yo, i'm 14, i have read almost every long Naruto fan fiction on this site _

so I decided I might as well start to write my own.

Nobody understands they don’t know what i feel i cut myself to relieve the pain on the inside but everybody thinks I do it to try to act all cool but I don’t care what people think or say at school they don’t live my life so they don’t understand the hurt I feel on the inside nobody seems to to understand my life is messed up nothing ever feels right.Nothing is ever good in my life. Everything is wrong nobody seems to understand that it hurts to realize that I don’t have a dad or mom. Everybody tells me to forget the past. To forget the friendships that never did last. I move from town to town trying to find a home but never do succeed. Every step that I take is more pain developing. I wish somebody would say they understand then again they couldn’t all my life revolves around death my life is like a dream a dream slowly becoming a nightmare which i wake from screaming. Nobody seems to understand that foster care is the worst place to be I get moved into a house full of strangers without any of my family. I sit there wondering why and the longer i sit there the harder i cry. I wish my brother was right here by my side as I cry my eyes out all damn night nobody gets that all I want is some one to hold my hand and look me in the eyes and tell they’ll be there right by my side starting right then and as all my wishes just fade away I take a blade and try to cut my life away and still nobody understands me all I want is for one day my life is not full of misery.

Don’t drink and drive…You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Why is it called a HAMBURGER, when it’s made out of BEEF?

I hit the CTRL key but I’m still not in control!

Will the information superhighway have any rest stops?

Disk Full - Press F1 to belch.

Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (V)omit

(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network?

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.

Real programmers don’t document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.”

Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.

Relax, it’s only ONES and ZEROS!

Will configure ones and zeros for food!

Computer (dfn): A device designed to speed and automate errors.

Press to continue …Smash forehead on keyboard to continue… Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue… Just do something!!

E-mail returned to sender — insufficient voltage.

Help! I’ve modemed and I can’t hang up!!

All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?

Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

“640K ought to be enough for anybody.” - Bill Gates, 1981

DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS

Press any key… no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit…

Excuse me for butting in, but I’m interrupt-driven.

Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works greO?_~”

Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

Read my chips: No new upgrades!

Hit any user to continue.

2400 Baud makes you want to get out and push!!