insecureloofahide bio
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. You're probably wondering about my pen name, right? It's an inside story that goes back to when I was about 13. I had a conversation all those EONS ago with a darling friend about our insecurities and the hilarity of the word loofah. Add in the fact that I didn't know how to spell the word loofah and viola! I love the comedic effect of these two random words together. Anyhow, I am a twenty-something year old living in a small city. I educate teens on healthy relationships, which is JUST what they want to be learning about :P Contemplating my next career move... in the meantime, I am finally writing fanfics after reading them for years! I particularly love reading Harry Potter and Twilight fics. Please contact me if you are looking for a beta! |
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Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
After a mortifying first meeting, fanfiction writer Bella finds story inspiration in her distracting new neighbor. She thinks he's just a player. He thinks she's a little odd. But you can't judge a book by its cover. And just wait until Bella discovers who's reading her newest fic! Art imitates life imitates art. An AH romantic comedy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 479,535 - Reviews: 25931 - Favs: 7,164 - Follows: 6,819 - Updated: 5/25/2018 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Not In Our Favor by TwilightCakes reviews
Katniss thinks she had found her happily ever after with Peeta, but when a hunting accident lands her in the hospital, she wakes up discovers she has no idea who he is. Her memories of life for the last two years are all blurry, but she does however remember Gale. Will the baker that seems to be her polar opposite be able to win her over twice? AU. *WINNER* Everlark Smut Awards!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 225,532 - Reviews: 4077 - Favs: 2,139 - Follows: 2,396 - Updated: 12/5/2016 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Worse Games to Play by Belmione reviews
"In this moment I'm not sure how I've said no to him for fifteen years. Peeta Mellark hasn't smiled like that since the day on the rooftop of the Training Center before the Quarter Quell." My take on Katniss's decision to have children with Peeta.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 164,524 - Reviews: 2225 - Favs: 1,983 - Follows: 2,057 - Updated: 12/1/2015 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Good Again by titaniasfics reviews
"The sun was rising, fingers of glorious orange, red and yellow crawling across the sky. The window appeared as a frame around a picture, dawn's ascent bursting from the folds of a delicate skirt the color of burnt copper. I sighed, and turned back to Peeta, holding his hand against my cheek." - Katniss & Peeta discover that life can be Good Again *2013 EVERLARK SMUT AWARDS WINNER*
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 260,691 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Unbroken by hidingfromsomeone reviews
Ten years of loving you was almost enough. Arm's distance was nearly too close. Then I fell. Please… make me unbroken. HP/CW NC-17
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 66,237 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 4/18/2014 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Harry P., Charlie W.
A Slow and Creeping Thaw by alienor-woods reviews
Her son falls ill while Robb is hunting for game in the endless black of the Long Night, and Myrcella longs for warmth in more ways than one. A one-shot written for Ships of Ice and Fire.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,852 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Robb S., Myrcella B. - Complete
The Host - Before and After the Rain by Maira Z. Pereira reviews
The viewpoint of Ian O'Shea from the moment he discovers that Wanderer wants to return Melanie's body and leave him.
Host - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,988 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Season of Mirror and Lights by Coyote Laughing Softly reviews
When Ron goes to great trouble to get Hermione a special Christmas present, an overhead conversation between her and Rose show him that it's not so much his presents, but his presence that matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/22/2013 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Little Bird Freed From Her Cage by Littlefeatherofhope reviews
For Momolady's Tumblr prompt: Sansa disguises herself in order to attend a commoners' festival in King's Landing with Shae and Bronn. Sandor recognizes her in the crowd. But the two take the chance to be together for the day.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,006 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Sansa S., Sandor C., Bronn, Shae - Complete
A Singed Birdling and the Hound by Littlefeatherofhope reviews
bighound-littlebird Tumblr prompt submitted by queensansastark: Sandor and Sansa's future daughter Catya manages to sneak out at night and into the kitchen where she burns her hand on the still hot stove. She is then found by Sandor who was also still wandering the castle and has to comfort his little daughter and explain that her burn is by far not as bad as his is.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Arya S., Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
Stars Are Silent by Sogni D'oro Nadia reviews
This starts where The Host ends - with a kiss in the dark. It continues to explore the beautiful new beginning between Ian and Wanda after they kiss in the game room. Both Jared and Melanie bring complexity to the story but nothing is meant to be out of character. Intended for mature audiences as there are lots of lemons.
Host - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,234 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 69 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Ian O., Jared H., Melanie S./Mel, Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Little Bird by swimmingfox reviews
Sansa decides to go with The Hound during the Battle of Blackwater. Survival in the woods, a lot of growing up, and a tangled relationship follow...
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 54,333 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Catelyn T., Sansa S., Sandor C., Shae - Complete
Yours by MermaidMidna reviews
If you had to fall into a woman's arms, my son, why couldn't they have been Margaery Tyrell's?
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,604 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Margaery T., Robb S. - Complete
Pencils, Papers, Passion by JenRar reviews
Edward and Bella find more than supplies in their closet at work. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,361 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 4/16/2010 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
That Way by WaterGirl14 reviews
When I looked at her, my head rang sirens in my ears. I figured, at the time, that it was the locket. The radio was on, I remember that. I had never heard the song before. I will always remember it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,228 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/10/2013 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
Stages by Faith-o-saurus reviews
The stages of how Peeta and Katniss grow back together.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,988 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Let Them Know a Better Day by Littlefeatherofhope reviews
After their escape from King's Landing, Sansa struggles with her fear of the Hound's anger while realizing she must come to terms with her new feelings for him. Longing to tell him of her growing affection, she hopes by admitting her true feelings, they will find comfort in each other despite the chaos surrounding them. One shot, first in the series The Prayers of Sansa Stark
Game of Thrones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,187 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
The Transfer by bannerday reviews
Bella transfers to the Univ of WA; to a dorm with the Twilight gang. She runs into Edward her first day, leaving him on the ground & her things littered about. Sometimes you find what you didn't know you were looking for. AH, BPOV/EPOV, humor and hotness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 538,254 - Reviews: 4672 - Favs: 2,963 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What You Don't Know by Airplane reviews
It's become very clear to Eugene that Rapunzel has little to no understanding of amorous affection.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,185 - Reviews: 2405 - Favs: 3,797 - Follows: 1,207 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
When Laundry isn't a Chore by JenRar reviews
Jasper spies on a virtual stranger one day in the laundry room of their apartment building. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - [Alice, Jasper] - Complete
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2935 - Favs: 5,748 - Follows: 2,077 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Good Morning, Sunshine by Jingle For Goldfish reviews
Just a silly idea... :O)
Ella Enchanted - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Complete
More than Holding On reviews
In the aftermath of the war, Vera Hadley finds herself the guardian of Teddy Lupin, the son of the only people she ever thought of as her family. How will she hold onto the threads of her former life and move forward? Will she and Charlie Weasley weave a future together? Rated M for language and future lemons!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Charlie W., OC, Teddy L.