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Joined 12-01-08, id: 1758240, Profile Updated: 02-07-12

Hello. As you may have noticed, the primary purpose of this profile is to house a directory of pieces I have read and enjoyed, so that when the inevitable urge to revisit them occurs I'm not left frustrated and hunting in vain through the FF . Net archive. Feel free to utilize it for your own entertainment.

Also, who knows, one day I might even post something of my own. Gods know Artanis has been begging me to do so for years now.

Pet Peeves:

Super-Powerful Self Insertion Characters - Seriously, these annoy the crap out of me. Probably because I read a lot of DBZ fanfics when I was in middle school, and I tell ya, those were just RIDDLED with them. OC's can be really cool, but for the love of god give them some depth!

Cannon Characters that go from Bastard to Fluff in Less Than A Chapter - By all means, give them a heart, just let them hold onto their dignity a little.

You Wrote like 100 Chapters and then just Abandoned It?! - I've been waiting on Vejiitasei Ascendant since before I could drive. I've got a couple more that aren't nearly as old, and as such aren't nearly as painful to hold out hope for.

Microsoft Word - May you forever freeze in the deepest, darkest circle of Hell, Demon.


When In Doubt,

Hit It with a Hammer.

If That Doesn't Work,

You Need a Larger Hammer.

Rectify

and

Try Again.

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The Road Not Taken by kellydofc reviews
What could have happened between Lily and Severus if he had said the right thing outside the Gryffindor Common Room. This story is AU. Everything you recognize belongs to JKR everything else is me. Rating is for violence, language and some adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 371,305 - Reviews: 1664 - Favs: 1,466 - Follows: 1,338 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Real Life Has No Manager by susieboo reviews
Look, Colin doesn't mind weirdos. Not as long as they pay for their groceries, anyway. But sometimes... sometimes, you see something and you just have to draw a line in the fucking sand. [Ten vignettes about a cashier who witnesses Symbrock and their usual bullshit, because Eddie must seem like a real weirdo to anyone who doesn't know about the Symbiote. Oneshot. Humor.]
Venom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/1 - Complete
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 183 - Words: 795,537 - Reviews: 11871 - Favs: 5,395 - Follows: 4,424 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 9/4/2005
The Dark Inside the Fading Light by Macx reviews
Eddie has no idea how they managed it, but they kidnapped him and his symbiote. Whoever 'they' are. And then they tore them apart. It hurt. A lot. Now Eddie has a catatonic symbiote, a concussion, a dislocated shoulder, a bum knee... and currently everything around him is going up in flames. He has had better days. Really...
Venom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,436 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/27/2018 - Published: 11/1/2018 - Complete
The Moment It Began by Sindie reviews
Deathly Hallows spoilers ensue. This story is being written as a response to JKR's comment in an interview where she said if Snape could choose to live his life over, he would choose Lily over the Death Eaters. AU Sequel posted: The Moment It Ended.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 122 - Words: 302,695 - Reviews: 6926 - Favs: 3,725 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 8/30/2018 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,886 - Reviews: 6220 - Favs: 12,768 - Follows: 15,314 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1519 - Favs: 8,715 - Follows: 2,905 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Hermione Granger, Demonologist by BrilliantLady reviews
Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,955 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 3,475 - Follows: 2,096 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 8/14/2017 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
3 Slytherin Marauders by severusphoenix reviews
Harry & Dudley flee an abusive Vernon to Severus Snape. Severus finds a new home for himself & the boys with dragons and hunt the Horcruxes from there. The dragons, especially one become their allies. Tom R is VERY different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 144 - Words: 582,712 - Reviews: 6502 - Favs: 4,569 - Follows: 3,745 - Updated: 7/31/2016 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 11776 - Favs: 9,277 - Follows: 3,372 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Broken Mind, Fractured Soul by SensiblyTainted reviews
What if there was a darker truth hidden in Harry's story? Summer before third year, Harry begins to question his memory blanks. What happens when he finds himself before Snape for help? includes mentor Severus, MPD, child abuse, protective Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 398,081 - Reviews: 4158 - Favs: 5,383 - Follows: 1,883 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35022 - Favs: 24,900 - Follows: 18,604 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In Care Of by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,029 - Reviews: 2101 - Favs: 10,279 - Follows: 3,561 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Had I Known by kayly silverstorm reviews
After killing Voldemort during seventh year, Harry vanished without a trace. But now, 8 years later, a deadly secret forces him to return and it seems that only Snape will be able to save him. SSHP, no slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 167,745 - Reviews: 4838 - Favs: 5,061 - Follows: 3,595 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A matter of force by ContraBardus reviews
Start with Harry Potter, change something, and Harry learns to rock. Irreverent, chaotic, and the more movies you've seen, the funnier you're likely to find it. Expect many cammeos.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 637,940 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 11/20/2006
Angels in the Garden by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
An attempt at landscaping turns into something far more lethal when a certain stone angel shows signs of life.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 120,248 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Weeping Angels - Complete
Second Chances by Mara Rome reviews
A mentor fic: When Snape discovers Harry is abused by the Dursley's, he is forced to teach Harry for the summer after the tri-wizard tournament. Will they eventually find the family they never had? No slash and Harry will never be Snape's biological son.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 226,813 - Reviews: 3083 - Favs: 3,040 - Follows: 3,042 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 6671 - Favs: 9,676 - Follows: 4,856 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1737 - Favs: 6,157 - Follows: 2,196 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Simple and Clean by DigiFruit reviews
Trelawney never made the prophecy, Voldemort was never defeated on Halloween of 1981, Britain has fallen into darkness, and Harry Potter is just another no-name soldier trying to smuggle a certain Muggleborn witch out of Death Eater territory
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,087 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 335 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What is Said, Is Said by GenkaiFan reviews
A sort of sequel to Dear Jareth. What happens when Dudley wishes, "I wish you had never come to us, Harry! I wished the goblins had taken you the night you arrived." ? What happens when the Goblin King re orders time?
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 82,747 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 1,892 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter Hit Wizard by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 3,644 - Follows: 907 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Freaks Aren't Allowed by lastcrazyhorn reviews
After nearly freezing to death outside his relative's home, little Harry is rescued first by a spirit and then a snarky git! The adventure isn't over yet though, as Snape soon realizes that his charge's problems aren't limited to just frostbite. Childfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1199 - Favs: 4,413 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 4227 - Favs: 10,560 - Follows: 4,213 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Best Revenge: Time of the Basilisk by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU: The continuation of Book I. Not all of Tom Riddle is gone. A mysterious journal and a new Defense teacher pose challenges for Harry and his guardian. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,739 - Reviews: 2549 - Favs: 3,689 - Follows: 1,515 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Fifth Act by Sinnatious reviews
Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 169,887 - Reviews: 2696 - Favs: 5,352 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Tied for Last by Speechwriter reviews
Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew. Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,420 - Reviews: 2432 - Favs: 3,510 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Power of Music by Corpium reviews
With the power of music, Harry finally learns how to keep Voldemort out of his mind without silly Occlumency. Even better, he learns how to annoy the Dark Lord at the same time. Reasonable Crack. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9410 - Favs: 24,082 - Follows: 9,577 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Into the Fold by Pasi reviews
Severus Snape is going straight to hell. The people he calls his friends are helping him get there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 171,808 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by RobSt reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 3096 - Favs: 11,152 - Follows: 4,514 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
When A Lioness Fights by kayly silverstorm reviews
Hermione Granger, master spy, and Severus Snape, spymaster to the Order. An unlikely partnership, forged to defeat the Dark Lord on his own ground. But to do so, they must confront their own darkness within. Spying, torture, angst and love. AU after fifth
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 416,508 - Reviews: 7745 - Favs: 5,764 - Follows: 2,146 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 3,714 - Follows: 2,856 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
From Yesterday by Istani reviews
She comes from their past, from yesterday. A freelance Auror who was abroad for too long is now changing their future. Saving Sirius is easy but what about Snape? Will he ever be able to see anyone but Lily? An epic tale from OotP until after the war..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 456,865 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - OC, Severus S. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14428 - Favs: 21,931 - Follows: 8,811 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Looping of the Scales by Ms-Figg reviews
A potions accident gives Snape a new lease on life by taking part of it away. More to come.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 235,513 - Reviews: 2546 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Pied Piper: A Labyrinth Fairy Tale by Ellen Weaver reviews
They will say I only take the children who were wished away. As if it were the wishing that brought me, as if I served them. In truth, I only take what is lost. And once, a village lost all of its children, save only one, who was lame...
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Jareth - Complete
What if? The Purgatory of Lily by Escoger reviews
Lily, after her death, gets the chance to see all of the mistakes she made in life, by viewing the lives of other Lilys who DIDN'T make her mistakes. Most pairings are SS/LE, but there are some JP/LP and others.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 103,625 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Real Heir of Slytherin by Lucillia reviews
Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,834 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
The Potions Master's Nephew by SeverelySnaped1 reviews
An accident occurs and Professor Snape finds himself trapped in his fifteen-year-old body. Enrolled into Harry Potter's fifth year, he is forced to hide his true identity. Girls, drama and teenage angst do not bode well with Severus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 124,585 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 77 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
The Gilded Cage by ApollinaV reviews
Clever Miss Hermione Granger believes that by marrying Azkaban prisoner 11652 she can effectively skirt the new Ministry Marriage Law requirements. A story about morality, mortality, and pickled walnuts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 203,885 - Reviews: 3717 - Favs: 3,330 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Ex Intempestivo Pax by Escoger reviews
When Lily sends a wedding invitation to Severus, rather than admitting defeat, he decides to risk everything in pursuit of his last slim hope of winning the heart of the one he loves. AU after Severus' decision. Pairings: You'll just have to read and see.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,735 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle reviews
7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 225,164 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 6,422 - Follows: 1,608 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Difference of Time by The Black Iris reviews
Harry Potter’s life has been an incredible journey, but his death will be even more incredible. Harry Potter dies and is sent back in time to rewrite his history. What will he change? How will he cope? Complete: NotSlash, NoPairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 54 - Words: 210,627 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 2,674 - Follows: 1,284 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Now cracks a noble heart by silverbirch reviews
After the war, a new ghost stalks the battlements of Hogwarts, but will speak to none - save one. Why is his message so secret he will only tell Harry? AU. The characters? They belong to JK Rowling. The plot? Now there's the rub!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,708 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Harry P.
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 8331 - Favs: 10,452 - Follows: 5,415 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Come What May by Scorpia710 reviews
Harry's life is turned around and upside down when a late night visitor from the future tells him the unthinkable. Now he must convince Snape to teach him Occlumency, get along with Draco Malfoy and survive through what Voldemort has planned for him. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,607 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Six Years, Six Applicants by Sarah1281 reviews
Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts position with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Of Wishes And Fishes by shewhoguards reviews
A dogfish, a catfish, a wishing ring and a holiday in the North of England. What could go wrong?
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,811 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Behind Blue Eyes by Paffy reviews
It's the summer after the Department of Mysteries and Harry Potter's about to do something drastic, something nobody expects, and he may not be alone. Following the lives of Harry and the Order as they battle against each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 438,964 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 2,811 - Follows: 1,416 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Harry P., OC, N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 8,033 - Follows: 2,024 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 204 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Harry Potter's Revenge by H P Lovecraft by Meteoricshipyards reviews
