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 Author has written 5 stories for Night World series, Mortal Instruments, Need, Carrie Jones, and Gallagher Girls. About Me: Name: Alissa (read no further what lies ahead is pure embarrassment) The end of City Of Bones made me want to reach into the book, and kill Valentine myself. The end of City Of Ashes (Damn diner!) made me want to slap some sense into are lovely "Siblings" (Though incest is wrong) The end of City Of Glass made me smile, but the unspoken "The End" almost forced me to throw the book at a wall. The end of City Of Fallen Angels...GAH!!!!!! What more is there to say. Why can't the demon spawn just die already!! The end of City Of Lost Souls brought a smile to my face, though something bad will probably happen. (The poor angel) 10 Commandments of a Teenager 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. I-L-O-V-E-Y-O-U has eight letters. But baby, so does B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T You can't spell she believed without he lied Play Pause Stop The Laughter The Memories The Pain The Happiness ωнєη α gυy sαys yσυя HOT нє's ℓσσkιηg αт υя вσy ωнєη α gυy sαys yσυя PRETTY нє's ℓσσkιηg αт υя ƒαє ωнєη α gυy sαys υя BEAUTIFUL нє's ℓσσkιηg αт yσυя нєαят REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground? the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs? when )m 0 m( was your hero and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry? when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest? when - WAR- was a card game and life was simple and care free? remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP? How fucking stupid were we? Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over Sarcastic! Me? Never There are no stupid questions, just stupid people who ask the stupid questions (probably the best piece of wisdom I've heard yet) I don't obsess! I think intensely When life hands you lemons, make sexy, sexy lemonaide- Josh Ramsay I geuss we're all here because we're not all there- Steven Tyler If you had to live forever, what would you live for?- Edward Cullen I'm so skilled, I can walk into parked cars, fall down going up the stairs, trip over flat surfaces, walk into closed doors, AND manage to get lost in familiar buildings. People say I'm obsessive, sarcastic, ADHD, neurotic, and crazy. My excuse is that I'm an author in training. some people call me weird, I take it as a compliment because I know they're JEALOUS! My fav books: Dark Visions, Hush Hush series, Night World, Kissed by an Angel series, Secret Circle, Laurel's Series, Thirst, Trylle Novels, The Hunger Games, Mortal Instruments, Darkest Powers IF YOU HAVE EVER FALLEN ON YOUR FACE IN FRONT OF YOUR CRUSH, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE If you wish James Stark or Derek Souza would realize they are madly in love with you, copy and paste this xø„ºø„„øº„øº x xºø„ Derek Souza „øº x x„øº Super Hotºø„ x x„øº„øººø„ºø„ IF DEREK SOUZA IS TO YOU WHAT EDWARD CULLEN IS TO SUPER-FANS, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile. This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. I thougt this was adorable so read!!! Girl) Am I pretty? The boy grabbed her arm (Boy) You’re not pretty, you’re beautiful ..• • • • . ...• • • • Pass supernatural on if you love stories with things that are inhumanly possible ღ Pass it on if you're in love with a green eyed werewolf. I'M HER BEST FRIEND. YOU BREAK HER HEART I'LL BREAK YOUR FACE. "MENstrual pain, MENstrual cramps, MENtal anxiety, MENopause... godamnit... all of our problems start with MEN!" " 'I love you' is eight letters. And so is 'bullshit' " "Stress: The condition brought on by overriding the body's desire to kick someones ass" "When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to find out they are not it." Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Drugs are bad news. Copy this into your profile. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile. Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp I AM KIND to other PEOPLE, so I MUST be WEAK I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake I'm in love with Darkest Powers right now!! If u are in love with it too copy and paste this. Copy & paste this on ur profile if ur against child abuse and drunk people. If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. If you have ever tried to put you foot behind you head, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile. If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, Copy this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If gum has ever fallen out of your mouth while you were talking, copy this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile If you are in love with Derek copy and paste this into you profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Midnight's Maiden62,dv143 NORMAL PEOPLE rely on construction people to tear down buildings NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that werewolves are half-wolf half-human freaks NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile I love The Night World to death so my favorite couples out of it are: Ash and Mary-Lynnette Quinn and Rashel Galen and Rashka "Keller" Jez and Morgead James and Poppy so basically all of the amazingly wrong for each other ones. Which most of them are complete opposites. Quotes: Jeremy: "Wait_ you think I did. Don't you? "It did cross our minds at one point," Ash said. " Actually, it seemed to keep crossing them. Back and Forth. Maybe we should put in a crosswalk." "Don't frown; you'll spoil your looks," she said "For God's sake dont't patronize me!" he yelled. Mary-Lynnette was startled. Well.Okay. "You know, somebody told me this would happen," Ash said, as if carrying on some entirely different conversation they'd been having. "That you'd come to a hick town and chase a goat killer?" "That someday i'd care for someone-and it would hurt." "I don't have to kill goats to say things, you know. I can talk." Kestrel looked unimpressed. "Maybe this way the message has a little more impact." "Do I look like the the kind of person who wastes time turning goats into pincushions?" "Now we just need to convince the other girls to come here…" Lupe said quietly and I'm sure she didn't expect everyone to be listening but of course, we all heard. "You know…I might have an idea on how to get them all hear and to listen…" Mare said a small, evil smile forming on her face as her plan formed in her mind. "Oh no. Everyone proceed with caution my fiancé has an idea." Ash said and we all laughed before continuing with our plans of how to get the other girls here. From When you're gone. "Fuck it all!" Ash yelled as he threw one of the expensive vases across the room. It hit the wall and shattered as it fell to the ground, scattering all over the floor. "Ash! There are kids here!" Mary-Lynette chastised but each kid in the room snorted and rolled their eyes, practically saying we've said things much worse then that. "Excuse me?" Mary-Lynette asked cocking her head to the side and widening her eyes in false doubt. "I mean…." Blake started. "Yea….Dad!" All the kids burst out laughing at that and when Ash looked at Blake with a look of false anger Blake gave a shy smile and said, "Love you Daddy!" "You better!" Ash responded and we all began laughing again. "Go talk to her." Xavier said suddenly shocking me. I watched him with curiosity as he turned to me with a look of determination in his eyes. "You may be a dick." "A huge dick." Justin said before Xavier could continue. "Try massive." Blake offered with a smirk. In one swift motion I had thrown a pillow that Justin had knocked off my bed and hit Blake on the side of the head, not that it hurt much. Blake rolled his eyes at my foolishness but motioned Xavier to continue who was looking up at the ceiling as an exasperated sigh escaped his lips. "Anyway, as I was saying," Xavier continued as he shot Blake and Justin accusatory glares. "You may be a dick, but that doesn't mean there's no room for forgiveness…You just have to fight for it…Believe me. In the end it'll work out. It's hard to resist someone you're destined for…" That's when Xavier's shoulders slumped and you could seriously see his depression over Allyson. Not that I wanted to be cocky…But I think I'm pretty damn sexy…. "Ha!" Blake snorted from his spot on the floor in my bedroom. I hadn't realized I just said that last bit out loud. Suddenly there was a thud and we all looked at my bed to see Justin on the ground grabbing his sides and laughing so hard he couldn't even utter a single sound. "Is that seriously what you think?" Xavier asked with a snort as he rolled his eyes. We were all currently sitting in my room being lazy butts. "Uh…" I thought racking my brain for an excuse that would feed his suspicions before he turned around to see Terra and Violet standing there. "Why don't you tell him Fayth?" My Dad asked mockingly as he walked past us again the same glass of water in his hand, as if he were just using it as an excuse to spy on us. "Where do you come from?" I demanded my Dad, "Are you Spiderman or something?" "Aha ha!" My Dad chuckled before going very serious, "As a matter of fact…Yes I am." Then he struck a pose before leaving the room a smirk on his lips. "What the heck?" I demanded and Christopher laughed as his hands traced circles on my thighs. From A starless eternity. "So, what do you think they'll do to him?" I ask. Prim sounds about a thousand years old when she speaks. "Whatever it takes to break you." Mocking Jay Mortal Instruments "The poor parent birds work themselves to death trying to find enough food to feed the enormous cuckoo child who has murdered their babies and taken their places."-Inquisitor "Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting."- Jace "Jesus!"-Luke "...in fact, don't touch any of my weapons without my permission.'-Jace "Patience grasshopper," said Maia. "Good things come to those who wait." "Jesus" -Clary "That's why when major badasses greet each other in movies, they don't say anything, they just nod. The nod means, 'I am a badass, and i recognize that you, too, are a badass,' but they don't say that because they're Wolverine and Magneto and it would mess up their vibe to explain."-Simon (God i love this quote, Its hilarious and true! Also, since Jace doesn't know who Wolverine and Magneto are, I have made that a requirment for any boyfriends i might have in the future, so warning to any guys who may be reading this, i doubt there are many, KNOW YOUR X-MEN!!) "Well, when i was five, i wanted to take a bath in spaghetti."-Jace "Are you the one with the blue eyes?"-Magnus "I love round tables, they suit me so much better than square." Magnus Bane, City of ashes, page 137.
