Convicted of a crime he didn't commit and sent to prison, Starscream must deal with the sneers and hatred of those surrounding him after an unexpected twist of fate sets him free - into the hands of the Autobots. G1 AU

Hoping to find a new relic, the Autobot's find something that they never, EVER would have expected. Cute? Tiny? Love-able? Yeah right! There is no way the Autobot's could find the treacherous Starscream, former SIC of the Decepticons could be any of those things, even if he was a helpless and hungry sparkling... Right? Sparkling-Starscream fic. R&R

G1. Starscream is given a choice other than execution after the end of the war: rebirth through Vector Sigma. Reformatted as a sparkling, he's taken in by Optimus and Ironhide as their son. Too bad Ironhide isn't too keen on the idea. OP/IH, future SS/SF

G1. Thundercracker's life is turned upsidedown when he's entrusted with the care of an orphaned Decepticon sparkling. Rating raised slightly for violence

Sequel to Thundercracker's Glory. Coming of age in the wake of a war is never easy, especially when you're on the losing side... and Glory must find her own path in an increasingly dangerous galaxy.

For the first time in vorns, Soundwave plays a card game and wins a most unusual prize. But according to Jazz, that's when the real game began. Now master and slave must match wits in a game that will push them both to the breaking point and beyond.

Soundwave is captured by the Autobots after being severely and permanently damaged in battle. Complete!

G1: Torture/Romance. After being captured and left for dead; Bumblebee falls in love with the most grotesque of mechs. The OC is not an OC in the end! Rewrite with more angst and depth - and the coinciding story line of those left behind.

Ratchet wasn't always a medic. When a battle injury kicks his old psychological welfare officer programming on again, Ratchet aims to safeguard his crew's mental health by whatever means necessary. rating for later chapters

TFA, post end. The Autobot Council discovers that the captured Decepticon leader has ancient, dormant slave programing. Optimus Prime is the bot they choose as his master. He's not too thrilled. Prompt fill.

Sparkbearer Saga: Part II. G1-based AU. Alien invasions, possessed vehicles, language barriers, government conspiracies, family drama, supermarket tabloids, and tomato wars... Welcome to Earth.

AU. Vos: independent, isolated, and self-governed by absolute monarchy…until a miner turned gladiator caught the optics of its young Crown Prince. Not all is fair in love and war. Warning: MegaStar; sticky. Based on M:Origin & G1 while taking liberties. [HIATUS]

To improve intergalactic relations, young Optimus must bond to a femme from the planet Femmax. Out of his many prospect brides, can he find real love and avoid a cold, arranged bond? OptimusXElita, IronhideXChromia, SentinelXAngelbane, others.

After breaking up with Yamcha, Bulma is determined to prove that she has moved on with her life. However, she ends up getting a lot more than she bargained for when she gets Vegeta involved. VegetaxBulma.

As time passes, the tension between leader and follower grows, and outside events push everything to its apex. Megatron/Starscream

His brother turned his gaze to him, expression no longer neutral but one of contemplation. There was a measured silence, as the ramifications of the situation were being processed. Finally, Optimus folded his arms over his chest and asked, "What is the last thing you remember?"

The Prime stands for more than himself. With their species dwindling, the All Spark destroyed and himself having died once already, Optimus decides that there cannot be only him any longer. - Mechpreg -

Jazz is wondering why Prowl keeps presenting him with shiny objects...

Separately, Jazz and Prowl are like forces of nature- they are uncompromising and uncontrollable. But what becomes of their natures when these two unstoppable forces collide? Will one break the other, or will they both be stronger for it?

What happens to a Mustang when a garbage truck T bones it at 60 mph? I don't know. Neither did Barricade. Bayverse, post 2007 movie. Reviews are what keeps me going.

Creation moves in cycles, Seeker femmes look just like Seeker mechs, and courtship displays freak out even evil Decepticons. Now Soundwave has to find out why Thundercracker is suddenly so violent... and why Starscream and Skywarp are giggling like that.

Optimus Prime finds himself with a new, daunting responsibility when Wheeljack's latest invention accidentally turns Megatron into a sparkling. Shameless cuteness ahoy!

Long after the Autobots lose the war, Bumblebee tries to survive in a filthy Decepticon work camp. Knockout x Bumblebee.

