Hello everyone p.s THE END IS NEAR!! (piano goes: dun dun DUN)

MY name is Bryan im hyper and im psycotic WWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...srry had a breakdown

soooooooooooo...

gender: if u had a brain u know im a guy

Age:13

Hair color:brownish orange

eye color:my eyes are originally hazel but it can change one eye blue and the other green IIIIITTTTTTZZZZ weird...lk me MUAHAHAHA

books: r they the things with pages, cuz if the are well...then...BURN THEM ALL

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., Journalist793, SonofDeath666,K1ng0fth3shadows

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected. A best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" or "Dang, we screwed up."
A friend will always be like "well you deserve better". A best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days".

You call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing.

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I am not God!

When life gives you lemons, spit the lemons in life's eyes.

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

Really Dumb Store labels:

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Tynol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

They say to walk away from a fight, but think to yourself...does it really work?

Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why

aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc.,K1ng0fth3shadows

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

-BE nice to losers. one day they might be cool!

- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

-Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. -

- What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

- "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

- Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

- He who laughs last didn't get it.

- When there's a will, I want to be in it.

-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

- I just got detention for sawing a kid's arm off without my safety goggles.(Well you know, safety first :p)

- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

- Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you
would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)
--

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
enough gas is produced
to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)
--

The human heart creates enough pressure when it
pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a
hour

(Don't try this at home, maybe at work) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that too.)

My Personal Alternate Names

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Bryizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Black Wolf (THATS RIDONKULOUS)

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Phillip Elm

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Forbralo

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): black rum

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): idk

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): idk

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Shadow

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong: Dragon fruit chaos

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): black pegleg

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

R.V.B QUOTES

"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free." Pvt. Caboose (HAHAHA)

"They shall all taste oblivion! Which tastes just like Red Bull. Which is disgusting." - O'Malley

"Your toast has been burnt, and NO amount of scraping can remove the black parts." - Caboose.

"Target Locked" - Sheila the Tank, right before shooting Church

"We'll all go charging in a straight file line, with the most important people at the back"- Sarge

"There's a fine line between not listening and not caring. I'd like to think I walk that line everyday." - Church

"Why in the hell would you give CPR for a shot wound to a head" - Sarge

Grif: So the war's over, and we're going home?

Sarge: That's exactly right, private. War's over. We won. Turns out you're the big hero. And we're gonna hold a parade in your honor. I get to drive the float, and Simmons here IS IN CHARGE OF CONFETTI!

Caboose: Look Sergeant, sleeping people!

Sarge: He's not sleeping, private. He's dead.

Caboose: Oh, good, because I thought that was me because he is blue and I like to sleep but if he is dead that cannot be me.

Tucker: "What do I get?"

Tex: "You get to live, but no guarantees."

Tucker: "That's not a reward for me, that's a reward for all the fine ladies in the Universe."

Tex: "I'm a woman, and somehow... I don't feel any luckier."

"time isnt made out of lines, its made out of circles. thats why clocks are round" - Caboose

Sheila!! Come back! I made you a muffin!!"-Caboose

"Wait! Go back! Why is there six peddles if there's only four directions….??"-Caboose

"Who wants to hold my ankles while I stretch out my hammies?" - Donut

"You know what? I hate you." - Grif

"I love blood and violence! I've got a boner for murder!" - Sarge

"The tank is RIGHT THERE, for the love of God!" - Simmons

BLUE TEAM

"That was YOU? I thought the Tooth Fairy was mad at me!" - Caboose

"Oh, NO! I'M the teamkilling fucktard!" - Church

"I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that." - Sheila

"Let me just put it this way: I felt less threatened when Tex was staring at JUST the sword." - Tucker

OTHERS

"Hey, you can't make an omelet without blowin' up a few eggs." - Andy the Bomb

"Well, you see...a doctor CURES people. A medic just makes them comfortable...WHILE THEY DIE." - Doc

"OOOBLIVION IS AT HAND!" - O'Malley

"Prepare to be cleansed, infidels!" - The Red Zealot

"All right, listen, you little noob firecracker..." - Tex

"I don't have time to torture you, so instead, I'll just have to kill you." - Wyoming

"Eh, I'll be okay. Hard nipples won't kill you." - Sister

A Quote from Lord Stewie

(with chocolate box) you know mother, life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.(opens box) like...A BOX OF ACTIVE GRENADES!!.-Stewie

SNL QUOTES

"On ebay you can buy one of Micheal Jackson's gloves, if the glove can talk it would be apoligizing to many children"- Seth Meyers

"Panasonic just created a 120 inch plasma screen t.v. Just in time so no one can afford it"- Amy Polher