Important: In case you missed it, I decided to work on Archive of Our Own instead of Fanfiction for reasons that I have already detailed. After I finish my current stories I'll completely migrate other there. That may include erasing my entire profile here, maybe not.

Box 1: quotes. 2: Stories. 3: About me and anime that I saw/are currently watching.

"I'm hungry!"-Choji Akimichi (From Naruto [video game]).

"My name... is Kakashi Hatake. Things I like and things I hate… I don't feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future… never really thought about it. As for my hobbies… I have lots of hobbies."-Kakashi Hatake (From Naruto [dub]).

"Hey, careful. You wanna watch when making threats like that. When people get all full of themselves and start throwing around a lot of tough talk it really makes me annoyed. And when I get annoyed, pretty soon I get mad. And then I lose me temper!" (after a brief exchance with Kakuzu) "When I lose my temper I sometimes get an overwhelming urge to forget about the objective and smash everything in my path."-Hidan (From Naruto [dub]).

"Hearts, you say? You Humans are always so quick to speak of such things. As though you carry your hearts in the very palms of your hands. But this eye of mine perceives all. There is nothing that it overlooks. If this eye cannot see a thing, then it does not exist. That is the assumption under which I have always fought. What is this "heart"? If I tear open that chest of yours, will I see it there? If I smash open that skull of yours, will I see it there?"-Ulquiorra Cifer (From Bleach [manga]).

"It's just all so troublesome. Love, companionship and friendship... it's nothing but trouble."-Rukia Kuchiki (From Bleach [manga]).

"What do you want me to do about it?"-Coyote Starrk (From Bleach [manga]).

"Sanity? Worthless things like that, I never had them for as long as I can remember!"-Kenpachi Zaraki (From Bleach [manga]).

"I may have some weaknesses... But I think that as long as I strive for greatness, I'll become stronger. No. I know I will."-Renji Abarai (From Bleach [dub, filler]).

"There is only one enemy, and one of you. Abandon your fear. Turn and face your enemy. Don't give an inch- advance! Never stop. If you pull back you will age. Be afraid and you'll die. NOW, SHOUT OUT MY NAME!"-Old Man Zangetsu (From Bleach [dub]).

"I'm nothing but a stray dog, down to my bones. I hate myself. I bark at the moon, but I have no courage to jump up and grab it."-Renji Abarai (From Bleach [a mix of dub and manga]).

"Those of us in the last year of our compulsory education always get adults asking us things like 'what kind of career are you pursuing?' or 'do you have any dreams for the future?' And I... always answer with 'I don't know' or 'I haven't decided yet'. The normal path means getting into... a good college and a good company to work for. So I guess I'm just going to live a normal life. I don't want to cause any problems for my parents, I don't want to be called a shut in. That's why I go to school, even though it's much easier to stay home... and play video games. I don't want to be called a free loader in the future, so I'll become a white collar worker even though I don't want to. The people who make it to the top of society are the guys who get good grades right now. We're already separated into ranks, so it'll just be an extension of where we are now. What a boring future. It's such a pain to live."-Moritaka Mashiro (From Bakuman [manga]). Keep in mind, last year of compulsory education is the end of middle school, in Japan.

"If I follow my dream and it shatters, I can accept having to regret it. But I don't want to regret not pursuing it in the first place."-Akito Takagi (From Bakuman [manga]).

"[We] are Nakama. Of course, it's written as 'Nakama' but it's pronounced 'Rival'."-Shinta Fukuda (From Bakuman [sub]).

"Why do people have to work? I just want to eat and sleep. I should have born as a panda at the zoo."-Kazuya Hiramaru (From Bakuman [sub]).

"The greatest event in life is love. It lifts you up and provides motivation. What a joke... For someone like me who doesn't even have the guts to speak to the girl I has a crush on... unrequited love plunges my life down into an even deeper darkness."-Moritaka Mashiro (From Bakuman [manga]).

"Whatever happens, happens."-Spike Spiegel (From Cowboy Bebop [dub]).

"I'm not going there to die. I'm going there to find out if I ever lived."-Spike Spiegel (From Cowboy Bebop [sub}).

"I try not to think."-Spike Spiegel (From Cowboy Bebop [sub}).

[In regards to being called a monster] "And what does that make you? A man? A dog? OR A MONSTER?"-Alucard (From Hellsing [dub]).

"Violence is never the right answer. Except when used against heathens and monsters."-Father Anderson (From Hellsing Ultimate [dub]{Paraphrased}).