A Harry Potter story as H. P. Lovecraft would have written it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 2,246 - Follows: 322 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
A Twisted Timeline by MadnessPersonified reviews
Much to his displeasure, Harry is thrown back through time into his six year old body. As a result, Harry decides to contort the timeline, purely for his own amusement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 173,594 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 3,320 - Follows: 1,952 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6267 - Favs: 15,898 - Follows: 5,443 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2712 - Favs: 4,209 - Follows: 1,794 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
We Walk the Banks of the River Acheron by Silent Watchman reviews
The diclonius have all but destroyed their human predecessors, but at what cost. This is going to be a long one. It is now complete. Rated for violence, blood, and some language.
Elfen Lied - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,083 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
Walk the Shadows by jharad17 reviews
AU. The summer after 5th year, Death Eaters find Harry abandoned in the Dursley house and bring him to Voldemort. Will one particular Death Eater give up his position and his hate to save his enemy's son? Snape mentors Harry fic. violence,chld abuse,rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 113,854 - Reviews: 2301 - Favs: 2,518 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Problem with the Sorting Hat by P.E.E.V.S.Y reviews
Albus is waiting to be sorted with his cousin. He, like the rest of the first years, is nervous. However, once it's his turn to be sorted, things start to get out of hand. Especially as he seems to have some problems with the sorting hat...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
I didn't steal them! I liberated them! by lunakatrina reviews
"What on Earth were you found doing in a drunken binge this time, Potter?""I was actually not drunk!" Harry exclaimed loudly and petulantly. "I actually did this of my own free and good will toward my fellow living thing."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 244 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Unholy by Lady Salazar reviews
There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 2,154 - Follows: 701 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2308 - Favs: 5,562 - Follows: 1,787 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Stronger Than Hope by Alaunatar reviews
AU after OoTP, a few HBP details. An obsessed, grieving Harry has decided on a dangerous way to defeat Voldemort. Snape is paying closer attention than before, but his contempt for Harry blinds him. Eventual Snape as Harry's guardian story. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 164,882 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Equilibrium by Twinheart reviews
AU Snape.mentors.Harry fic. When Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts, Snape is forced to reexamine his initial impressions. Warnings: implications of : child neglect, abuse, manipulative Dumbledore, sedition. Not Canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,846 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 3,823 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
I'm Here to Help by Mark Doherty reviews
It has now come to this. I have lived too long, failed too often, and lost all that matters. Grant me this one last gamble. Grant me an end to our eternal conflict. Grant me the death of she who enslaved our world with its Purification. Grant me Serenity.
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 61,045 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Rei H./Raye/Sailor Mars - Complete
In Blood Only by E.M. Snape reviews
Snape is Harry's father. No one is happy to hear it. [R due to colorful language, dark themes, and nongraphic violence.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 185,251 - Reviews: 3919 - Favs: 3,483 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Before the Dawn by snarkyroxy reviews
In her seventh year, a latenight discovery changes Hermione Granger's view on a great many things. Severus Snape is just one of them. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 49 - Words: 323,413 - Reviews: 2103 - Favs: 3,824 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Everything I've ever done by duj reviews
COMPLETE! There were likely to be enough cross words when they finally met. For seven years of his teaching, Hermione had had nothing but cross words from him... Life was a puzzle sometimes. SSHG, Nominated for 4th Multifaceteds and Moste Potente Passions
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,644 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 4/27/2006 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 2,339 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
About Last Night by Darko28 reviews
“It's lovely that you want me as a member,” Harry interrupted Voldemort. “But there’s been a bit of a mixup. I didn’t really mean to join the Death Eaters. I was a little tipsy last night and boys will be boys, you know? Humor, oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,052 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Untitled Cheekquel Project by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,193 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 2,246 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Battle of Wills by Jocelyn reviews
PostOOTP, Snape blows his cover as a spy to save Harry from Voldemort. To win the war, even those who loathe each other must unite, and many lessons are learned in the process. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 356,457 - Reviews: 6214 - Favs: 3,940 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 8,421 - Follows: 2,275 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 4,340 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Blood Magic by GatewayGirl reviews
Blood magic was supposed to keep Harry safe, but his relatives are expendable. Blood magic was supposed to keep Harry looking like his adoptive father, but it's wearing off. Blood is a bond, but so is the memory of hate -- or love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 244,191 - Reviews: 2266 - Favs: 2,307 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 2/21/2004 - Published: 6/19/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
Lost by Danae3 reviews
Year 5 AU CompleteHarry is missing. Ron and Hermione are dealing. Snape thinks the Dursleys know more than they let on. What happens when Harry is found? WARNING: CHARACTER DEATH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,149 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 6/8/2003 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Late Arrival by Regann reviews
COMPLETE. On the day two heros wed, a young woman arrives too late. Sometimes, later isn't better than never. For anybody.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/9/2003 - Complete
Strange Bedfellows: A Comedy of Assumptions by Mad Maudlin reviews
Murder, mayhem, madness and Malfoy! Harry and Hermione face down an unexpected conspiracy, a possible nefarious plot, wild rumors and much, much worse to save their best friend from a terrible fate...right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,497 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/18/2002 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete