looks like he'll just have to improvise... poor Hidan.

ONE-SHOT! Please R@R! Sonic takes Knuckles to his house for a sleep over with him and Tails. Knuckles finds out what he has been missing out with the family he's never had! Sonic Tails Knuckles / Frendship/ Brother FANFIC! ! READ ME!

After a mental breakdown in Townsville leaves Butch shaken up, the girls try to help him the best they can. That wouldn't be such a problem, if Brick and Boomer believed them and would give the boy back before he completely loses his mind.

The first in the Akatsuki Chaos series. The story of hidans eventful days at Build A' Bear. Pansy manager, many profanites, and a not so innocent little girl with a death wish involved. First story ever, please R&R or else we'll send the rabid chickens.

Deidara is broken up over Sasori's death and Tobi is his new partner, and maybe a new love? Smut one shot! Yaoi

One-shot. Deidara just wants to sleep so why can't Tobi get that through his thick skull? No pairings.

Their music had no strict melody, no defined notes. But it was his only lullaby. Akatsuki, Pein-centric.

I like this one. If you think living with the Akatsuki would be awesome, then ask Konan what she thinks of it. One girl among nine men will definitly bring problems. ;

Hey guyz, I'm new here! This is just something I came up with one day... What would happen if you took drivers ed with the AKATSUKI?

Hidan, Deidara, and Itachi get invited to play Ultimate Shinobi Jeopardy. Unfortunately they aren't that smart.

Yay! You live with Akatsuki! Sorry I suck a titles and summary's!

hidan kakuzu and a bunch of other kids were chosen to be in this high ranked school. Hidan ends up meeting Kakuzu. he discovers feelings for Kakuzu with the help from my OC Kira. hidakaku mainly. theres also hints of sasodei and kisaita.

Tobi, the newest member of the Akatsuki learns a few new 'words' from the rest of the Akatsuki, but what will come of this? random one-shot, rated T for language, mostly from Hidan. Enjoy

Oneshot. Being Santa is hard work. Especially when Santa's little helper is Itachi Uchiha.

Konan had always loved origami. In the cruel world that she lived in, origami had given her so much hope. When Pein suddenly grows interested in Konan's little creations, will Konan's views of origami still be the same? -PeinKonan- .OneShot.

While looking through the Akatsuki's various bills, Konan makes the mistake of accidentally calling Pein "Nagato". Hilarity ensues. Slight PeinxKonan fluff. PLEASE REVIEW!

Joe: When devil hunting stops paying the bills, Dante must resort to drastic measures to keep the money in. A series of get rich quick schemes devised by Dante. Please R&R.

CRACK When Kakuzu and Hidan are left at the base alone, some cracky things can happy...R&R NO FLAMES

What happens when the Akatsuki's last working toilet breaks, and Deidara and Hidan are assigned to fix it? Crack, Oneshot. Rated T for Hidan's mouth. Please R&R!

Hidan's morning routine. Crackfic it be, littered with words small children are not supposed to know, but somehow do anyway. One-shot.

Hidan has a special plushie of the man he loves. KakuHida fluff. Read and enjoy. Rated T for a kiss, half nakedness, and cursing.

kakuzu and Hidan fight for the rights to be Seme. Hidan finally wins, as Kakuzu submits to him grudgingly. HidanxKakuzu

Sonic and friends are in high school! The dance is coming up and, well, things get...CRAZY! Please R&R so I know what you think. You know you want to!First fic so go easy on me! I DONT OWN SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!

Itachi Uchiha, the reigning champion of Mario Kart Wii, is bored. Extremely bored. So what better to do that to challenge 9 other S-class criminals to a....."friendly" game of Mario Kart? Rated T for language.

Deidara has been making clay figurines the whole night and is extremely tired, Tobi takes notice and being the good boy he is makes Deidara go to bed. The story has nothing that will traumatize you for life. Criticism is fine, but please be nice. Enjoy!

Your friendly, neighborhood Hidan here, explaining to you just why Jashinism totally rocks your socks. Rated high T for Hidan being Hidan. Oneshot. Crack!fic.

Tobi makes Deidara upset, and he wants to make his sempai happy. TobiDei warning slash

One thing Konan discovers about the Akatsuki is the severe lack of soap. Especially when Pein is sitting in the shower, in danger of turning into a pierced raisin. Tobi discovers art, Hidan loses to Itachi in Super Smash Bros Brawl. Crack, leetle bit PxK

Pein is like the father of akatsuki and sometimes the children need to be punished

Tobi is an idiot. Itachi is blind. Zetzu is terrified. Hidan is.....tap dancing? OH! The horror! Rated T for some cussing. No pairings.

Everyone's tired of Deidara and Sasori arguing about their art, so Sir Leader announces a contest to find out whose art really is better, with slightly... unexpected results.

Poker Night at the Akatsuki started out as a great idea many, many years ago. It's kind of a mess now, but an entertaining mess at that. Chapter 386 spoilers. Rated for Hidan's mouth.

Pein takes Konan on a small outting and asks Pein if she's beautiful. PEINKO FLUFF

In Dante's early years, before his days as a seasoned demon hunter, the boy that would someday defeat Mundus first came face to face with his own demons and the insanity twisting an entire city. OC, mild language, some gore & horror. version 3.0

Arriving in the Kingdom of Floroma, Sonic meets Robin, the only princess that has lost the will to smile. After meeting her, Sonic makes it his mission to return Robin's smile.