G1. Soundwave’s life takes an unexpected twist when Megatron gives him a female Autobot as his personal slave.

G1, AU elements. Not all scars are superficial. And many more aren't just permanent — they're fatal. [Suicide recovery story. Warnings posted inside.]

Jazz is a less than stable criminal, and Prowl is an upstart enforcer determined to stop him. However, life, and Jazz's unusual quirks, has other plans for the young enforcer. Slash.

This is what happens a plot bunny won't leave me alone, Prowl's Praxian heritage kicks in and Jazz was at the wrong place at the wrong time. Sparkling, kinda slash kinda not

TFPrime verse. Starscream shows up unannounced in the eradicons' shower room looking for someone to bathe him after an accident. Steve x Starscream.

Starting from when Sunny and Sides first join the Ark's crew. Future Twins/Ratchet. Minor pairings on the side. pr0nz and slashing. You have been warned. Don't like, don't read. CHAPTER 11 NOW UP!

When you're a fan girl, you're a fan girl. You can't help the stupid things you do for your fandom. But what happens when you're suddenly the only one who KNOWS about the fandom? Let's find out, shall we? TF movieverse, for now set between TF and TF2.

"By the way, Sideswipe... Thanks for the boomerang."

They hated him. They hated him because he was who he was and that he was where he was because of it. Yes, they hated Prowl. That was, until he was gone. Mentions of slash, violence and death. Slight AU. Prowl glorifying.

Spike and Bumblebee return to the Ark to find a strange sight. The Autobots are all outside the ship, frozen in place. Was it the Decepticons? Wheeljack's immobilizer? Umm... no.

After accidental exposure to Seeker pharmaceuticals. Soundwave gets cuddly with a captured Autobot. Jazz is totally going to use this as blackmail material. Humor/Crack.

Something of a fix-fic for all those gender-bender stories where someone turns female and becomes a wuss. The Autobots are female. Amazons, Roll Out!

At the brink of all-out war, a Prime is murdered and another must take his place. Optimus accepts this role, though there are many things that weigh his mind, the least of which is the sneering mech with the dark face. OP/SS slash, eventually.

Knockout/Soundwave: TF:Prime. Soundwave breaks his mask, and he's being treated by a medic who's a sucker for a pretty face. Now with a sequel. This has slowly gone from a little love story to an epic romance.

Ratchet had been acting off for a few days when Wheeljack came to check up on him.Was adopted from MynameisJag,Multiple Slash pairings read to find out

Prowl says 'potato', and Sideswipe says 'potahto'. You may guess where this is going.

A freak accident leads certain members of the ARK feeling a little feminine. How will they survive the new changes and will they ever return to normal? How will they endure being the only femmes on a crew filled with lonely mechs?

An accident turns the Stunticons into humans. Now the Decepticons think they're traitors, while the other humans think they're eccentric, dangerous... and occasionally, dead sexy. And it only gets worse from there. Written by Anon Decepticon & QoS.

After Megatron is captured by the Autobots, he is locked in an mental asylum with a young, novice femme for a psychiatrist. He decides to viciously manipulate her into letting him out, but what results however, is something neither of them planned for.

You are Special Ops. and you're on a mission besides your official one : to capture the spark of the enforcer who arrested you. Too bad he only ever thinks about his job. What's a mech to do? Jazz x Prowl premovie alternate universe

In the long war, every mech had a story. This is just one of them. This is Prowl.

Soundwave has done what he has to in order to survive in a warrior's world, while Blaster wonders if he'll ever find love. Things start to change for each of them the more time they start to spend together. *slash*

Frenzy is trapped in more ways than one when he's captured by the Autobots, and forced to make decisions he would rather avoid. Will he go back to the way things were? Or has he been given the opportunity for something entirely new? Mature themes.

Bumblebee has been harboring a secret for as long as he's existed and Bee stresses HE. The problem is that the Allspark is gone and now their race is as good as extinct ... save for a little secret of Bee's that he's willing to do almost anything to keep. Hidden-gender. 2007 movieverse. Also on A03.

