You can call me Mad.

I am a teen-aged writer who, probably, watches to much TV{However, I have my doubts that it counts since I watch it all in the seclusion of my room}. My favorite category is Fantasy, mixed with action. Romance doesn't hurt, either. ;)

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet
and so are you
but the roses are wilting,
the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl is empty,
and so is your head!
they say love is around the corner, then I must be walking circles.

Girls are like apple trees,
The best ones are always at the top,
And boys don't want to reach for the good ones,
Because they're afraid they'll fall and get hurt.
Instead they go for the rotten apples on the ground,
Which aren't as good but easy.
So the apples at the top think there's something wrong with them,
When in reality they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right boy to come along,
The one who's brave enough to climb all the way up.
To the top of the tree.

Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counters?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

Your One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.{Drat! I was expecting my perfect soul mate too!*cue sarcasm}

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday{Better hurry it up than}