Hey im Elizabeth Nicolee Zizzerman

I hope you enjoy my story(s).

Please give feedback.! Im all ears!

Happy Reading Loves

10 random questions

1.Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives arace car not called a racist?

Because then nobody would want to racecar anymore. Little kids will haate them and teenagers will crack jokes.

2.Why is the man who invests all your money called a 'broker'?

Because "the man who invests all your money" was too long.

3.Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?

lmfaooo im guessing soap.

4.What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

None.

5.Why are the obituaries found in the "living" section of the newspaper?

because they are living in spirit?

6.Are one handed people offended when police tell them to put their hands up?

lmfaoo nope. but if i was a police i would start laughing.. then the one handed person will be offended

7.How can sweet and sour sauce be sweet and sour at the same time?

The same way an icey hot pack and be hot and cold.

8.I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forksso I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

hahaha yea buddie!

9.If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

nahhh because nobody would buy whatever they sell. if they do sell hahhaha dont they deliver or something?

10.What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them togo?

You wouldnt worry about it.. its too late now.