"Is standing by the window muttering about blood something he does all the time?" "No, sometimes he sits on the couch and does it." Simon Lewis and Jace Herondale, City of Ashes, page 139 "Mom and Dad won't be pleased if they find out." "That you freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay Sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the Chold Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? No, probably not." Clary could see a lost cause in this, and convinced Jace to go with the rest of the group. "Be a man, Jace." "Men do not shop." "Men have to endure shopping, especially when they know someone like Isabelle. Go." "You just want a pretty present, don't you?" "That would be nice, but don't worry about getting me anything. You'll be fine." "Don't be too bored without me," Jace teased. -Arrogance and Naivete (Mortal Instruments Fanfic) Darkest Powers "Where did you leave him?"-Tori "Oh, my God! It's a killer Pomeranian. It's a tough call but i think you can take him" -Chloe Finnick, you can't say you don't love him. You better like him or else...Top Finnick Quotes: “Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.” “Finnick?" I say, "Maybe some pants?" "Poor Finnick. Is this the first time in your life you haven't looked pretty?" I say. “Want a sugar cube” “Better not give in to it. It takes ten times as long to put yourself back together as it does to fall apart.” Night World Oath When I see a girl with Cancer, I will remember Poppy North. When I see James Dean, I will think of James Rasmussen. When I look up at the stars, I will see Mary-Lynnette Carter. When I see a lazy cat, I will remeber Ash Redfern. When I see sibiling rivalry, I will see Blaise and Thea Harman. When I see an animal, I will think of Eric Ross. When I see snow, I will remember Gillian Harman. When I think of Heaven, I will remember Gary(Angel). When I see something burn black, I will think of David Blackburn When I see an orphan, I will think of Rashel Jordan. When I see a cold hearted man, I will remember John Quinn. When I get deja vu, I will think of Hannah Snow. When I see sadness in someones eyes, I will remember Thierry Descouedres. When I see fire, I will see Jezebel Redfern. When I see someone being cocky, I will think of Morgead Blackthorn. When I see someone who's determined, I will remember Maggie Neely. When I see royalty, I will think of Delos Redfern. When I see a black cat, I will see Raksha Keller. When I see a golden Lepard, I will see Galen Drache. Daddy's Poem: Her hair was up in a ponytail, her favorite dress tied with a bow, Today was Daddy's Day at school and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home, Why the kids not might understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid, she knew just what to say, What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone, And that was why, once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all, About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls. There were daddy's along the wall in back for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, Anxious in their seats. One by one the teacher called, a student from the class, To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare, Each of them was searching, a man who wasn't their. "Where's her daddy at?" She heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one." another student dared to shout. And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say, "Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day." The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her mom, And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on. And with hands behind her back, she slowly began to speak, And out of the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique. "My daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away, But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day. And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know, All about my daddy, and how he loves me so. He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike, He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite. We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone, And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone. 'Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart, I know because he told me he'll forever be in my heart."with that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest, Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress. And somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears, Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years. For she stood up for the love, of a man not in her life, Doing what was best for her, doing what was right. And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd, She finished with a voice so soft, but it's message clear and loud. "I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star, And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far. You see he is a Marine, and died just this past year, When a roadside bomb hit his convoy, and taught Canadians to fear. But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away," And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day. And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise, A room full of daddy's and children, all starting to close their eyes. Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside, Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him by her side. "I know your with my daddy,"to the silence she called out, And what happened next, made believers out of those once filled with doubt. Not one of them could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed, But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant, long-stemmed, pink rose. And a child was blessed for only a moment, by the love of her shining star, And given the gift of believing that heaven is never to far. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing while reading a book and people looked at you weird, copy and paste this into your profile If you really hate those e-mails that say 'Make a wish! If you don't send this to 50 people in 1 minute, it won't come true!', but still send it on anyway, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever wished a book character was real so, so, so incredibly bad, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever said a totally random comment that had nothing to do with the conversation for no reason whatsoever, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with something and people have told you that you are crazy copy this to your profile. If you LOVE JEZ REDFERN, copy and paste this to your profile Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" Going to church doesn't make you a christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. true fact ppl! There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree but you've done this, too, copy this and put it in your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch and American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe anymore. Copy and paste this in your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your head off. If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile. If you are against child abuse, Copy and paste this on your profile I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, flyaway111, MyIllicitLover, Shadowed White Rosebud, Ana3498, NightGirl25, Fragrance-Of-The-Paradox, Animelovingcat, Lectoris Animum, dv143 If you Can't wait for Strange Fate, Copy and paste this to your profile When the world hands you Edward Cullen but you give him back and say "He isn't the right made Vampire, come back when you have John Quinn!", Copy and paste this to your profile. 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I swear i just saw a robotic viking... OMFG Theres a dragon- Hmm? I'm sorry, did you say something?) If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile (The scary thing is it has come-backs... O.o) If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, or were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile (Girls can multi-task) If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. (... Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!... So yeah, here I am. 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If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever had an argument with yourself and lost copy and paste this into your profile. This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. 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If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile If you copy and paste stuff onto your profile just because you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in Life's face Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid... A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. 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If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME! 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." Friends: Bring you a tissue to dry your tears. Best Friends: Have a shovel ready to bury the asshole who did this to you. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me FRIENDS: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." FRINEDS: Asks me for my number FRIENDS: Hides me from the cops FRIENDS: lets me make an idiot of myself in public FRIENDS :helps you up when you fall FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough FRIENDS: Fade A good or best friend! A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." HHAHAHAHA! A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you. A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore. A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial. A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story. A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries. Friendship None of that sissy crap. Are you tired of those 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of truths to our friendship. 