Coauthored with Merfilly. Sentinel's weapon turned Ironhide's frame, processors, and memory core to rust, but left behind his spark in its casing. What makes him who he is? DotM Fix-it Fic. Continuation of New Moon chs. 2 & 4

A truck driver is hired to take a beat up Peterbilt halfway across the country... but this truck is more than meets the eye. What starts as a three day delivery becomes a life changing experience. Optimus/OC, TF:Prime

Peace, sparklings, Jazz, Soundwave, online gaming, and happily ever after. Not in that order. A series of fics and ficlets set in the same 'verse as Dawning. NOT Dark of the Moon compliant! Ratings are various. Please note chapter headers!

Being related to Seekers meant having some of the same programming and Prowl has been suppressing his for way to long. Now the codes are out and he wants a Trine and two poor bots won't know what hit them. T-M

It's time to vote for a new President of the United States and not even Election Day can stop Sunstreaker and Sideswipe from having a little fun.

"I'm crushed against the wall by our illustrious Prime and if anything I'll be kicking Optimus for taking us down past Wheeljack's lab on the way to the command room"

Ever since the incident in Egypt two years ago, Optimus Prime has had this unsettling feeling of an uncomprehendable feeling nawing at the back of his CPU...that was until he got a massive wake-up call in the form of a tiny silver pod.

Something is very wrong on the Ark, but why is Bluestreak the only one to notice, and what's happened to Jazz and Prowl? G1, story now complete.

It had been early in his rise to power that Megatron had realized that loyalty and competence should be rewarded. It has, over time, become tradition. - Megatron/Laserbeak sticky pnp slash

Ratchet has a hand fetish and no one has the patience to give his hands the attention he desires. Little does he know, the one who everyone thinks is a prude could be the bot to fulfill his fantasy. Ratchet/Optimus Prime Slash

Prowl was known to be stiff and by-the-book, while Jazz was known to be the one to bend the rules until they almost broke. What if that wasn't how things used to be before the war when Prowl and Jazz first met? Movieverse Formerly known as Lost Demon Soul

G1/IDW Rumble has a problem. And that problem's name is Starscream. Doesn't help that Skywarp's jealous or that Soundwave does not approve. Rumble x Starscream.

While in Greece to stop the Decepticons, Sunstreaker stops to admire his reflection and ends up insulting the Greek god Narcissus. Cursed with irresistible beauty, Sunstreaker discovers that being irresistible isn't all that it's cracked up to be.

Jazz, Soundwave, a very personal favor, and tactical use of emoticons. Jazz reset his optics. "What, is snarking over IM some kind of Decepticon mating ritual I didn't know about?"

Tragedy brought them together. An accident means to separate them. Ironhide had never meant to let things go as far as they had, he had simply promised to watch over her. But fate and the Decepticons had other ideas. IH/OC. NOT a mary-sue.

Ratbat is bored, young and easily traumatized, so the cassette twins make no effort to spare him any of the details when he asks where he came from. Mentions of Shockwave/Soundwave. G1.

G1 Ironhide has always dreamed of having a family. But when a young femme comes to the ARK claiming to be his daughter, will he be able to raise her on his own?

The G1 Transformers get together to watch and comment on the most epic movie of 2009. But just what will they think of- well, everything? Major spoilers, and rather insane. T for language and concepts beyond child comprehension. ;

movie-fic. When Tony Stark uses his Allspark-given space bridging abilities, he draws power from Rodimus Prime. Sometimes too much. Sadly, when he tries to undo what connects them together, he kicks loose a flood of events... Imperfection 'verse

Another story for the livejournal flesh-and-steel community's Spring Fever & Lingerie Challenge, because there can't be too many stories about Autobots and underwear.

Crack oneshot, no pun intended. Carly makes the mistake of telling Bluestreak that he can ask her "anything". Written for the Spring Fever and Lingerie challenge at the flesh and steel community at livejournal.

"Prowl, I need you to have a look at my aft; bots have been staring at it and snickering all day!"

Sometimes, Jazz's inability to turn down a challenge can get him into very interesting situations. Pleasant, but interesting. SLASH

Dead Story. Bayverse. Prime/Jazz. After millennia at war, the Autobots have finally captured one of Megatron's command officers. Yet the method of conversion could be arguably as Decepticon-esque as anything the saboteur-assassin has done in the name of his cause.

One change is all it takes. "Starscream trapped in ice" AU. G1 and includes minor movie elements.

It was a giraffe. A baby giraffe... and it was staring at him.

G1. After a night of revelry, Starscream awakes to find himself the filling in a grounder sandwich. SLASH!

Three years after the Transformers awaken on Earth, a young engineer builds a suit that will allow her to masquerade as a Transformer. Involves a look at transhumanism and psychology, an actual plot, and a non-Sue OC. My first fic. Feedback appreciated.

"Think that someone else would make a superior second in command then me huh? I'll show them!." Anyone would be better Starscream? He's gonna prove them wrong Autobot style. Edited by Fliara48

G1: The Decepticons know what you've been writing... and they're not happy...

Movieverse. A crack story. It started out as psychological warfare in response to a distrustful Red Alert's innumerable and quite annoying cameras. Then it escalated.

Crackfic, oneshot. Wheeljack invents "sticky" interfacing and it leaves everyone cold. Rated M for subject matter and cussing. No explicit smut, but it is crass.

A side-story to Flashover; following his unexpected and unexplained collapse, Red Alert is admitted to Iacon's medical complex. Neither Ratchet nor his team can diagnose the unusual symptoms, but at least Red's faithful partner is, as always, by his side.

Canon-faithful, Wheeljack-centric. An alternate ending to the G1 episode "Atlantis, Arise." Raped by Starscream, Wheeljack struggles to cope. Not your standard rapefic. Slash ensemble, multiple pairings. Rated M for mature themes; may be triggering.

Without him, I was nothing. Without me, he was a monster. Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, Nightwind style.

Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.

The war is over, the Autobots victorious. But a young Autobot Seeker will soon discover that there is more to the Decepticon slaves, and to himself, than meets the eye.

Innocent hazing and sneezes, harmless human traditions turned inside-out; their differences work in ways that leave everyone wondering just who's messing with who. Sam and Bumblebee wouldn't change a thing, though. Now a few one-shots.

Just some fluff to stuff the seams of my Tinman story. More cute interactions between Ironhide and Annabelle Lennox. Enjoy!

Starscream's new invention isn't the weapon Megatron thought it would be. Optimus is a noble self-sacrificing glitch and Megatron doesn't know what hit him. Megatron/Optimus sticky!

Ratchet meets Dr. House when alien nanytes are discovered in a critically injured Sam Witwicky's blood. The resulting critical mass of snark ends the universe as we know it.

A short one shot featuring Soundwave and his hidden appreciation for music.

G1. Plot bunny adopted from Gimme-chan. The invention of the day turns Soundwave into a sparkling. A telepathic sparkling who doesn't know any better than to say your thoughts aloud...

The 28s meme starring the Stunticons. Some chapters related, a few contain slash. Battles and Shakespeare, tricks and imprisonment, Autobots and their own flaws... nothing stands in the way when the 'con cars - and truck - hit the road.

G1 Yet another chapter in the saga of Autobot Twins meet Monty Python. Poor Prowl. Poor Laserbeak.

G1verse, crack. The element of surprise is their chief weapon...amongst others.

A look at the history of Ratchet's relationship to Sideswipe, told in snapshots.

Kitty!Prowl/Jazz- Jazz falls to pieces after Prowl is killed. Prowl discovers there was something important Jazz never got to tell him, so he is granted a chance to return to the living to find out. The only condition is, he is returned as a catbot.

We all know there's nothing quite like Autobot drama, especially if you're a femme dressed up like a mech. Thanks to: Okami-chan, P.A.W.07, and Litahatchee. UPDATE: It's over, but it's just the beginning.

Being the only Decepitcons on Earth makes one an easy target for lurking Autobots if one doesn't blend in real well with the local inhabitants. To bad for Barricade and Frenzy, they blended in a little to well. Perverted themes and jokes, nothing graphic. 07-verse.

Rule Number One: Don't ever, ever, EVER stab your commanding officer in the back. Rule Number Two: On the off chance that you ignore Rule Number One, you better run like hell. Far, far away.

When Wildrider is kicked out of the Decepticon base, he decides to find a human to keep him company. But the one he picks has more problems than just a Stunticon terrorist. Not a romance, despite the title.

Jazz gets captured by the Decepticons and decides to use his time to drive Megatron insane. An unwitting Starscream is more than happy to join in the fun. G1verse.

