The following isn't true:

I live in ThunderClan, Erdas, Pyrriah, Gotham and New York at the same time.

My mission is to call a spirit animal

My name is Thistlestar.

I am a boy.

The following is true:

I am a girl

I love owls

Warriors, Slugterra, Young Justice, Avengers, Wings of Fire and Spirit Animals are awesome

Me:

Name: Thistlestar

Description: long-haired silvery tabby tom with a white chest, two white paws, one black twisted paw, a bushy tail, and orange eyes

Name: Thunderstar

Description: Dark tortoiseshell She-cat with dark blue eyes

Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night his friend talked him out of suicide.
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.
See that boy you called stupid? He attempted suicide last night.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't. Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs.

"Cultivate peace and harmony with all."

-George Washington (Yes, George Washington, probably one of the best people I've heard of)

Warrior Cats fan Oath

I'll remember Brightheart,

When I see a scar on someones face.

I will think of WindClan,

Every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream,

When I see a young mother.

I'll remember Violet,

When I worry about my brother.

I will remember Goosefeather,

When nobody believes me.

I will think of Scourge,

When someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing,

When I find it hard to believe.

I'll be reminded of Princess,

When I see someone, who seems naive.

I'll always think of Heathertail,

When someone wants to be 'just friends'.

I will think of StarClan,

When I am near the end.

I will think of Tawnypelt,

Whenever I feel judged.

I will think of Darkstripe,

When somebody holds a grudge.

I promise to remember Cinderheart,

When I climb a tree.

I'll remember Midnight,

Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool,

When I must follow my heart.

I will think of Hollyleaf,

If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Brambleclaw,

When I must prove myself.

I'll remember Spottedleaf,

When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze,

When I am feeling strong.

I'll remember Tigerstar,

If I choose the path thats wrong.

I'll remember Dovewing,

When I hear of something far away.

I'll remember Cloudtail,

When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar,

Whenever I must choose.

I'll remember Crowfeather,

When the one I love, I lose.

Feathertail will be in my mind,

Whenever I must be brave.

And I'll remember The Tribe,

When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur,

When somebody breaks my heart.

I'll remember Barley,

When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool,

When I try to be the best.

I'll remember Firestar,

When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar,

If someone abandons me.

I'll remember Ravenpaw,

If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather,

When I have a strange dream.

I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt,

Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think of Cinderpelt,

When my leg is sore.

I'll remember Longtail,

When I can see no more.

I'll remember the many battles,

When I see conflict or strife.

I promise to remember all these cats,

For the rest of my life

When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.

Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

Favorite warrior cats in order:

1. Thistleclaw

2. Snowfur

3. Yellowfang

4. Jayfeather

5. Needletail

Least favorite warrior cats in order:

1. Sol

2. Tigerstar

3. Brokenstar

4. Hawkheart

5. Yarrowleaf

1) Write down your five favorite cats from warriors in no particular order!

1. Snowfur

2. Yellowfang

3. Needletail

4. Thistleclaw

5. Jayfeather

2) What would you think about a name with 1's beginning and 4's ending?

Snowclaw. But no, I use the prefix ‘snow’ too often

3) Would you consider naming a cat in your story 2's beginning and 3's ending?

Yellowtail. No

4) Would you make fun of a cat with 5's beginning and 2's ending?

Jayfang. That’s cool

5) What genre would a story be with a cat with 1's beginning and 5's ending as the main character?

Snowfeather. I think I used this name already...

6) What would you name a story with characters named 2's beginning and 1's ending, and 3's beginning and 5's ending?

Yellowfur and Needlefeather. “A Fued Within.”

7) Write a prophecy saying that a cat with 1's beginning and 3's ending had to save the clan.

Snowtail

”Black as Night

Bright as Day

Without a tail, the Clan shall sway

But with a tail, comes one so pure

saving the Thunder, with a clever lure.”

8) What would a cat with 4's beginning and 2's ending look like?

Thistlefang. Silver, black and white tom with blue eyes

9) What can you tell about a cat with 3's beginning and 1's ending just from their name?

Needlefur. She is fiesty and powerful

10) Do you think anyone would give a cat 1's beginning and 2's ending?

Snowfang. Probably.

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If you think (or know) you're obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile

I don't know karate, but I do know crazy, and I'm not afraid to use it.

If you wish that one day, Warrior cats need to attack your town because you think something exciting needs to happen, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever seen a movie or a TV show so many times you can quote it word for word and you do at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote, even when whoever you are quoting it to doesn't understand it; put this in your profile.

If you had a dream where you could fly, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get distracted easily, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this.

If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a teenager, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you're part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you are against racism, copy this onto your profile. THE ONLY RACE IS HUMANITY!

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teens have tried smoking pot. If you haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think hair color doesn't determine how smart you are, copy and paste this into your profile.

Did you konw taht you can raed mix-up wrods vrey esialy if the frist and lsat ltetrs are in the rgiht palce? If you could read that, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you actually like to read, just for fun, copy and past this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and paste this on your profile if you like copying and pasting things on your profile :)

Copy and paste this on your profile if you're random!

Copy and paste this on your profile just to copy and paste something on your profile.

Copy and paste this on your profile if you want to stop copying and pasting things on your profile but you just can't.

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A black man sat on a bus. A white man followed and said, "No colored people."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK.

When I grew up I was BLACK,

When I'm sick I'm BLACK,

When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,

When I'm cold I'm BLACK,

When I die I'll be BLACK.

But you sir,

When you're born you're PINK,

When you grow up you're WHITE,

When you're sick, you're GREEN,

When you go in the sun you turn RED,

When you're cold you turn BLUE,

And when you die you turn PURPLE.

And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.

Copy and paste this if you're against racism.

ONLY IN AMERICA (POST THIS IF YOU LIVE THERE)

Why America has some Issues:

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. (Because pizza is so much more important.)

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. (Maybe they fly around the rink?)

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. (Exercise is good for you . . . right?)

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. (To us, that's just a snack.)

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. (Protect the pens!)

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. (Nothing wrong about that.)

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. (It's a plot!)

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' (Not too surprised, actually.)

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering. (Long arms?)

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.

After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill." (I struggle with this. ;D )

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you're a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination (How'd you know?!?!?!?!?!), copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

93 percent of Americans would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

95% of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile. (Live in the world, but don't be like it. Others may say, Be in the world but not of the world.)

Come to the dark side. We have cookies. (I have a shirt that says this.)

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

Why do we ((sleep)) in church, But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie? Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God, but so ((easy)) to Gossip? Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post, Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones? Why are ((churches)) getting smaller, But ((bars and clubs)) are growing? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called Him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared Him...
He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...
Be honored to serve such a leader who loves us.
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ His son...
Then copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."

IF YOU LOVE GOD, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

98 OF 100 TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD... REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL

How much am I worth?

Natural Hair Color:

Brown - $100

Blonde - $50

Black - $15

Bald - $5

X Other - $75

Eye Color:

Brown - $50

Green - $75

X Blue - $150

Hazel - $100

Other - $15

Height:

Over 7′ - $200

6′8″ to 7′ - $175

6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150

5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75

5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85

X Under 5′4 - $0

Age:

50 to 56 - $175

46 to 50 - $150

41 to 45 - $125

31 to 40 - $100

26 to 30 - $75

21 to 25 - $50

19 to 20 - $25

X 0 to 18 - $100

Birth Order:

Twins or more than twins - $750

X First born - $320

Only Child - $250

Second born - $150

Middle child - $100

Last Born - $100

Third born - $550

Fourth born - $300

Fifth born - $400

Sixth born -$215

Drink?

I did like once - $400

Only Holidays - $250

Sometimes - $215

YES - $200

Only weekends - $300

Every other day - $50

Once a day - $15

I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$

X No - $600

Vision?

perfect vision - $400

need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200

No correction - $100

X Glasses - $50

Contacts - $25

Surgical correction - $100

Shoe Size:

13 - $300

12 and a half to 13 - $250

11 to 12 - $400

X 7 to 10 - $50

Under 7- $450

Favorite Colors (multiple):

Green - $750

Red - $600

X Black - $100

Yellow -$475

Brown - $300

Purple - $225

White - $400

Aqua - $350

X Orange - $300

XBlue - $300

[Pink - $100

Other - $500

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?

[ ] Yes - $0

[X] Nope - add $1000

[ ] some - $750

Final Total: $3045

In all reality, I know I am a priceless princess destined to be a queen. Every female is.

Abortion.

They say, "It's my body."

Is it your body growing in there?

Is it you who is getting literally torn to pieces?

Is it you who is getting murdered by the person who was supposed to love you?

I don't think so.

The only differences between abortion and murder is one is legal, and one is killing a preborn child.

How would you feel if your mother aborted you?

Repost on your profile if you are against abortion.

My Favorite books are:

Spirit Animals (Fav. Character: Cordalles and Halawir or Abeke and Uraza)

Wings of Fire (Fav. Character: Glory or Tsunami )

Warriors (Fav. Character: Thistleclaw and Snowfur)

The Guardian Herd (Fav. Character: Star, Silverlake and Echofrost)

The Secret Horses Of Briar Hill (Fav. Character: Foxfire or Volkrig)

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos! ...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (I don't know about you, but I don't have X-ray vision :/)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Which would be...?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (What?! I LOVE eating frozen dinners!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (...DARN IT!!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Are you sure about that? I thought it would be cold after heating! You learn something new everyday, I suppose)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't that be much quicker?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Man, now my 11-year old can't drive to school!)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Oh! I had no idea sleep aids could do that!)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use ONLY." (Gah. I was planning to use them in space!)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (OH NO!!)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (That idea never even occurred to me!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (EAT nuts? Really? No way!)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." ( What a rip off!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Okay!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:"Put on fork and eat." (But...I was gonna kill someone with this! Are you telling me I actually have to EAT it?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, Copy and Paste this onto your profile

My Favorite Movies! (in no particular order)

The Avengers (Fav. Character: Hawkeye or Captian America)

Basically all Marvel moves are favorites, so you get the point

The Suicide Squad (Harley. Always Harley.)

Favorite TV Shows:

Agents of Shield (Fav. Character: May)

Arrow (Fav. Character: Ollie or Felicity)

Once Upon A Time FIRST THREE SEASONS ONLY (Hook or Robin or Regina)

Heartland (Jack or Spartan)

Young Justice (Tigress and Cheshire)

Avengers; Earth’s Mightiest Heroes (Hawkeye and Captain America)

Slugterra (Burpy. Duh. Or JooJoo)

”If women could read minds, every second man would be slapped.”

”Don’t bleed on my floor.”

“Good girls are found in every corner of the earth. But unfortunately the earth is round.”

“Scientists have yet to figure out how 300 people can be working at Walmart and only four registers will be open.”

“If someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral you are going to, look around the room and say you haven’t decided yet.”

“If I say ‘first of all...’ you better run because I have data, research and charts that will destroy you.”

“I changed my car horn to sound like gun shots ... people get out of the way much faster now.”

“Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. Chocolate understands.”

“You can’t make everyone happy. You aren’t a jar of Nutella.”

“You can’t always control who walks into your life, but you can decide which window to throw them out of.”

“When I get bored, I text a random number saying: ‘I hid the body . . . Now what?’”

“You don’t know what you have until it’s gone...for example, toilet paper.”

“Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.”

“There is no angry way to say bubbles.”

”My entire life can be summed up to a single sentence... ‘well that didn’t go as planned.”

“If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower back at them. Just remember to throw the flowerpot with it.”

”Me? Crazy? I should get down from this Unicorn and slap you!”

”When life shuts a door, open it again. It’s a door. That’s how they work.”

”Nothing is really lost until your mom can’t find it.”

”When life hands you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how you did it.”

“Starting tomorrow, whenever someone throws something at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.”

“Holding on to anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.”

“Whatever doesn’t kill me had better start running.”