1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard. 2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused, I will use little words. 7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt. This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth. List 12 Characters From Your Fandom, In No Particular Order: 1.) Quinn 1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to? Galen & Jeremy? HELL TO THE NO! 2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? Keller's pretty I suppose, but Galen... Phwoor. Ummm, Jade getting Morgead pregnant? Impossible, but if it was the other way around, Morgead will be killed by Jez. Then brought back for this to keep going. Morgead is stupid does something to upset Jez- she kills him-then he is brought back for this cycle to continue. Mainly one's where Ash comes back, and I think there was one called 'Interrupted'? And Ash kidnapped Mary-Lyneete in "Desires of a broken heart" 5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? Ash & Galen? HELL NO! 7. What would happen if 7 were to walk in on 2 and 12 making out? If Jez walked in on Ash and Jade making out, she would laugh, tell Ash how wrong he was for making out with his own sister, then run through the mansion screaming it to everyone. 8. Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic. 9. Is there any such thing as a 1/8 fluff? Quinn/Morgead? Would you like some epic with your fail? In other words, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 10. Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic. Jez/Jade...Cousins talk 11. If you wrote a song-fic about 8, what song would you chose? 12. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would your warning be? 13. When was the last time you read a fic about 5? 14. Would 1 look if 2 got lost? Quinn look if Ash got lost? HELL YES! They are bestist buds. 15. What would 3 say if 4 killed 9? 16. 12 goes to break up 10 and 8's wedding. What is their dialogue/ trialogue? Jade goes to break up Hunter and Morgead's Wedding... 17. Why is 6 afraid of 7? Galen is scared of Jez because Jez can kill him without a moments hesitation. 18. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). Quinn and Jez are in a happy relationship until Mary-Lynette runs off with Keller. Quinn, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Jeremy and a breif unhappy affair with Jade, then follows the wise advice of Timmy and finds true love with Rashel. *Okay, weird way, but Rashel and Quinn are together again =D* 19. Four invites Three and Eight to their house for dinner. What happens? 20. Nine tries to get Five to go to a yoga class. What happens? Mary-Lynette tries to get Timmy to do a yoga class, but Timmy has to prank Ash, and Mary-Lynette finds out he is evil afterall. 21. You need to stay at a friend's house. Do you choose One or Six? Quinn or Galen? Quinn cause he is my smexy made vamp Ash and Jez are making out. Hunter walks in. He turns to Jez and says, "Hypocrite" then walks out. 23. Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens? Rashel falls in love with Galen. Morgead is jealous, so he goes and tells Quinn and Keller, and they break up the love for the two with a hot night of steamy $ex, and then Jez comes back from a mission, and he realizes he was jealous as Jez was gone. 24. Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? Ten, Two, or Seven? Keller jumps me in a dark allyway. Hunter, Ash or Jez come to my rescue. Ash, as he is trying to make up to Mare for his bad deads. 25. One decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what happens? Quinn starts a cooking show? 15 mins later, he is outside with the fire brigade and he tells the audience, "And that is how to cook a mansion." 27. Seven kidnaps Two, and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it? Jez kidnaps Ash and demands that Timmy gives her his cookie. Timmy doesn't give it up. 28. You get to meet either One or Six. Who do you choose? Quinn or Galen? QUINN! I LOVE QUINN! 29. Ten challenges Four to a chariot race. Why? Hunter challenges Keller to a chariot race, because if he wins, Rashel must surrender to him, and he has been practicing. But Keller wins thanks to the help of some of the DayBreakers. 30. Everyone gangs up on Three. What happens? 31. Everyone is invited to Two and Ten's wedding except for Eight. How do they react? Ash and Hunter don't invite Morgead? Morgead whines to Jez, and then crashes the wedding, and tells Hunter, that thay're over. 33. Ten gathers everyone around to tell them a fairytale. How does it go? Hunter tells the story of Little Red Riding Hood, but Rashel is little red, and he is the wolf. But in the end, he realises that the wolf is killed by Little Red, and then Rashel insists they act it out in reality, but instead of eating Grandma, he just sucks a little of her blood. Grandma is played by Jez XD. 34. What would you do if 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? Quinn wake me up? Smile. Yum. 35. Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? Rashel? Scream until she got out... Now if it was her soulmate Quinn... 36. Number 4 announced she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? Keller and Mare? Slap them both and then hand them over to their soulmates.No doubt they were both out of it! 37. Number 5 cooked you dinner? Timmy? I wouldn't eat it as it was made out of playdough. or poisoned he's a bad bad boy. 38. Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? Galen? I would chuck water over him but then remember he was a leopard and run behind Quinn. 39. Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? Jez and me famiy! Cool! Now ALL the Redferns are! SWEET! 40. Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? Well Morgead pissed Jez off and Jez beat him up bad as he was very very sleepy 41. Number 9 made fun of your friends? Mare? A.) She wouldn't do that B.) If she did the most she could say is that they are verr wierd and I'll agree. Because my friends where to begin... 42. Number 10 ignored you all the time? Hunter? Happily! 43. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? Quinn? Save me! 44. You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? Ash? Laugh then remember he is becoming a better person for Mare and help me 45. It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? Rashe would give me A bokken! =D 46. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? Keller? Save me in panther form... 47. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? Timmy, laugh as he thought of it... 48. You're about to marry Number 10. What's 1's reaction? Quinn? He would let Rashel kill Hunter and then take me to Thea as Hunter got a witch to do magic on me... 49. You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? Jez would go beat him up and put it on youtube. 50. You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? Mare? Help me in knowledge tasks... 51. You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? Nothing. Hunter evil! But then again why would he he's supposedly dead! Thank you Delos! 52. Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? Where to begin? Quinn *Heart*. He's hot, smart, but he's Rashel's f*. 53. Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9? Ash in love with Mare? No chiz... sherlock. Have you read the books? You make Ash look smart! 54. You're dating 3 and they introduces you to their parents. Would you get along? Rashel's parents are dead, and I'd date her soumate Quinn acctually. 55. Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? That's just Keller trying to piss Ash off. And when she succeeds they will no doubt settle it panther to vampire way. YEAH! 56. Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? Galen? WTF? Galen a playa? FAIL! That is just messed up. I'm thinking maybe Ash and Morgead before they met their soulmates. 57. You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? Jez is figuring out a way to prank me. And Morgead will no doubt help. With Ash but then Mare will beat his lazy ass silly.! Whose laughing now?! 58. Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her? Morgead? Tell him to stop dreaming about being gay as he has Jez his soulmate. Then she will beat the shine out of his perfect hair. 59. Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what? Mare? I would tell Ash and then Mare will realize she sent it to the wrong person 60. You spot 10 kissing 2. How do you react? Hunter kissing Ash? Tell Hunter he's the hypocrite. 61. 10 got a daughter? Hunter? He has four... Garnet, Lily, Dove and RoseClaire 62. How do you feel right now? Bored, slightly creeped, but relieved. Because most of this weird stuff will never happen.! 63. Well this just wasted 10 minutes of your life... Well you made me! Thanks! List 12 Characters From Your Fandom, In No Particular Order (Non Night World version) : UMMM NOOOOOOOO! If I can't have Quinn or the others from the Night world Then kill me now! Copy and Paste into your profile, erase my answers, enter yours. Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following. They have to be real places, names, things... nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl name question. 