"Face it, this room will be our tomb; the mansion our gravestone; and our gravekeeper will be that cast-iron bitch Integra. And our epitaph? "Here lies the fearsome Wild Geese who kicked beaucoup Nazi ass for Queen and crumpets." But they won't write any of that. Because of you it'll say: "Here lies those gutless pussies that died pissing themselves and screaming like schoolgirls." Man the fuck up, bitch! You'll die with honor even if I have to tie you to your damn post! You take the money because you like it, and you fight because you like it and now... you're going to die like a merc and fucking like it!"-Pip Bernadotte (From Hellsing Ultimate [dub}).

"Everyone's gonna die. It's a natural part of life. But if life has no purpose, you're dead already."-Kiba (From Wolf's Rain [dub]).

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do, so throw off the bowlines, sail away from safe harbor, catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore, Dream, Discover."-Mark Twain (From real life).

"You can’t use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have."-Maya Angelou (From real life).

"You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don’t try."-Beverly Sills (From real life).

"Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing."-Benjamin Franklin (From real life).

"Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god."-Jean Rostand (From real life).

"The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion rested solely on my suspicion that I would never be fit for real work, and that writing didn't require any."-Russell Baker (From real life).

"Many people hear voices when no is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing."-Meg Chittenden (From real life).

"Easy reading is damned hard writing."-Anonymous (Not the group, either).

"I am irritated by my own writing. I am like a violinist whose ear is true, but whose fingers refuse to reproduce precisely the sound he hears within."-Gustave Flaubert (From real life).

"We should not shed tears, that is surrender of the body to the heart, it is only proof that we are being that do not know what to do with our hearts."-Tite Kubo (From real life).

"If it rusts, it can never be trusted. If its owner fails to control it, it will cut him. Yes, pride is like a blade."-Tite Kubo (From real life).

"All of us dream that we are flying the skies, with our eyes open."-Tite Kubo (From real life).

"My purpose is to entertain myself first and other people secondly."-John D. MacDonald (From real life).

"Whosoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a God."-Aristotle (From real life).

"Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards."-Robert A. Heinlein (From real life).

"None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me!"-Rorschach (From Watchmen [movie]).

[Singing]"Total slaughter, total slaughter. I won't leave a single man alive. La de da de die, genocide. La de da de dud, an ocean of blood. Let's begin the killing time."-Vash the Stampede (From Trigun [dub]).

"Don't even say it. You couldn't help it. You got a little desperate, and you pulled a dirty trick. And you still got your ass kicked in the end. If I were you, I'd blow my brains out."-Bob Makihara (From Tenjo Tenge [dub]).

"Ugh... Er. Well, feels like my head's still attached, my sunglasses aren't broken... Amen, hallelujah, and peanut butter."-Dutch (From Black Lagoon [dub}).

"In this world, is the tenacity of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity or law? Is It like the hand of God, hovering above? At least it is true... that man has no control... even over his own will."-Narrator (From Berserk [dub]).

The Martial Artist series has been deleted- and I'm currently re-writing it. It will get published at some point... maybe. Probably not, actually. PM me if you want me to hurry up and write the series. 12/5/2018.

Kenpachi in Naruto is dead. I grew tired of writing that story, and the lack of support didn't exactly help. If you want me to do something with this story, then PM me. Date: 5/17/17.

Coyote Starrk- a Soul Reaper is once again, getting published once a week. Date: 2/10/18.

Devil Flame (recent Bleach Insert OC) is dead. I rushed getting through content too fast, and I got really bored with the story. If you want me to fix it/want to adopt it PM me. Date: 1/30/17.

Justice League- Bangkok's Story is going to get published whenever I feel like it. It's more of a story to reconnect with my childhood, so I'm not taking it too seriously- thus I update it whenever I feel like it. I follow the series, but I skip certain episodes. The story follows a team of OC's and Supergirl. Also, because I'm not taking it very seriously, I skip several scenes that I just don't want to write/don't know how to fit it in. Completed. The ending is... iffy. 12/5/2018.

Loba Rising. A one-shot about Lilynette wanting to get stronger. If I get three people who tell me I should make it into a short story, I will. But I will not be able to make it into a long story like I normally do. So far I have two person telling me to do it. Date: 12/5/2018.

I do accept requests, and I take criticism well. I will also Beta read stories. I like Insert OCs the most, but I'm not above crossovers and remakes. But I dislike romance and shipping. It doesn't matter if its; Yoai, Yuri, or straight (is there a word that nerds use for that?) I won't read it. I'll only read it if it gets recommend to me because it has interesting characters. If the characters are boring, then I won't be able to read it. (What that means is I don't like romance as a main genre. If it's solely about romance I won't read it. But if romance is a side element, as in most stories, then that's fine.)

About me: I may change my name from Hungry Derp to something less dumb. I created the account before I realized how cringy the word 'derp' is. I'm probably going to stick with the Adjective/ Noun thing, though.

Shows, manga, and movies that I've finished (and enjoyed to a certain degree): (List updated 3/3/2019).

Naruto, Bleach, Bakuman, Prison School, Trigun, Black Lagoon, Hajime no Ippo, Cowboy Bebop, My Hero Academia, Hamatora Wolf's Rain, Read or Die, Berserk, Charlotte, Daily Lives of High School Boys, Kaze no Yojimbo, Bamboo Blade, Fruits Basket, Ben-To, Yona of the Dawn, The Devil is a Part Timer, Aoharu x Machinegun, Dimension W, Angel Beats, Assassination Classroom, Psycho Pass, Lucky Star, Food Wars (S1), Noragami, Hellsing Ultimate, Mushishi, Soul Eater, Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple, Dandy, Blade, Black Cat, Death Note, Gurren Lagann, Seven Deadly Sins, Hellsing, Elfen Lied, Orange, Magi, Blue Exorcist, Snow White With the Red Hair, Wolverine, Btooom, Gun X Sword, El Cazador de la Bruja, Non Non Biyori (S1), Dog & Scissors, Dragon Ball, Fullmetal Alchemist, A Certain Magical Index, Your Lie in April, B Gata H Kei, Afro Samurai, Yugioh GX, Ayane's High Kick, Kaze no Stigma, Sword of the Stranger, Princess Mononoke, Boy and the Beast, Cowboy Bebop the movie, Bleach Live Action, Perfect Blue, the Castle in the Sky, Dragon Ball Super: Broly, Orange Mirai, Zombie Powder, Teen Titans, (new) Samurai Jack, Punisher, X-Men Evolution, Attack on Avengers, Avatar the Last Air Bender,

Currently watching: Rurouni Kenshin, The Adventures of Sinbad, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Brave 10, Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru, Haven't you heard? I'm Sakamoto, Naruto Shippuden, The Disastrous Life of Saiki K, and Dragon Ball Super.

There are a few others that aren't too high on my propriety list so I won't bother listing them.

I prefer dubs over subs, but I will watch a sub if they don't have a dub for that show. Though, I need to be in a certain mood to watch a Sub.

I like music quite a bit, and I listen to it when I'm writing. I like metal, rock, and some rap is okay but most of it is garbage. I really dislike country and pop music.

Favorite characters list (in the order that I thought of them in):

Naruto: Asuma, Hidan, (Funny) Tobi, Killer B, Kakashi, Yagura, Gaara, Yugito, Jiraiya, Darui, Omoi, Karui, Kisame, Konan, Kakuzu, Jugo, Kiba, Akamaru, Shikamaru, Hinata, Lee, Guy, Anko, Tobirama, Minato, Hiruzen, Mei, Kushina, Shisui.

Bleach: Ichigo, Uryu, Izuru, Isane, Renji, Sajin, Tetsuzaemon, Shuhei, Shunsui, Toshiro, Rangiku, Kenpachi, Ikkaku, Jushiro, Nemu, Kensei, Love, Rose, Lisa, Mashiro, Starrk, Harribel, Grimmjow, Kisuke, Yoruichi, Rukia, Kukaku, Jackie, Tessai, Ururu, Jinta, Isshin, Karin, Yuzu, Masaki, (Quincy spirit) Zangetsu, (hollow) Zangetsu.

Bakuman: Mashiro, Takagi, Kaya, Azuki, Fukuda, Niizuma.

Prison School: Kiyoshi, Jo, Gakuto.

Trigun: Vash, Wolfwood, Dominique, Midvalley, Meryl, Milly.

Black Lagoon: Revy, Rock, Dutch, Benny, Chang, Fabiola, Roberta.

Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple: Appachi, Takeda, Tanimoto, Berserker.

Cowboy Bebop: Spike, Jet, Ed, Ein, Vicious.

My Hero Academia: Tokoyami, Kirishima, Asui, Tordoroki, Asui, Ashido, Gunhead, All Might, Stain, Dabi, Shindo, Yoarashi.

Hajime no Ippo: Ippo, Kimura, Volg, Sendo, Date, Ozuma, Mashiba, Kumi.

Black Cat: Black Cat, Sven, Saya, Rinslet, Kevin, River, Kyoko, Preta Ghoul, Durham.

Death Note: L, Matt, Ryuk.

Yugioh GX: Jaden, Syrus, Zane, Aster, Chazz, Atticus, Hassleberry, Jesse, Jim, Banner, Axel.

Gurren Lagann: Kamina, Simon, Nia, Yoko.

Space Dandy: Dandy, Honey, Meow, QT.

Wolf's Rain: Kiba, Tsume, Hub, Quent, Cheza.

Read or Die: Yomiko, Michelle, Drake, Anita, Maggie.

Berserk: Guts, Casca, Zodd, Judeau.

Seven Deadly Sins: Ban, Meliodas.

Charlotte: Yu, Courageous Girl, Tomori, Misa, Yusa, Kumagawa.

Hellsing: Alucard, Seras, Anderson, Walter, Rip Van Winkle, Bernadotte.

Non Non Biyori: Hotaru, Natsumi, Renge, Komari, Kaede, Suguru.

Soul Eater: Soul, Maka, Tsubaki, Liz, Patty, Stein, BJ, Marie, Giriko, Mifune, Angela, Justin, Sid.

Elfen Lied: Lucy, Kouta, Nana.

Kaze no Yojimbo: Kodama, Rin.

Bamboo Blade: Saya, Tamaki, Yuji, Azuma, Chiba.

Fruits Basket: Honda, Kyo, Shigure, Hatsuharu.

Ben-To: Yo, Ayame, Oshiroi, Ice Witch, Hercules, Yu Kaneshiro (better known as the Wizard).

Orange: Kakeru, Naho, Suwa, Hagita, Takako.

Hamatora: Birthday, Nice, Murasaki, Ratio, Honey, Three, Art, Hajime.

Magi: Sinbad, Kassim, Titus, Masur, Morgiana.

The Devil is a Part Timer: Mao, Ashiya, Lucifer, Emi, Chiho, Suzuno, Kisaki.

Daily Lives of High School Boys: Tadakuni, Yoshitake, Hidenori, Karasawa, Motoharu, Nago, Yassan, Ringo.

Snow White With the Red Hair: Zen, Obi, Mitsuhide, Kiki, Kiharu.

Yona of the Dawn: Hak, Shin-Ah, Jae-Ha, Zeno, Guen Tei.

Aoharu x Machinegun: Matsuoka, Tachibana, Yukimura, Fujimon.

Dimension W: Mira, Kyoma, Loser, Schumann, Cricket/ Koorogi.

Angel Beats: TK, Yurippi, Tachibana, Otonashi, Hinata.

Assassination Classroom: Nagisa, Korosensei, Kurasuma, Karma, Reaper, Rio.

Psycho Pass: Kogami, Makishima, Ginoza, Kagari, Yayoi, Shion, Masaoka.

Luck Star: Konata, Tsukasa, Kagami, Miyuki, Yutaka.

Food Wars: Shun, Soma, Megumi, Isshiki, Alice, Yuki, Kurokiba.

Noragami: Yato.

Gun X Sword: Van the Pretty Boy From the Garbage Dump, Wendy, Ray, Josh, Priscila.

Dragon Ball: Yamcha, Goku, (Demon King) Piccolo, Piccolo JR, Vegeta, Raditz, Android 17, Android 18, Android 16, Cell, Hit, Gohan, Videl, (Kid) Chi-Chi [the only decent version of the character, Nail, Dende, Gotenks, Vegito, Gogeta, Burter.

A Certain Magical Index: Accelerator.

Your Lie in April: Kosei.

Kaze no Stigma: Kazuma.

Sword of the Stranger: Nanashi, Tobimaru, Lou-Lang.

Princess Mononoke: Ashitaka, San, Moro, Eboshi, Ichi, Nii.

Boy and the Beast: Kyuuta, Kumatetsu.

Zombie Powder: Gamma, CT Smith.

Samurai Jack (2018): Jack, the Scotsman, Scaramouche.

Marvel: Nightcrawler, Wolverine, Iceman, Punisher, Spider-Man, Moon Knight, Ghost Rider.

DC: Nightwing, Starfire, Beast Boy, Cyborg, Raven.

Mushishi: Ginko, Nui.

Gintama: Gin, Kagura, Sadaharu.

Kuroko's Basketball: Kuroko, Kagami, Hyuga, Koganei.

Rurouni Kenshin: Kenshin, Kaoru, Sanosuke, Jine, Saito.

Katekyo Hitman Reborn: Hayato, Yamamoto, Kyoko, Ryohei, (25 year old) Lambo, Haru, Hibari, Xanxus, Belphegor, Iemetsu.

Yu Yu Hakusho: Urameshi, Kurama, Kuwabara, Keiko, Botan.

Tiger and Bunny: Kotetsu, Dragon Kid, Rock Bison, Lunatic, Blue Rose, Jake Martinez.

Brave 10: Sasuke, Saizo, Yukimura, Ana, Kakei.

OreGairu: Hikagi, Hayato, Totsuka.

Haven't you Heard? I'm Sakamoto: Sakamoto.