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 Hi! I'm Christine! Welcome to my page. I'm a college student who loves to read everybovy elses versions of my favorite stories. Some of my very favorites are Phantom of the Opera, X-men, and whatever movie I have seen lately that I didn't like the ending to. Here you will find all of my favorites stories on fanfiction.net. I tend toward longer stories, classier stories, and romantic stories. |
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Deceptive Cadence by Firdre reviews
We all have to learn to live with the choices we make. To save Raoul's life, Christine agrees to be Erik's wife for twenty years. But how do you survive two decades with someone you don't love? Leroux-inspired Modern AU. Dark E/C. Collab.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 91,114 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/23/2018 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Erik, Christine
If This Be Heaven or Hell by Morrigan24601 reviews
Erik has kept Christine in his house underground for two months, conflicted between desire and fear, not daring to touch her and yet unwilling to release her. But then she escapes…and Erik's pursuit has interesting, if entirely unforeseen, consequences.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,961 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/2/2016 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Cartography by LittleLongHairedOutlaw reviews
He would explore every inch of her, if given the chance. And she would do the same to him, map him and imprint him on her memory, if he were not so very afraid of what she might think of him.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,250 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/26/2016 - Published: 3/29/2016 - [Erik, Christine] - Complete
The Lilac Tree by lena1987 reviews
Complete. In post-war England, Severus Snape has one responsibility left: the shell of a woman in St. Mungo's. Who is she, and why does he visit every day? AU. HG/SS. Marriage Law.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,699 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 2/18/2016 - Published: 10/5/2015 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
Camerado by MillieJoan reviews
Hermione seeks knowledge from a reluctant Snape in order to help the War effort. What she receives is more than either of them expected. Set beginning in Hermione's sixth year, continuing into a slightly AU post-DH era.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 259,165 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 2/4/2016 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Her Dirty Secret by IShouldBeWritingSomethingElse reviews
"Am I your dirty secret, Miss Granger?" Severus stepped out of the bathroom, slipping into place the last of his buttons on his frockcoat. He lifted a coal-black eyebrow. "Your guilty pleasure?" / SS/HG HEA...Always :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,062 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 1/27/2016 - Published: 1/23/2016 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
In the Morning by lena1987 reviews
Complete. A series of drabbles detailing morning exchanges over the years. Rated M. Severus needs coffee, Hermione provides the inappropriate entertainment. M for light language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/13/2016 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Pride, or What Goeth Before a Fall by Toodleoo reviews
When it came to reading people, Hermione Granger was almost always right. How did she miss the fact that Snape was gay? Written for cabepfir for the 2015 SSHG Gift Fest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,602 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 12/25/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
To See and Keep Silent by Toodleoo reviews
Nothing was right in the Snapes' marriage. They never talked, you see. About anything. [A different kind of Marriage Law story, written for melodylepetit for the 2015 SSHG Gift Fest.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,078 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/25/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Tactus Amatoris by shocabo reviews
Severus is suffering from a curse, and Hermione is the only one available to help break it. PWP oneshot. Hermione is of age.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,891 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/25/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Flesh of his Flesh by Laurielove reviews
A look at Jane and Edward's wedding night and the days following - their proper wedding night in Ch 38. They at last complete their relationship - mind, soul and body - and I convey Jane's feelings, details and all, of what that means to her. Mature, detailed content, yes, but written tastefully in keeping with the original, I hope. M readers only, please. Jane/Rochester
Jane Eyre - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,515 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/24/2015 - E. Rochester, Jane E. - Complete
Accidents and Coincidences by lena1987 reviews
Nine times Severus Snape is at the mercy of fate with Hermione Granger, and the one time he isn't. Rated M for a reason. A gift for the lovely ArmorLillies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,332 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/19/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
One Thousand and One Nights by lena1987 reviews
HG/SS. '"Are you going to take me to your bed tonight?" / Her low question had his head snapping up from his book. They were sitting on the flat roof of the house, on one of the higher mountains. The view dropped down, down, down into the valley below.' * * * A romance in the desert. Light M. Prize for Sassyluv, 100th reviewer of 'As Is'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/20/2015 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Times He Tells Her by ausland reviews
13 ways Severus Snape shows Hermione Granger his love. He is not a man for whom the words come easy, but there are ways of showing love that are more genuine than mere words can say. A tale of love after war, of healing after hurt, of domestic bliss and fluff. All parties are of age, light M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,468 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 118 - Published: 8/13/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Proximity by Nylex reviews
[Nominated for SSHG Fanfic Awards - Best WIP] Hermione and Severus hate each other. Really, they do. It's just hard to convince people of this while holding hands. [Sevione]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,653 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 7/24/2015 - Published: 8/25/2014 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Harry P., Minerva M.
Parvus Obitus by darnedchild reviews
Voldemort wants a potion made, and Severus is having difficulty finding the most important ingredient.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,613 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/26/2015 - Published: 5/22/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Happily Ever After the Fact by TycheSong reviews
Hermione receives a letter from the Ministry informing her of a bit of new legislation, and attempts to deal with it in a unique way. My nod to the genre of Marriage Law Challenge fics (among others), originally written for Dragoon811 for the SSHG GiftFest 2014.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,610 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 3/21/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Latch by sweetlostsoul reviews
Currently a one-shot. If interested in a continuation, let me know and I'll figure something out. SS/HG: In a tired society where the recovery from the war is not what was expected, Hermione seeks to be untouchable so that she no longer has to attend the Quarters. Snape uses the Quarters as an excuse to get Hermione. Both get what they want.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/26/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
We Were Ghosts by ausland reviews
After the war, Hogwarts is haunted by those who died... and those who lived. Hermione Granger returns to complete her eighth year, and develops an interesting relationship with the Potions Master. Slowly, they help each other remember that they are human. Severus Snape/Hermione Granger. Hermione is at least 18.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,866 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/24/2014 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Decidedly Odd by witchfire24 reviews
A virginal Molly and a laid-up Sherlock, alone in the lab at St. Bart's. Reisenbach Falls. Sherlolly, Sheriarity. Warning: Female-on-male and slash non-con
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H., Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty - Complete
Hallucination by llorolalluvia reviews
Hermione only wanted to see what the Potions Master was working on so late at night. She never could have guessed what he would do if he thought that she was nothing more than a simple... Hallucination. Dubcon!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,952 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Up Against The Wall by Teddy Radiator reviews
A one-shot for the AgainstWall Community at LiveJournal. You see the darndest things in the corridors of Hogwarts at night... Rated MA for tender sensibilities.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Under a Desk by kitcat5 reviews
Hermione is hiding under a desk and she makes an honest mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,333 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Perversion by Dena Gray reviews
Hermione has volunteered to chaperone on the long train ride to Beauxbatons for this year's Triwizard Tournament. But that's not so interesting as what happens when she's asleep on the way there. Dub-con, Chikan (train-groping), AU, EWE, Adult material, SSHG, Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,593 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Wanting More by molescout reviews
Molly Hooper never thought she'd ever see the day where a visit from Sherlock wouldn't excite her. She just couldn't do this anymore. It was time to move on and that's exactly what she was going to do, no matter how hard it would be to do it. Rated M for sexuality.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,914 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 12579 - Favs: 12,796 - Follows: 7,401 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Bundle of Joy by LadyTuesday reviews
Seeking: An intelligent, capable wizard amenable to assisting a bright, independent, magically-formidable single witch in the conception of a child. Insemination only: no sexual congress; non-negotiable. Further contact will be established following receipt of preliminary letter of interest. Address all inquiries by owl to Joy Bundle c/o Hogsmeade Owl Post.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,398 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
And yet by Berlin reviews
AU, SS/HG. A Master/Apprentice story. Rating MA , very graphic. Edited for formatting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,666 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Better Than Life by anoesis reviews
All she wanted was half an hour's escapism. Still, Hermione should have known that a Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes product would come with side effects.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,712 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Tyger and the Lamb by anoesis reviews
Odd, really, that a man so darkly experienced could prove to be so very innocent.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,836 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Funny That Way by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,974 - Reviews: 2248 - Favs: 4,940 - Follows: 1,952 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Silence by Gabriel87 reviews
Christine loses her voice. Erik panics. Leroux verse. COMPLETE
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,592 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Erik, Christine - Complete
They Say Fortune is a Wheel by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
AU. Seriously, AU. Loki is a gentleman – well, most of the time. Darcy is a hot mess. Somehow, they make it work. A quasi-love story about scones, chemistry and pencil skirts. But mostly scones.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,276 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 2,133 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Owned by Subversa reviews
War is hell, as is the aftermath. Having lost everyone she most loves, Hermione Granger is only a shell of the woman she had been. Devastated by loss and guilt, Hermione draws the attention of Severus Snape with a random utterance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,614 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Sherry by Kryss LaBryn reviews
A naughty little tale of a slightly uncomfortable evening complicated by the addition of some misunderstandings as to intentions and several glasses of sherry. Warning: Dubcon.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,385 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Amongst the Living by Quiet2885 reviews
Vignettes that follow "When All is Lost." Now that the battle is over, lives must slowly be reclaimed. Complete.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 121,215 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Care of Magical Creatures by mia madwyn reviews
MLC-Seventh Year student Hermione Granger decides to marry the one eligible wizard who did not ask for her-the horrid but powerful Severus Snape. Angst, humor and lemons. Award Winner COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 300,379 - Reviews: 3927 - Favs: 4,890 - Follows: 1,565 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
My Own by slasher454 reviews
Marriage Law Repealed? HGSS rated M for a reason. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,650 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Nine Year etc Plan by mia madwyn reviews
Snape didn’t die and is headmaster at Hogwarts. Hermione has split from Ron who can keep any kids if there are any and she is teaching at Hogwarts. Snape has no qualms about exploiting his position as the boss to get what he wants – Hermione. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Erik: The Vampire Hunter by Elektra1 reviews
Erik's past makes him an ideal hunter of unconventional evil, but when he meets a young collegiate dancer named Christine, he is forced to reconsider the darkness that surrounds him and face the truth about his origins. Modern day AU
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 269,896 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by Ramos reviews
Severus Snape's father enacts a Marriage Contract between his son and a Hufflepuff. Severus goes to Hermione for help. Ramos finally answers the Marriage Law fic, but obviously doesn't know how to follow directions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,740 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 81 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete