"And the only solace I find is that you and the rest of your ilk will never grace the halls of human history with your wit or ingenuity. You will die, and your absence of an impact on the course of the human race will doom you to be forgotten. You will amount to nothing." Double Dee says what's on his mind, and Kevin holds him to it.

HighSchool!Au Erik Lensherr has found that he's failing...well, everything. Even worse, his tutor is Charles Xavier, the nerd who occupies the lowest rung of the social ladder. The fact that he's rather attracted to Charles doesn't help. Charles/Erik

The Valar work in mysterious ways.

Thorin "Oakenshield" Durin is leader of a superhero team called the Company. When Bilbo Baggins (a mild-mannered executive assistant) comes to them with startling news, Thorin and his team must face their toughest challenge yet. Can The Company defeat S.M.A.U.G. and make the city safe for everyone with powers? ('ships: Bagginshield, Dwori, Nofur). Updates Mon, Wed, and Fri!

Kevin has realized how much Double D goes through on a daily basis and regrets some of the things he's done to him in the past. Now he is determined to watch out for the smart Ed in their final high school year to make sure he doesn't go through any more grief. Many lemony moments!

What if Lily has survived the attack at Godric's Hallow and raised Harry on her own? Changed rating to T. Reposted chaps 1-41 with small minor changes. Officially On Hold for the time being. See profile for more info.

A month has passed since Justin left for New York and he hasn't heard from Brian. He begins to wonder if he made a mistake leaving Pittsburgh and contemplates going home to Brian, who is not taking the separation so well.

Kenny hates the club scene. As it turns out, the same is not the case for South Park's resident Goody Two Shoes. There must be something inside. Bunny. Oneshot

PTSD, Mental Instability. Mix with hot-tempered red-heads and a possessive yet cold unyielding blond who's got a wicked tongue, and you've got yourself just a normal day in Harry Potter's life. Oh..and what's this about a baby? Summary Inside, Rated R

Double D looks forward to science class everyday. He's never had it better...that is until Kevin pops into the picture. Now they must work on a science project together, whether they like it or not. Edd/Kevin

Kenny and Butters continue their life together after leaving South Park RATED MATURE FOR SEXUAL THEMES AND LANGUAGE. sequel to "What Dreams Can Do"

Kenny has a theory. Not only is love a mental disorder, but also a waste of time. When a certain blonde starts giving him butterflies, he becomes obsessed with Stan and Kyle's relationship, trying to figure out what true love is.

When Cartman finds out that Butters has a crush on Kenny, he comes up with a nefarious scheme: make Butters believe that Kenny is in love with him. Butters/Kenny, CartmanxWendy, and Stan/Kyle. COMPLETE

100 word drabbles Made because finishing my Dip drabbles made me feel empty inside! :D

A battle against the Hidden Village of Mist leaves Konoha in wreckage. Iruka sacrificed everything to save his home and now is in the hands of the infamous Sharingan-Kakashi during his recovery. Kakashi couldn't be happier! Kakairu YAOI, slight sasunaru

If Kenny says so, then Butters has to do it. Bunny love

Kenny's not the man-whore that everyone thinks that he is. Right? -First SP story ever! -Rating may go up! Please read and reveiw!-

Love Drabbles, multiple chapters. Slash but others, too. Please leave some ideas for Drabbles and Pairings. Fifth Chapter: Craig/Tweek

One the day of Harry and Draco's handfasting, Ron finally learns the secret that brought Harry and Draco together, and gains a new respect for both of them.

AU, 6th year, like the title says. It's too much for the boyhero. Luckily he's got an archnemises who not only looks like an angel, but will play the part of one as well, just without the toga and with more snark. Not slash, rated for suicidal themes.

Post 513 Not everyone is as happy as they thought they'd be about the decisions they made.basically Season Six, in which the characters return to the people we liked before CL destroyed them.