In which Elsa has a penis and is a vampire and she has to hold back the impossibly strong desire she suddenly has for her sister and fails. Also, Hans sucks and so do other people. (Futanari, incest)

AU: What if Hans decided he didn't want to kill Elsa? What if he thought he could control her and her powers? What if Kristoff found Anna first? When Hans decides that he wants Elsa to marry him, he's keen on putting an act to get her to trust him, and he succeeds. But when Anna wakes and becomes hellbent on revenge, will she go too far?

The spring is here, and Elsa and Anna are getting ready to celebrate Anna's engagement to Kristoff. But, bad news interrupts their happiness, only to find Elsa questioning herself more than ever before. Was originally a short story. (It's over and done and I DGAF if it's corny it's FANFICTION, people take this waaayyy too seriously. No fun allowed apparently. Peace out!)

Modern AU. Elsanna. Elsa lands a job as a high school science teacher fresh out of college and signs up to coach the girl's tennis team. She expects everything to go smoothly until her first day, when she meets Anna- the self-proclaimed captain of her tennis team.

A Helsa drabble based on the Scissor Sisters' song Sex and Violence. Two things occur in this fic. Sex. And violence. If you're innocent, avert your eyes. It gets pretty graphic.

A series of lemons detailing Elsa and Anna's secret relationship. Despite the dangers of their taboo love, the two sisters fall in the embrace of love and desire. Elsanna icest ensues. Rated m for a reason!

[Alternate Ending; Hans x Elsa.] "If they knew you were still alive, they would never stop hunting you," he told her bluntly. "As long as you're here, you're safe from them." Elsa's stare turned hard and bitter at these words; and yet his dark, hollow timbre was as clear as daylight. "You're not fit to be a queen, Elsa. Consider this cell a form of ... penitence for your crimes."

A short Elsanna drabble: There is something beautiful in the goose bumps only her sister can cause [WARNINGS: Incest, sexual situations, smut]