The Lemur of Time
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Joined 07-24-13, id: 4920993, Profile Updated: 06-26-14
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

So so so.

Like, hey guys, I'm like 27, and I enjoy like rain and long like walks on the beach like, I don't like rude people like and wish they'd like take long walks off of like short piers:)

Aha just kidding I'm fifteen and I try not to leave the house. FANGIRLING AND FANFICTION YES PLEASE. Also tea and pizza yus:3 I liek cats too. And Harry Potter. Mainly Harry Potter. Also British yay and I'm a unicorn farmer aha. (Although the bit about rude short piers yes agree).

Also If I get to know you I warn you I insult people affectionately.

Unless I really dislike you...

good camouflage skill, eh?:3

So anywho, I have many many fandoms, incuding but not limited to,

Harry Potter,

The Hunger Games

Lord Of The Rings

Divergent

Game Of Thrones

Harry Potter

Gone (Michael Grant)

City Of Bones

Clockwork Series

Triskellion

Hetty Feather

Harry Potter (Oh dear have I already mentioned that ;3)

Tim Burton

THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW, YES.

Sherlock

Harry Potter (Oh yeah, I've not mentioned it at all... Except for once..or twice...a minute...all summer...)

My favorite characters include but aren't limited to;

Luna Lovegood

Jem Carstairs (TID)

Clarissa Frey

Columbia (TRHPS)

Bellatrix LeStrange

Dobby

Dumbledore

Prof. Flitwick

Molly Weasley.

Sirius Black

Remus Lupin

Danaerys (G0T)

Jon Snow (GoT)

Astrid (Gone)

Prim (THG)

Legolas (LoTR)

Personally I don't like Harry Potter himself, he kind of annoys me, and I understand that he's been through a lot in the books but still, he could be nicer, and he could be a bit better at figuring things out for himself. But that's just my opinion and it's not to be taken seriously. :)

People have flaws and that's what makes them human.

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Jailed Or Bailed by FakeUserName5 reviews
Seveus Snape is found guilty of being a death eater. He is given the choice 100 years in prision or be deaged to a 4yearold. What will he choice. {Warnings: Spanking of adults and children, cursing, slash, and suprise characters found}
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,555 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/3/2018 - Published: 3/6/2015 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Severus S.
The Truth About The Gryffindor Princess by voldyismyfather reviews
What if Hermione wasn't actually Hermione Granger, what if she was, in fact, Maia Malfoy the twin sister of Draco Malfoy. Spying on Harry and Ron is no easy task, especially when she cannot stand the pair of dunderheads. Set after 5th Year. Canon until this point (minus Hermione's background). DarkHermione, DarkDraco, DarkBlaise. Currently ReWriting - Note changed Mayoural to Maia.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,939 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 7/1/2017 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z.
The First of Many by TheEldersOwner reviews
This is a pre/during FAYZ story. It features Diana, Caine, Drake and the Coates kids. Plus my own character called Gale who can shatter glass. The idea behind the story is the first plastering of the FAYZ. Caine, as usual, is a dick, I have some of my made up Diana back story, and there's some crazy Drake stuff thrown in too. Rated T for swearing and the Drake scenes. He's crazy.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,445 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/14/2017 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Caine S., Diana L., Drake M.
Fish in the Sea by Starry-eyed dreamer86 reviews
The way she saw it, there were only two options now. She could move on and try to make Brianna just a fond memory, or she could not let go of Brianna and be lonely the rest of her life. Honestly, she was perfectly happy with the second option, but Headline Academy has an few surprises up its sleeve. "Faith, hope and love are some good things we're given, but the greatest is love."
Gone - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 93,327 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 8/29/2013 - [Dekka, OC]
What it Takes by WinkytheUnwillingFreeElf reviews
Helga and Rowena had been inseparable for as long as they could remember. When strange things start to happen to the pair, the Ravenclaws must rethink everything and Helga and Rowena must take comfort with two young men who come from much different backgrounds but are drawn to them nonetheless, The situation get's thicker when Rowena takes an uncertain liking to the young Salazar.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,574 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Salazar S., Helga H., Godric G., Rowena R.
A Second Chance by Black Night reviews
So, what if Draco Malfoy turnes into a girl and is sorted into Gryffindor? This is pretty much that... CHAPTER 14 IS UP slash, h/d.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,014 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/12/2003 - Published: 3/22/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
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The Adventures of The Next Generation reviews
After the battle of Hogwarts, everything goes back to normal, Harry and Ginny get married, a few quick romances occur, and the pitterpatter of tiny feet can be heard. But what will they get up to? When Cho and Dudley meet at Harry's wedding, will romance bloom? What adventures will the kids get up to at the burrow? (credit to Hanna, she helped with ideas n stuff) 3 PLEASE REVIEW
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Harry P., Cho C., Dudley D.
A box of frogs reviews
When second year Ravenclaw, Maia, meets Draco Malfoy, a new romance begins to bloom. A short head cannon I wrote for a friend. *short* *Draco Malfoy X OC*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Everyone hates Umbridge, but? reviews
Just a rough idea of why Umbridge is like she is. I may rewrite this in the future as this isn't very well-written, but I had the idea that the reasons mentioned in this, may be why Umbridge is as horrible as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Dolores U. - Complete
Why, Mrs Norris? reviews
This is the story, of Mrs Norris, how she came to be, and about Argus Filch. ArgusXMrs Norris. *Short*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Argus F., Mrs. Norris - Complete
The Marauders first year of Hogwarts
When James Potter, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew and Remus Lupin meet each other on the Hogwarts Express, they become fast friends. When James falls for Lily, who will he become?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P.