1. What is your name? - Alissa 2. A four-letter word - Ants 3. A boy's name - Ash (Night World) 4. A girl's name - Akaela 5. Occupation - Attorney 6. Color - Aqua 7. Something you wear - Amber jewelry 8. Beverage - Apple Juice 9. Food - Adobo 10. Something found in a bathroom - Acne wash Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Try Not To Cry: read this poem: mommy...johnny brought a gun to school he told his friends that it was cool and when he pulled the trigger back, it shot with a great, huge crack. mommy i was a good girl i did what i was told, i went to school, i got straight A's i even got the gold! when i went to school that day, i never said good bye. i'm sorry that i had to go, but mommy please dont cry, when johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another. And all because johnny got the gun from his brother. mommy, please daddy: that i love him very much, And please tell Zack my boyfriend that it wasnt just a crush. And tell my little sister; that she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; i'll be waiting for her now. And tell my wonderful friends; that they're always the best. mommy; i'm not the first, i'm not better than the rest. mommy tell my teachers; i wont show up for class, And never forget this, And please dont let this pass. mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one though deserves this. but mommy it's not fair i left without a kiss. And mommy tell the doctors i know they really did try. i think i even saw one doctors trying not to cry. mommy i'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, But mommy please remember i'm in heaven with the rest. when i heard that great big crack i ran as fast as i could, please listen to me if you would. i wanted to go to collage, i wanted to try things that were new. i guess i'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo. i wanted to get married i wanted to have kids. i wanted to be an actress, i really wanted to live. But mommy i must go now, the time is getting late. mommy, tell my Zack, i'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you mommy i always have, i know you know it's true. And mommy all i need to say is "mommy i love you" that always makes me sad... in memory of the cloumbine & virginia tech students who were lost: please if you would, dont smash this on the ground. if you pass this on, maybe people will cry, just keep this in your heart, for the people who didnt get to say 'goodbye' now you have two choices, 1) pass this on and show people you care, repost as 'try not to cry' 2) dont send it and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are.. Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person... SO find a Guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot... who calls you back when you hang up on him... Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep... Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead... Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats... Who holds your hand in front of his friends... Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you... Who turns to his friends and says, ' That's her!! Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. "To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target." I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and she got away. I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. I used to care, but I take a pill for that now. Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them so much. Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in heck would you keep looking for it if you already found it? Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3? "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss." Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. What I really need is minions... I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? A person who smiles in crisis has found someone to blame. 7/5 of all people do not understand fractions. If you can't convince them, confuse them. It's not MY fault I never learned to accept responsibility! The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Don't worry too much about what people think, because they seldom do. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world. If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? (Or if a vampire really sucks for that matter?) The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up. Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back. Change is good, but dollars are better. Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about. If this saying did not exist, somebody would have invented it. Why get even when you can get odd? What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over. Why is it called "after dark" when it's really "after light"? Any system that depends on human reliability is unreliable. It was all so different before everything changed. If time is on your side, what's on the other? How is it that "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing? Those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those of us who actually do. Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance? LADIES don't start fights, we FINISH them. Do you remember when Pluto was a planet? Yeah, those were the days... Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid? Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. "If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice." "Where am I to go, now that I've gone too far?" "Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone." "Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult." "Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling" "When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity" "I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark. "A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking" "A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read." "A word to the wise isn't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice." "I can resist everything except temptation." "Where in the nursery rhyme does say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg?" "I forgot to remember." "Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you." "As I said before I never repeat myself" "Silence is golden but Duct tape is silver" I see dumb people. Tiny unicorns goring his bronchial tubes would be cooler. I intend to live forever...so far so good! Do vegetarians eat animals crackers? Of course I'm talking to myself...who else can I trust? Having a smoking section in a restraurant is like having a peeing section in a pool. Hug a tree: they have less issues than people. Dear Santa, If you leave a bike under the tree I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in the milk. Timmy Yo Mamma is so fat, even Naruto doesn't believe it. I had a GREAT dream about you last night! I was bashing your head into a wall! Yeah, it was great... If a man speaks in a forest, and no women is around to hear him, is he still wrong? Legally, it's questionable. Morally, it's disgusting. Personally, I like it. Awesome; without me, my friends are just aweso. I'd tell you I'm stalking you, but I don't think that would go over well. I never finish anyth 696 I'm evil, and twisted. If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable. lol; the perfect thing to type when there's nothing else to say. It's funnier now that I get it. He said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you don't have anything to put in it. Will eat for food. By the time you read this, you've already read it. This is Bob. (o.o) Practice safe lunch: use condiments. We're all gonna die, but I got a helmet. They don't know that we know they know we know. When life gives you lemons, keep them. 'Cause, hey, free lemons. I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly. I don't understand white crayons. Why are they here? What do they want from us? What would happen if you put a humidifier and dehumidifier in the same room? Please don't throw your cigerate butts on the floor. The cockroaches are getting cancer. Video gamse ruined my life. Good thing I have two more. The guy may wear the pants in a relationship, but the girl controls the zipper. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. It's a shame stupidity isn't painful... Please, keep talking! I always yawn when I'm interested! 10 reasons to procrastinate: 1. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the titanic. CAUTION: Highly Awesome. Keep away from all UNAWESOME material. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. Tu Madre! Yeah, you just got burned in Spanish. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles." Everyone's unique in their own unique way. Therefore, being unique is not all that unique... All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. Common sense is not so common. If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? He would make a lovely corpse. I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY FRUIT LOOPS. Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the heck is drinking my dang soda. 1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle 2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAMES NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS! 1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? You're the reason why. Victorious CAST. hmmm 2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Blow by Kesha. Wow 3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Friday i'll be over you. Allison Iraheta 4. WHAT IS 22? She's so gone. Lemonade Mouth 5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Who Say's by Selena Gomez 6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE? One time by...Justin Bieber. 7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Pumped up Kicks. foster the people. 8. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Change by Taylor Swift. Well...no DUH! 9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? A white demon:Love Song. The Killers. Don't ask. 10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? The best day. Taylor Swift 11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Your not sorry. Taylor Swift. huuuh 12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Jump The Fall. Taylor Swift...Memorable 13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Christmas Must be Something...Taylor Swift. *Insert Gasp*. WTF 14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Bang Bang Bang. By Selena Gomez. WOW never thought I would think badly about this song. 15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Up. Justin Bieber...Well Okay? 16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? Today Was A Fairytale. Taylor Swift. Quite the opposite. My Ipod must love Taylor. 