Naruto characters talk about their expectations and what actually happens in reality. Post war but we'll have the dead shinobis resurrected because I said so (insert hair flip and dramatic eye roll). Rated T because I pulled Hidan out of his burial site and amazingly he still has his mouth intact. Cheers to life!

When Kakuzu- san brought home a worn out wooden cabinet, our favorite S-ran criminals went on an adventure to a magical world... and no, it wasn't Disneyland. Rated T for Hidan's brilliant speaking ability, Deidara's fleeting terrorism, Kakuzu's violent urge to rip everyone apart, Itachi's Sharingan LaLa Land torture and Voldemort's whining. Read at your own risk.

Sometimes the path to world domination happens to pass through Scotland. An Akatsuki goes to Hogwarts fic.