WELL I can't wait for the next Gone book to come out! HUGE GONE SERIES FAN! o-m-g I LUV WARRIORS TOO!!! I don't think it's possible to wait for the next book! Reading fanfics helps though! As you should OBVIOUSLY know (i dont know how you would know but you should) I also luv them lizards! (all reptiles really). One of the sentences that I say lotx and lotz is THAT'S DISTURBING!. sOoO YA! plz R&R! :P

omg these r HILARIOUS:

On artifical bacon: "Contains real artificial bacon bits." (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no, we get real fake bacon.)

On Sears hair dryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Wow, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase nessecary. Look inside for details." (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But it's just a suggestion.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of the box): "Do not turn upside down." (Oops.)

On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta clothing iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: "Do not drive car or operate machinery." (We could do a lot to reduce construction accidents if we just kept those 5-year-olds with colds off the fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (ZZZZZZ...)

On a Korean kitchen knife: "Keep out of children." (Hmmm. Was that supposed to happen?)

On a string of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to in outer space.)

On a food processer: "Not to be used for other use." (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts." (But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Someone was payed big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Now you tell me...)

On a child's Superman product: "Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly." (*crash*)

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