Crackfic. An anguished Kisame found himself confessing his insecurities to Tobi, who nodded sympathetically as he trimmed the Mist-nin's split ends. Friendship. Oneshot.

Short fluffy oneshot with Kaku/Hida. They've gotten used to working with each other, but there's still something about Kakuzu that bothers Hidan

Tobi learned an important lesson today about Yaoi... Pein was involved... Rated Mature for butts and Yaoi demonstration... It was very, Peinful... hahaha...

Hidan loathed Kakuzu. Kakuzu thought Hidan was amusing. And whatever they tried to do, they just can't keep from falling into their four-step routine of fighting. A particular incident in the gold vault. KakuHida

chap. 362 spoilers Deidara finds himself in trouble, and it's up to Tobi to come to his rescue. Just how far is he willing to go for his sempai, especially when Deidara doesn't want to be saved? TobiDei

Akatsuki fic, inlcudes much HidanxKakuzu naughtiness.YAOI alert. Not for the squeamish or faint of heart. Includes torture.... Man this story right here turned ME on, and I'm the one that WROTE it. God damn...

the reason behind itachi's scars..............itachi discovers that akatsuki talk in their sleep

Tobi learns about the facts of life, well, almost. He has to find this out the weird and crazy way as usual! Rated M for language, adult themes and for the over use of the word condom in a hilarious story! If the word scares you don't read this! :

Oh no Tobi has to go to the bathroom but someone is in there what is he going to do! Find out what happenends to poor Tobi! Of couse trouble will happen. : Warning swearing. Hidan's involved that's why.

Ha, just thought this was a funny list to put up. If you love Itachi, then you have to read this, you'll be laughing pretty hard by the end of the list... NEW! CHAPTER 3 HAS BEEN ADDED!

Pein describes his members for all to hear, in an intresting way... CRACK FIC.

Just a typical morning at the Akatsuki hideout...early wake up calls, borrowed objects, misused hairbrushes, disorganized shampoo, sleepfighting, two people wanting to kill Hidan...all right, maybe typical is too strong a word...T for language

Crackfic...sorta. He blinked. His partner had the most f ed up weakness he had ever heard of. Rated for Hidan's mouth :P

Think your house is hectic around Thanksgiving? Try spending the holiday with the Akatsuki! Oneshot.

While Vegeta is working out, guess who cames in? Vegeta Bra oneshot. Not the best story I've written... R&R.

After a failed try to capture Naruto the Akatsuki were hit except two members by a strange jutsu performed by Tsunade. On the next morning stand Deidara and Itachi in front of a little problem or to put it better eight little problems...

After getting Deidara to threaten his life Tobi says Deidara needs a friend.. er... well THATS a horrible summary. Yeah. One shot. No yaoi, cause as partners they are okay but the couple makes me cry.

Akatsuki meal time is very......Interesting. Rated K plus for Hidan's potty mouth and labeled Crack fic. COMPLETE PEEPS!

Konan saw pass Pein's cold exterior.

Only Kakuzu could see a homicidal woman’s hobby as a way to earn some quick revenue. Konan and Kakuzu crack!friendship.

It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.

Deidara REALLY hated the cold. [DeiTobi fluff fic]

A group of ninjas find out about Akatsukis hideout and Hidan goes for killing them a greater force on his side: the power of music! Kakuzu is there to witness this [KakuzuxHidan]

Tobi Teaches Deidara the true meaning of a Hug. TobiDei Fluffyness!

Crackfic. When a homicidal explosives specialist and a happy go lucky good boy are locked in a closet, chaos is bound to ensue. Oneshot.

FINISHED! Finally...Chapter 18 is up children! Thank you all for being patient and all that, my deepest apologies for delay...A little fic about Hidan and Kakuzu, how they met, and what happened before they ever came out in the manga. Parody.

Tobi just wanted to impress Deidara. DeiTobi [oneshot, fluff]

The leader finally goes crazy and spreads the culture of HipHop and 'bling' to the other Akatsuki members. Crackfic. Rated M for language and awkward situations.

When you are sad and alone, the only thing you can count on is yourself. A Zetsu Centric Oneshot

He knew from that moment on that this night was not going to end smoothly. Slight KakuHidan, OneShot.

It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.

Deidara just needs to learn to relax. DeiTobi friendship piece. Oneshot.

Espio's got a new obsession. Do Vector and Charmy even want to know...? [Oneshot] Read and review.

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.

The unimaginable had happened. Dante was drunk. Smashed, wasted, intoxicated, inebriated...

Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!

Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!

Joe: The latest Parody of Devil May Cry. Featuring incredible stupidity and randomness from the demented mind of Dante. All done. Fin. Finito. Chrioch......I can't think of any more words that mean finished...anyway, read & review pleased.

Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.

Sakura has put up with her team's lack of hygiene and communication for far too long, and just as she thinks she's bound to be alone in her misery, she finds comfort from a most unexpected source...Kakashi. *COMPLETE!*

Theortically speaking, if Blossom is *dating* Brick, and Bubbles is dating Boomer, then Buttercup would naturally like Butch? Right? Wrong. In fact, she hates his guts! How far will two sisters go to makes their sibling 'see the light'? Complete.

Sonic is at a party, and the blue hedgehog becomes tired and he falls asleep. Amy covers him up, but will anyone awake him?