17. HOW WILL YOU DIE? Need you Know. Lady Antebellum...With someone needing me...AWWW! 18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET? Overrated. Ashley Tisdale. Makes sense don't change for people. TRUE DAT! 19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? A little Too Not Over You. David Archuleta. Just embrace it. Head On. 20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? Mistletoe Just Bieber. 21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? It Will Rain. Bruno Mars. 22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? New Moon(The Meadow) Alexandre Desplat. TWilight New moon. 23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? Tell Me Why. Taylor Swift. 24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? King Of Anything. Sara Bareilles. Royalty? 25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? Stuck in the moment. Justin Bieber 26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? Teardrops on my Guitar. Taylor Swift. Huuh Very Interesting. Bored again, so doing That again 1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle 2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAMES NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS! 1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? Stop & Erase by Selena Gomez. Think you know. 2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Up by Justin Bieber. I get lost? 3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Animal by Kesha. Love? 4. WHAT IS 22? All of the lights by Kanye West. Wow I'm bight. 5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Baby by Justin Bieber. I do love her she is like a sister to me. 6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Found About You by Emily Osment. You little Cheater! D*! 7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Done All Wrong by Black Rebel Motorcycle Club. Apparently i've done all wrong. 8. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Make it Shine. Victorious. Follow My Dream? 9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? As a blonde by Selena Gomez. 10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Halo by Beyonce. AWWW *Tears* I taught you to lie well. 11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? I don't Wanna Dance by Hey Monday. Fitting 12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? You are the only one by Emily Osment. AWW 13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? If I ruled the world By BTR. Wonderful *EVIL LAUGH* 14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? First Date by Blink. Okay? 15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Pictures to Burn By Taylor Swift. Ohh They Irony! 16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? A Year Without Rain By Selena Gomez. True Droughts Human race will come to an end. 17. HOW WILL YOU DIE? Motivation By Kelly Roland. Must have a very SUCKY Husband. 18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET? More By Usher. Nothing? 19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? Crank It Up by Ashley Tisdale. 20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? Teardrops on my guitar By Taylor Tisdale. WEll NO! 21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? When I look at you By Mile Cyrus. WELL DUH! 22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? Runaway Love By JB. WUS! 23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? Blah Blah Blah By Kesha. IDK? 24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? Safety Dance By IDK GLEE? DOn't Ask 25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? Macarena. OKAY Must have kept doing it. 26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? Kiss and Tell By SELNA GOMEZ. *SHHHHHH* 1. YOUR REAL NAME: Alissa 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Aliizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Black Cat (Weird how that works out as thats my fav animal) 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Nichole Vincente 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Peralaca 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Purple sprite 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name): 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Marie 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Miley What It REALLY Means "I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless." "That's woman's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless." "Will you marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no more peanut butter." "It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." "Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?" "It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea how it works." "I'm getting more exercise lately," REALLY MEANS, "The batteries in the remote are dead." "We're going to be late," REALLY MEANS, "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac." "Take a break, honey, you're working too hard, "REALLY MEANS, "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner." "That's interesting, dear," REALLY MEANS, "Are you still talking?" "Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love, REALLY MEANS, "I forgot our anniversary again." "It's really a good movie," REALLY MEANS, "It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and good looking women." "You know how bad my memory is," REALLY MEANS, "I remember the words to the theme song of "F Troop", the address of the first girl I kissed, the Vehicle Identification Number of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday." "Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself. It's no big deal," REALLY MEANS, "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt." "I do help around the house," REALLY MEANS, "I once threw a dirty towel near the laundry basket. "What did I do this time?" REALLY MEANS, "What did you catch me doing?" "She's one of the rabid feminists," REALLY MEANS, "She refused to make my coffee." "I heard you," REALLY MEANS, "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me." "You really look terrific in that outfit," REALLY MEANS, "Please don't try on another outfit. I'm starving." "I missed you," REALLY MEANS, "I can't find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry and we are out of toilet paper." "I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are," REALLY MEANS, "No one will ever see us alive again." "We share the housework," REALLY MEANS, "I make the messes. She cleans them up." "I don't need to read the instructions," REALLY MEANS, "I am perfectly capable of messing it up without printed help." If you sit in your car waiting for the song you love to be over, then leave... If someone tells you "don't look now", but you do anyway... If you love waking up in the middle of the night, and realizing you have more time to sleep... If you hate waking up from a good dream and it won't come back... If your headphones are ALWAYS tangled... If slow computers drive you CRAZY... If you love laughing until it hurts and you can't breathe... If you used to blow into video games and it actually made them work... If you use your cell phone to see in the dark... If you can't help but find everything hilarious at 4 AM... If you think those 5 extra minutes of sleep really make a difference... If your fridge has NOTHING in it to eat, no matter how full it is... If all those years you watched Blues Clues, you never realized Blue was a GIRL... If you can't stand to hear your own voice in videos or recordings... If you pull out your phone and pretend to text in awkward situations... If you check behind the shower curtain for murderers before getting in... If you love people who text back instantly... If you stand in the shower for ages because the hot water feels soooo good... If you really wish you could record your dreams and watch them later... If you don't consider people who have only seen the movies to be "real" Harry Potter fans... If you wish music played during epic moments in your life, like in movies... If you hate getting out of the shower and it's FREEZING... If you walk a little faster when you see a creepy van... If you hate how the best part of your dream is always right about to happen when you wake up... If you haven't lost it... you just... haven't found it yet... If you and your best friend can say one word and almost die from laughing hysterically... If you have to try SO hard not to laugh when you're getting scolded... If you and your best friend could sit down next to each other, not say a single word, and walk away feeling as if it was the greatest conversation ever... If you stop the microwave before it hits 0:00 to avoid hearing the loud BEEPs... If you know because everyone's house has a different smell that yours must have one. But you still can't smell it!... If you have to say the entire alphabet out loud because you can't remember what letter comes next... If you get paranoid because the spider you saw five seconds ago isn't there anymore... If you hate it when you think of a really good comeback after the argument... If you love it when teachers get off track and tell you stories about their life... If your favorite song always seems to come on right as you pull into your driveway... If you mentally say "Wed-nes-day" when writing the word "Wednesday"... If you used to climb on furniture and pretend the floor was lava... 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If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile. If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele 98% of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like donuts. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your pro! 6 Truths of Life 1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it. 3. And discover that #1 is a lie. 4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.. 6. There's still a stupid smile on your face How to mess with your siblings: 1. Wave a gun around and say "Hay, I have a new idea" 'Never Argue With A Woman' One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after Although not familiar She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the What are you doing?' 