Age: Immortal

Gender: Female

Status: Alive

Race: Unicorn

Power: Awesomeness

Hello humans. I come in peace. Welcome to my awesome profile. When your here have fun but there are some rules.

Rule 1. Always be awesome

Rule 2. Don't care about what people call you

Rule 3. Be free

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumbass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run – beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandma.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandma, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read & ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this junk!

These 20 are my favorite sarcastic quotes of all time, gotten from various locations including internet and other authors pages (note: number is pending)-

1. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit more effort, you can be absolutely and perfectly impossible.

2. Sharks hug with their mouth.

3. The Zombies are coming! They're hungry for brains! Don't worry, you're safe.

4. My mind works like lightening...One brilliant flash and it's gone.

5. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

6. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

7. When life gives lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

8. HELP!! I got lost in my mind, it was uncharted territory...

9. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

10. The only way for people to meet your standards, is for you to lower them, a lot.

11. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

12: A computer once beat me at chess, but was no match for me at boxing.

13. think I am sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care!

14. To fail you have to try. To try you have to fail first to start again.

15. Do I know Sarcasm? Why yes, he's my best friend. I call him Snarky for short...

16. I'm not crazy! The voices tell me I am entirely sane…

17. Your just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

18. Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to use sarcasm.

19. “I’d insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn’t understand and if I tried to explain it to you, your brain might implode from information overload.”

20. silence is golden. duct tape is silver.

21. When life give you lemons, throw them back at life and steal the oranges you asked for

22. It doesn’t matter what it is, it’s automatically cool if it glows in the dark!

23. I have the cupcake I MAKE THE RULES!

24. I got attacked by a giant screaming rainbow... but it turns out it was just technical difficulties

25. Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge :)

26. IN CASE OF EMERGENCIES: run like hell!

27. It takes real skill to trip over a flat surface

28. I didn't hit you, I simply high-fived your face...

29. The road to success is always under construction

30. I'm not deaf, I'm just ignoring you!

31. Procrastinators UNITE...tomorrow... Maybe... When's the deadline? :P

32. WARNING: do not set self on fire

33. DRINK COFFEE! Do Dumb Things Faster with More Energy!

34. I trip up the stairs :D

35. Pickles are cucmbers soaked in evil

36. If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button!

37. Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery

38. I am a bomb technician - If you see me running try to keep up (Good luck with that."

39. PRIVATE PROPERTY: If you can read this, you are within range

40. Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils (Yep.)

41. Life sucks, and then you die.

R.I.P. to That girl you called a slut in class today.She's a virgin.The pregnant girl walking down the street.She got raped.The boy you called lame.He has to work every night to support his family.That girl you pushed down the other day.She's already being abused at home.That girl you called fat. She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause ugly scars. He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying. You think you know them .Guess what? You don't! RE-POST if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't.

(Current stories I'm working on.)

None

(Stories I will not finish)

A Cat's Tail-one piece

What if Akainu, Kiarzu, Kuzan and Luffy are forced to work together and while turning into Nekos. Based off of "Nothing to Gain"

In-complete

Stopped writing

Sorry

(Stories I want to do)

Why Us?-one piece

It all happened so fast. First Sabo was taken away. Next Ace and Luffy are on are way to Sabaody Archipelago. My only hope is that we stay together.

I really want to do this one.

I Wish it was a Dream-One piece

I failed. I know. But please for the love of god don't bring Luffy into this.

Started drifting this one already.

Dear people,

I will no longer make any more stories.

Why because I have this found out the I have stage 3 breast cancer.

So I might not live.

I will continue these stories if I live.

And if I don't please pm me if you want to finish them.

Well peace out.