A small fic mostly for Ironhide and Ratchet bonding. Polished is meant as the Cybertronian word for 'drunk'. Explicit bot sex. Ironhide X Ratchet

G1. Prowl and Ratchet are handed a recruiting mission and they must go into the Neutral Zone. While there, Prowl meets a mech whose predicament affects him more than he can imagine.

G1. Starscream falls deeper into the realm of insanity, becoming a threat to himself and his fellow Decepticons. In an act nearing desperation, he is sent to an asylum, but the condition grows worse. Megatron must decide whether he's too unstable to live.

Starscream gets a chance to go back and do it all over. Ten bucks says he screws it up...again. This story includes tons of things that will most likely make you hate me, so don't read it if you can't take a mature fic.

Wheeljack blowing himself up was nothing new. Neither was Ratchet's ranting and raving. The two of them deciding to make out in the middle of the hallway for Primus and everyone to see, though -- that was different.

TF:A. Every second in command needs to meet four requirements: act as an anchor, offer assistance whenever needed, be a confidante, and provide balance. Prowl/Optimus.

Set after "Tinman". Ironhide deals with Annabelle's prospective suitors. Will Annabelle ever find "Mr. Right" with Ironhide scaring off any who dare to pursue her?

How do you handle emotions like love when you're not supposed to have them? Or in this case, how does everybody else handle it for you? Eventual Megatron x Starscream.

Barricade has always been a mech of dark civility, thinly reining in his feral spark. The passionate beast within him is drawn out one orn in the wash racks as the newly instated Femme Commander, Flamewar, takes a sinfully dark interest in him.

G1 ish universe. Thundercracker captures a young woman to be his pet

As the battle for Autobot City rages, one lone figure laments and plans for the future.

Beaten, broken and humiliated, revenge is the one thing that kept Starscream going. But is revenge enough to live on? And when the only place to turn to is your enemies, how long an a lie be convincing? How long can a charade be maintained?

2007 Movieverse. Ironhide adjusts to his new role as the Lennox family guardian.

Totally cracked fic!While working on an alien device, Wheeljack accidentally turns Optimus into a sparkling.Sparkling cuteness captures the sparks of all on the base, including his sparkmate, Elita. ch 40 Quick note...the sequel is up!

post2007movie. Response to challenge. This is my version of what happens when Optimus Prime, Autobot leader and mech wrecker, drinks high grade. Last bonus chapter added! Optimus and Elita get a surprise or two. Hide and Mia get busy sparking!

Oneshot. Skywarp gets over-energized on Energon and now Earth's "single" jets are not safe from this inebriated Decepticon

The Dinobots learn about Mother's Day so they think Wheeljack needs presents.

Transformers AU. Juxtaposition side story. So you think you're ready for a human all your own, but do you know how to care for one? ... Ratchet and Wheeljack are doing their best to figure it out.

G1: When Ratchet swore to heal all, he did not take his oath lightly. The first time he met the likes of Sunstreaker and Sideswipe, he knew they'd be trouble. Unfortunately, Sunstreaker did not count on what one feisty, loud-mouthed medic could do to him.

G1: Mix five dinobots, one medic and an engineer and what do you get? Five confused dinobots, one enraged medic and a horrified engineer.

Prowl and Sideswipe are either contestants in the Snark-o-lympics, or are busy waiting for Godot. You decide.

A followup to 'Dogfight'. Hologram cockfighting takes an amusing twist when highgrade is unintentionally introduced.

The Autobots get bored and discover something creative they can do with their holomatter projectors.

[G1] The Twins watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail and are now amusing themselves, to the other Autobots' confusion and dismay. Written in response to the Use this Line challenge on The Padded Cell.

Out of all the Decepticons, only Soundwave knows about the insanity and benefits of raising a family, especially when that family consists of the Cassettes...

G1: Soundwave could not care less on what happens to the human race. He does, however, have a soft spot for some of their music. Oneshot.

[2007 Movieverse] Barricade rues the day he introduced Frenzy to coffee. Not a comedy, but a stand alone prequel to a small series based on he Decepticon teams on earth. Review if you read, please. Read Funny Farm next, thanks!

G1 Skywarp may not be the only inveterate practical joker lurking at Decepticon Headquarters...