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The Facts Of Life by bittersweetties reviews
"Let me get this straight, you're trying to blackmail an Uchiha?" "umm... Well yeah. Basically." "You're dumber than you look." "Who's the one getting blackmailed?"ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 154,791 - Reviews: 2700 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 1,258 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Innocence? by Googala2 reviews
Izuna knows what he wants, and exactly how to get it... Izuna/Madara. Herein lies Uchihacest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,123 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Madara U., Izuna U. - Complete
Good Little Samaritans by MintiNeko reviews
Hana first met Itachi when she was five years old at the supermarket, when her left hand was caught in a giant crab pincer. Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Itachi U., Hana I. - Complete
Vespertine by Cynchick reviews
Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2222 - Favs: 4,349 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Coconut Shampoo by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. Non-massacre. A paralyzed and nekkid Itachi. Sakura had to bathe him. Not. Cool.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 68 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 105 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 2,150 - Follows: 251 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete