Hello World!!!!

So I am a major Potterhead and Gleek. R.I.P. Cory Monteith. I miss my angel so much. Anyway so I just got back to the FanFiction world. Back and better than ever. And I love you all. Forever yours, faithfully.

The Hogwarts Rules

No matter how good a fake Australian accent is, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care Of Magical Creatures class

I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore"

If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

Seamus Finnigan is not "After me Lucky Charms"

I'm not allowed to steal Professor Flitwick's wand, hold it over his head and laugh as he tries to jump for it

Asking "How do you keep a Griffyndor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time

Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

I'm not allowed to call a hippogriff "Horseybird"

Professor Snape does not enjoy being called "Snookums"

Neither does he enjoy being called "Sev", "Snapey-poo", or "Debbie"

Dumbledore is not Santa, and I shouldn't sit on his knee and demand presents, especially in June

I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new, pussycat?"

I will not call either Professor Lupin or the Grim "Nice doggy"

There is no Bring A Muggle To School day

I will not refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

I will not sing "Defying Gravity" during Quidditch practice

There is no connection between Voldemort and Hitler

I'm not allowed to declare Official Hug A Slytherin day

I will not wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT shirt to school

When in the presence of the Dark Lord, I will call him the Dark Lord, not "Snake-Face, the Dark Lord Happy Pants"

I'm not allowed to ask the Malfoys if blondes have more fun

I'm not to hold my wand over my head before casting a spell and yell I... GOT ... THE... POWER!

When I see the Dark Mark, I shouldn't yell, "To the Batmobile, Robin!"

If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, I must assume I'm not allowed to do it

I will not use first years as Christmas decorations

It is generally accepted that cats and dragons can't interbreed and I shouldn't attempt that, no matter how wicked the results are

Teaching the first years to chorus "Draco Malfoy, The Amazing Bouncing Ferret" isn't nice

No matter how much I make myself laugh, I'm not funny.