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This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her while she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota Balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

If you believe in Jesus Christ, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.

God totally owns fanfiction, everyone on it, every thought concerning it, every thought otherwise in the world, every particle in the world and universe, Is and loving and amazingly forgiving (takes a dramatic gasp of air and continues) has power and wisdom beyond even our wildest dreams, and DOES EXIST. If you agree, please, do copy and paste.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

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How to Obtain a Reverse Harem in Naruto by Darkpetal16 reviews
A rewrite of Sakura. In which a blunt, and eccentric OC is placed into the body of Sakura Haruno at the start of the series. Nothing at all could possibly go wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 169,401 - Reviews: 3104 - Favs: 4,064 - Follows: 4,458 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 4/23/2017 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki, OC
Father of Lies by Hermione Prime reviews
Tom Riddle leads a double life, famous politician by day and Lord Voldemort by night. Harry Potter is about to disrupt his life by convincing the world that he is Tom's mistake of a son, the by-product of one night the young Dark Lord was drunk and sixteen. Thus follows one of the biggest scandals of all time. Oh, Harry is going to enjoy messing things up for Riddle. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,187 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 12/31/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Unholy Matrimony by Nadine25 reviews
Marriage is a blessed union, bringing together two kindred spirits by way of an unbreakable bond... Or something like that... In which Sakura proposes, Itachi agrees, and chaos ensues. ItaSaku, SasuIno, NaruHina, and Shisui.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 261,214 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Itachi U., Sakura H., Sasuke U., Shisui U.
Harry Potter and the Elemental Nations by Clow Angel reviews
A summoning gone awry pulls Harry from his ancestral home into the middle of a battle between the Sannin atop giant talking animals. More than a little confused but soldiering on despite the strange place he now calls reality, Harry goes on to baffle the Elemental Nations with his acts of magic. [Slash]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,166 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 3,786 - Follows: 4,818 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 2/18/2016 - [Harry P., Itachi U., Kakashi H.]
And the brave man with a sword by black.k.kat reviews
The Founders have spent the last fifty years separated and drifting, but with Voldemort rising, they're headed back to Hogwarts once more. Between a wary Golden Trio, Umbridge, and Voldemort's shadowy plans, there's little time to deal with their own problems, even though Godric knows it's tearing the four of them apart—maybe even irreparably.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,379 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 11/28/2017 - Published: 3/31/2015 - [Salazar S., Godric G.] [Rowena R., Helga H.]
Quoth the Raven: Nevermore by BelovedShadow reviews
Sasuke couldn't exactly say he was excited for the opportunity to work at his family's company. That is, until he discovers that the distant relative left in charge of things has some kind of otherworldly pull over him. MadaSasu Modern AU. Cross-posted to Ao3, where all Explicit sexual content will be redirected.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,183 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/12/2017 - [Sasuke U., Madara U.] Itachi U.
my bones are shifting in my skin by black.k.kat reviews
Morality and logical limits are not Orochimaru's strong point, even as a loyal Konoha shinobi. Thankfully, it seems that parenting actually is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,063 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 11/30/2016 - Published: 9/12/2016 - [Orochimaru, Sakumo H.] Kakashi H., Mitsuki
Home is behind by black.k.kat reviews
Experimenting with a dimension-bending dojutsu is probably not the brightest idea ever. (Or, canon!Kakashi swaps universes with A Snake In the Grass, a Wolf At the Door!Kakashi, and absolutely no one is happy about it.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,947 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 5/24/2016 - [Kakashi H., Obito U.] Sakumo H., Team Seven
Bullet With Butterfly Wings by black.k.kat reviews
For the record, this is not how his grand defection from Konoha was supposed to go. (Or, Orochimaru attempts to save the world. Hatake Sakumo may have been part of the plan, but he's also very much an unexpected complication.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,697 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 5/27/2016 - Published: 5/24/2016 - [Orochimaru, Sakumo H.] Kakashi H., Jiraiya
Sasori by Darkpetal16 reviews
It's not all that likely to be reborn in the Narutoverse. And it's definitely not likely to go back time in the Narutoverse after being reborn there. So then why, pray tell, does it still happen? AU / Sequel of Sakura / Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,178 - Reviews: 2573 - Favs: 3,720 - Follows: 3,838 - Updated: 3/1/2016 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Sakura H., Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
Comfort to the Wretched by BelovedShadow reviews
When Itachi was born and put up for adoption, he grew up happily with his uncles Madara and Izuna. His brother, Sasuke, was raised in the cruel world of the Japanese foster care system, filled with abuse and despair. When Madara and Izuna are alerted to the fact that they have another nephew, they are quick to give him a stable home. But is it already too late?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,580 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 2/11/2016 - Published: 8/18/2012 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.] [Madara U., Izuna U.]
Late Dawns And Early Sunsets by BelovedShadow reviews
Itachi never thought being a vampire was a big deal. He was born this way, so why worry over it? But being a big brother was something he took seriously. It's now his job to keep Sasuke taken care of and well loved... if not TOO well-loved. ItaSasu YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,230 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 7/5/2011 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.] [Neji H., Naruto U.]
Conditioning for the Unconditional by BelovedShadow reviews
When the Uchiha family moved, things changed. Fugaku, once in the shadow of his wife, becomes successful. Mikoto, once the perfect businesswoman, becomes the perfect wife. And their sons, well - they change most of all. Once polar opposites, they become lovers. Is their new found relationship a sin? Or is the love they share really the most natural occurance of all since the move?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,275 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 7/31/2012 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.]