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?'). 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her. 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading. 'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden. 'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think You're a 90's kid if: -You can finish this 'ice ice _' Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!! Motorcycle Crash: Girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it andonly one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him andtell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. table, eyes politely averted as his gentle fingers probed her 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach? A book 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? 17 again 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 6 O'clock 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 6:39 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? my mom talking 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? around 4, it was nice out so I read for a little. 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? if any of my stories were updated 9. What are you wearing? a tank top, and shorts 10. Did you dream last night? yes, trust me you don't want to know 11. When did you last laugh? I really can't tell I laugh to much 12. What are on the walls of the room you are in? posters of movies, and a cork board with stuff. 13. Seen anything weird lately? I found a plate of who knows what in my room 14. What do you think of this quiz? odd 15. What is the last film you saw? Journey to the mysterious Island 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy. Books, a house, pets. Yep I'm a nerd 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about. I look nothing like my sister 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I'd stop animal abuse, no animal shall ever suffer any form of cruelty ever again 19. Do you like to dance? hell no 20. George Bush: Was the president of the U.S. for a while? 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Lena, Got it from beautiful creatures, it seems like a strong name 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Nathan, I'm having a very interesting argument about this with my friend, I might tell you sometime. 23. Would you ever consider living abroad? Depeeeeeeends... 24. What do you think God would say to you when you reach the pearly gates? Holy shit I can't believe you got in this far! IDK. He's sorry that he bought you roses to tell you that he likes you He's sorry that he was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk He's sorry that his body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants He's sorry that he opens your car door, and pulls out your chair like he was raised He's sorry that he's not cute enough to be "your guy" He's sorry that he's actually nice; not a jerk He's sorry he doesn't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things He's sorry he likes to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club He's sorry he would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. He's sorry that he's always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date He's sorry that he always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in his car, but when he and you went out you went home with another guy He's sorry that he's there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to him when he needs a friend He's sorry if he starts not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around He's sorry if he doesn't answer his phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work He's sorry that you can't realize.. he's been the one all along. He's sorry if you read this and know somebody like this but don't care But most of all He's sorry for not being sorry anymore He's sorry that you can't accept him for who he is He's sorry he can never do anything right, and nothing that he does is good enough to make it in your world. He's sorry he caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, he thought that was what friends were for... He's sorry that he told you he loved you and actually meant it. He's sorry that he talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with his family. He's sorry that he cared He's sorry that he listens to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different. Girls always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well girls, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. Note: this was actually written in first person, I just edited it so I could write it down without sounding wierd. This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Paste this to your profile if you can read this! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don’t cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down. 3. If you’re initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! Hush, little sister I can see your arms I know you scream I can see the way I know that people Hey, little sister You see, little sister He screamed at me You know, little sister But hush, little sister I'm sorry little sister Uh oh little sister Hush little sister Her name was Dailey Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad VIRGO - The Perfectionist Dominant (Aug 23 - Sept 22)- Mine
SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22 - Dec 21) Isn't it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a tshirt that barely cover anything? Isn't it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful? ISN'T IT FUNNY that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone? are you laughing? Isn't it funny a emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity? ISN'T IT FUNNY that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts? I'm not laughing. IT'S SO FUNNY that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting. ISN'T IT FUNNY that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart. HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OR LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS? KEEP ON LAUGHING! Isn't it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life without knowing her situation with her friends or her family or her LIFE! BRAVE ISN'T GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING! BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND! BRAVE IS GOING TO SCHOOL ON MULTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WORLD AROUND YOU IS SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES. IT'S LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT! IT'S GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET. ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS! BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMORROW ISN'T A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE, IT'S ANOTHER DAY OF COMPLAINING AND DODGING RUMORS! KEEP ON LAUGHING. If you agree put this on your profile and advise others to do the same. What a Boyfriend SHOULD do (A real boyfriend): When she walks away from you mad, follow her Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' This is about abortion... Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this. I want a guy... Who calls you beautiful instead of HOT. Who calls you back when you hang up on him. Who will stay awake just to see you sleep. The boy who kisses your forehead. Who wants to show you off to the world. Who holds your hand in front of his friends. Who thinks you're just as pretty without make-up on. The one who is constantly reminding you of HOW MUCH HE CARES ABOUT YOU and how lucky he is to have you. Copy and paste this to your profile if... You believe that you deserve a guy like this. You believe that there is a perfect for you out there. You believe in True love. My prince doesn't wear shiny armour. My prince doesn't sparkle either. My prince is death in a cowboy duster. ;) Death of an Innocent I went to a party, Mom, VAMPIRE ] You rather be pale than tan. [X] You like to eat or drink red things. ] When you're kissing someone, you tend to bite them. ] You're dark, mysterious, and seductive. ] You've tasted your own blood before and liked it. ] Being out in the sun too long makes you feel weak. ] You're graceful, lithe, and can appear threatening or dangerous to others [ ] You have incredible charm and can get people to do nearly anything. [x] You're more active at night. Total: 2 ZOMBIE [x] You're an outcast. ] You feel as if You're not truly alive. [x] You'll moan when you're hurt rather than scream and cry. [x] You tend to zone out. ] You don't feel very smart. [ ] You like worms. [ ] You like taking things slowly. ] You like odd foods. ] You prefer to suffer in silence. ] You don't get much sleep. Total: 3 GHOST/PHANTOM ] You're invisible. ] You have an oddly eerie presence. ] You can send chills down a persons spine just by looking at them. ] You have messy hair that is partially/completely in your face. [x] You're incredibly/very gentle. [x] You're very shy around someone you find attractive. ] You tend to simply disappear when no ones looking. ] You enjoy scaring people. [x] You like the indoors. [x] You are deeply connected to the ones you love no matter what happens. Total: 4 GHOUL ] You will eat just about anything. ] You like to attack people verbally or physically. ] You are thrilled if you can make someone bleed ] If you were with someone, you wouldn't care if you hurt them as long as you're getting what you want out of them. ] You like stalking people. ] You find it fun to crawl into tight, small, cramped, dirty spaces ] You get hungry easily. ] You like torture. ] You live to hurt people. ] You like the idea of being insane. Total: 0 SHAPESHIFTER [x] You have different personalities. ] Your style could change from Goth to preppy in the same second. ] You're fickle. ] You have more than one lover. [x] You're unpredictable. ] You would change yourself entirely to fit in/get a date. [x] You are fond of many different things. [X] You can easily get out of trouble by changing your demeanor. ] You often say one thing and mean another. [x] You like to leave your clothes on the floor after taking them off. Total: 5 DEMON [x] You have a very bad temper ] You're usually angry. ] You have to make other people miserable with every breath that you take. ] You worship Satan. ] You like pentagrams-Woah, What? ] You love to mess with peoples heads. ] You could do just about anything bad to someone and feel proud. ] You laugh when other people are hurt ] Physically harming someone turns you on. ] You respond to an insult by viciously attacking the other person. Total: 1 TOTALS VAMPIRE: 2 ZOMBIE: 3 GHOST/PHANTOM: 4 GHOUL: 0 SHAPESHIFTER: 5 DEMON: 1 I am a SHAPESHIFTER The Girl you just called fat? She's been starving herself & has lost over 30lbs. The Boy you just called stupid? Has a learning disability & studies over 4hrs a night. The Girl you just called ugly? Spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The Boy you just tripped? He's abused enough at home. The girl you called "Jesus Freak", she spends hours in prayer for you. There's a lot more to people than you think update this on your profile. Love vs. Sex A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit She ended up staying longer than As she walked along under the tall elm When she reached the alley, which was a However, halfway down the alley she She became uneasy and began to pray, Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness When she reached the end of the alley, The following day, she read in the Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and Thanking the Lord for her safety and to She felt she could recognize the man, so The police asked her if she would be She agreed and immediately pointed out When the man was told he had been The officer thanked Diane for her bravery She asked if they would ask the man one Diane was curious as to why he had not When the policeman asked him, he Amazingly, whether you believe or not, Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If your against child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!! To let you know, I hate these things too. But this one freaked me out! O_O VERY MUCH! there were 3girls They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents at that Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die. I WANT A GUY... who would move the hair away from my eyes and then kiss me, hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous. Someone who would sing to me at random moments. Who would let me sleep on his chest. A BOY who would get mad at someone if they called me UGLY or were mean to me. I want someone who would call me 3 times a day if he went away. Someone who would let me gossip to him and just smile and agree with everything I said. He would throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then KISS ME A MILLION TIMES. Someone who would make fun of me just to make me laugh. He would take me to the park and put his hands around my waist and give me big bearhugs all the time. He would tell all his friends about me and SMILE when he did. And we'd make out in the pouring rain. He would never be afraid to say "I love you" in front of his friends, and we'd argue about silly things and then make up. I want a boy who would kiss me at midnight on New Years and COUNT STARS with me. Who would stay home with me on a Friday night just to help me make dinner and watch movies together under the same blanket. Someone who would tell me I'm beauiful but not too often, who would make me laugh like NO ONE else could. But mostly, I want someone who would be my best friend and would never BREAK MY HEART -Jg Rox's story I want Find the Guy Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead who keeps your picture in his wallet, who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants, who holds your hand in front of all his friends, who thinks your beautiful without makeup one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER! Girls Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--mine or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life A Real Boyfriend Kiss her When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you Grab her and dont let go When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong When she ignores you Give her your attention When she pulls away Pull her back When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying Just hold her and dont say a word When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared Protect her When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesn't answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up When she says that she likes you SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND! When she grabs at your hands Hold her's and play with her fingers When she bumps into you; bump into her back and make her laugh When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes dont look away until she does When she says it's over she still wants you to be hers When she reposts this bulletin she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go - When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her - because 10 yrs later she'll remember you - Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her - Treat her like she's all that matters to you. - Stay up all night with her when she's sick. - Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid. - Give her the world. - Let her wear your clothes. - When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. - Let her know she's important. - Kiss her in the pouring rain. If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you. When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?" Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend." Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend." Did you know... For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm EMO, so I MUST cutmywrists I’m into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I’m BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian. I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie. I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs. I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up. I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy I live(d) in the COUNTRY, so I MUST (have) live(d) on a farm. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be goth I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I’m DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I’m a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar I’m an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean I’m THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries. I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one" I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. Stop stereotyping and dont judge people by how they dress, what they look like, or what their ethnicity is. Everyone is different, and isnt that a good thing? FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days have thee to live..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, fucka, run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We screwed up again." FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!" FRIENDS: Would read ignore this BEST FRIENDS: Would repost this shit!!!! If you've ever asked a stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this to your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. To Every Guy... To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait ...This one bulletin is for you... Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore... And because of this, there are not many left out there... Pick the month you were born in- January I killed -Pick the day you were born on- 1 A banana -Pick the color of the shirt you wearing- White Because a hoe stole my taco. -Now read it all together and laugh at yourself! I kissed an angel because the voices told me to. If i dont call you When i walk away from you mad When i stare at your mouth When i push you or hit you When i start cussing at you When im quiet When i ignore you When i pull away When you see me at my worst When you see me start crying When you see me walking When i'm scared When i lay my head on your shoulder When i grab at your hands When i tease you When i dont answer for a long time When i look at you with doubt When i say that i like you When i bump into you When i tell you a secret When i look at you in your eyes When i miss you When you break my heart When i say its over "I suffer from C.R.S. (Can't remember shit)" Guys hears some advice and i think you need it (well some guys anyways, like those who cant take a hint...) 1) When she acts shy - say i love you 2) When she runs away from you - chase her 3) When she puts her face near yours - kiss her (DUH) 4) When she kicks and punches you - hold her tight 5) When shes silent - Shes thinking how to say i love you 6) When she ignores you - she wants all your attention 7) When she pulls away -grab her by the waist and never let go 8) When you see her at her worst - tell her shes BEAUTIFUL 9) When she screams at you - tell her you love her, you have to mean it 10) When you see her walking - Sneak up behind her grab her by the waist and kiss her 11) When shes scared - hold her and tell her everything is ok 'cause shes with you' 12) When she looks like somthings the matter - kiss her and tell her not to worry 13) When she holds you hand - play with her fingers TOTAL SINGS OF FLIRTING (FOR GUYS AND GIRLS) Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile If you hate it when people make spelling/grammar mistakes in their fanfics, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think these copy-paste things are pointless, but do it anyway, copy and paste this to your profile. If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a song in your head but can’t remember what it was called copy and paste this to your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile If you actually enjoy reading, copy this into your profile. If you are of the opinion that everyone is entitled to their own opinion, copy this into your profile. If you have ever read something and got sucked into that book, copy this into your profile. If you enjoy fantasy in general, copy this into your profile. If you have copied and pasted more than 10 things into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you're not dead yet, Copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever ran into something while walking with a book, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy& Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile. Did you know the average person only reads three books per year? If you do not even believe it is possible to read that little, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever stayed up and read past 4 in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile. 99 percent of teens would have a heart attack is facebook and myspace were simultaneously destroyed. If you would be one of the one percent who would be laughing your butt off, or attending a funeral and laughing your butt off, then copy this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. 98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS! If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile The girl who everybody calls the whale? She's starving herself. The girl who everyone hates because she doesn't fit in anywhere? She cries at night everyone because of the loneliness. The boy who the other guys push around? He is beaten at home by his stepfather. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. On A Scale Of... One to Magnus, how fabulous are you? One to Alec, how shy are you? One to Patch Cipriano how sexy are you? Vee Sky to ten, how's that diet coming along? One to Jace, how badass are you? One to Isabelle, how fahsionable are you? One to Maia, how much do you hate your ex? One to Jordan, how much do you want your ex back? One to Scott Parnel, how self centered are you? One to Will Herondale, how much are you afraid of Ducks? One to Jem Carstaires, how good is your temper? One to Tessa Grey, how ripped are you between two hotties? If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Anime Azn Cherry,Uchiha-Kirara, Superhinata,cherrysaki-chan, Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan, musicluver008, shadow hunters morgestern, dv143 This story is so sad. If it doesn't touch your heart at least a little, you must be made of stone. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart (It touched mine. So I posted it) I'm sorry I hate these but this one is freaky! (SO DO NOT READ!!!) They pushed her down a sewer. About 6 years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by 5 girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge the police were called. They went down and brought up 17 year old Carmen Winstead's body, her neck broke from hitting the ladder, her face peeeled off from the side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell...They believed them. FACT: 2 months ago, 16 year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower he heard laughter from his swower. He started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep. 5 hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise. David was gone. That morning, a few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, in the dark, his neck broke and his face skin peeled off. If you don't repost this saying "she was pushed" or "they pushed her down a sewer" then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet or the shower. When you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, and then Carmen will come and kill you. WHY BOYS SHOULDN'T CHEAT There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack. Jack was the most popular guy in school. The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLY liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also. Well, of course she did, everyone did! Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Courtney tried to steal Jack away every time she had a chance to. One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies. Ashley heard everything...what movie theater and what time. Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney. Ashley sat right behind them. She watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theater. Courtney told Jack: "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied": "Hell, yes." Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window. Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing. The next day at school Ashley wasn't there. For the next few days Ashley wasn't there. A week later her mother found her in her closet dead...she committed suicide because she had loved Jack so much. Next to Ashley's dead body was a note. A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you. I never thought you would do something like this to me. I really loved you, Jack. I died for you just like Jesus died for us. Always with you, Ashley. Please forward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney. Thank you. D is for Derek Souza A is for Andrew Carson R is for Running away from the Edison Group K is for Kit E is for Edison Group S is for Sexy werewolves T is for Tori Enright P is for POWERS O is for OH MY DEREK W is for Witch E is for Eh, Simon isn't as kool as Derek R is for Rae S is for Saunders, Chloe Saunders NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on construction people to tear down buildings DARKEST POWERS FANS: would rather ask Chloe to release a demi-demon NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG DARKEST POWERS FANS: say OH MY DEREK!! (OMD) NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a phychiatrist to tell their feelings DARKEST POWERS FANS: go to Simon NORMAL PEOPLE: say, shut up or i'll tell on you! DARKEST POWERS FANS: say, shut up or i'll get Dr. Davidoff to terminate you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think werewolves are half-wolf half-human freaks DARKEST POWERS FANS: know A LOT better and know to go outside right away when they see/hear a stranger vomiting in the bushes NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell, HELP ME SOMEBODY!! DARKEST POWERS FANS: when being chased yell, DEREK SAVE ME!! NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms DARKEST POWERS FANS: know that somewhere Derek is just yelling at Chloe NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation DARKEST POWERS FANS: would go directly to BUFFALO NEW YORK NORMAL PEOPLE: dont have this on their profile DARKEST POWERS FANS: MUST have this on their profile IF DEREK SOUZA IS TO YOU WHAT EDWARD CULLEN IS TO SUPER-FANS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE. I'm in love with Darkest Powers right now!! If u are in love with it too copy and paste this. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews, add this to your profile. (HINT HINT) If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile. (I have to addmit it!) If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. (From Wolf Girl Molly) Dudes, this is something that happened in my home, my school, my town , the safe haven where I thought there was supposed to be little to no danger. My own mind lied to me, my mom told me of what happened. I told BlackAthena, who decided to write this poem for the event that had occured. Please pass this on, if not for me, but for the horrified girl that found out that this event had happened to her. She never knew untill the boy told her, far too late to stop what had happened did the boy change his mind. A party was all she wanted. Not the alcohol not the blackout not the tragedy. She went to it the New Years party and got drunk off her head. Her friends mother trying to help, laid her down in the basement a supposed safe place. No one thought it could happen here in this small town. No one thought an person could be that wrong. She lay there unconcious to the world unable to stop the tragedy that came. As the guests began to leave four shadows entered the basement. Four boys barely teenagers did the unthinkable. One took out a phone and filmed the whole thing. Another watched and laughed. The two others did the unspeakable. When she woke up she never knew. But one of the boys sent her the video saying he was sorry. Nobody thought the Golden boy would be put under house arrest. Nobody thought the quiet boy could stand to witness such a thing. No one thought the unnamed would be so horrible No one thought that the main perpatrator would be him. The boy he ran to California too cowardly to face the law. That boy was brought back home in shame. That day the school gathered. So young not even fifteen. Who would've thought an 8th grader would be a rapist. - in honor of our class, who mourned together and comforted eachother in such a tragedy. copy and paste this on your profile for that girl and her family, and the countless other women who have gone through the same thing Friendship None of that sissy crap. Are you tired of those 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of truths to our friendship. 1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard. 2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused, I will use little words. 7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? If I ain't got you- Alicia Keys Waking Up: Our time now- Plain White T's First Day At School: I like it like that-Hot Chelle Rae Making Your New Best Friend: Up-Justin Bieber Falling In Love: Break your heart- Taio cruz& Luda Breaking Up: Eenie Meenie- JBieb's Prom: Friday i'll be over you- Allison Iraheta Graduation: I never told you_ Colbie Calliat Life's Okay: I kissed a girl- Katy Perry Death of a Close Friend: I'm only me when i'm with you-Taylor Swift (this is me and my besties new song! It's perfect) Mental Breakdown: Jar of hearts- Christina Perri UHHuh Flashback: You make me feel- Cobra Starship Getting Back Together: The one that got away-Katy Perry Birth of Child: Love you like a love song- Selena Gomez Wedding Scene: Favorite Girl (Acoustic)-JBieb's again Car Accident: A white demon love song-The Killers (New Moon Soundtrack) It kind of fits if you listen Final Battle: Send it on_Disney Friends for change Death Scene: Change- Taylor Swift Funeral Song: I don't wanna dance-Hey Monday End Credits: My Love-Sia (Eclipse Soundtrack) Deleted Scenes: Boyfriend-JBieb's (My ipod must love him) |
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