Age: 15

Sex: Male

Hobbies: Reading, making music, video games

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm DANISH so I MUST be racist

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Roxas

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Namine

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Vexen cuz he creeps me out…

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?
Xion she's just depressing

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Olympus

6. Least Favorite World?

The black and white one

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Oblivion

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Lexaeus's cards

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Genie

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Valor

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

AkuRoku and Zemyx

Can't get enough of them

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

Xigbar/Roxas its just creepy

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

nope

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

I wouldn't really call anyone of them weird

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

Goofy and Donald

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Jack Skelington

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

Yah

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

No he's just misunderstood

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

Of course, he has PINK FREAKING HAIR

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

She's a bitch

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Neither because Axel would kill both of them if they touched Roxas

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

Can't wait

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

Yes it was very agrivating

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Axel or Roxas probably Roxas

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Zexion because I'm a loner and I like reading

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

I almost cried when Axel died

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

If only. Probably Roxas

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

Too many to remember

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Sephiroth in both games

30. What was a good addition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

More characters and better graphics

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion definitely

33. Riku or Roxas?

Roxas

34. Roxas or Sora?

Roxas

35. Axel or Demyx?

Not sure Axel

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Larxene

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

AkuRoku of course

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namiku

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

Can I have both AkuRoku

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoRiku

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea salt

42. Cloud or Leon?

Cloud

43. CloTi of Clerith?

CloTi

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Passion

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy characters as well)

Axel Roxas Demyx Zexion Riku

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Invader Zim…
Just for the hell of it

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Axel/Reno Donald/Scrooge Mcduck

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

KH3 you know its gonna happen

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2 its just so much better

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

Good game play and homosexual subtexts

-Fill Out #s 1-13 With Organization XIII Member's Names In A Random Order-

1. Axel

2. Marluxia

3. Zexion

4. Demyx

5. Roxas

6. Xemnas

7. Larxene

8. Vexen

9. Xigbar

10. Saïx

11.Luxord

12. Xaldin

13. Lexaeus

1) Is a Seven/Three pairing more on the humourous side or the angsty side?

Larxene/Zexion so full of angst

2) Would Four/Ten be a smutty fic or a fluffy fic?

Fluff

3) Do you reckon it's possible for Two and Nine to get together?

Could happen

4) One and Eleven are going out...what's the Organization's reaction?

Well ok then

5) Which couple suits better? Eight/Thirteen or Six/Five?

They're both weird but I guess XemuRoku

6) Is Twelve the most attractive member of the Organization?

Hell no

7) Do you think Three would be happy if Eleven and Eight got together?

He would just go back o reading

8) Write a title for a Four/Two story.

Blooms of Music

9) Have you ever read a Ten/One pairing?

No

10) Do you think it's possible to make Five/Thirteen canon?

Could happen

11) In a Six/Nine pairing who would be top and who would be bottom?

Xemnas would probably bottom

12) Do you believe that One/Thirteen could happen?

I don't see why not

13) What would the summary say for an Eleven/Three story?

Luxord is tired of seeing Zexion so down so he decides to cheer him up.

14) What would happen if Twelve/Seven had a baby?

A bipolar guy with huge sideburns hahaha

15) Write a warning for a Two/One/Eight story.

Plants, lots of fire, and chilling times

16) Four and Twelve are getting married...what would Five say as a speech?

He would probably give a heartfelt speech and be happy for them.