Waddup fellow fanfictioners! (?) Not quite sure what to call you, but it's nice of you to take time out of your day to check me out ;)

Real Name: Not telling because fan fiction is my guilty pleasure and I will be absolutely mortified if anyone finds me because I generally only read M rated slash but hey, I'm a pervert or whatever. Deal. And I am practicing online safety. Lol. Like a rapist from the other side of the world is going to bother flying to little old New Zealand just to get some.

Age: 16

Birthday: July 12th

Gender: Female

I'm what I think is known as a lurker. I read fics until they are spilling out of my ears...and then never review. HA! Aren't I just terrible. But I've decided to change that because the lovely writers I read deserve a review for letting us read their hard work.

I've never written anything and I don't think I will try, after all there is enough horrendous fan fiction on here anyway without me adding to the list. I read HarryxDraco and... that's it. I really should try and "expand my horizons" or some shit but I am quite satisfied with our favourite boy wizards thank you. I did read a HarryxSnape one time because I liked the writer but I was a wee bit disturbed. And another time I accidentally stumbled across a HarryxTeddy that I read for kicks. And I'm kicking myself because I can never unsee that.

Occasionally I do branch out if the mood strikes me. I do so love Oliver Wood but he doesn't get nearly enough attention as he should. I'm starting to ramble a bit so I'll let you go.

If you actually read all of that, I do believe congratulations are in order.

Well done.

Forever T-Rex